The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 10.15.13

October 15th, 2013 // 345 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed which, I’m not going to lie, wasn’t much. Normally to “miss” something we have to be too busy with worthwhile subjects to the point where we can’t devote entire posts to Julianne Hough‘s butt, but that could have been a possibility today. Seriously, Fish (Wait, why am I still using that moniker?) Ant-Man? I don’t know what the fuck that is, but it can’t be a real comic book. And yes, I’ve now turned this post into me just talking to my boss about editorial decisions. What’s that, sir? Yes, I’m well aware it’s been over 8 months since I found new shots of Jon Hamm‘s penis. Yes, I’ve been using the traps…I…NO! NO, IT’S SO DARK IN THE BOX!!

- Photo Boy

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  1. Elijah Wood Eugenio Mira Grand Piano Photocall
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    “May I push in your stool ?”

  2. Joan Rivers
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    “Time to pick on the way other people look !”

  3. Cee Lo Green Black Sweatsuit Huge Gold Chain Today Show
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    It’s actually Tim Conway filming ‘Dorf on Rap’.

  4. Arnold Schwarzenegger Sylvester Stallone
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    “Sieg Heil !! …oops wrong country !”

  5. Cee Lo Green Black Sweatsuit Huge Gold Chain Today Show
    Codot
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    Malcolm XL

  6. Joan Rivers
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    She calls for a Hearse pretty much the same way that we call for a taxi!

  7. Joan Rivers
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    We are anonymous

  8. Joan Rivers
    Hmmm
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    Is that a friendly, happy wave, or is she pissed and waving to the cops. Hard to say, judging by her expression..

  9. Charlie Hunnam Eating Cereal SOA Set
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    Brans of Anarchy.
    Alternatively: 50 Shades of No Way.

  10. Cee Lo Green Black Sweatsuit Huge Gold Chain Today Show
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    Twice T

  11. Joe Jonas Eating Lunch With Male Friend
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    Dude on the right’s got something goin on on the down Joe.

  12. Julianne Hough Butt Tight Jeans Pumping Gas
    ultra
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    that ass is definitely hough enough to overstuff.

  13. Arnold Schwarzenegger Sylvester Stallone
    Brit
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    Stay back please. i have my five chosen already.

  14. Joe Jonas Eating Lunch With Male Friend
    starfister
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    Christ, are there two straws in that one glass?

  15. Maria Shriver Crazy Face The Good News Foundation Presents Good News Girls
    gumbypokey
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    “What da fuck are yoh?”

  16. Paris Hilton Leather Bikini Terry Richardson
    champers
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    She looks vaguely familiar. Was she famous once?

  17. Joan Rivers
    BB
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    “New and improved Joker products!”

  18. Joan Rivers
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    it’s actually a very old photo. She’s celebrating the headline on the newspaper which reads, “WE WIN! World War II Over!”

  19. Alfonso Ribeiro Pregnant Wife Angela Unkrich
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    He may not be a huge household name like Will Smith, but at least he doesn’t have the most annoying kids on the entire planet.

    And for that, Alfonso will always win.

  20. Paris Hilton Leather Bikini Terry Richardson
    Coco T-Rex
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    I’d totally nail her and hate myself for it immediately after … no, during the act.

  21. Russell Simmons Common 12 Years A Slave Premiere
    howie feltersnatch
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    who and who?

  22. Richard Gere Full Grey Beard Pilgrim Richard Gere Photography For A Humanitarian Cause Exhibition
    Bob Loblaw
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    Somebody actually fell for the old “Pull my finger” gag. The results were truly stunning.

  23. Maria Shriver Crazy Face The Good News Foundation Presents Good News Girls
    PebbleCatcher
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    Yep, looks like your usual evil Kennedy.

  24. Julianne Hough Butt Tight Jeans Pumping Gas
    Skeeter
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    Excellent ass. I’d like the chance to motorboat it and tongue bang it.

  25. Paris Hilton Leather Bikini Terry Richardson
    rufus
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    hey everyone…LOOK…hepes is back…alright

  26. Joan Rivers
    Arzach
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    SHIT!

  27. Joan Rivers
    Obstreperous
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    I see Michel Jackson’s surgeon is still in business

  28. Paris Hilton Leather Bikini Terry Richardson
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    I’ve always thought Paris was physically attractive, and it pisses me off because she is really a boneheaded, self-centered cunt.

  29. Elijah Wood Eugenio Mira Grand Piano Photocall
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    I suspect he buttons his shirts all the way up to his throat so nobody can see he has hair on his chest…that could be construed as TOO MANLY!

  30. Maria Shriver Crazy Face The Good News Foundation Presents Good News Girls
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    Apparently Maria is planning way ahead for the Rich Folks Only Halloween Party.

  31. Joan Rivers
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    “Valet…bring me my broom, please. It’s the wood-grained convertible with wire bristles.”

  32. Alfonso Ribeiro Pregnant Wife Angela Unkrich
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    “Back in the day this was known as a video recorder.”

  33. Cynthia Nixon Yawning Morgan Freeman Life Itself Set
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    “Sorry, Cynthia, but there is no way that I believe you know a woman with a clitoris that big!”

  34. Julianne Hough Butt Tight Jeans Pumping Gas
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    I would kiss that ass and French the hole!

  35. Russell Simmons Common 12 Years A Slave Premiere
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    “Look here, you quadroon bastard, I’m twice as black as you are…”

  36. Arnold Schwarzenegger Sylvester Stallone
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    “Arnold…Arnold? ARNOLD!!! Hey, Dumb-bell…don’t get so excited. Almost EVERYBODY Is born with five fingers on each hand.”

  37. Russell Brand Leather Pants Messiah Complex Tour
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    So now he’s back in England and he dresses relatively normally. What the fuck is that all about? Do they behead bizarro slobs in the UK?

  38. Kate Winslet Cleavage Pregnant Belly Labor Day Premiere 57th BFI London Film Festival
    Party Tits
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    the woman is pregnant, but obviously none of you understand what that means because you’ve never fucked anything other than your hand.

  39. Maria Shriver Crazy Face The Good News Foundation Presents Good News Girls
    Little Tongue
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    Chucky Kennedy!!!

  40. Russell Brand Leather Pants Messiah Complex Tour
    Little Tongue
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    “…and she left meeee! Wheeeheeee!”

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