The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 10.2.12

October 2nd, 2012 // 466 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, which sort of draws heavily from the Seven Psychopaths premiere, and not just because if In Bruges taught us anything, it’s that this movie will be the shit, but also because Sam Rockwell figured out how to freeze Christopher Walken in place for a month. In the few other shots that aren’t from the red carpet, we’ve got Halle Berry doing this infinitely better than Brooke Mueller, as well as Keke Palmer, whose music seems…interesting, and finally, while scientists investigate Tom Cruise‘s ability-to-fly and mind control claims, I went ahead and found irrefutable proof that he can invisibly cloak himself.

Your move, Travolta,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Joshua Jackson Grabbing Butt Fringe Set
    Miranda Veracruz De La Hoya Cardenal
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    I think he’s trying to tell Katie Holmes to stop calling him…

  2. Giancarlo Esposito William H. Macy Atlantic Theater Company Linda Gross Theater Grand Reopening
    Miranda Veracruz De La Hoya Cardenal
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    I thought that was David Spade from the thumbnail, and I got real excited…

    Then I realized there’s no way he looks this manly or tall.

    Excitement over.

  3. Arnold Schwarzenegger
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    The back of his head looks like a wookie…

  4. Lady Gaga Donetella Versace
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    Pancake Face and Pancake Boob

  5. Terry Richardson
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    I think he’s just relieved me of my fear of lightning…

  6. Heather McDonald Cleavage Seven Psychopaths Premiere
    Miranda Veracruz De La Hoya Cardenal
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    She looks like a realtor…

  7. Keke Palmer Cleavage 106 & Park
    805fatty
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    Akeelah, your word is “overcompensating.”

  8. Ben Savage
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    Boy Meets Weed.

  9. Mickey Rourke Knit Hat Tiny Coffee Cup
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    Is it possible to get so cool you get epileptic?

  10. Ben Savage
    805fatty
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    Boy needs to meet washing machine…

  11. Lady Gaga Donetella Versace
    LLBL
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    The dog is the sexiest bitch in that picture.

  12. Heather McDonald Cleavage Seven Psychopaths Premiere
    805fatty
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    why are her feet as long as her legs?

  13. Taylor Swift Butt Tight Red Pants
    Miranda Veracruz De La Hoya Cardenal
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    Never ever getting back together… with anyone…

  14. Jennifer Lopez Cleavage Legs Chanel Photocall Paris Fashion Week
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    Where’s that Russian pop star?

  15. Abbie Cornish Cleavage Seven Psychopaths Premiere
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    How Sharon Stone still thinks she looks…

  16. Peter Dinklage Bandana Wife Erica Schmidt
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    I didn’t know Babies-R-us had a douche clothing section.

  17. Joshua Jackson Grabbing Butt Fringe Set
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    Auditioning for that Tom Cruise movie is a pain in the ass.

  18. Keke Palmer Cleavage 106 & Park
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    Another successful graduate of the Nickelodeon child factory.

  19. Keke Palmer Cleavage 106 & Park
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    Never noticed she had tits before. Welcome to the spank bank.

  20. Abbie Cornish Cleavage Seven Psychopaths Premiere
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    Love that dress!

  21. Gillian Anderson Cleavage Great Expectation Premiere 6th Rome Fiction Fest
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    She looks gorgeous!

  22. Kristin Cavallari Post Baby Body The Leage Set
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    I don’t know who this is but she just got my full attention.

    • Happy_Evil_Dude

      former Laguna Beach/The Hills reality person

      • Oh. Reality shows. She just lost some points for that one. I avoid all reality shows like the plague.

      • She’s married to Chicago Bears QB Jay Cutler now, and lives with him in Chicago raising their new son. She used to party HARD and was a cokewhore, so I have some respect that she’s turned her life around. Though (and I am a huge Bears fan) I imagine living with Cutler will return her to drugs soon.

        “Dammit honey! It’s all your fault I just dropped my protein shake!”

        “Honey, I’m in the other room nursing the baby…”

        “NOTHING IS MY FAULT!!!” Walks away whining…

  23. Christopher Walken Sam Rockwell Seven Psychopaths
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    Two awesome men.

