The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 10.16.12

October 16th, 2012 // 512 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed in which we actually learn several valuable lessons:

1. If you admire inanimate objects during your sex tape, Jennifer Love Hewitt might wear said objects as clothes to trick you into marrying her.
2. Maria Menounos will cut a bitch for this.
3. Never, ever let Arnold Schwarzenegger be a mascot at your event.
4. Jennifer Nicole Lee is actually classier than Kim Kardashian.

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Hugh Jackman Psy Wolverine Gagnam Style
    kimmykimkim
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    No no no no no no no no…

  2. Sarah Jessica Parker ELLEs 19th Annual Women In Hollywood Celebration
    Jill_Ess
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    Nature abhors a vacuum. Poke a hole in it! Now!!

  3. Erika Christensen Cleavage ELLEs 19th Annual Women In Hollywood Celebration
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    Great rack.

  4. Al Roker Biking
    catapostrophe
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    Ridiculous.

  5. Jessie J Butt Tight Jeans
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    You know those cheap supermarket “Barbie” dolls with rubber heads that are a different skin colour, too big, and just pop right off the neck?
    Yep.

  6. Ciara Bra See Through Shirt
    Jade
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    Its hammer time!

  7. Bret Michaels Patchwork Pants Cowboy Hat
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    I always imagine that he is completely bald and all of his headwear has the blond “hair” attached to it. How awesome would that be?

  8. Ciara Bra See Through Shirt
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    “I’m Nabooru of the Gerudo. I’m a lone wolf thief. “

  9. Pia Toscano Groped By Hello Kitty Mascot
    Jade
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    Hello Titty!

  10. Gwyneth Paltrow Cleavage Gods Love We Deliver Awards
    kimmykimkim
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    That dress is fucking awesome.

  11. Ciara Bra See Through Shirt
    GLT
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    Is that a nipple? Why is it way the fuck up there?

  12. Gwyneth Paltrow Cleavage Gods Love We Deliver Awards
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    Fish, this is cruel.
    To make my boner stand only to have me beat common sense into it is not right….

  13. Courtney Love Drunk High Elton John AIDS Foundation 11th Annual An Enduring Vision Benefit
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    *Makes mental note to dust off Halloween decorations.*

  14. Renee Bargh Butt Tight Skirt Gordon Ramsay Extra
    catapostrophe
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    “Where the FUCK is your HAIR NET, you stupid, stupid woman?!”

  15. Gwyneth Paltrow Cleavage Gods Love We Deliver Awards
    Cock Dr
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    I confess I love it when this pretentious has been looks like crap.

  16. James Gandolfini Drunk
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    Gangnam style, the drunk Italian-American edition…

  17. Jennifer Love Hewitt Cast Parachute Pants
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    Apparently beating on your ex’s window while yelling “Why don’t you love me?” is hazardous to your health…

  18. James Gandolfini Drunk
    kimmykimkim
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    Is The Pikey a place where people get drunk? Because this guy is fuckin’ schmammied.

  19. Hayden Panettiere Cleavage GMA
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    I am midget, hear me squeak…

  20. Lea Michele Butt See Through Dress Elles 19th Annual Women In Hollywood Celebration
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    Nope, still not gonna watch that stupid show…

  21. Renee Bargh Butt Tight Skirt Gordon Ramsay Extra
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    He kinda looks like Harrsion Ford on meth right?

  22. Jennifer Love Hewitt Cast Parachute Pants
    kimmykimkim
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    What the pants?

    • The thumbnail looks like a funhouse mirror dealio.

      Hey can you imagine if these were see-through like Kim’s? I’ll bet they would be pretty competitive. JLo.Hew’s nalgas, I mean.

    • Cock Dr

      It appears to be a one piece jumpsuit, slate blue, approximately 7 yards of material.
      Goddamn that is an ugly sloppy outfit.

  23. Sheridan Smith Cleavage Billy Connolly Quartet Premiere BFI
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    Yes, please make a Sabrina the Teenage Witch movie! With Billy as any damn character he wants.

  24. Gwyneth Paltrow Cleavage Gods Love We Deliver Awards
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    God’s Love We Deliver… but only if it’s Dom Perignon and Imperial Golden Osetra Caviar carried in a Burlington Organic picnic hamper.

