The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 10.18.11

October 18th, 2011 // 465 Comments

“Yeah, wildlife. Get out of my boudoir!”

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Laura Vandervoort‘s turn to be a lizard-woman.. thing, Bar Refaeli selling me no less than 800 Arrow shirts, black guys saying it all with their microphone clips now and I want one of these for Christmas. Not the book.

Oh, look, Katy Perry‘s drugs wore off. Yup, that’s right, Katy. Russell Brand,

- The Superficial

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame, Flynet, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Snooki Miniskirt
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    Initiating self destruct sequence in 15…

  2. Rupert Grint
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    Well apparently Ginger’s ARE soul-less…

  3. Suelyn Medeiros Butt Yoga Pants
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    Aye, mios dios, el grande culo!

  4. Bar Refaeli Cleavage Arrow Ad
    Drew
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    She either got a boob job, or they went a little overboard accentuating that curve.

    Either way, hi Bar.

    • BE

      She’s pushing it out with her forearm. Works and easier than the many retouches going on there. Looks like they airbrushed everything BUT the shirt…

  5. Miranda Kerr Minidress
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    15 feet to the right, dude.

  6. Miranda Kerr Minidress
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    The hurried rush of someone who just found out dogs don’t drink lemonade.

  7. Bar Refaeli Cleavage Arrow Ad
    The Brown Streak
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    Lindsey Lohan’s new Lands End ad shows her falling off a cliff…hey, I’m a marketing genius!

  8. Sophie Monk No Make Up
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    Sometimes a chick just needs to get her deth metal on!

  9. Courtney Love
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    Couldn’t Amy Winehouse have been a little more friendly towards Courtney? They could have gone together is all I’m sayin…

  10. Tracy Morgan
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    Hey, Hey, Hey, It’s……

  11. Suelyn Medeiros Butt Yoga Pants
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    weird angles and round asses.

  12. Samantha Ronson
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    She should stop adjusting in public. I sends the wrong mes… er… wait.. never mind.

  13. Tracy Morgan
    The Brown Streak
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    There’s the TJ…now where’s the Hooker?

  14. Jennifer Nicole Lee Sports Bra Cleavage Butt
    Fester
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    Okay, she IS kinda cute. Her shorts are too long, though.

  15. Rupert Grint
    Mr. Poop
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    Worlds first overweight crack head

  16. Jennifer Nicole Lee Sports Bra Cleavage Butt
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    What chick doesn’t want the word “BIG” emblazoned across her vagina.

  17. Sinead Oconnor
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    Well we know what happened to William hung…

  18. Liev Schrieber Simon Baker Vespa
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    It’s the Great Gazoo and his brother, Sort-of-ok Bazoo.

  19. Jennifer Nicole Lee Sports Bra Cleavage Butt
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    Why not just masturbate in public, it would be less narcissistic than this.

  20. Katy Perry
    JC
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    The moment that someone finally made her listen to her own music….

  21. Pink
    The Brown Streak
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    Need to find Sarah Connor? There’s an app for that!

  22. Suelyn Medeiros Butt Yoga Pants
    Fester
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    Is there a reward for the safe return of Kim Kardashian’s ass?

  23. Snooki Miniskirt
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    Not the first, or fiftieth, time she’s let a black dude insert stuff behind her back.

  24. Laura Vanervoort Naked PETA
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    Why does her name sound familiar? Did she murder someone in Aruba?

  25. Sophie Monk No Make Up
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    This Dethklok album is intended for fish as it clearly states on the label.

  26. Suelyn Medeiros Butt Yoga Pants
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    I would be all over that…

  27. Liev Schrieber Simon Baker Vespa
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    “Your gun is digging into my hip…”

  28. Worlds Smallest Man Khagendra Thapa Magar Ripleys The Big Book Of The Incredible
    The Brown Streak
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    Sad thing is his dick is still bigger than The Situation’s.

  29. George Lopez
    TomFrank
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    Maybe it’s me, but if MY foundation were putting on a party called “Breakin All The Rules: Wear White If You Like”…I wouldn’t wear the complete opposite. I’d also dress a little nicer, too.

  30. Serena Williams See Through Shirt
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    I have a sudden visual of sex between her and that small Asian man. You can climb Mt Choculous. Yes you can!

  31. Serena Williams See Through Shirt
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    Tiger Woods has never looked happier. Or chubbier, for that matter.

  32. Rupert Grint
    The Brown Streak
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    They misspelled Dufus on his sweater.

  33. Katy Perry
    Cock Dr
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    When someone layers on that much foundation ya gotta wonder just WTF is under there that they so need to hide.

    • Help

      You could lick your finger and drag it across your face and your finger would weigh ten pounds. That shit is awful for your face, so whatever it is she’s hiding isn’t getting any less hideous.

    • BE

      Looks like the airbrush machine was broken, lost, forgotten, etc. You can see where they dug through to clean up her eyebrows. Yech.

    • TomFrank

      Doesn’t she do commercials for some acne product? Proactiv (after looking it up).

    • They use a Wagner paint sprayer to put it on, and a Karcher power washer to take it off.

  34. Tracy Morgan
    JC
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    To quote a nurse friend of mine, “He looks a little…symdrome-y.”

  35. Jennifer Nicole Lee Sports Bra Cleavage Butt
    TomFrank
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    What’s with the trend of working out in black bikini shorts with slogans on the back? Not that I’m complaining, mind you.

  36. George Lopez
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    Dane Cook needs to stay out of the sun for a while.

  37. Tyra Banks
    The Brown Streak
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    Nobody would claim this baggage.

  38. Rupert Grint
    Satan's bitch
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    You’d look like that too if your last name sounded like the same noise most people make when taking a dump.

  39. Victoria Silvstedt Cleavage
    cc
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    Why the hell do noses that have been ‘worked on’ disappear after age 50? Her’s is almost gone.

  40. Sinead Oconnor
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Big in Dublin.

    Big and Old and Crazy.

  41. Pink
    JC
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    Somebody should tell her doctor that you’re not supposed to do those multi-injection TB tests on people’s faces.

  42. Rosario Dawson
    The Brown Streak
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    How to put someone in a trance: Hand them the script for Pluto Nash 2.

  43. Courtney Love
    The Brown Streak
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    Grandma found the schnapps again.

  44. Jennifer Nicole Lee Sports Bra Cleavage Butt
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    “I’m just workin’ my glutes, having some big fun out in some old guy’s front yard…”

  45. Victoria Silvstedt Cleavage
    the masses
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    that is one handsome woman (?) right there

  46. Laura Vandervoort Naked PETA
    it had to be said
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    I never really understood the Adam and Eve story before, but if this is what snakes looked like, kaboom!

  47. Katy Perry
    cc
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    She regained her vision and saw who she married.

  48. Laura Vanervoort Naked PETA
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    This is why I wanted to be a mongoose when I grew up.

  49. Samantha Ronson
    Satan's bitch
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    Still checking to see if the testicle fairy paid a visit…

  50. Victoria Silvstedt Cleavage
    it had to be said
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    Herman Munster in drag? Fap fap fap fap fap.

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