  24. Christina Hendricks Butt
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    Her ass decided to give up in the race against the titties #hendrickstitties2012

  25. Leslie Bibb Butt Skinny Jeans Seven Psychopaths
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    Oprah discovered her. So Oprah has done one good thing in her life, at least.

  26. Lady Gaga Donetella Versace
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    What’s up with the pancake tits, Gaga? Donatella looks like the walking dead.

  27. Giancarlo Esposito William H. Macy Atlantic Theater Company Linda Gross Theater Grand Reopening
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    Fucking love William H. Macy. One of the best actors in the world.

    • Fucking loved him in Fargo, which is one of my favorite movies. He was such a bumbling jackass, which he clearly isn’t in real life. What awesome acting. Loved the female cop too… “All this for a little bit of money”

  28. Abbie Cornish Cleavage Seven Psychopaths Premiere
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    Beautiful.

  29. Jennifer Lopez Cleavage Legs Chanel Photocall Paris Fashion Week
    Star
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    She may be A bitch but shes def not ugly.

  30. Christina Hendricks Butt
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    I’d go down under on her in a second.

  31. Heather McDonald Cleavage Seven Psychopaths Premiere
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    I fucking love this woman. I would fuck the shit out of her. MILF.

  32. Halle Berry Legs Daisy Dukes
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    Such a shame when such a slamming body is attached to an unstable crazy bitch.

  33. Brenda Song Swastica Shirt Short Shorts
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    I’ve had it hard for this chick for a long time. Even that fucking annoying character she played on Disney was so hot to me. So glad she broke it off with Miley’s asshole brother. I’d get in that ass.

  34. Rihanna Butt Tight Jeans
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    Homeless dude has abetter sense of style than she does.

  35. Vanessa Hudgens Cleavage Sports Bra Short Shorts
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    That body is made for fucking. Looks built to go the distance.

  36. Gillian Anderson Cleavage Great Expectation Premiere 6th Rome Fiction Fest
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    Still so fuckable after all these years.

  37. Dania Ramirez Butt Leather Pants Seven Psychopaths
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    Is she the female Richard Greico now?

  38. Taylor Swift Butt Tight Red Pants
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    That’s a good pair of jeans. It actually makes her looks like she has an ass.

  39. Leslie Bibb Butt Skinny Jeans Seven Psychopaths
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    Very sexy.

  40. Lady Gaga Donetella Versace
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    Donatella Versace… Yup, that’s exactly who a young woman struggling with bulimia and anorexia should talk to.

  41. Arnold Schwarzenegger
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    How did his head get fat?? Wait, don’t answer that.

  42. Mickey Rourke Knit Hat Tiny Coffee Cup
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    I think we found the 8th psychopath…

  43. Christopher Walken Sam Rockwell Seven Psychopaths
    Swearin
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    I think Walken forgot he sells those shirts out if the back of his van for $10 each

  44. Lady Gaga Donetella Versace
    Swearin
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    At the most-exclusive Halloween party in Milan, the Cruella DeVille costume was very popular

  45. Rihanna Butt Tight Jeans
    Swearin
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    I thought black leprechauns were extinct

  46. Mickey Rourke Knit Hat Tiny Coffee Cup
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    For any of you just learning English, this guy is displaying the definition of “skulking.”

  47. Halle Berry Legs Daisy Dukes
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    I believe this is an indication that Simi Valley is still so conservative that even Mulattos have to wear badges to visit.

  48. Brenda Song Swastica Shirt Short Shorts
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    The two things I love best (not counting a nice meal) are Asian girls and tits. Since Asian girls often have tits, that is a total bonus. An Asian girl with tits and who is a good cook is…mmmm…heaven!

  49. Arnold Schwarzenegger
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    Of course y’all like him in New York. He wasn’t YOUR incompetent-ass governor for eight long years.

    • Craptard

      you idiots elected Governor Moonbeam – TWICE! as such, you are permanently banned from ever bitching about your elected officials ever again.

  50. Christina Hendricks Butt
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    I find the pocketbook placement suspicious.

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