The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 10.2.12

October 2nd, 2012 // 466 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, which sort of draws heavily from the Seven Psychopaths premiere, and not just because if In Bruges taught us anything, it’s that this movie will be the shit, but also because Sam Rockwell figured out how to freeze Christopher Walken in place for a month. In the few other shots that aren’t from the red carpet, we’ve got Halle Berry doing this infinitely better than Brooke Mueller, as well as Keke Palmer, whose music seems…interesting, and finally, while scientists investigate Tom Cruise‘s ability-to-fly and mind control claims, I went ahead and found irrefutable proof that he can invisibly cloak himself.

Your move, Travolta,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Halle Berry Legs Daisy Dukes
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    She’s apparently unaware that the forearm of the last poor bastard who dared mate with her is still attached to her left boob.

  2. Vanessa Hudgens Cleavage Sports Bra Short Shorts
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    Coincidentally I ran across some relatively recent pictures of Vanessa earlier in the evening, and I think she looks stupendous. I don’t know if it’s just my imagination, but she seems to have filled out a bit since her nekkid pictures were “leaked.”

    [img]http://www.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/03/vanessa-hudgens-340_510.jpg[/img]

  3. Rihanna Butt Tight Jeans
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    I can’t think of anything funny, but I prefer this hair to the Bozo the Clown wig or the Extensions from Hell.

  4. Gillian Anderson Cleavage Great Expectation Premiere 6th Rome Fiction Fest
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    Ugh, Great Expectations again? Do I have to?

  5. Jennifer Lopez Cleavage Legs Chanel Photocall Paris Fashion Week
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    J-Lo may be a fire-breathing cunt. But she’s a very attractive fire-breathing cunt.

  6. Lady Gaga Donetella Versace
    Born To Go Away
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    Gaga is always stealing from someone: Madonna, Queen, Bowie, and now Three Dog Night.

  7. Dania Ramirez Butt Leather Pants Seven Psychopaths
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    Give her a break, everyone. Obviously she was trying to read the poster and the paps caught her by surprise. “T … to … um … to-um … oh, TOM! What?”

  8. Jennifer Lopez Cleavage Legs Chanel Photocall Paris Fashion Week
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    Oh honey please. Your white-babydoll-wearing coy-looking ingenue days are loooooong over.

  9. Jennifer Lopez Cleavage Legs Chanel Photocall Paris Fashion Week
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    Cock Dr? I’m pretty sure PB included this one just for you. Verdict on the shoes?

    • Cock Dr

      Them’s fine shoes, just can’t get over why she would wear something that makes her look so thick. That’s a dress for a 19 yo stick Barbie.

  10. Jennifer Lopez Cleavage Legs Chanel Photocall Paris Fashion Week
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    When I see the faux-pout, I don’t think “sexy”, I think “mouth breather”. Is that what you girls are going for? Because the boys prefer girls who are able to breathe through their nose. Little helpful hint from Auntie D.

  11. Abbie Cornish Cleavage Seven Psychopaths Premiere
    Peter
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    She’d get it.

  12. Vanessa Hudgens Cleavage Sports Bra Short Shorts
    Skeeter
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    I would let her sit on my face and then I’d bang her in whichever hole she wanted.

  13. Jennifer Lopez Cleavage Legs Chanel Photocall Paris Fashion Week
    Peter
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    Why does she refuse to show her ass? She’s owes at least 98% of her wealth and fame to her ass and now she’s hiding it.

  14. Peter Dinklage Bandana Wife Erica Schmidt
    mbcl
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    “Up periscope !!”

  15. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Twitter
    spartacus
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    MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  16. Ben Savage
    mbcl
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    Boy meets Man v. Food

  17. Heather McDonald Cleavage Seven Psychopaths Premiere
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    Fuck bitch. Eat. A. Goddamn. Sandwich.

  18. Abbie Cornish Cleavage Seven Psychopaths Premiere
    Visible Ink
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    I’m sure she’s pretty. I can’t tell. My face is buried too deep in my monitor pretending to play motorboat with her tits.

  19. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Twitter
    dirtdog
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    Cow.

  20. Peter Dinklage Bandana Wife Erica Schmidt
    Alexggb
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    That’s quite a fancy bumper car!

  21. Keke Palmer Cleavage 106 & Park
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    I would name each boob ‘Ke’ and adopt her name as my title.

  22. Taylor Swift Butt Tight Red Pants
    Alexggb
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    She is having doubts about riding that bike, her huge camel toe might suck that thing right up.

  23. Kristin Cavallari Post Baby Body The Leage Set
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    They deserve a league of their own.

  24. Christopher Walken Sam Rockwell Seven Psychopaths
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    Like they needed more ways to sneak Walken into the middle of a movie.

  25. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Twitter
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    Never was. Has-been. Maybe.

  26. Heather McDonald Cleavage Seven Psychopaths Premiere
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    Something about the slimming effect on the sides with that modern-art/floral impression design and the angle were making me dizzy. Thankfully the cleavage gave me something to focus on.

