The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 10.2.12

October 2nd, 2012 // 466 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, which sort of draws heavily from the Seven Psychopaths premiere, and not just because if In Bruges taught us anything, it’s that this movie will be the shit, but also because Sam Rockwell figured out how to freeze Christopher Walken in place for a month. In the few other shots that aren’t from the red carpet, we’ve got Halle Berry doing this infinitely better than Brooke Mueller, as well as Keke Palmer, whose music seems…interesting, and finally, while scientists investigate Tom Cruise‘s ability-to-fly and mind control claims, I went ahead and found irrefutable proof that he can invisibly cloak himself.

Your move, Travolta,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Mickey Rourke Knit Hat Tiny Coffee Cup
    dontkillthemessenger
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    First Amanda Bynes, then Lindsay Lohan, now this guy?

    Does NYC have a giant sign over it that says, “Send us your turds”?

  2. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Twitter
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    How can it be that two of the most fucked up women in “the biz” have the greatest tits? Kim and Lindsay.

    I can just see it now on FOX…“Ladies and Gentlemen…brought to you by Chesterfield cigarettes…It’s the Kim and Lindsay Mammary Challenge…”

  3. Peter Dinklage Bandana Wife Erica Schmidt
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    Hmm…Ok, I’m not sure what I was expecting. At LEAST a phone book, or one of those plastic restaurant booster seats.

  4. Taylor Swift Butt Tight Red Pants
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    i hate to say it but she doesn’t look too bad here

  5. Lady Gaga Donetella Versace
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    Coming this fall on CBS: “Busted Face, Flat Titts, and The Bitch”…you’ll be surprised which is which!

  6. Arnold Schwarzenegger
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    Arnold! Arnold…Sign these paternity papers!!!

  7. Rihanna Butt Tight Jeans
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Does this fool think she has money for flowers? Styrofoam shirts be expensive.

  8. Giancarlo Esposito William H. Macy Atlantic Theater Company Linda Gross Theater Grand Reopening
    EricLr
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    Look at the teeth on this one, bidders! A bargain at only $5,000!

  9. Terry Richardson
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    “I have the artistic talent of any 19 year old girl with a digital camera! I’m fucking awesome! My secret is to use black and white!!”

  10. Keke Palmer Cleavage 106 & Park
    DeucePickle
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    I’m a huge fan of whoever this is and whatever she does

  11. Brooke Mueller Short Shorts Boots
    EricLr
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    Hey, wait, can you give me a ride home….and also $20 for a handjob?

  12. Gillian Anderson Cleavage Great Expectation Premiere 6th Rome Fiction Fest
    EricLr
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    Great expectations unrealized.

  13. Brenda Song Swastica Shirt Short Shorts
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    Brenda Song was engaged to Trace Cyrus…tattoos…swastika. I feel like all the elements of a joke are there, I just can’t put it together.

  14. Taylor Swift Butt Tight Red Pants
    EricLr
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    Don’t worry, dear. They’re only making fun of your bike because they’re jealous.

  15. Jennifer Lopez Cleavage Legs Chanel Photocall Paris Fashion Week
    EricLr
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    She isn’t even dressing in the morning anymore.

  16. Rihanna Butt Tight Jeans
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    “I’ve got flowers for sale, I’ve also got umbrellas, ellas, ellas…”

  17. Jennifer Lopez Cleavage Legs Chanel Photocall Paris Fashion Week
    Moshie Goldstein
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    Worst final 5 ever.

  18. Ben Savage
    EricLr
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    He’s probably in a hurry to get to an acting job.

    Wait, what am I *saying*?

  19. Brooke Mueller Short Shorts Boots
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    “What do you mean, I can’t feed the pumpkins? Someone just sold me this bag of pumpkin food!”

  20. Lady Gaga Donetella Versace
    DeucePickle
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    If your town has some sort of boner epidemic, call these two and they’ll stand on a balcony and take care of that problem real quick.

  21. Gillian Anderson Cleavage Great Expectation Premiere 6th Rome Fiction Fest
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    (Sorry, Cock Dr, but this is a floor-length dress.)

