The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 10.1.13

October 1st, 2013 // 371 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed which once again draws pretty heavily on Instagram, because if there’s anything those guys over there have figured out, it’s filters. We just can’t get enough of those perfectly shaped, artfully clever (The banana is a penis, get it?), and sometimes questionably legal filters. There’s a bunch of other shit too, but none of it’s socially acceptable porn, so why even mention it?

Jason Ritter knows what I’m talking about,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Kate Gosselin Crazy Eyes The Marilyn Denis Show
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    Perfect guest for that segment on breaking in a new nose.

  2. Kate Gosselin Crazy Eyes The Marilyn Denis Show
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    that’s the face of a woman who knows human shit will be smeared on the walls the instant her back is turned.

  3. Shawn Johnson Muscular Legs Minidress 28th Annual Great Sports Legends Dinner To Benefit The Buoniconti Fund To Cure Paralysis
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    She has all the grace of a horse steroids advocate.

  4. Simon Cowell Cut On Forehead Baby Mama Lauren Silverman
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    They should hang out with Kanye and Kim. The girls could giggle and laugh while the guys wallow in how fucked they are.

  5. Willem Dafoe El Hormiguero
    blerg
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    Why the fuck is my mother in law on television?

  6. Shawn Johnson Muscular Legs Minidress 28th Annual Great Sports Legends Dinner To Benefit The Buoniconti Fund To Cure Paralysis
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    I bet those thighs can give you a great squeeze.

  7. Joanna Krupa Butt Underwear Romain Zago Instagram
    blerg
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    I can’t wait to see her James Deen movie.

  8. Shawn Johnson Muscular Legs Minidress 28th Annual Great Sports Legends Dinner To Benefit The Buoniconti Fund To Cure Paralysis
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    Am I the only one that sees a logo for a company promoting 5-way gay sex daisy chains for the handicapped?

  9. Danny DeVito White Hair Scruffy Beard Drunk Jimmy Kimmel Live
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    Looks like he’s off the limoncellos and onto really cheap gin.

  10. Vanessa Paradis Huge Gap In Teeth Chanel Show Fashion Week Paris
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    It seems so long since I could say:
    “Sister Susie, sitting on a thistle”
    Every time I try to speak, all I do is whistle: ssssssss

  11. Miley Cyrus Topless Cleavage MTV Promo Instagram
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    Ok I give up, is this Bieber or Miley? I’m not even fucking sure they’re different people…have they ever been seen together?

  12. Joanna Krupa Butt Underwear Romain Zago Instagram
    Hugh Evers
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    And she will wear a wig. Definitely marriage-worthy.

  13. Willem Dafoe El Hormiguero
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    “Señor Defoe, lo que fue la experiencia de actuar en todas las grandes películas?”

    “Triple scotch and a speedball, poor fah vore.”

  14. Rose Byrne No Makeup
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    “Oh dear. I just realized I’m not famous anymore.”

  15. Vanessa Paradis Huge Gap In Teeth Chanel Show Fashion Week Paris
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    I thought it was supposed to be Girls, pause, and Corpses – not the whole thing mashed up together.

  16. Joanna Krupa Butt Underwear Romain Zago Instagram
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    So what site do they cam on?

  17. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Yoga Pants
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    If the threads on those pants rip, the time-space continuum might just go with ‘em.

  18. Khloe Kardashian Huge Bubble Butt Tight Pants
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    Fat Tino can’t believe how low his career has slipped.
    “Fook, I was abou to make it to de greel at Denee’s…”

  19. Bar Refaeli Butt Bikini Passed Out On Raft In Pool Instagram
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    Why does her butt look like it’s going to rob a bank?

  20. Kelly Brook Cameltoe Instagram
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    She’s simply incapable of doing wrong. If she dabbled at supervillainy, she would accidentally cure AIDS worldwide.

  21. Willem Dafoe El Hormiguero
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    what kind of show is this? Some kind of gross weird puppet and what is that other thing supposed to be, an ant?

