The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 10.2.12

October 2nd, 2012 // 466 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, which sort of draws heavily from the Seven Psychopaths premiere, and not just because if In Bruges taught us anything, it’s that this movie will be the shit, but also because Sam Rockwell figured out how to freeze Christopher Walken in place for a month. In the few other shots that aren’t from the red carpet, we’ve got Halle Berry doing this infinitely better than Brooke Mueller, as well as Keke Palmer, whose music seems…interesting, and finally, while scientists investigate Tom Cruise‘s ability-to-fly and mind control claims, I went ahead and found irrefutable proof that he can invisibly cloak himself.

Your move, Travolta,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Peter Dinklage Bandana Wife Erica Schmidt
    Deacon Jones
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    It puts the rag on its head

  2. Giancarlo Esposito William H. Macy Atlantic Theater Company Linda Gross Theater Grand Reopening
    Joe
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    His face grew back

  3. Giancarlo Esposito William H. Macy Atlantic Theater Company Linda Gross Theater Grand Reopening
    Nooken
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    Gus is shorter than Peter Dinklage!

  4. Christopher Walken Sam Rockwell Seven Psychopaths
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    “Tell me, does your mother sew? BOOM! Get ‘er to sew that!”

  5. Lady Gaga Donetella Versace
    cc
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    My poor penis.

  6. Peter Dinklage Bandana Wife Erica Schmidt
    Animal
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    That’s a cool Alien cap he’s wearing.

  7. Joshua Jackson Grabbing Butt Fringe Set
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    you’ve just been jon hamm’d

  8. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Twitter
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    “Is that a camera?? Oh, don’t take a picture of me…(move over, bitch)…oh no, please don’t, Mr. Paparazzi!”

  9. Lady Gaga Donetella Versace
    Visible Ink
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    Secretly the dog is trying to commit suicide.

    • Miranda Veracruz De La Hoya Cardenal

      The dog seems dead on the inside already. Think it just hopes to be dropped and run over…

  10. Heather McDonald Cleavage Seven Psychopaths Premiere
    Deacon Jones
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    Her legs look like the hot peppers I pick out of my garden that sit around a couple days too long and shrivel/decay.

  11. Giancarlo Esposito William H. Macy Atlantic Theater Company Linda Gross Theater Grand Reopening
    cc
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    Remember his days with Team Canada?

  12. Arnold Schwarzenegger
    EricLr
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    You know people, I did make movies after the 80′s. I can’t remember the names of any of them right now, but I distinctly remember making some!

  13. Lady Gaga Donetella Versace
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    This is a great poster for why you should have animals spayed and neutered.

  14. Kristin Cavallari Post Baby Body The Leage Set
    richie
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    hottie

  15. Brenda Song Swastica Shirt Short Shorts
    Deacon Jones
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    I like that shirt

  16. Abbie Cornish Cleavage Seven Psychopaths Premiere
    cc
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    She’s attractive and well-dressed…where the hell is the fun in this?

    • Arzach

      Yeah, this section is supposed to be of unflattering photos , and ugly poses. This is the exact opposite.

  17. Jennifer Lopez Cleavage Legs Chanel Photocall Paris Fashion Week
    KungFu Panda
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    you spelled ANAL wrong …

  18. Rihanna Butt Tight Jeans
    Deacon Jones
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    “Silly peasant, I dont have to pay you anymore. Im a god now.”

  19. Lady Gaga Donetella Versace
    Diablo Dude
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    I wonder if they are going to sing “Joy To The World” as a encore.

  20. Brenda Song Swastica Shirt Short Shorts
    richie
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    Luv the London!

  21. Peter Dinklage Bandana Wife Erica Schmidt
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    Shouldn’t he be facing backwards?

  22. Heather McDonald Cleavage Seven Psychopaths Premiere
    EricLr
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    How slow a night does it have to be for the photographers to be taking her picture? Was Richard Greico a no show?

