The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 10.15.13

October 15th, 2013 // 345 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed which, I’m not going to lie, wasn’t much. Normally to “miss” something we have to be too busy with worthwhile subjects to the point where we can’t devote entire posts to Julianne Hough‘s butt, but that could have been a possibility today. Seriously, Fish (Wait, why am I still using that moniker?) Ant-Man? I don’t know what the fuck that is, but it can’t be a real comic book. And yes, I’ve now turned this post into me just talking to my boss about editorial decisions. What’s that, sir? Yes, I’m well aware it’s been over 8 months since I found new shots of Jon Hamm‘s penis. Yes, I’ve been using the traps…I…NO! NO, IT’S SO DARK IN THE BOX!!

- Photo Boy

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  1. Elijah Wood Eugenio Mira Grand Piano Photocall
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    “It’s our little secret.”

  2. Joan Rivers
    Fresco
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    IT’S ALIVE!

  3. Joe Jonas Eating Lunch With Male Friend
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    “You know, if we do this, there’s no going back.”

  4. Alec Baldwin Tired Bags Under Eyes Scruffy Beard
    Cock Dr
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    Get the bear spray ready I think he’s coming this way.

  5. Cynthia Nixon Yawning Morgan Freeman Life Itself Set
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    Lena Dunham sees the pastry cart.

  6. Joan Rivers
    Hugh G. Rection
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    The Crypt Keeper seems to be in a jolly good mood today.

  7. Cee Lo Green Black Sweatsuit Huge Gold Chain Today Show
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    Haiti Kid!

  8. Paris Hilton Leather Bikini Terry Richardson
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    Now this is the appropriate level of woman that Terry Richardson should taking photos of. She looks good for a hooker, I’d take her for an hour or two.

  9. Maria Shriver Crazy Face The Good News Foundation Presents Good News Girls
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    Castle Grayskull will be mine!

  10. Elijah Wood Eugenio Mira Grand Piano Photocall
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    Someone is getting or got raped.

  11. Joan Rivers
    catapostrophe
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    I’ll take Wayland Flowers and Madame for the block.

  12. Alec Baldwin Tired Bags Under Eyes Scruffy Beard
    Hugh G. Rection
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    If Alec Baldwin was any more of an asshole, he’d have to change his name to Bieber.

  13. Quentin Tarantino A Monkey In Winter Screening Lyon Lumiere Film Festival
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    What are the odds that is film of feet? I bet $100 that it is.

  14. Maria Shriver Crazy Face The Good News Foundation Presents Good News Girls
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    Did they just open the Ark of the Covenant in front of her?

  15. Cynthia Nixon Yawning Morgan Freeman Life Itself Set
    Hugh G. Rection
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    Holy shit! My monitor just shattered!

  16. Ali Larter Butt Tight Jeans Mr Bones Pumpkin Patch
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    She’s at Mr. Bones and I have a boner. So what now?

  17. Julianne Hough Butt Tight Jeans Pumping Gas
    Hugh G. Rection
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    I’m jealous of her seat cushion.

  18. Paris Hilton Leather Bikini Terry Richardson
    Inner Retard
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    Battle of the titans. In one corner the creepiest pedophile in the business today. In the other every sexual disease known to man. This should be epic.

  19. Charlie Hunnam Eating Cereal SOA Set
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    Christian Grey’s got to have his Cherrios.

  20. Ke$ha Legs Booty Shorts Cleavage Jimmy Kimmel Live
    Cock Dr
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    Torso covered…yay!

  21. Alec Baldwin Tired Bags Under Eyes Scruffy Beard
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    It’s never too early to leave angry voice messages for Carmen.

  22. Ke$ha Legs Booty Shorts Cleavage Jimmy Kimmel Live
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    I would. She grew on me.

  23. Cara Delevingne Butt Tight Jean Shorts DKNY Photoshoot Times Square
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    As if she could run those shoes.

  24. Elijah Wood Eugenio Mira Grand Piano Photocall
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    “My preciousssssss…”

  25. Cynthia Nixon Yawning Morgan Freeman Life Itself Set
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    Who opened the Ark Of The Covenant?

  26. Cee Lo Green Black Sweatsuit Huge Gold Chain Today Show
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    I love this guy. He’s awesome.

  27. Julianne Hough Butt Tight Jeans Pumping Gas
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    Nice ass.

  28. Joan Rivers
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    There’s never a Blade Runner around when you need one.

  29. Elijah Wood Eugenio Mira Grand Piano Photocall
    Inner Retard
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    The annual Creepy Pedophile Ventriloquist convention must be held in Spain. I hear this year’s motto is: Nothing lights your fire like the love of Wood.

  30. Maria Shriver Crazy Face The Good News Foundation Presents Good News Girls
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    Actually she & Quentin look oddly alike. Not in a good way.

  31. Joe Jonas Eating Lunch With Male Friend
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    “Friend”? More like gay lover.

  32. Joan Rivers
    renotastic
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    That moment you realize you left your Silly Putty out in the sun.

  33. Cee Lo Green Black Sweatsuit Huge Gold Chain Today Show
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    Who’s a rapey midget? Yes you are, yes you are.

  34. Julianne Hough Butt Tight Jeans Pumping Gas
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    This never gets old.

  35. Arnold Schwarzenegger Sylvester Stallone
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    Arnold, Sinbad wants to know if you are ready to do ‘Jingle All the Way 2′?

  36. Joe Jonas Eating Lunch With Male Friend
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    He seems to have that foot tapping thing down pat.

  37. Elijah Wood Eugenio Mira Grand Piano Photocall
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    Eugenio: “Who was that lady I saw you with last night, Elijah?”
    Elijah: “That was no lady, that was my wife! And now I’ll sing a little song while you drink a whole glass of water!”

  38. Joan Rivers
    Inner Retard
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    Even her plastic surgery got plastic surgery now.

  39. Charlie Hunnam Eating Cereal SOA Set
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    Smart & good looking. So rare.

  40. Arnold Schwarzenegger Sylvester Stallone
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    Those are some nice leather jackets. That is all.

  41. Joan Rivers
    Little Tongue
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    Archaeologists of the 26th century will have a great ol’ time figuring this one out when they find her corpse…

  42. Maria Shriver Crazy Face The Good News Foundation Presents Good News Girls
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    “Ha, ha, HA! Your mother sucks cocks in hell!”

  43. Cee Lo Green Black Sweatsuit Huge Gold Chain Today Show
    Cock Dr
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    It’s either the Johnny Cash look or flowing robes for this guy.

  44. Charlie Hunnam Eating Cereal SOA Set
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    50 flavors of spaghettios.

  45. Joan Rivers
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    In the next moment she screeched and flew away. That’s the only possible scenario here.

  46. Paris Hilton Leather Bikini Terry Richardson
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    Taartna.

  47. Ke$ha Legs Booty Shorts Cleavage Jimmy Kimmel Live
    Inner Retard
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    Those black holes that look like sunglasses… they are the actual void in her head.

  48. Joan Rivers
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    “Time for a 50,000 mile tune up…and my car is running odd too.”

  49. Elijah Wood Eugenio Mira Grand Piano Photocall
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    Looks like Elijah would.

  50. Cynthia Nixon Yawning Morgan Freeman Life Itself Set
    Inner Retard
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    Not another Mummy movie! When will Hollywood learn…

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