  22. Rose Byrne No Makeup
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    she needs more stuff

  23. Vanessa Paradis Huge Gap In Teeth Chanel Show Fashion Week Paris
    cc
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    I want her to say ‘sufferin succotash’

  24. Joanna Krupa Butt Underwear Romain Zago Instagram
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    what kind of sex game gone wrong resulted in his arm becoming fused to her elbow?

  25. Justin Bieber Shirtless Leather Drop Crotch Pants
    Nate
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    Kid, there comes a time when you MUST change your diaper.

  26. Khloe Kardashian Huge Bubble Butt Tight Pants
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    I hope Stanley is ready.

  27. Miranda Kerr Topless Cleavage Banana Instagram
    Adam
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    She doesn’t know how to put on a hat, or how to decipher the complex differences between telephones and bananas, or how to eat a banana for that matter…but she’s incredibly hot, so here’s some money.

  28. Rebel Wilson Cat Shirt Plaid Stretch Pants
    Adam
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    Well, it looks like John Leguizamo just lost the role of the clown if they ever decide to make another Spawn movie.

  29. Bar Refaeli Butt Bikini Passed Out On Raft In Pool Instagram
    CrashHell
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    There are three things I love in this world: Kylie Minogue, dimples just above a woman’s buttocks, and the fear in a man’s eye when he know’s I’m about to hurt him.

  30. Selena Gomez Butt Legs Tight Miniskirt Adidas NEO Collection Ad
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    That ass is so fake. She ain’t got nothing back there in real life.

    • Little Tongue

      … she ain’t got nothing going on, ass wise, in that picture either… Don’t know what you’re bitching about…

  31. Ireland Baldwin Butt Yoga Pants Instagram
    Little Tongue
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    This girl seriously needs a job. Too much time to waste. Anyone knows if she swallows?

  32. Joanna Krupa Naked With Dog Laying On Couch Instagram
    Little Tongue
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    What exactly is this woman doing with her dog? I think I’m gonna be sick!

  33. Kate Gosselin Crazy Eyes The Marilyn Denis Show
    Little Tongue
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    “Coupons are wonderful! Get them! Now!”

  34. Simon Cowell Cut On Forehead Baby Mama Lauren Silverman
    Little Tongue
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    Is he, like, really going out with her? I thought he had just IWD (impregnated while drunk) her?

  35. Justin Bieber Shirtless Leather Drop Crotch Pants
    Odbarc
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    White man prison shower face.

  36. Miranda Kerr Topless Cleavage Banana Instagram
    Odbarc
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    ring ring ring ring ring
    banana phone

  37. Vanessa Paradis Huge Gap In Teeth Chanel Show Fashion Week Paris
    Little Tongue
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    Whatever you do, DON’T CLICK “VIEW FULL SIZE”! I swear, it might very well kill you! I am almost dead, myself…

  38. Justin Bieber Shirtless Leather Drop Crotch Pants
    Cock Dr
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    OMG how exceedingly stupid looking that is.

  39. Miley Cyrus Topless Cleavage MTV Promo Instagram
    Cock Dr
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    Teef!

  40. Liam Hemsworth Thumbs Up
    Cock Dr
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    No foolin’ that is one happy young man.

  41. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Yoga Pants
    Cock Dr
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    MOO

  42. Kelly Brook Cameltoe Instagram
    Cock Dr
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    That woman knows how 2 straddle a seam.

  43. Khloe Kardashian Huge Bubble Butt Tight Pants
    ^@#%$!
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    That is what you call a rump.

  44. Rebel Wilson Cat Shirt Plaid Stretch Pants
    ^@#%$!
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    wow for one horrible second I thought she was naked and airbrushed…

  45. Justin Bieber Shirtless Leather Drop Crotch Pants
    EricLR
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    Not legit. Please quit.

  46. Joanna Krupa Butt Underwear Romain Zago Instagram
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    Is he wearing swimming goggles?!?!

  47. Jason Ritter Kill Your Darlings Screening
    EricLR
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    And here Mr. Ropper thought his DAD was gay.

  48. Aaron Paul High Five Wife Lauren Parsekian
    EricLR
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    An inspiration to Special Olympians everywhere.

  49. Kate Gosselin Crazy Eyes The Marilyn Denis Show
    EricLR
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    Take Justin Bieber back or we pull her passport!

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