Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, which sort of draws heavily from the Seven Psychopaths premiere, and not just because if In Bruges taught us anything, it’s that this movie will be the shit, but also because Sam Rockwell figured out how to freeze Christopher Walken in place for a month. In the few other shots that aren’t from the red carpet, we’ve got Halle Berry doing this infinitely better than Brooke Mueller, as well as Keke Palmer, whose music seems…interesting, and finally, while scientists investigate Tom Cruise‘s ability-to-fly and mind control claims, I went ahead and found irrefutable proof that he can invisibly cloak himself.
Your move, Travolta,
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First Amanda Bynes, then Lindsay Lohan, now this guy?
Does NYC have a giant sign over it that says, “Send us your turds”?
How can it be that two of the most fucked up women in “the biz” have the greatest tits? Kim and Lindsay.
I can just see it now on FOX…“Ladies and Gentlemen…brought to you by Chesterfield cigarettes…It’s the Kim and Lindsay Mammary Challenge…”
i SINCERELY hope you’re not talking about THIS lindsay…
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sry, THIS lindsay…
http://www.thesuperficial.com/photos/braless-lindsay-lohan-shopping-at-a-vintage-store
really? Lindsay has total Gramma tits, down around her belly button they are.
Yoda?
Exactly what I was thinking. Lol. I mean Exactly thinking, what I was.
Hmm…Ok, I’m not sure what I was expecting. At LEAST a phone book, or one of those plastic restaurant booster seats.
i hate to say it but she doesn’t look too bad here
Better ass than Pippa.
(I know… that’s barely a compliment.)
Coming this fall on CBS: “Busted Face, Flat Titts, and The Bitch”…you’ll be surprised which is which!
Arnold! Arnold…Sign these paternity papers!!!
Does this fool think she has money for flowers? Styrofoam shirts be expensive.
Look at the teeth on this one, bidders! A bargain at only $5,000!
“I have the artistic talent of any 19 year old girl with a digital camera! I’m fucking awesome! My secret is to use black and white!!”
truth.
He did manage to make Lohan look above average a few months ago, that’s got to take some skill.
he is the biggest waste of flesh
I’m a huge fan of whoever this is and whatever she does
“Akeelah and the Bee” strike a chord?
Hey, wait, can you give me a ride home….and also $20 for a handjob?
Great expectations unrealized.
Brenda Song was engaged to Trace Cyrus…tattoos…swastika. I feel like all the elements of a joke are there, I just can’t put it together.
Get back to us, Tommy. :)
I think she also faked a pregnancy. Possibly to keep Trace Cyrus. How low can you go
Don’t worry, dear. They’re only making fun of your bike because they’re jealous.
She isn’t even dressing in the morning anymore.
“I’ve got flowers for sale, I’ve also got umbrellas, ellas, ellas…”
Worst final 5 ever.
I just said the same thing on the first pic. *high five*
He’s probably in a hurry to get to an acting job.
Wait, what am I *saying*?
“What do you mean, I can’t feed the pumpkins? Someone just sold me this bag of pumpkin food!”
Good one!
If your town has some sort of boner epidemic, call these two and they’ll stand on a balcony and take care of that problem real quick.
(Sorry, Cock Dr, but this is a floor-length dress.)
Like looking at a picture of the inside of someone’s dumpster.
Dammit, it’s Halloween already?!?
Might be time to find a new barber!
ya think? that shit actually looks like it hurts.
Will eat poop on camera for fame
White foofy babydoll dresses certainly make the ass and hips look smaller.
Who’s the chippie on the right? It’s not Kourtney. Is it ANOTHER Kowdashian?
Her name is Larsa Pippen: http://twitter.com/larsapippen
Let’s be honest…This is crap that nobody would have missed!
Gaga has boobs of a 60 years old lady…
TITS. I rest my case (this is a proactive reply to anyone complaining about final five.
“Oh nice shirt there sonny. Whose face is that?”
One of these three is a bitch. The other two are men.
Mmm…pancakes…
You have to be pretty vain to grab your own ass.
SAM: Check it out, Christopher. I made a T-Shirt from the police sketch of the man who broke into my house last week.
CHRISTOPHER: That’s so cool. That looks just like . . .
SAM: Willem Dafoe? I was just gonna say that!
Her legs look thick here, but I have a crush on London.
Aww…She thinks people are there to see her sing.
Interesting. I hear crickets.
Every child is afraid of the Boogey-Hipster.
The 8th Psychopath?
Right, Joshua. Because getting a burrito on the street in Vancouver was a brilliant idea. What did you expect?
Longest ass ever?
I’m going to go out on a limb and say that she is not a natural blonde.
Enough with the looking over the shoulder pose!
The one thing Jay Cutler hasn’t fumbled.
And the one thing he wishes he had.
Go Away I am not Shia Labeouf!
He’s taking her to a party at his place. It has a red door.
Pretty sure the door is green.
She doesn’t even know how confused she is.
Worst final five ever. I’d take Rita Rusic’s old ass anyday over this bitch.
Quit making that face, bitch. You ain’t pretty.