  27. Mickey Rourke Knit Hat Tiny Coffee Cup
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    He always looks so flattered when he gets his picture taken in public, almost blushing. Usually it takes a splash of cold water to make a guy act like a little girl that fast.

  28. Peter Dinklage Bandana Wife Erica Schmidt
    NattyIce
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    He bought the vehicle from the pre-owned Clown Car lot.

  29. Gillian Anderson Cleavage Great Expectation Premiere 6th Rome Fiction Fest
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    No wonder Duchovny spent all his time beating his meat to porn…

  30. Jennifer Lopez Cleavage Legs Chanel Photocall Paris Fashion Week
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    I think we should start to get worried here. That’s either her next prototype wedding dress or worse still, a fucking maternity gown!!!

  31. Mickey Rourke Knit Hat Tiny Coffee Cup
    hijkmno
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    I don’t know, there’s almost something cool about him, in an ironic kinda way.

    Like…he gets horrible plastic surgery and dresses like Richard Greco not because he wants to look more appealing but rather because he recognizes that the look is tacky and only wants to look like this as a means of making fun of the “style” and the people who sincerely would appreciate such a look. However, upon reflection, he probably realizes that his irony may not be self-evident in the look. Instead, people who see him may just conclude that he’s simply a douchebag, instead of getting the joke. Where he has intended to be ironic, people might take him seriously. Which, in the end, is an even deeper, though unintended, irony.

    • I see where you’re going with this, and it’s possible. Kind of like Helena Bonham Carter. It took years before we all figured out that it wasn’t (just) that she had horrible taste, it was that she didn’t care what we thought. Which was, and is, kind of awesome about her. And I did get that “it’s so great to be famous again, I never expected this” vibe from him at first … but I’m getting a “since I’m famous, I’m my old douchey self again” vibe from him these days. No matter what he’s wearing.

  32. Joshua Jackson Grabbing Butt Fringe Set
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    Alternatively, maybe what we’re witnessing here is just the beginning of your standard Hollywood shit-flinging contest.

  33. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Twitter
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    I love that this bitch is going away. I admit I used to watch the show and just ignore Kim (everyone else was pretty entertaining but I always hated her), but after the divorce I just hated her too much to watch any of it anymore. She’s disgusting, narcissistic, and legitimately doesn’t realize how selfish she is. And she’s 32. Soooo gross. I hope she doesn’t really have a child, because she will never learn to care for anyone besides herself.

  34. Keke Palmer Cleavage 106 & Park
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    Beyonce 2.0, now with enhanced weight distribution.

  35. Kristin Cavallari Post Baby Body The Leage Set
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    Long live MILFdom and its enhancing powers.

  36. Christopher Walken Sam Rockwell Seven Psychopaths
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    If these are two of the seven, I’m sold.

  37. Peter Dinklage Bandana Wife Erica Schmidt
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    I wonder if Photo Boy/Fish are the only ones who religiously buy Dinklage photos.

  38. Lady Gaga Donetella Versace
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    Your picture should be labeled Lady Gaga and Janice from Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem.

  39. Abbie Cornish Cleavage Seven Psychopaths Premiere
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    She homewrecked Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Phillippe. He just wanted to motorboat somebody without constantly running into their chin.

  40. Mickey Rourke Knit Hat Tiny Coffee Cup
    HenryHill
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    where the fuck did i leave my squeegee?

  41. Leslie Bibb Butt Skinny Jeans Seven Psychopaths
    cc
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    I quite like that behind.

  42. Christina Hendricks Butt
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    Usually not a fan (I’m more into Dennings appreciation), but when you’re stretching a loose-fitting garment to its limits, you’ve got my attention.

  43. Ben Savage
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    Wow, he never recovered after Topanga broke up with him did he?

  44. Halle Berry Legs Daisy Dukes
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    This is how you take the concept of a tee and own the fuck out of it.

  45. Halle Berry Legs Daisy Dukes
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    Poor Gabriel Aubry. It would be easier to just give up the fight, but he won’t do it. Respect.

  46. Leslie Bibb Butt Skinny Jeans Seven Psychopaths
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    I googled. It was a good googling.

  47. Brooke Mueller Short Shorts Boots
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    Everytime I see a picture of this broad without her kids, I cringe knowing Sheen has them.

    Everytime I see a picture of Sheen without his kids, I cringe knowing this broad has them.

    They are so fucked in life.

  48. Lady Gaga Donetella Versace
    zomgbie
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    donatella announces she will make gaga’s next fur+meat outfit.

  49. Jennifer Lopez Cleavage Legs Chanel Photocall Paris Fashion Week
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    The thing is, she is fighting aging and it’s a losing battle. Fucking get a partner closer to your age and enjoy your kids and wealth, instead of scurrying around on this fruitless journey of staying young and relevant. For once, I wish someone would age gracefully.

  50. Jennifer Hudson Cellulite Legs Bliss Ball
    Craptard
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    Who sponsored her concert tour – Old Country Buffets?

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