The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 10.1.13

October 1st, 2013 // 371 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed which once again draws pretty heavily on Instagram, because if there’s anything those guys over there have figured out, it’s filters. We just can’t get enough of those perfectly shaped, artfully clever (The banana is a penis, get it?), and sometimes questionably legal filters. There’s a bunch of other shit too, but none of it’s socially acceptable porn, so why even mention it?

Jason Ritter knows what I’m talking about,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Kate Gosselin Crazy Eyes The Marilyn Denis Show
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    What the fuck…??? That can’t be Kate Gosselin. Where’s the trade mark scowl and the puckered lips that look like she just performed oral sex on a lemon tree…???

  2. Simon Cowell Cut On Forehead Baby Mama Lauren Silverman
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    Omigod, everybody. It’s Simon Cowell and Lauren Silverman, right here in Los Angeles. I’m so excited I could…oh, I don’t know…blink?

  3. Shawn Johnson Muscular Legs Minidress 28th Annual Great Sports Legends Dinner To Benefit The Buoniconti Fund To Cure Paralysis
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    She is the cutest little thing, and so tiny you could have her climb on board and fuck her while vacuuming the living room.

  4. Danny DeVito White Hair Scruffy Beard Drunk Jimmy Kimmel Live
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    And here is Shawn Johnson’s little brother, Danny.

  5. Miley Cyrus Topless Cleavage MTV Promo Instagram
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    Miley, you need to show us ALL of what you’re working with so we can move on with our lives.

  6. Liam Hemsworth Thumbs Up
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    Hemsworth, you two-timing punk. Someone ought to…nahhhh…I don’t blame you. You did the right thing. And congratulations on escaping that near-death experience.

  7. Rose Byrne No Makeup
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    I’m totally in lust with this woman. In fact, something just Rose in my pants…and it doesn’t Byrne.

  8. Joanna Krupa Butt Underwear Romain Zago Instagram
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    Wow…she really is spectacular! I’d go down on her like an elevator.

  9. Bar Refaeli Butt Bikini Passed Out On Raft In Pool Instagram
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    Poor little poppet…looks like I totally wore her out.
    (Nice fantasy, anyway.)

  10. Khloe Kardashian Huge Bubble Butt Tight Pants
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    OK, I’ll admit it…I like her. Yes, her, Khloe Kardashian. I’ve always liked her. I think she’s dynamite cute…”OK, Khloe, will you blow me NOW?”

  11. Kelly Brook Cameltoe Instagram
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    “Kelly, baby…just three words: NAKED BEAVER SHOTS!”

  12. Rebel Wilson Cat Shirt Plaid Stretch Pants
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    Her weight seems to have gotten away from her. Nevertheless, I’ll bet she could suck my dick until my balls implode.

  13. Ireland Baldwin Butt Yoga Pants Instagram
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    Huh……. pigs can fly.

  14. Miranda Kerr Topless Cleavage Banana Instagram
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    Hello. Dipshit here.

  15. Joanna Krupa Naked With Dog Laying On Couch Instagram
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    Black microphone POV.

  16. Miranda Kerr Topless Cleavage Banana Instagram
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    This is what Orlando Bloom calls “Tuesday”.

  17. Justin Bieber Shirtless Leather Drop Crotch Pants
    bewbs
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    Right now I’m just expecting Jim Carrey to come crawling out of his asshole, naked.

  18. Vanessa Paradis Huge Gap In Teeth Chanel Show Fashion Week Paris
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    What? Me worry?

  19. Rebel Wilson Cat Shirt Plaid Stretch Pants
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    Thats the only pussy of hers that i wanna see

  20. Rebel Wilson Cat Shirt Plaid Stretch Pants
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    Five minutes later, Jonah Hill tore off his wig and said, “See? I am the greatest actor of all time.”

  21. Willem Dafoe El Hormiguero
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    Dennis Leary’s lesser-known lesbian sister.

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