The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 10.2.12

October 2nd, 2012 // 466 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, which sort of draws heavily from the Seven Psychopaths premiere, and not just because if In Bruges taught us anything, it’s that this movie will be the shit, but also because Sam Rockwell figured out how to freeze Christopher Walken in place for a month. In the few other shots that aren’t from the red carpet, we’ve got Halle Berry doing this infinitely better than Brooke Mueller, as well as Keke Palmer, whose music seems…interesting, and finally, while scientists investigate Tom Cruise‘s ability-to-fly and mind control claims, I went ahead and found irrefutable proof that he can invisibly cloak himself.

Your move, Travolta,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Arnold Schwarzenegger
    Ripley's Believe It Or Not.
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    NYPD? New York Paternity Division.

  2. Christopher Walken Sam Rockwell Seven Psychopaths
    Dave
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    Where are the other five?

  3. Terry Richardson
    Ripley's Believe It Or Not.
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    I’d lay dollars to donuts that he had his camera trained on the good looking 12 year old who happened to be walking by at the moment this pic was snapped.

  4. Lady Gaga Donetella Versace
    Sidgoop
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    Fug, pug, and ugh.

  5. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Twitter
    Mama Pinkus
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    she’s got that weird botox look going, especially around her upper lip – gawd, how it must suck for Kim – aging while only known for her “assets” – no amount of money in the WORLD will take that fear away from er – she will become more and more desperate in her atention whoring efforts. Sad.

  6. Christina Hendricks Butt
    Mama Pinkus
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    she is gross

  7. Lady Gaga Donetella Versace
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    If you’re thinking about marrying an Italian woman….they look okay until they are about 25 and then THIS!

  8. Lady Gaga Donetella Versace
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    I’m glad they deleted this scene from Looper

    • Damn, I almost made it all the way down without anyone referencing that. Anyway, here’s mine:

      “Worst. Looper sequel. EVER.”

  9. Taylor Swift Butt Tight Red Pants
    Mama Pinkus
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    creepy

  10. Rihanna Butt Tight Jeans
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    Why the long face sir?
    Bitch I’m homeless, but what’s your ass’ excuse?

  11. Dania Ramirez Butt Leather Pants Seven Psychopaths
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    8 Psycopaths actually….

  12. Lady Gaga Donetella Versace
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    Well done Madame Tussaud

  13. Heather McDonald Cleavage Seven Psychopaths Premiere
    Matt
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    Nice. Just don’t pan below the knee.

  14. Rihanna Butt Tight Jeans
    Matt
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    Here baby, I got you a rose. Now, you wanna go to Chili’s? I’m gonna buy you some soup and half a sandwich.

  15. Brenda Song Swastica Shirt Short Shorts
    tlmck
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    It’s a shame. That one had potential.

  16. Terry Richardson
    zomgbie
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    thank you ivy.
    we all know hes naked from the waist down.

  17. Lady Gaga Donetella Versace
    Jman
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    Well Gaga you almost won the bout with Donatella there but the poodle mix wins with a KO.

  18. Mickey Rourke Knit Hat Tiny Coffee Cup
    zomgbie
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    he wears that hat to keep his coffee out of his hair.

  19. Dania Ramirez Butt Leather Pants Seven Psychopaths
    zomgbie
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    ugh my elbow hurts like hell now.

  20. Brooke Mueller Short Shorts Boots
    Biff
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    Thought it was Amanda Knox. Oh well…

  21. Brenda Song Swastica Shirt Short Shorts
    Sheppy
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    Totally would.

  22. Joshua Jackson Grabbing Butt Fringe Set
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    He caught Lady Gaga’s butt sores.

  23. Arnold Schwarzenegger
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    Thought it was Donald Trump.

  24. Rihanna Butt Tight Jeans
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    “Buy this Rose before I go all Chris Brown on your ass.”

  25. Taylor Swift Butt Tight Red Pants
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    Don’t get near the water.

  26. Jennifer Hudson Cellulite Legs Bliss Ball
    Lou Braccant
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    her “gunt” has knuckles

  27. Brenda Song Swastica Shirt Short Shorts
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    wtf? what kind of audience was she planning on successfully targeting with that shirt? With the number of Steins she’s surely offended, her Hollywood career has no future… not that it did before. Anyway, very poor taste.

  28. Rihanna Butt Tight Jeans
    Mike Walker
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    You gonna eat dat booger?

  29. Kristin Cavallari Post Baby Body The Leage Set
    Arzach
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    She is one of the most irrelevant persons in Hollywood , nevertheless she’s undeniably hot

  30. Gillian Anderson Cleavage Great Expectation Premiere 6th Rome Fiction Fest
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    still sexy

  31. Lady Gaga Donetella Versace
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    They aren’t wasting any time getting started on the sequel to Looper.

  32. Ben Savage
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    “Hey, Urkel! Say ‘Did I do that?’”

  33. Taylor Swift Butt Tight Red Pants
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    She’s resorted to writing songs about the bike accident that took her virginity. Send her 100 cc’s of Jon Hamm, STAT.

  34. Taylor Swift Butt Tight Red Pants
    Arzach
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    Taylor Swift has an ass? Go figure!

  35. Gillian Anderson Cleavage Great Expectation Premiere 6th Rome Fiction Fest
    ChellaBella
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    She is a 44 year old mother of 3. Bravo

  36. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Twitter
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    Please tell me that is footage from the targeting camera on a CIA drone.

  37. Joshua Jackson Grabbing Butt Fringe Set
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    He’s showing his buddies what lady luck did to his career.

  38. Keke Palmer Cleavage 106 & Park
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    It’s going to get real awkward when that mic picks up the sounds of my furious motor-boating.

  39. Peter Dinklage Bandana Wife Erica Schmidt
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    He already got his Smurf costume.

  40. Kristin Cavallari Post Baby Body The Leage Set
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    If politicians wanted life to be easier for average Americans then they would get everyone tits like that. I am convinced life is better with tits like that.

  41. Lady Gaga Donetella Versace
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    My brief survey of the comments tells me that this is a picture with two humans and a dog. The picture is telling me something else entirely.

  42. Arnold Schwarzenegger
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    His fan base is composed of men his age that want to bang their housekeepers too. He’s like a real life hero.

  43. Ben Savage
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    Liz Lemon is pissed.

  44. Terry Richardson
    Ruckus
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    BRAZZERS

  45. Christina Hendricks Butt
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    Usually her tits enter a room first, but her hand is going to check it out this time to see if its safe.

  46. Terry Richardson
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    I bet that pedos ankle bracelet went off the minute he exited that house.

  47. Mickey Rourke Knit Hat Tiny Coffee Cup
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    I never give this guy my change. I just smirk and put it in my pocket. Then I smile, take a sip of my four dollar coffee, and walk away.

  48. Brenda Song Swastica Shirt Short Shorts
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    I don’t wear shirts that have buckshot holes in them.

  49. Vanessa Hudgens Cleavage Sports Bra Short Shorts
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    Built to play recreational softball.

  50. Giancarlo Esposito William H. Macy Atlantic Theater Company Linda Gross Theater Grand Reopening
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    One does not just casually squeeze Gus Fring’s cheeks!
    (Lest one be berated in the awkwardest most incomprehensible Spanishoid ever uttered under the sun.)

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