Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, which sort of draws heavily from the Seven Psychopaths premiere, and not just because if In Bruges taught us anything, it’s that this movie will be the shit, but also because Sam Rockwell figured out how to freeze Christopher Walken in place for a month. In the few other shots that aren’t from the red carpet, we’ve got Halle Berry doing this infinitely better than Brooke Mueller, as well as Keke Palmer, whose music seems…interesting, and finally, while scientists investigate Tom Cruise‘s ability-to-fly and mind control claims, I went ahead and found irrefutable proof that he can invisibly cloak himself.
Your move, Travolta,
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NYPD? New York Paternity Division.
Where are the other five?
I’d lay dollars to donuts that he had his camera trained on the good looking 12 year old who happened to be walking by at the moment this pic was snapped.
I think he had his name changed from Terry Polansky.
Fug, pug, and ugh.
she’s got that weird botox look going, especially around her upper lip – gawd, how it must suck for Kim – aging while only known for her “assets” – no amount of money in the WORLD will take that fear away from er – she will become more and more desperate in her atention whoring efforts. Sad.
she is gross
If you’re thinking about marrying an Italian woman….they look okay until they are about 25 and then THIS!
I’m glad they deleted this scene from Looper
Damn, I almost made it all the way down without anyone referencing that. Anyway, here’s mine:
“Worst. Looper sequel. EVER.”
creepy
Why the long face sir?
Bitch I’m homeless, but what’s your ass’ excuse?
8 Psycopaths actually….
Well done Madame Tussaud
Nice. Just don’t pan below the knee.
Here baby, I got you a rose. Now, you wanna go to Chili’s? I’m gonna buy you some soup and half a sandwich.
It’s a shame. That one had potential.
thank you ivy.
we all know hes naked from the waist down.
Well Gaga you almost won the bout with Donatella there but the poodle mix wins with a KO.
he wears that hat to keep his coffee out of his hair.
ugh my elbow hurts like hell now.
yeah, wtf? That elbow definitely gives away how hard she’s trying.
Thought it was Amanda Knox. Oh well…
Soon. Soon…
Totally would.
He caught Lady Gaga’s butt sores.
Thought it was Donald Trump.
“Buy this Rose before I go all Chris Brown on your ass.”
Don’t get near the water.
her “gunt” has knuckles
wtf? what kind of audience was she planning on successfully targeting with that shirt? With the number of Steins she’s surely offended, her Hollywood career has no future… not that it did before. Anyway, very poor taste.
You gonna eat dat booger?
She is one of the most irrelevant persons in Hollywood , nevertheless she’s undeniably hot
still sexy
They aren’t wasting any time getting started on the sequel to Looper.
“Hey, Urkel! Say ‘Did I do that?’”
She’s resorted to writing songs about the bike accident that took her virginity. Send her 100 cc’s of Jon Hamm, STAT.
Taylor Swift has an ass? Go figure!
She is a 44 year old mother of 3. Bravo
Please tell me that is footage from the targeting camera on a CIA drone.
He’s showing his buddies what lady luck did to his career.
It’s going to get real awkward when that mic picks up the sounds of my furious motor-boating.
I don’t know why that was so funny to me but here I am cleaning coffee off my monitor
He already got his Smurf costume.
If politicians wanted life to be easier for average Americans then they would get everyone tits like that. I am convinced life is better with tits like that.
My brief survey of the comments tells me that this is a picture with two humans and a dog. The picture is telling me something else entirely.
His fan base is composed of men his age that want to bang their housekeepers too. He’s like a real life hero.
Liz Lemon is pissed.
BRAZZERS
Usually her tits enter a room first, but her hand is going to check it out this time to see if its safe.
I bet that pedos ankle bracelet went off the minute he exited that house.
I never give this guy my change. I just smirk and put it in my pocket. Then I smile, take a sip of my four dollar coffee, and walk away.
I don’t wear shirts that have buckshot holes in them.
Built to play recreational softball.
One does not just casually squeeze Gus Fring’s cheeks!
(Lest one be berated in the awkwardest most incomprehensible Spanishoid ever uttered under the sun.)