The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 10.15.13

October 15th, 2013 // 345 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed which, I’m not going to lie, wasn’t much. Normally to “miss” something we have to be too busy with worthwhile subjects to the point where we can’t devote entire posts to Julianne Hough‘s butt, but that could have been a possibility today. Seriously, Fish (Wait, why am I still using that moniker?) Ant-Man? I don’t know what the fuck that is, but it can’t be a real comic book. And yes, I’ve now turned this post into me just talking to my boss about editorial decisions. What’s that, sir? Yes, I’m well aware it’s been over 8 months since I found new shots of Jon Hamm‘s penis. Yes, I’ve been using the traps…I…NO! NO, IT’S SO DARK IN THE BOX!!

- Photo Boy

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  1. Jake Gyllenhaal Ponytail Loafers Black Socks Nightcrawler Set
    spareclownparts
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    Jared Leto*

  2. Paris Hilton Leather Bikini Terry Richardson
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    i’ve been scared this day would come. A paris pic that turned me on. The only way to resolve these conflicting emotions is kill her.

  3. Kate Winslet Cleavage Pregnant Belly Labor Day Premiere 57th BFI London Film Festival
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    does BFI stand for Big Fat Ingenue?

  4. Joan Rivers
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    I think she sprained her face.

  5. Charlie Hunnam Eating Cereal SOA Set
    Fresco
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    The one actor who got international fame for not playing a role. Well done.

  6. Paris Hilton Leather Bikini Terry Richardson
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    Its funny how in a picture: just that tiny little peek of skin the size of a grain of rice will catch your eye – Thanks Terry!

    • It’s also funny in a Paris Hilton picture: just that tiny little peek of eye the size of a grain of rice will catch your eye – Thanks Terry!

  7. Richard Gere Full Grey Beard Pilgrim Richard Gere Photography For A Humanitarian Cause Exhibition
    Fresco
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    Santa?!

  8. Richard Gere Full Grey Beard Pilgrim Richard Gere Photography For A Humanitarian Cause Exhibition
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    Which one of you bitches wants to make $3,000?

  9. Ali Larter Butt Tight Jeans Mr Bones Pumpkin Patch
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    what happened to Larter’s Farter?

  10. For those of you in the cheap seats…….PARIS IS 32! Time to grow up honey.

  11. Joan Rivers
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    i am being completely honest with you: I thought this was someone wearing a joan rivers mask. Literally.

  12. Ke$ha Legs Booty Shorts Cleavage Jimmy Kimmel Live
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    don’t bother feigning hotness Kesha, we’ve seen you in a bathing suit. It cannot be unseen.

  13. Cynthia Nixon Yawning Morgan Freeman Life Itself Set
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    All in all you’re just another brick in The Wall.

  14. Joan Rivers
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    No obituary? Still alive then.

  15. Cynthia Nixon Yawning Morgan Freeman Life Itself Set
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    and since her face was frozen like that for well over an hour, the crew took turns taking hilarious pics with their penises in her mouth.

  16. Cee Lo Green Black Sweatsuit Huge Gold Chain Today Show
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    SBM, tall, handsome, successful, Height Weight Proportionate seeking SWF for Heavy bondage and Scat play. No weirdos.

  17. Richard Gere Full Grey Beard Pilgrim Richard Gere Photography For A Humanitarian Cause Exhibition
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    The woman in the black dress is keeping the gerbil in her bra.

  18. Russell Simmons Common 12 Years A Slave Premiere
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    I have sex with disadvantaged white women! Who’s the slave?!?

  19. Joan Rivers
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    Someone call Batman. The goddamn Joker’s on the loose.

  20. Paris Hilton Leather Bikini Terry Richardson
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    I see her body is still weird and inexplicably non sexual. We’ll check in again in another 18 months, thanks.

  21. Jake Gyllenhaal Ponytail Loafers Black Socks Nightcrawler Set
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    You are not the fuzzy blue elf that we all love.

  22. Jake Gyllenhaal Ponytail Loafers Black Socks Nightcrawler Set
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    He’s a Daycrawler as well.

  23. Paris Hilton Leather Bikini Terry Richardson
    Cock Dr
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    As Paris ages she’s learned how useful it can be to lasso in your labia.

  24. Kate Winslet Cleavage Pregnant Belly Labor Day Premiere 57th BFI London Film Festival
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    Titanic was 16 years ago, you can take the flotation device off n…oh sweet jesus

  25. Quentin Tarantino A Monkey In Winter Screening Lyon Lumiere Film Festival
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    “This? It’s, it’s a snuff film.”

