Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed in which we actually learn several valuable lessons:
1. If you admire inanimate objects during your sex tape, Jennifer Love Hewitt might wear said objects as clothes to trick you into marrying her.
2. Maria Menounos will cut a bitch for this.
3. Never, ever let Arnold Schwarzenegger be a mascot at your event.
4. Jennifer Nicole Lee is actually classier than Kim Kardashian.
America, #48 in math and science, #1 in dick jokes — Race To The Top!
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