Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, which sort of draws heavily from the Seven Psychopaths premiere, and not just because if In Bruges taught us anything, it’s that this movie will be the shit, but also because Sam Rockwell figured out how to freeze Christopher Walken in place for a month. In the few other shots that aren’t from the red carpet, we’ve got Halle Berry doing this infinitely better than Brooke Mueller, as well as Keke Palmer, whose music seems…interesting, and finally, while scientists investigate Tom Cruise‘s ability-to-fly and mind control claims, I went ahead and found irrefutable proof that he can invisibly cloak himself.
Your move, Travolta,
- Photo Boy
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It puts the rag on its head
His face grew back
long live Heisenberg.
Gus is shorter than Peter Dinklage!
“Tell me, does your mother sew? BOOM! Get ‘er to sew that!”
My poor penis.
That’s a cool Alien cap he’s wearing.
you’ve just been jon hamm’d
Hammboned, shurely?!
“Is that a camera?? Oh, don’t take a picture of me…(move over, bitch)…oh no, please don’t, Mr. Paparazzi!”
Secretly the dog is trying to commit suicide.
The dog seems dead on the inside already. Think it just hopes to be dropped and run over…
Her legs look like the hot peppers I pick out of my garden that sit around a couple days too long and shrivel/decay.
Remember his days with Team Canada?
You know people, I did make movies after the 80′s. I can’t remember the names of any of them right now, but I distinctly remember making some!
This is a great poster for why you should have animals spayed and neutered.
hottie
I like that shirt
She’s attractive and well-dressed…where the hell is the fun in this?
Yeah, this section is supposed to be of unflattering photos , and ugly poses. This is the exact opposite.
you spelled ANAL wrong …
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That’s better
“Silly peasant, I dont have to pay you anymore. Im a god now.”
I wonder if they are going to sing “Joy To The World” as a encore.
Luv the London!
Shouldn’t he be facing backwards?
I tried to give that 8 thumbs up. You’ll have to settle for one.
ok, that was good.
Ditto. Where’s the ten thumbs button?
The thread ends here.
How slow a night does it have to be for the photographers to be taking her picture? Was Richard Greico a no show?
Her husband died?
No, black is slimming.
She’s gonna need a lot more black.
Pants = pre cocaine problem
Legs = post cocaine problem
“Bergen, help, there is a crazy man grabbing at my chin!”
#extremelydatedreferencethatevenI’mnotoldenoughfor
3 turds=clogged toilet
If he could ski better, this is what Sonny Bono would have looked like.
Sorry Photo Boy…
I know a Jonas brother when I see one.
Coffee cups must be magical or something. When I walk down the street, people just come up and put change in them.
I think that exact word every time I see her.
At a distance, that looked like a swastika. Was that the intent? I’d recommend against it.
I saw a swastika at first too, and I was not too pleased. :(
Me three.
It’s to F’s together for Fendi. Meant to shock I think.
The holocaust is a lie. Don’t believe me? Search for the “holohoax”.
Proof that ugly can never be the new black.
I think her titties might be fighting each other.
Someone was partying all night..
“partying” = banging the hell out of her bought and paid for boy toy
She’s still kinda hot. But that’s a whole bag of crazy that I wouldn’t wish on my worst enemy. Get laid one minute, stabbed the next.
Your tombstone could read “Here Lies Eric. He fucked Halle Berry”
So THAT’S who Chris Brown is dating!
She can see my vinegar strokes anytime.
Nuttier than a bag of almonds.
Cornish? I’m feeling kinda hornish.
Wow, that was bad. Sorry folks.
have you noticed that you never see him and courtney stodden in the same picture…
I’d like to put that bibb over my shoulders while I eat.
Thumbs down in 3, 2, 1, …
Doesn’t Sam have to pull his pants up right under the chin on the t-shirt?
Man meets middle-age.
Nothing says love like a rose…and also a right hook to the face.
That’s a gorgeous woman!
ok one upper cut for five roses
Too much to hope for a strong gust of wind or Michael Jackson’s ghost to dangle him over the edge, huh?
She thinks this dress makes her look younger. She’d have to wear a diaper and shit in it before I’d be even a little bit fooled.
Agreed. This is just sad. I don’t care what your body looks like, but learn to dress age appropriately.
Well, SHIT! I thought she was modelling some sort of a night gown and I thought it was very sexy. Now that I see it’s a dress, it looks pretty crappy. ChellaBella, you’re right. Shows zero class.
you’re doing it wrong
She has a drinking problem.
Fringe is really pushing the envelope this season…invisible hyperdimensional buttrapers…did not see that coming. (neither did Joshua Jackson…hah, get it?)