Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, which sort of draws heavily from the Seven Psychopaths premiere, and not just because if In Bruges taught us anything, it’s that this movie will be the shit, but also because Sam Rockwell figured out how to freeze Christopher Walken in place for a month. In the few other shots that aren’t from the red carpet, we’ve got Halle Berry doing this infinitely better than Brooke Mueller, as well as Keke Palmer, whose music seems…interesting, and finally, while scientists investigate Tom Cruise‘s ability-to-fly and mind control claims, I went ahead and found irrefutable proof that he can invisibly cloak himself.
Your move, Travolta,
- Photo Boy
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She’s apparently unaware that the forearm of the last poor bastard who dared mate with her is still attached to her left boob.
LOL
Coincidentally I ran across some relatively recent pictures of Vanessa earlier in the evening, and I think she looks stupendous. I don’t know if it’s just my imagination, but she seems to have filled out a bit since her nekkid pictures were “leaked.”
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Fucking gorgeous.
I can’t think of anything funny, but I prefer this hair to the Bozo the Clown wig or the Extensions from Hell.
Ugh, Great Expectations again? Do I have to?
J-Lo may be a fire-breathing cunt. But she’s a very attractive fire-breathing cunt.
Gaga is always stealing from someone: Madonna, Queen, Bowie, and now Three Dog Night.
Give her a break, everyone. Obviously she was trying to read the poster and the paps caught her by surprise. “T … to … um … to-um … oh, TOM! What?”
Oh honey please. Your white-babydoll-wearing coy-looking ingenue days are loooooong over.
Cock Dr? I’m pretty sure PB included this one just for you. Verdict on the shoes?
Them’s fine shoes, just can’t get over why she would wear something that makes her look so thick. That’s a dress for a 19 yo stick Barbie.
When I see the faux-pout, I don’t think “sexy”, I think “mouth breather”. Is that what you girls are going for? Because the boys prefer girls who are able to breathe through their nose. Little helpful hint from Auntie D.
This!
She’d get it.
I would let her sit on my face and then I’d bang her in whichever hole she wanted.
Why does she refuse to show her ass? She’s owes at least 98% of her wealth and fame to her ass and now she’s hiding it.
“Up periscope !!”
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Boy meets Man v. Food
Fuck bitch. Eat. A. Goddamn. Sandwich.
I’m sure she’s pretty. I can’t tell. My face is buried too deep in my monitor pretending to play motorboat with her tits.
Cow.
That’s quite a fancy bumper car!
I would name each boob ‘Ke’ and adopt her name as my title.
She is having doubts about riding that bike, her huge camel toe might suck that thing right up.
They deserve a league of their own.
Like they needed more ways to sneak Walken into the middle of a movie.
Never was. Has-been. Maybe.
Something about the slimming effect on the sides with that modern-art/floral impression design and the angle were making me dizzy. Thankfully the cleavage gave me something to focus on.
He always looks so flattered when he gets his picture taken in public, almost blushing. Usually it takes a splash of cold water to make a guy act like a little girl that fast.
He bought the vehicle from the pre-owned Clown Car lot.
No wonder Duchovny spent all his time beating his meat to porn…
I think we should start to get worried here. That’s either her next prototype wedding dress or worse still, a fucking maternity gown!!!
I don’t know, there’s almost something cool about him, in an ironic kinda way.
Like…he gets horrible plastic surgery and dresses like Richard Greco not because he wants to look more appealing but rather because he recognizes that the look is tacky and only wants to look like this as a means of making fun of the “style” and the people who sincerely would appreciate such a look. However, upon reflection, he probably realizes that his irony may not be self-evident in the look. Instead, people who see him may just conclude that he’s simply a douchebag, instead of getting the joke. Where he has intended to be ironic, people might take him seriously. Which, in the end, is an even deeper, though unintended, irony.
I see where you’re going with this, and it’s possible. Kind of like Helena Bonham Carter. It took years before we all figured out that it wasn’t (just) that she had horrible taste, it was that she didn’t care what we thought. Which was, and is, kind of awesome about her. And I did get that “it’s so great to be famous again, I never expected this” vibe from him at first … but I’m getting a “since I’m famous, I’m my old douchey self again” vibe from him these days. No matter what he’s wearing.
Alternatively, maybe what we’re witnessing here is just the beginning of your standard Hollywood shit-flinging contest.
I love that this bitch is going away. I admit I used to watch the show and just ignore Kim (everyone else was pretty entertaining but I always hated her), but after the divorce I just hated her too much to watch any of it anymore. She’s disgusting, narcissistic, and legitimately doesn’t realize how selfish she is. And she’s 32. Soooo gross. I hope she doesn’t really have a child, because she will never learn to care for anyone besides herself.
Beyonce 2.0, now with enhanced weight distribution.
Long live MILFdom and its enhancing powers.
If these are two of the seven, I’m sold.
Watch the trailer — Christopher Walken alone sold me.
I wonder if Photo Boy/Fish are the only ones who religiously buy Dinklage photos.
Your picture should be labeled Lady Gaga and Janice from Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem.
She homewrecked Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Phillippe. He just wanted to motorboat somebody without constantly running into their chin.
where the fuck did i leave my squeegee?
I quite like that behind.
Usually not a fan (I’m more into Dennings appreciation), but when you’re stretching a loose-fitting garment to its limits, you’ve got my attention.
Wow, he never recovered after Topanga broke up with him did he?
This is how you take the concept of a tee and own the fuck out of it.
Poor Gabriel Aubry. It would be easier to just give up the fight, but he won’t do it. Respect.
I googled. It was a good googling.
Everytime I see a picture of this broad without her kids, I cringe knowing Sheen has them.
Everytime I see a picture of Sheen without his kids, I cringe knowing this broad has them.
They are so fucked in life.
donatella announces she will make gaga’s next fur+meat outfit.
The thing is, she is fighting aging and it’s a losing battle. Fucking get a partner closer to your age and enjoy your kids and wealth, instead of scurrying around on this fruitless journey of staying young and relevant. For once, I wish someone would age gracefully.
Who sponsored her concert tour – Old Country Buffets?