“Yeah, wildlife. Get out of my boudoir!”
Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Laura Vandervoort‘s turn to be a lizard-woman.. thing, Bar Refaeli selling me no less than 800 Arrow shirts, black guys saying it all with their microphone clips now and I want one of these for Christmas. Not the book.
Oh, look, Katy Perry‘s drugs wore off. Yup, that’s right, Katy. Russell Brand,
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She’s your doddering 8th grade English teacher: the 68-year-old veteran who won’t retire and always smells like Marlboros and incontinence.
Now we know what Jennifer Love Hewitt was running away from yesterday.
+1
And the reality of her marriage kicks in right . . . here.
Her plastic to real human tissue ratio is getting dangerously close.
“Bob had bitch-tits.”
Gen Y’s Mark Hamill.
Had Gary Coleman been full-size he would have been Tracy Morgan.
She’s modelling for the pattern on her dress.
Damn, girlfriend, that is one ugly baby!
Uh, you missed a button . . .
In my experience, 98% of women who own a tiny little inbred dog like that are batshit crazy. In Miranda’s case, I’d learn to put up with it.
What dog? You homo…
“I don’t love my dead gay son!”
If anyone ever wonder what Tony Romo has on his mind…this would be it….
Jesus, this is the “before” picture, right?
I’m investing in some red kryptonite just in case.
Helloooo Supergirl.
Someones been in the bottle of pepnobismo.
a face only a mother could love
I wonder what the spell for “heroin face” is.
Tyra’s first reflex is to crack her pie hole, isn’t it.
Ain’t that the truth!!
Ditto. I was just thinking “does this woman EVER shut her mouth?”
If I drove a Bentley, I am sure I could do better.
Even the black guy said that ass is too big…
Eye think you’re really great on Modern Family.
Damn, this bitch is fugly. I’ll have the mole & wrinkles combo.
…with a side of peroxide.
Is she the heir to the “Oh Henry” candy bar fortune?
Make fun of her all you want, but I think she seems like one of the coolest chicks ever. She can have whatever ridiculous hairdo she wants, in my opinion. :-)
Well…maybe you’re right. What is it that brings you to this conclusion?
She seems easygoing, unconceited, intelligent, and witty. She makes poor choices in men, eye makeup, and hair stylists, but eh, who doesn’t.
Looks like Jamie Sigler to me.
She put that streak in her hair and lost her gig on ‘Our Gang’.
Even this motherfucker gets more paying jobs than Lindsay Lohan.
I roffled
Probably banged her, too.
“This city is just full of these huge rats!”
The Irish have cameras now? Aw, dammit.
Worst. Job. Ever.
More surface space… that fivehead or the tarmac?
Not even sarcasm- She looks so much better nowadays. I think she is in great shape! She doesn’t look so lumpy anymore. Still orange, but not lumpy.
No matter how much she gets in shape. Her face still looks like she got hit with a bat.
I said what what….
I didn’t know Sophie Monk was related to The Undertaker.
great when the face is hidden
It would be funny to see him climb Kim K’s ass and stick a flag in it.
OMG! Awesome!!
Asian dude, don’t bite off more than you can chew.
DAH! Mouth agape, blathering incoherently, no doubt. Couldn’t keep up the appeal for long, could ya hun?
She has Willem DaFoe mouth.
Time to lay off the Goblet of Fire.
Please post the pic where she’s looking to her left – I scrolled my browser window so the edge of the screen decapitates her, but that just doesn’t cut it.
Redundant: Tyra Banks making a crazy face.
Enjoy it while you can, folks – this will be the first and last time you see this ad
The movie is actually ‘Stupor’ apparently.
I broke the rule about white! But now I. could. break. that … Noo! Ho ho! Waa ha ha ha .
Strokes can be fun!
Weeeeee…uuuuugggghh!
I feel like there is a Scare Tatics joke somewhere in this.
Any chics here with a free kidney?
Did Russell Brand’s dick just shoot “Aliens” blood into her eye?
Nothing say ‘I don’t give two shits’ like tobacco stained fingernails. Seriously, when was the last time you saw someone who wasn’t a beggar that had that?
Uh….that looks like she stuck her finger up her ass
And yet — her teeth still look better than Lindsay’s.