The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 10.2.12

October 2nd, 2012 // 466 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, which sort of draws heavily from the Seven Psychopaths premiere, and not just because if In Bruges taught us anything, it’s that this movie will be the shit, but also because Sam Rockwell figured out how to freeze Christopher Walken in place for a month. In the few other shots that aren’t from the red carpet, we’ve got Halle Berry doing this infinitely better than Brooke Mueller, as well as Keke Palmer, whose music seems…interesting, and finally, while scientists investigate Tom Cruise‘s ability-to-fly and mind control claims, I went ahead and found irrefutable proof that he can invisibly cloak himself.

Your move, Travolta,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Lady Gaga Donetella Versace
    it had to be said
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    Well, Fido, this is going to be awkward, but them’s the rules of Would You Rather . . .

  2. Giancarlo Esposito William H. Macy Atlantic Theater Company Linda Gross Theater Grand Reopening
    it had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    “You say “sir” to me. Say “sir”!”

    • ThisWillHurt

      “OK, fine. Get your goddamn hands off of me before I rip your dick off and shove it down your throat . . . sir.”

  3. Lady Gaga Donetella Versace
    Amazed
    Commented on this photo:

    it’s hard to determine which is more hideous

  4. Rihanna Butt Tight Jeans
    Gabe Kaplan
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    That is a look that says”I’m gonna follow you home.”

  5. Peter Dinklage Bandana Wife Erica Schmidt
    savedatwins
    Commented on this photo:

    The real question is – did she lift him into the seat or is there a small step ladder somewhere.

  6. Lady Gaga Donetella Versace
    savedatwins
    Commented on this photo:

    doesn’t she have implants? why are her boobs so flippity floppity? IS that the dark side of drugs? Boob floppage?

  7. Christina Hendricks Butt
    tom
    Commented on this photo:

    Hello fatty!

  8. Dania Ramirez Butt Leather Pants Seven Psychopaths
    Bionic_Crouton
    Commented on this photo:

    Right! It screams phony modesty. Who started that crap?

  9. Joshua Jackson Grabbing Butt Fringe Set
    LegMan
    Commented on this photo:

    Oops, I crapped my pants!

  10. Arnold Schwarzenegger
    savedatwins
    Commented on this photo:

    Hey – sign this picture for my daughter – she cleans houses in queens. Her number’s on there

  11. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Twitter
    ThisWillHurt
    Commented on this photo:

    “Smile Khloe! . . . Khloe, smile! . . . Come on, Khloe, smile! . . . You’d better smile or I’m telling mom, and she’ll put you back in solitary confinement . . . OK, be that way! Cheeeeeeeeeeese!”

  12. Terry Richardson
    savedatwins
    Commented on this photo:

    yea! i just took a picture of my PENIS in lindsay lohans ASS. YEAH BRA

  13. Taylor Swift Butt Tight Red Pants
    Gabe Kaplan
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    Let me guess…The song is about unrequited love or bicycles.

  14. Mickey Rourke Knit Hat Tiny Coffee Cup
    savedatwins
    Commented on this photo:

    honey – did you see that homeless man? He’s got a chihuahua in his back pocket!

  15. Leslie Bibb Butt Skinny Jeans Seven Psychopaths
    Gabe Kaplan
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    Stop her! She thinks “Seven Psychopaths” is a support group!

  16. Peter Dinklage Bandana Wife Erica Schmidt
    Bonky
    Commented on this photo:

    Peter and Erica head out for another wacky adventure in the Dinkmobile !

  17. Kristin Cavallari Post Baby Body The Leage Set
    Michael
    Commented on this photo:

    “The League”? That show still on?

    Back on point: she looks good. The fact that she doesn’t have plastic surgery or looks like a girl who has sex with the whole town is admirable in some sick and twisted way. She doesn’t get any viciousness from me.

  18. Lady Gaga Donetella Versace
    pavement_smear
    Commented on this photo:

    For he next foray onto the big screen, Lady Gaga plans a remake of “Freaky Friday,” but with a new twist: nobody notices the switch.

  19. Lady Gaga Donetella Versace
    Aquiles Baeza
    Commented on this photo:

    Who’s who?

  20. Brenda Song Swastica Shirt Short Shorts
    Michael
    Commented on this photo:

    Uh, I don’t get it.

    I love me a nice Asian girl, BTW. I heard Brenda’s got nice boobs in a pic she once did.

  21. Christopher Walken Sam Rockwell Seven Psychopaths
    Bonky
    Commented on this photo:

    Spoken in a Walkenesque manner:

    “This face… I know… this face… this is my face. A face… a face of better times. Now… I stand here…. today… with a full diaper… not a man… but a baby… if you will. However… an old baby…is what I am…. nonetheless. Oh… I am tired… so very tired.”

  22. Vanessa Hudgens Cleavage Sports Bra Short Shorts
    Michael
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    I find this girl attractive, but maybe I’ve got an odd taste in woman. That doesn’t mean I would turn down Kelly Brook.

    • Jman

      The internet found this girl attractive when she started sending nude pics of herself to it.

    • Miranda Veracruz De La Hoya Cardenal

      I think she’s pretty. She doesn’t seem to give a fuck about anything but… that’s OK.