  23. Christina Hendricks Butt
    cc
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    Her husband died?

  24. Brooke Mueller Short Shorts Boots
    Deacon Jones
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    Pants = pre cocaine problem

    Legs = post cocaine problem

  25. Giancarlo Esposito William H. Macy Atlantic Theater Company Linda Gross Theater Grand Reopening
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    “Bergen, help, there is a crazy man grabbing at my chin!”

    #extremelydatedreferencethatevenI’mnotoldenoughfor

  26. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Twitter
    Dr Perverto
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    3 turds=clogged toilet

  27. Terry Richardson
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    If he could ski better, this is what Sonny Bono would have looked like.

  28. Joshua Jackson Grabbing Butt Fringe Set
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Sorry Photo Boy…

    I know a Jonas brother when I see one.

  29. Mickey Rourke Knit Hat Tiny Coffee Cup
    EricLr
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    Coffee cups must be magical or something. When I walk down the street, people just come up and put change in them.

  30. Jennifer Lopez Cleavage Legs Chanel Photocall Paris Fashion Week
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    I think that exact word every time I see her.

  31. Brenda Song Swastica Shirt Short Shorts
    cc
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    At a distance, that looked like a swastika. Was that the intent? I’d recommend against it.

  32. Mickey Rourke Knit Hat Tiny Coffee Cup
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    Proof that ugly can never be the new black.

  33. Halle Berry Legs Daisy Dukes
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    I think her titties might be fighting each other.

  34. Jennifer Lopez Cleavage Legs Chanel Photocall Paris Fashion Week
    Deacon Jones
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    Someone was partying all night..

  35. Halle Berry Legs Daisy Dukes
    EricLr
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    She’s still kinda hot. But that’s a whole bag of crazy that I wouldn’t wish on my worst enemy. Get laid one minute, stabbed the next.

  36. Brenda Song Swastica Shirt Short Shorts
    EricLr
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    So THAT’S who Chris Brown is dating!

  37. Kristin Cavallari Post Baby Body The Leage Set
    dontkillthemessenger
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    She can see my vinegar strokes anytime.

  38. Brooke Mueller Short Shorts Boots
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    Nuttier than a bag of almonds.

  39. Abbie Cornish Cleavage Seven Psychopaths Premiere
    YAAR
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    Cornish? I’m feeling kinda hornish.

    Wow, that was bad. Sorry folks.

  40. Mickey Rourke Knit Hat Tiny Coffee Cup
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    have you noticed that you never see him and courtney stodden in the same picture…

  41. Leslie Bibb Butt Skinny Jeans Seven Psychopaths
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    I’d like to put that bibb over my shoulders while I eat.

  42. Christopher Walken Sam Rockwell Seven Psychopaths
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Doesn’t Sam have to pull his pants up right under the chin on the t-shirt?

  43. Ben Savage
    YAAR
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    Man meets middle-age.

  44. Rihanna Butt Tight Jeans
    EricLr
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    Nothing says love like a rose…and also a right hook to the face.

  45. Abbie Cornish Cleavage Seven Psychopaths Premiere
    phffft...
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    That’s a gorgeous woman!

  46. Rihanna Butt Tight Jeans
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    ok one upper cut for five roses

  47. Terry Richardson
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Too much to hope for a strong gust of wind or Michael Jackson’s ghost to dangle him over the edge, huh?

  48. Jennifer Lopez Cleavage Legs Chanel Photocall Paris Fashion Week
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    She thinks this dress makes her look younger. She’d have to wear a diaper and shit in it before I’d be even a little bit fooled.

    • ChellaBella

      Agreed. This is just sad. I don’t care what your body looks like, but learn to dress age appropriately.

      • Well, SHIT! I thought she was modelling some sort of a night gown and I thought it was very sexy. Now that I see it’s a dress, it looks pretty crappy. ChellaBella, you’re right. Shows zero class.

  49. Vanessa Hudgens Cleavage Sports Bra Short Shorts
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    you’re doing it wrong

  50. Joshua Jackson Grabbing Butt Fringe Set
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    Fringe is really pushing the envelope this season…invisible hyperdimensional buttrapers…did not see that coming. (neither did Joshua Jackson…hah, get it?)

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