Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed in which we actually learn several valuable lessons:
1. If you admire inanimate objects during your sex tape, Jennifer Love Hewitt might wear said objects as clothes to trick you into marrying her.
2. Maria Menounos will cut a bitch for this.
3. Never, ever let Arnold Schwarzenegger be a mascot at your event.
4. Jennifer Nicole Lee is actually classier than Kim Kardashian.
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No no no no no no no no…
Nature abhors a vacuum. Poke a hole in it! Now!!
Thats pretty fucking weird, I mean who has TWO armpits.. seriously?
Who doesn’t have two armpits? I don’t want to live in your version of normal.
fuck you, man. fuck you right up the ass.
http://tinyurl.com/rickallensaysfuckyou
Great rack.
The Chucky face makes me nervous.
Ridiculous.
You know those cheap supermarket “Barbie” dolls with rubber heads that are a different skin colour, too big, and just pop right off the neck?
Yep.
Its hammer time!
I always imagine that he is completely bald and all of his headwear has the blond “hair” attached to it. How awesome would that be?
I was just thinking that it looks like his hair is attached to that hat.
That’s exactly how it is, sparky.
“I’m Nabooru of the Gerudo. I’m a lone wolf thief. “
Nice reference. Let’s see if anybody else gets it.
Hello Titty!
That dress is fucking awesome.
Too bad the hanger is entirely made of an alloy of Condescentium and Pretentium.
That’s my favourite comment ever, Justifiable.
Sometimes I get angry that I can’t thumbs-up a really good comment. This would be one of those times.
Gah! Can’t give a wholly deserved thumbs-up!
1. Create account
2. Thumb whatever you want
3. Profit
hehehehee
I hear a 99% solution of butfuccose stretchnine can do wonders to soften that alloy. I’m volunteering.
Is that a nipple? Why is it way the fuck up there?
And why is there only one? Personally, I think the Pokie Fairy is fucking with us.
I hope that’s part of her bra. Otherwise, she should sue Dr. Rey’s ass.
Fish, this is cruel.
To make my boner stand only to have me beat common sense into it is not right….
*Makes mental note to dust off Halloween decorations.*
“Where the FUCK is your HAIR NET, you stupid, stupid woman?!”
+1
I confess I love it when this pretentious has been looks like crap.
Gangnam style, the drunk Italian-American edition…
It looks like he’s skipping
Apparently beating on your ex’s window while yelling “Why don’t you love me?” is hazardous to your health…
Is The Pikey a place where people get drunk? Because this guy is fuckin’ schmammied.
I am midget, hear me squeak…
Nope, still not gonna watch that stupid show…
He kinda looks like Harrsion Ford on meth right?
What the pants?
The thumbnail looks like a funhouse mirror dealio.
Hey can you imagine if these were see-through like Kim’s? I’ll bet they would be pretty competitive. JLo.Hew’s nalgas, I mean.
It appears to be a one piece jumpsuit, slate blue, approximately 7 yards of material.
Goddamn that is an ugly sloppy outfit.
Yes, please make a Sabrina the Teenage Witch movie! With Billy as any damn character he wants.
What?
Hold on, I’m searching the internet – I’ll let you know if I laugh.
God’s Love We Deliver… but only if it’s Dom Perignon and Imperial Golden Osetra Caviar carried in a Burlington Organic picnic hamper.
If you forget the Porthault linen serviettes it’s only fit for the servant’s quarters.
This dress is just weird. Plus, I don’t think it’s right to make horses wear people clothes.
nay!
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Never knew there’s a 1,000 different ways to tell a Sarah Jessica Parker horse joke….but here we are. They never get old, unlike her.
YerGross nails it again.
Dude, look at the little hair bangs! love it!
Thanks. I laughed my ass off at this.
“Trumpet’s they name, now blow it!”
(if anyone can guess the reference to this I will shit myself)
Kitty is apparently in heat.
Haha! THIS guy…
hey macarena!!!
You sure this isn’t some advert for a new PBS cooking show?
“yes…yes, it’s true. I’ve now sprained my {other} wrist trying to wipe my ass.”
Rumors from blind gossip sites say she tried to kill herself.
The Gangnam Style guy looks straight as a roundabout.
She looks like she’s turning into quite the little wild thing…
Yes please!
I’d wild thing her.
Turning into?
This is my favorite part of The Haunted Mansion Ride.
The lady that killed her husbands, right? Irony.
People are saying it’s a vagina dress. :D
Okay, now punch yourself in the face….
“Blah blah blah… something pretentious… blah blah blah”
I will forever despise Dave Matthew’s music and all the morons that worship him.
I take it you’re not a fan of contemporary hillbilly music.
He’s that irony of a man who’s so fun to party with but you want to keep the acoustic out of hands at all times.
I still don’t think you’re a chick.
and why is he hanging out with Blossom?
Why in the hell is she hanging out?
awful tuck job
HOT.
“How bout we sniff some popper’s, and then butt fuck, EH?”
Macarena
Heeeeey Macarena
AAAhAA!
Ooops….Sorry, bout your head there, mate.
parts of me are already applauding
what would you…derp?
Haha. Ha. It’s ironic, see, because she ha…., ah fuck it.
No one here is hotter than any of the others.
The non-supermodels should take the supermodel down. If they can figure out which one she is.
I tried to spot the famous person before I read the caption. Couldn’t do it.
she tastes like shit – absolute SHIT!
“You see, the bridle goes around this area… ya know, to hide these inexplicable indentations in my body.”
So gay people can’t get married but giraffes can? Is it because they’re endangered?
Oops. Girlfriend. Whatever.
It’s cool, kimmy. He’s always on the lookout for a future ex-Mrs. Goldblum.
Sweet quote. :D
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