      • I think she is pretty in a plain way. I agree, the fact she doesn’t play the PR game (she probably got sick of it after bearding for Efron for years) makes me find her more attractive.

  23. Lady Gaga Donetella Versace
    Commented on this photo:

    “Marty, quick! We’ve got to get you back to the future!”
    “Why, what happens doc?”
    “It’s your kids Marty! Well, more specifically your son. He becomes a she-male and to show how much you love him, you become one as well!!”
    “Uhhhhh…”

  24. Jennifer Hudson Cellulite Legs Bliss Ball
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    This woman had her immediate family murdered by a dude she didn’t want her sister to date in the first place. I’m sorry, I just can’t say anything negative about her. She deserves a “bye” for life, in regards to snarky comments.

  25. Kristin Cavallari Post Baby Body The Leage Set
    Happy_Evil_Dude
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    Hey remember when I said I was quitting Hollywood? That was before someone offered me a job!

  26. Halle Berry Legs Daisy Dukes
    Happy_Evil_Dude
    Commented on this photo:

    My implants are drooping, time for an upgrade!

  27. Vanessa Hudgens Cleavage Sports Bra Short Shorts
    Happy_Evil_Dude
    Commented on this photo:

    Ok, so I put it in my mouth, then what?

  28. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Twitter
    Max iPad
    Commented on this photo:

    “Eat Mor Chikin”

  29. Dania Ramirez Butt Leather Pants Seven Psychopaths
    Commented on this photo:

    No, seriously guys – who is this?!?!?

  30. Rihanna Butt Tight Jeans
    JC
    Commented on this photo:

    “I love you baby. I bought you roses.”
    “Punch me in the face or GTFO.”

  31. Lady Gaga Donetella Versace
    theoriginal LJ
    Commented on this photo:

    Heard from the tour guide below: “….and here ladies and gentlemen we have two generations of vampiress and their stuffed dog. Note the death like pallor on the faces; that “I’ve just risen from my coffin” look.

  32. Lady Gaga Donetella Versace
    sandycakes
    Commented on this photo:

    well the pooch is pretty cute. The wig/hair abomination is hideous.

  33. Mickey Rourke Knit Hat Tiny Coffee Cup
    sandycakes
    Commented on this photo:

    thank god we don’t have smell-o-vision on this thing.

  34. Joshua Jackson Grabbing Butt Fringe Set
    Jentilly
    Commented on this photo:

    Haha sorry Josh, I swear in a few days you’ll be walking normal

  35. Gillian Anderson Cleavage Great Expectation Premiere 6th Rome Fiction Fest
    PropR
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m sorry but is her head not gigantic ?

  36. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Twitter
    Bigalkie
    Commented on this photo:

    Three pigs..one cup

  37. Joshua Jackson Grabbing Butt Fringe Set
    Bigalkie
    Commented on this photo:

    Joshua Jackson is being haunted by the ghost of Michael Jackson.

  38. Kristin Cavallari Post Baby Body The Leage Set
    Bigalkie
    Commented on this photo:

    The League.. I’ll put that on my must never see list.

  39. Christopher Walken Sam Rockwell Seven Psychopaths
    Bigalkie
    Commented on this photo:

    Whats with the great grampa pants on Christopher Walken?

    • I looked him up, anxious to counter with him actually being a great-grandfather, when I found out he has 0 kids. He’s even said that’s one of the reasons he’s had such an active career.

      The lesson is, if you want to as awesome as Walken, don’t have kids.

  40. Kristin Cavallari Post Baby Body The Leage Set
    MILF
    Commented on this photo:

    Watch out, Jessica Simpson is coming out of the car right behind you!

  41. Lady Gaga Donetella Versace
    Bigalkie
    Commented on this photo:

    Whoa.. They’re holding an UGLY OFF in Milan! Bookies are having a hard time deciding on the favourite.

  42. Giancarlo Esposito William H. Macy Atlantic Theater Company Linda Gross Theater Grand Reopening
    Bigalkie
    Commented on this photo:

    Frank Gallagher..on the loose.

  43. Ben Savage
    Bigalkie
    Commented on this photo:

    Another paparazzi self tip off. No one would ever pick this guy out of a crowd.

  44. Brenda Song Swastica Shirt Short Shorts
    Bigalkie
    Commented on this photo:

    Is she like twenty? With an old Mexicans legs!

  45. Brooke Mueller Short Shorts Boots
    Bigalkie
    Commented on this photo:

    Just when Charlie Sheen couldn’t hate himself any more.. He recalls all the cash that he had to give this crazy pig. That must have been some good dope man.

  46. Gillian Anderson Cleavage Great Expectation Premiere 6th Rome Fiction Fest
    Bigalkie
    Commented on this photo:

    Her dress looks like the flag of an African Nation.

  47. Taylor Swift Butt Tight Red Pants
    Bigalkie
    Commented on this photo:

    One more ounce of make-up on that very average looking head and she will need a neck brace.

  48. Lady Gaga Donetella Versace
    Ripley's Believe It Or Not.
    Commented on this photo:

    How apt is it that even through all that fur the dog’s nonplussed look can be perceived

  49. Jennifer Lopez Cleavage Legs Chanel Photocall Paris Fashion Week
    Bigalkie
    Commented on this photo:

    Scuse me.. I gotta go and drop a J-Loaf

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