The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 10.2.12

October 2nd, 2012 // 466 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, which sort of draws heavily from the Seven Psychopaths premiere, and not just because if In Bruges taught us anything, it’s that this movie will be the shit, but also because Sam Rockwell figured out how to freeze Christopher Walken in place for a month. In the few other shots that aren’t from the red carpet, we’ve got Halle Berry doing this infinitely better than Brooke Mueller, as well as Keke Palmer, whose music seems…interesting, and finally, while scientists investigate Tom Cruise‘s ability-to-fly and mind control claims, I went ahead and found irrefutable proof that he can invisibly cloak himself.

Your move, Travolta,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN


  1. Christina Hendricks Butt
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    She really knows how to put the ‘Mooo’ in that mu-mu!

  2. Terry Richardson
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    Some people really should stay BEHIND the camera…

  3. Brenda Song Swastica Shirt Short Shorts
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    Yeah whatever happened to that baby she was supposed to have?
    Anyone know anything about that??

  4. Terry Richardson
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    Off Camera: Crowd cheering him for getting Lohan to stick a gun in her mouth.

  5. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Twitter
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    Ughhh…How many more pics are these bitches going to post of themselves. So sick of them.

  6. Mickey Rourke Knit Hat Tiny Coffee Cup
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    She’s out of your league.

  7. Terry Richardson
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    “Why yes this shirt is made by American Apparel…I get a ‘titty grabber’ discount!”

  8. Joshua Jackson Grabbing Butt Fringe Set
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    Or maybe we are witnessing what every ‘star’ feels before they get that big break…

  9. Christopher Walken Sam Rockwell Seven Psychopaths
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    Tuck that shirt in, young man.
    And pull your pants up past your waist.

  10. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Twitter
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    WOWW !!!!!

    KRIS JENNER LOOKS AMAZING in this photo.

  11. Lady Gaga Donetella Versace
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    donatella looks scary as fuck !

  12. Lady Gaga Donetella Versace
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    lmao they look like mom & daughter

  13. Jennifer Lopez Cleavage Legs Chanel Photocall Paris Fashion Week
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    She is a moose

  14. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Twitter
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    Who ordered the whore sandwich, heavy on the whore?

  15. Heather McDonald Cleavage Seven Psychopaths Premiere
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    Eight psychopaths.

  16. Taylor Swift Butt Tight Red Pants
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    Weight becomes her.

  17. Christopher Walken Sam Rockwell Seven Psychopaths
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    Both of these men can dance.

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