  22. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Twitter
    squishy
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    Like looking at a picture of the inside of someone’s dumpster.

  23. Lady Gaga Donetella Versace
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    Dammit, it’s Halloween already?!?

  24. Arnold Schwarzenegger
    squishy
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    Might be time to find a new barber!

  25. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Twitter
    west
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    Will eat poop on camera for fame

  26. Jennifer Lopez Cleavage Legs Chanel Photocall Paris Fashion Week
    Cock Dr
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    White foofy babydoll dresses certainly make the ass and hips look smaller.

  27. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Twitter
    Shoebacca
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    Who’s the chippie on the right? It’s not Kourtney. Is it ANOTHER Kowdashian?

  28. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Twitter
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    Let’s be honest…This is crap that nobody would have missed!

  29. Lady Gaga Donetella Versace
    Kojak
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    Gaga has boobs of a 60 years old lady…

  30. Jennifer Lopez Cleavage Legs Chanel Photocall Paris Fashion Week
    Oscar
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    TITS. I rest my case (this is a proactive reply to anyone complaining about final five.

  31. Christopher Walken Sam Rockwell Seven Psychopaths
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    “Oh nice shirt there sonny. Whose face is that?”

  32. Lady Gaga Donetella Versace
    Matty
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    One of these three is a bitch. The other two are men.

  33. Lady Gaga Donetella Versace
    Phoenix
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    Mmm…pancakes…

  34. Joshua Jackson Grabbing Butt Fringe Set
    Gabe Kaplan
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    You have to be pretty vain to grab your own ass.

  35. Christopher Walken Sam Rockwell Seven Psychopaths
    ThisWillHurt
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    SAM: Check it out, Christopher. I made a T-Shirt from the police sketch of the man who broke into my house last week.
    CHRISTOPHER: That’s so cool. That looks just like . . .
    SAM: Willem Dafoe? I was just gonna say that!

  36. Brenda Song Swastica Shirt Short Shorts
    Slick
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    Her legs look thick here, but I have a crush on London.

  37. Keke Palmer Cleavage 106 & Park
    Gabe Kaplan
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    Aww…She thinks people are there to see her sing.

  38. Jennifer Hudson Cellulite Legs Bliss Ball
    Anastasia Beaverhausen
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    Interesting. I hear crickets.

  39. Terry Richardson
    ThisWillHurt
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    Every child is afraid of the Boogey-Hipster.

  40. Mickey Rourke Knit Hat Tiny Coffee Cup
    Buddy The Elf
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    The 8th Psychopath?

  41. Joshua Jackson Grabbing Butt Fringe Set
    it had to be said
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    Right, Joshua. Because getting a burrito on the street in Vancouver was a brilliant idea. What did you expect?

  42. Rihanna Butt Tight Jeans
    Buddy The Elf
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    Longest ass ever?

  43. Keke Palmer Cleavage 106 & Park
    it had to be said
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    I’m going to go out on a limb and say that she is not a natural blonde.

  44. Dania Ramirez Butt Leather Pants Seven Psychopaths
    Anastasia Beaverhausen
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    Enough with the looking over the shoulder pose!

  45. Kristin Cavallari Post Baby Body The Leage Set
    it had to be said
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    The one thing Jay Cutler hasn’t fumbled.

  46. Ben Savage
    Gabe Kaplan
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    Go Away I am not Shia Labeouf!

  47. Taylor Swift Butt Tight Red Pants
    The Pope
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    He’s taking her to a party at his place. It has a red door.

  48. Brooke Mueller Short Shorts Boots
    popwilleatitself
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    She doesn’t even know how confused she is.

  49. Jennifer Lopez Cleavage Legs Chanel Photocall Paris Fashion Week
    Anastasia Beaverhausen
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    Worst final five ever. I’d take Rita Rusic’s old ass anyday over this bitch.

  50. Jennifer Lopez Cleavage Legs Chanel Photocall Paris Fashion Week
    Anastasia Beaverhausen
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    Quit making that face, bitch. You ain’t pretty.

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