Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, which sort of draws heavily from the Seven Psychopaths premiere, and not just because if In Bruges taught us anything, it’s that this movie will be the shit, but also because Sam Rockwell figured out how to freeze Christopher Walken in place for a month. In the few other shots that aren’t from the red carpet, we’ve got Halle Berry doing this infinitely better than Brooke Mueller, as well as Keke Palmer, whose music seems…interesting, and finally, while scientists investigate Tom Cruise‘s ability-to-fly and mind control claims, I went ahead and found irrefutable proof that he can invisibly cloak himself.
Your move, Travolta,
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Well, Fido, this is going to be awkward, but them’s the rules of Would You Rather . . .
“You say “sir” to me. Say “sir”!”
“OK, fine. Get your goddamn hands off of me before I rip your dick off and shove it down your throat . . . sir.”
it’s hard to determine which is more hideous
That is a look that says”I’m gonna follow you home.”
The real question is – did she lift him into the seat or is there a small step ladder somewhere.
doesn’t she have implants? why are her boobs so flippity floppity? IS that the dark side of drugs? Boob floppage?
Hello fatty!
Right! It screams phony modesty. Who started that crap?
Halle Berry.
Oops, I crapped my pants!
Hey – sign this picture for my daughter – she cleans houses in queens. Her number’s on there
“Smile Khloe! . . . Khloe, smile! . . . Come on, Khloe, smile! . . . You’d better smile or I’m telling mom, and she’ll put you back in solitary confinement . . . OK, be that way! Cheeeeeeeeeeese!”
yea! i just took a picture of my PENIS in lindsay lohans ASS. YEAH BRA
Let me guess…The song is about unrequited love or bicycles.
honey – did you see that homeless man? He’s got a chihuahua in his back pocket!
Stop her! She thinks “Seven Psychopaths” is a support group!
Peter and Erica head out for another wacky adventure in the Dinkmobile !
“The League”? That show still on?
Back on point: she looks good. The fact that she doesn’t have plastic surgery or looks like a girl who has sex with the whole town is admirable in some sick and twisted way. She doesn’t get any viciousness from me.
Who’s who?
For he next foray onto the big screen, Lady Gaga plans a remake of “Freaky Friday,” but with a new twist: nobody notices the switch.
Uh, I don’t get it.
I love me a nice Asian girl, BTW. I heard Brenda’s got nice boobs in a pic she once did.
Spoken in a Walkenesque manner:
“This face… I know… this face… this is my face. A face… a face of better times. Now… I stand here…. today… with a full diaper… not a man… but a baby… if you will. However… an old baby…is what I am…. nonetheless. Oh… I am tired… so very tired.”
I find this girl attractive, but maybe I’ve got an odd taste in woman. That doesn’t mean I would turn down Kelly Brook.
The internet found this girl attractive when she started sending nude pics of herself to it.
I think she’s pretty. She doesn’t seem to give a fuck about anything but… that’s OK.
I think she is pretty in a plain way. I agree, the fact she doesn’t play the PR game (she probably got sick of it after bearding for Efron for years) makes me find her more attractive.
“Marty, quick! We’ve got to get you back to the future!”
“Why, what happens doc?”
“It’s your kids Marty! Well, more specifically your son. He becomes a she-male and to show how much you love him, you become one as well!!”
“Uhhhhh…”
This woman had her immediate family murdered by a dude she didn’t want her sister to date in the first place. I’m sorry, I just can’t say anything negative about her. She deserves a “bye” for life, in regards to snarky comments.
Agree.
I almost flunked Senior English back in high school, but nobody seems to give a fuck about that either.
You know that she won’t be seeing anything we say, right?
Agree 100%, and that’s why I’d like to make it perfectly clear that snark is in no way involved in my upcoming remark by which I would totally, consciously and unironically hit that.
Hey remember when I said I was quitting Hollywood? That was before someone offered me a job!
My implants are drooping, time for an upgrade!
Ok, so I put it in my mouth, then what?
“Eat Mor Chikin”
No, seriously guys – who is this?!?!?
Billy Connolly wore that same dress last week.
http://www.thesuperficial.com/photos/the-crap-we-missed-monday-10-1-12/the-crap-we-missed-1001-16
“I love you baby. I bought you roses.”
“Punch me in the face or GTFO.”
Heard from the tour guide below: “….and here ladies and gentlemen we have two generations of vampiress and their stuffed dog. Note the death like pallor on the faces; that “I’ve just risen from my coffin” look.
well the pooch is pretty cute. The wig/hair abomination is hideous.
thank god we don’t have smell-o-vision on this thing.
the greasy fuck.
Haha sorry Josh, I swear in a few days you’ll be walking normal
I’m sorry but is her head not gigantic ?
Three pigs..one cup
Joshua Jackson is being haunted by the ghost of Michael Jackson.
The League.. I’ll put that on my must never see list.
I used to quite like it. This news has ruined it for me.
Whats with the great grampa pants on Christopher Walken?
I looked him up, anxious to counter with him actually being a great-grandfather, when I found out he has 0 kids. He’s even said that’s one of the reasons he’s had such an active career.
The lesson is, if you want to as awesome as Walken, don’t have kids.
But you still end up wearing elastic-waistband pants. There is no awesomeness in that.
Watch out, Jessica Simpson is coming out of the car right behind you!
Whoa.. They’re holding an UGLY OFF in Milan! Bookies are having a hard time deciding on the favourite.
Frank Gallagher..on the loose.
Another paparazzi self tip off. No one would ever pick this guy out of a crowd.
Is she like twenty? With an old Mexicans legs!
I think her legs look great
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Just when Charlie Sheen couldn’t hate himself any more.. He recalls all the cash that he had to give this crazy pig. That must have been some good dope man.
Her dress looks like the flag of an African Nation.
One more ounce of make-up on that very average looking head and she will need a neck brace.
No mysoginist can ever match a woman’s hate for other women.
How apt is it that even through all that fur the dog’s nonplussed look can be perceived
Scuse me.. I gotta go and drop a J-Loaf