The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 10.18.11

October 18th, 2011 // 465 Comments

“Yeah, wildlife. Get out of my boudoir!”

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Laura Vandervoort‘s turn to be a lizard-woman.. thing, Bar Refaeli selling me no less than 800 Arrow shirts, black guys saying it all with their microphone clips now and I want one of these for Christmas. Not the book.

Oh, look, Katy Perry‘s drugs wore off. Yup, that’s right, Katy. Russell Brand,

- The Superficial

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame, Flynet, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Courtney Love
    JC
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    She’s your doddering 8th grade English teacher: the 68-year-old veteran who won’t retire and always smells like Marlboros and incontinence.

  2. Samantha Ronson
    The Brown Streak
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    Now we know what Jennifer Love Hewitt was running away from yesterday.

  3. Katy Perry
    it had to be said
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    And the reality of her marriage kicks in right . . . here.

  4. Victoria Silvstedt Cleavage
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Her plastic to real human tissue ratio is getting dangerously close.

  5. Samantha Ronson
    kimmykimkim
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    “Bob had bitch-tits.”

  6. Rupert Grint
    MInky Wail
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    Gen Y’s Mark Hamill.

  7. Tracy Morgan
    it had to be said
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    Had Gary Coleman been full-size he would have been Tracy Morgan.

  8. Julie Bowen
    The Brown Streak
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    She’s modelling for the pattern on her dress.

  9. Miranda Kerr Minidress
    Satan's bitch
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    Damn, girlfriend, that is one ugly baby!

  10. Brittny Gastineau Cleavage
    it had to be said
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    Uh, you missed a button . . .

  11. Miranda Kerr Minidress
    JC
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    In my experience, 98% of women who own a tiny little inbred dog like that are batshit crazy. In Miranda’s case, I’d learn to put up with it.

  12. Tracy Morgan
    GuyLeDouche
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    “I don’t love my dead gay son!”

  13. Sinead Oconnor
    The Brown Streak
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    If anyone ever wonder what Tony Romo has on his mind…this would be it….

  14. Pink
    it had to be said
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    Jesus, this is the “before” picture, right?

  15. Laura Vandervoort Naked PETA
    Canadianhouseguest
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    I’m investing in some red kryptonite just in case.

    Helloooo Supergirl.

  16. Katy Perry
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    Someones been in the bottle of pepnobismo.

  17. Pink
    the masses
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    a face only a mother could love

  18. Rupert Grint
    it had to be said
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    I wonder what the spell for “heroin face” is.

  19. Tyra Banks
    it had to be said
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    Tyra’s first reflex is to crack her pie hole, isn’t it.

  20. Brittny Gastineau Cleavage
    cc
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    If I drove a Bentley, I am sure I could do better.

  21. Snooki Miniskirt
    The Brown Streak
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    Even the black guy said that ass is too big…

  22. Julie Bowen
    kimmykimkim
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    Eye think you’re really great on Modern Family.

  23. Pink
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    Damn, this bitch is fugly. I’ll have the mole & wrinkles combo.

  24. Brittny Gastineau Cleavage
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Is she the heir to the “Oh Henry” candy bar fortune?

  25. Pink
    Lucy928
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    Make fun of her all you want, but I think she seems like one of the coolest chicks ever. She can have whatever ridiculous hairdo she wants, in my opinion. :-)

  26. Brittny Gastineau Cleavage
    bdog821
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    Looks like Jamie Sigler to me.

  27. Pink
    cc
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    She put that streak in her hair and lost her gig on ‘Our Gang’.

  28. Worlds Smallest Man Khagendra Thapa Magar Ripleys The Big Book Of The Incredible
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Even this motherfucker gets more paying jobs than Lindsay Lohan.

  29. Miranda Kerr Minidress
    The Brown Streak
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    “This city is just full of these huge rats!”

  30. Sinead Oconnor
    it had to be said
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    The Irish have cameras now? Aw, dammit.

  31. Snooki Miniskirt
    it had to be said
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    Worst. Job. Ever.

  32. Tyra Banks
    dontkillthemessenger
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    More surface space… that fivehead or the tarmac?

  33. Snooki Miniskirt
    Lucy928
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    Not even sarcasm- She looks so much better nowadays. I think she is in great shape! She doesn’t look so lumpy anymore. Still orange, but not lumpy.

  34. Sinead Oconnor
    Anthony
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    I said what what….

  35. Sophie Monk No Make Up
    The Brown Streak
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    I didn’t know Sophie Monk was related to The Undertaker.

  36. Jennifer Nicole Lee Sports Bra Cleavage Butt
    the masses
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    great when the face is hidden

  37. Worlds Smallest Man Khagendra Thapa Magar Ripleys The Big Book Of The Incredible
    cc
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    It would be funny to see him climb Kim K’s ass and stick a flag in it.

  38. Serena Williams See Through Shirt
    it had to be said
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    Asian dude, don’t bite off more than you can chew.

  39. Jennifer Nicole Lee Sports Bra Cleavage Butt
    the masses
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    DAH! Mouth agape, blathering incoherently, no doubt. Couldn’t keep up the appeal for long, could ya hun?

  40. Rupert Grint
    cc
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    Time to lay off the Goblet of Fire.

  41. Jennifer Nicole Lee Sports Bra Cleavage Butt
    the masses
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    Please post the pic where she’s looking to her left – I scrolled my browser window so the edge of the screen decapitates her, but that just doesn’t cut it.

  42. Tyra Banks
    cc
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    Redundant: Tyra Banks making a crazy face.

  43. the masses

    Enjoy it while you can, folks – this will be the first and last time you see this ad

  44. Rosario Dawson
    cc
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    The movie is actually ‘Stupor’ apparently.

  45. George Lopez
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    I broke the rule about white! But now I. could. break. that … Noo! Ho ho! Waa ha ha ha .

  46. Julie Bowen
    catapostrophe
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    Strokes can be fun!

  47. Tracy Morgan
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    I feel like there is a Scare Tatics joke somewhere in this.

  48. George Lopez
    FussyHussy
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    Any chics here with a free kidney?

  49. Katy Perry
    Deacon Jones
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    Did Russell Brand’s dick just shoot “Aliens” blood into her eye?

  50. Courtney Love
    cc
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    Nothing say ‘I don’t give two shits’ like tobacco stained fingernails. Seriously, when was the last time you saw someone who wasn’t a beggar that had that?

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