  26. Paris Hilton Leather Bikini Terry Richardson
    Stacy
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    Yes, yes I would even knowing her background. I would actually keep her. Yes,I am that lonely and desperate.

    • pplrppl

      I’d take her instead of Miley Cyrus because 1. Paris is better looking and 2. Miley scares me more on who knows what she has by now.

      And if Paris doesn’t have any diseases I’d take her over Katy Perry as well.

  27. Alfonso Ribeiro Pregnant Wife Angela Unkrich
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    Alfonso – Alas poor Yorrick…

    Angela – Stop showing off Alfonso

  28. Elijah Wood Eugenio Mira Grand Piano Photocall
    Cock Dr
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    I’ll just assume that both of them had a really great time making the movie together and let others make the gay jokes.

  29. Maria Shriver Crazy Face The Good News Foundation Presents Good News Girls
    Stacy
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    Shouldn’t that Cross on her necklace be burning her by now?

  30. Richard Gere Full Grey Beard Pilgrim Richard Gere Photography For A Humanitarian Cause Exhibition
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    (out of side of mouth to publicist)
    “..umm, can somebody get Kenny G’s dead fucking sister out of the camera shot..”

  31. Elijah Wood Eugenio Mira Grand Piano Photocall
    George P Burdell
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    The newest NAMBLA recruiting poster

  32. Alec Baldwin Tired Bags Under Eyes Scruffy Beard
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    Dammit, Homer. If you don’t get my stuff out of the Museum of Hollywood Jerks by Friday, I’m suing.

  33. Cee Lo Green Black Sweatsuit Huge Gold Chain Today Show
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    Black is not always slimming.

  34. Cynthia Nixon Yawning Morgan Freeman Life Itself Set
    Doctor_joystick
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    That’s the lesbian version of a hard-on.

  35. Quentin Tarantino A Monkey In Winter Screening Lyon Lumiere Film Festival
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    Quentin gazed at the piece of celluloid, realizing that it said more with a single still frame than he himself could with 45 minutes of dialog that were unrelated to the movie plot…it was that moment that he realized his adoring fans were morons. And Quentin smiled.

  36. Cee Lo Green Black Sweatsuit Huge Gold Chain Today Show
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    If I looked like him, i would pay an assistant to push a television around on a cart that only showed my right eye.

  37. Joe Jonas Eating Lunch With Male Friend
    George P Burdell
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    Should friend have quotation marks around it?

  38. Arnold Schwarzenegger Sylvester Stallone
    George P Burdell
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    WOW! That’s you maid? You lucky bastard.

  39. Russell Simmons Common 12 Years A Slave Premiere
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    “Seriously man…you play a sheriff on Hell on Wheels during the 1800s…?”

    “i know, right.”

  40. Russell Simmons Common 12 Years A Slave Premiere
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    Russell only showed up because he misunderstood and thought there would be sex slaves.

  41. Joe Jonas Eating Lunch With Male Friend
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    Hey, it’s Magic Johnson’s son and he (she??)’s wearing some fucking pants for once.

  42. Cynthia Nixon Yawning Morgan Freeman Life Itself Set
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    “As we waited for production to begin, I thought I would entertained Cynthia with graphic details about how I started banging my own step daughter… She was not impressed.”

  43. Arnold Schwarzenegger Sylvester Stallone
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    I would love to party with these two

  44. Joan Rivers
    meeps!
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    Who says Kabuki Theater is dead…?

  45. Alec Baldwin Tired Bags Under Eyes Scruffy Beard
    meeps!
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    Lighten up, Francis…

  46. Paris Hilton Leather Bikini Terry Richardson
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    She actually looks pretty good. I totally would. I’ll take her over the Kuntrashians anyday.

    • She looks less plastic. Not much less, but still less.

      • she is much less plastic. The lack of fake knockers was a brilliant move and she has only had a nose job and very well done fillers and botox, mild. KK’s face scares me sometimes and her body is my worse nightmare (Im throwing those cheese puffs out).

  47. Julianne Hough Butt Tight Jeans Pumping Gas
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    Julianne stared at the pump for nearly an hour confused…as she was almost entirely certain wheelchairs don’t use gasoline.

  48. Kate Winslet Cleavage Pregnant Belly Labor Day Premiere 57th BFI London Film Festival
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    Pregnancy, making already great tits even better since the dawn of man.

  49. Russell Brand Leather Pants Messiah Complex Tour
    meeps!
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    Zzzzzzz…

  50. Russell Simmons Common 12 Years A Slave Premiere
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    “Nobody knows I’m bald because I’m wearing a ball cap!”
    “Yeah…You are fooling everybody.”

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