  25. Sarah Jessica Parker ELLEs 19th Annual Women In Hollywood Celebration
    kimmykimkim
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    This dress is just weird. Plus, I don’t think it’s right to make horses wear people clothes.

  26. Sheridan Smith Cleavage Billy Connolly Quartet Premiere BFI
    Deacon Jones
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    “Trumpet’s they name, now blow it!”

    (if anyone can guess the reference to this I will shit myself)

  27. Pia Toscano Groped By Hello Kitty Mascot
    Cock Dr
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    Kitty is apparently in heat.

  28. Al Roker Biking
    kimmykimkim
    Commented on this photo:

    Haha! THIS guy…

  29. Hugh Jackman Psy Wolverine Gagnam Style
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    hey macarena!!!

  30. Hugh Jackman Psy Wolverine Gagnam Style
    phffft...
    Commented on this photo:

    You sure this isn’t some advert for a new PBS cooking show?

  31. Jennifer Love Hewitt Cast Parachute Pants
    Deacon Jones
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    “yes…yes, it’s true. I’ve now sprained my {other} wrist trying to wipe my ass.”

  32. Hugh Jackman Psy Wolverine Gagnam Style
    seriouslynow
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    The Gangnam Style guy looks straight as a roundabout.

  33. Hayden Panettiere Cleavage GMA
    Deacon Jones
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    She looks like she’s turning into quite the little wild thing…

  34. Sarah Jessica Parker ELLEs 19th Annual Women In Hollywood Celebration
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    People are saying it’s a vagina dress. :D

  35. Courtney Love Drunk High Elton John AIDS Foundation 11th Annual An Enduring Vision Benefit
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    This is my favorite part of The Haunted Mansion Ride.

  36. Hugh Jackman Psy Wolverine Gagnam Style
    Mrs. Binkey
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    Okay, now punch yourself in the face….

  37. Gwyneth Paltrow Cleavage Gods Love We Deliver Awards
    BigOkie
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    “Blah blah blah… something pretentious… blah blah blah”

  38. Dave Matthews Balding Man Boobs
    Deacon Jones
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    I will forever despise Dave Matthew’s music and all the morons that worship him.

  39. Jennifer Nicole Lee Miniskirt Garter Belts Tights
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    I still don’t think you’re a chick.

  40. Kelly Brook Cleavage Legs Lip Couch
    kimmykimkim
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    HOT.

  41. Renee Bargh Butt Tight Skirt Gordon Ramsay Extra
    Deacon Jones
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    “How bout we sniff some popper’s, and then butt fuck, EH?”

  42. Hugh Jackman Psy Wolverine Gagnam Style
    Allison Wunderlan
    Commented on this photo:

    Macarena
    Heeeeey Macarena
    AAAhAA!
    Ooops….Sorry, bout your head there, mate.

  43. Jeff Goldblum Girlfriend Emilie Livingston Legs Short Shorts
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    parts of me are already applauding

  44. Dave Matthews Balding Man Boobs
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    what would you…derp?

  45. Courtney Love Drunk High Elton John AIDS Foundation 11th Annual An Enduring Vision Benefit
    Deacon Jones
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    Haha. Ha. It’s ironic, see, because she ha…., ah fuck it.

  46. Bar Refaeli Bikini Twitter
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    No one here is hotter than any of the others.
    The non-supermodels should take the supermodel down. If they can figure out which one she is.

  47. Renee Bargh Butt Tight Skirt Gordon Ramsay Extra
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    she tastes like shit – absolute SHIT!

  48. Sarah Jessica Parker ELLEs 19th Annual Women In Hollywood Celebration
    BigOkie
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    “You see, the bridle goes around this area… ya know, to hide these inexplicable indentations in my body.”

  49. Jeff Goldblum Girlfriend Emilie Livingston Legs Short Shorts
    kimmykimkim
    Commented on this photo:

    So gay people can’t get married but giraffes can? Is it because they’re endangered?

  50. Jennifer Nicole Lee Miniskirt Garter Belts Tights
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    {BOINGGGGGG}

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