The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 10.15.13

October 15th, 2013 // 345 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed which, I’m not going to lie, wasn’t much. Normally to “miss” something we have to be too busy with worthwhile subjects to the point where we can’t devote entire posts to Julianne Hough‘s butt, but that could have been a possibility today. Seriously, Fish (Wait, why am I still using that moniker?) Ant-Man? I don’t know what the fuck that is, but it can’t be a real comic book. And yes, I’ve now turned this post into me just talking to my boss about editorial decisions. What’s that, sir? Yes, I’m well aware it’s been over 8 months since I found new shots of Jon Hamm‘s penis. Yes, I’ve been using the traps…I…NO! NO, IT’S SO DARK IN THE BOX!!

- Photo Boy

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  1. Quentin Tarantino A Monkey In Winter Screening Lyon Lumiere Film Festival
    Jon Pork
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    “Size 6? Ya, this looks about a size 6 to me. Size 6 feet really get me going. Where did you get this? No, wait, better you don’t tell me. I’m going to imagine they are Daryls feet. You know despite her height, she actually has some small feet. Has to wear special shoes to keep her balance when doing all her high kicks. You know I directed her in Kill Bill. I had her doing a lot of high kicks.. kick those size 6 feet high baby.. Oh ya..”

  2. Julianne Hough Butt Tight Jeans Pumping Gas
    Inner Retard
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    I’d fill her up!

  3. Kate Winslet Cleavage Pregnant Belly Labor Day Premiere 57th BFI London Film Festival
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    And yet another black guy in the background saying it all with his eyes…

  4. Alec Baldwin Tired Bags Under Eyes Scruffy Beard
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    “Hello Alec? It’s Stephen. I need more money.”

  5. Cara Delevingne Butt Tight Jean Shorts DKNY Photoshoot Times Square
    Commented on this photo:

    No, no, honey—I didn’t say “Get open,” I said “Get ‘em open.”

  6. Jake Gyllenhaal Ponytail Loafers Black Socks Nightcrawler Set
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    “Go go Gadget rocket pants!”

  7. Joe Jonas Eating Lunch With Male Friend
    Inner Retard
    Commented on this photo:

    - Now, if you want sex you gotta respect your hos!
    - You mean bros?

  8. Joan Rivers
    Art Crow
    Commented on this photo:

    Scientists have discovered a new type of botox they believe is the “deadliest substance known to man”, and raise your hand if you want some!

  9. Joan Rivers
    Heisenberg
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s trying to remain Anonymous.

  10. Cee Lo Green Black Sweatsuit Huge Gold Chain Today Show
    beaver eater
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    he looks like a smashed version of MC Hammer

  11. Joan Rivers
    dontkillthemessenger
    Commented on this photo:

    Did “V For Vendetta” really need a part two?

  12. Arnold Schwarzenegger Sylvester Stallone
    catapostrophe
    Commented on this photo:

    Arnold sees a man of average height attempting to enter the restaurant against previously negotiated protocol.

    “No five eights! Out wit’ you!”

  13. Jake Gyllenhaal Ponytail Loafers Black Socks Nightcrawler Set
    Art Crow
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    The beloved mime technique called “taking a dump”.

  14. Arnold Schwarzenegger Sylvester Stallone
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    “Holy shit! I finally figured out the Riddle of Steel!”

  15. Jake Gyllenhaal Ponytail Loafers Black Socks Nightcrawler Set
    dontkillthemessenger
    Commented on this photo:

    I guess the first rule of Nightcrawler is to be very gay.

  16. Cynthia Nixon Yawning Morgan Freeman Life Itself Set
    Art Crow
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    Still no big loss, guys.

  17. Russell Brand Leather Pants Messiah Complex Tour
    Inner Retard
    Commented on this photo:

    Alright Mr. DeMille, I’m ready for my close- up: I feel pretty, oh, so pretty…

  18. Arnold Schwarzenegger Sylvester Stallone
    Art Crow
    Commented on this photo:

    5 more kids?

  19. Alfonso Ribeiro Pregnant Wife Angela Unkrich
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Is it going to be awkward when he tells her the Fresh Prince residual checks stopped 5 years ago?

  20. Paris Hilton Leather Bikini Terry Richardson
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    It must be hard to keep your head turned like that all the time so you look your best.

  21. Alfonso Ribeiro Pregnant Wife Angela Unkrich
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    “I use to get paid a lot of money for acting in front of one of these.
    “What do you mean use to? Aren’t you Will Smith?”

  22. Joan Rivers
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    Despite some creative casting choices, sadly, the modern remake of “Breakfast at Tiffany’s” would not prove to be any less offensive that the original.

  23. Quentin Tarantino A Monkey In Winter Screening Lyon Lumiere Film Festival
    Commented on this photo:

    “The new Mexican 100 Peso bill is much harder to counterfeit, but is also confused with holographic baseball cards.”

