The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 10.13.15
Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where today, we are all Jimmy Kimmel. Also, I’m convinced I’m looking right at Superman’s dick, but Fish says it’s just his pants because he’s a Communist who hates freedom, but I don’t. I love it. That’s why I put Jayde Nicole’s basically naked butt, Michael Moore’s receding mullet, and Elvira’s boobs terrifying Taylor Lautner all in one gallery. It’s as American as an all-you-can-eat buffet including all the secret bodily fluids. Ew, gros– Oooh CHOCOLATE FOUNTAIN!
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