Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, which sort of draws heavily from the Seven Psychopaths premiere, and not just because if In Bruges taught us anything, it’s that this movie will be the shit, but also because Sam Rockwell figured out how to freeze Christopher Walken in place for a month. In the few other shots that aren’t from the red carpet, we’ve got Halle Berry doing this infinitely better than Brooke Mueller, as well as Keke Palmer, whose music seems…interesting, and finally, while scientists investigate Tom Cruise‘s ability-to-fly and mind control claims, I went ahead and found irrefutable proof that he can invisibly cloak himself.
Your move, Travolta,
- Photo Boy
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She really knows how to put the ‘Mooo’ in that mu-mu!
Some people really should stay BEHIND the camera…
Yeah whatever happened to that baby she was supposed to have?
Anyone know anything about that??
Off Camera: Crowd cheering him for getting Lohan to stick a gun in her mouth.
Ughhh…How many more pics are these bitches going to post of themselves. So sick of them.
She’s out of your league.
“Why yes this shirt is made by American Apparel…I get a ‘titty grabber’ discount!”
Or maybe we are witnessing what every ‘star’ feels before they get that big break…
Tuck that shirt in, young man.
And pull your pants up past your waist.
WOWW !!!!!
KRIS JENNER LOOKS AMAZING in this photo.
donatella looks scary as fuck !
lmao they look like mom & daughter
She is a moose
Who ordered the whore sandwich, heavy on the whore?
Eight psychopaths.
Weight becomes her.
Both of these men can dance.