  24. Alec Baldwin Tired Bags Under Eyes Scruffy Beard
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    It’s after six. What are you, a janitor?

  25. Richard Gere Full Grey Beard Pilgrim Richard Gere Photography For A Humanitarian Cause Exhibition
    Commented on this photo:

    Another good candidate for http://www.menwholooklikekennyrogers.com.

  26. Ali Larter Butt Tight Jeans Mr Bones Pumpkin Patch
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    Those aren’t mom jeans. It’s just mom ass.

  27. Charlie Hunnam Eating Cereal SOA Set
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    Good move Charlie.

  28. Joan Rivers
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    Wow, she’s looked pretty fucked up for a long time, but when did she take over for that cat woman? This is just scary.

  29. Cee Lo Green Black Sweatsuit Huge Gold Chain Today Show
    Commented on this photo:

    “My RunDMC cover band will be here any minute now.”

  30. Ke$ha Legs Booty Shorts Cleavage Jimmy Kimmel Live
    Commented on this photo:

    Not pictured: Adipose babies, floating toward a spaceship.
    (Why, yes, my penis is NM/M, why do you ask?)

  31. Joe Jonas Eating Lunch With Male Friend
    Commented on this photo:

    “I’m breaking up with you.”

  32. Paris Hilton Leather Bikini Terry Richardson
    alex
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    I must have reached maturity because as much fun as she looks, I know what a horrible, awful person resides in that head.

  33. Maria Shriver Crazy Face The Good News Foundation Presents Good News Girls
    The Pope
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    Well who wouldn’t rather look at the back of the head of a fat ugly maid instead?

  34. Alec Baldwin Tired Bags Under Eyes Scruffy Beard
    alex
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    Isn’t this the same exact clothing he wore yesterday (or the day before) in The Superficial’s roundup?

  35. Arnold Schwarzenegger Sylvester Stallone
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    Stallone’s new bodyguard found little success keeping the Paparazzi away with his “talk to the hand!” maneuver.

  36. Paris Hilton Leather Bikini Terry Richardson
    Hey Fella, Are You George Zimmerman?
    Commented on this photo:

    I wonder if you squeezed her, the yeast would ooze out like ttothpaste from a tube.

    • Joe Francis's little camel box

      George, I’m sure if you squeeded her you’d get PLENTY of yeast discharge. On the plus side is that it would have a high concentration of blow and X; so you can snoort it.

  37. Russell Brand Leather Pants Messiah Complex Tour
    Commented on this photo:

    “But faaather, I don’t care if she’s got ‘uge tracks of land. I don’t want to marry her. I want to sing!”

  38. Jake Gyllenhaal Ponytail Loafers Black Socks Nightcrawler Set
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    Skiing on the slopes of your own ego is actually pretty impressive.

  39. Kate Winslet Cleavage Pregnant Belly Labor Day Premiere 57th BFI London Film Festival
    Commented on this photo:

    Well, NOW the board only has room for one.

  40. Kate Winslet Cleavage Pregnant Belly Labor Day Premiere 57th BFI London Film Festival
    JungleRed
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    Did someone say cake?

  41. Russell Simmons Common 12 Years A Slave Premiere
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    “Man, halfway through the movie I got a text message from Madonna, asking if I wanted to get “mandingo” with her”

    “Brother, I got the same damn text”

  42. Maria Shriver Crazy Face The Good News Foundation Presents Good News Girls
    JungleRed
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    The dog tag is not helping.

  43. Cee Lo Green Black Sweatsuit Huge Gold Chain Today Show
    Commented on this photo:

    needs more beard and more gold to pull off a convincing Mr. T.

  44. Ke$ha Legs Booty Shorts Cleavage Jimmy Kimmel Live
    alex
    Commented on this photo:

    She lost a ton of weight and actually looks good.

  45. Maria Shriver Crazy Face The Good News Foundation Presents Good News Girls
    Winston
    Commented on this photo:

    Every time I see this photo this always comes to mine. “Am I evil, Yes I am….”

  46. Elijah Wood Eugenio Mira Grand Piano Photocall
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    Do Elijah and Eugenio hop around gleefully on a bed at the end of the movie, after the piano has been destroyed? If not, I pass.

  47. Cynthia Nixon Yawning Morgan Freeman Life Itself Set
    Little Tongue
    Commented on this photo:

    “See? I can take male. Black male, even.”

  48. Paris Hilton Leather Bikini Terry Richardson
    Commented on this photo:

    Those straps would make it easy to attach the weights to ensure she didn’t float back up.

  49. Richard Gere Full Grey Beard Pilgrim Richard Gere Photography For A Humanitarian Cause Exhibition
    Commented on this photo:

    “Pilgrim’ Richard Gere: Photography For A Humanitarian Cause” IS there any doubt why Carey Lowell left him

  50. Joan Rivers
    Commented on this photo:

    “Smilex for everyone!”

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