The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 10.1.13

October 1st, 2013 // 371 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed which once again draws pretty heavily on Instagram, because if there’s anything those guys over there have figured out, it’s filters. We just can’t get enough of those perfectly shaped, artfully clever (The banana is a penis, get it?), and sometimes questionably legal filters. There’s a bunch of other shit too, but none of it’s socially acceptable porn, so why even mention it?

Jason Ritter knows what I’m talking about,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Rebel Wilson Cat Shirt Plaid Stretch Pants
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    ‘Kardashian pants, I’ll call your bet and raise you’

    – Rebel Wilson’s pants

  2. Miranda Kerr Topless Cleavage Banana Instagram
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    I’ve got something else that’s a great source of protein. Don’t try to peel it, though.

  3. Rebel Wilson Cat Shirt Plaid Stretch Pants
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    Well, there goes the theory that 3-D cat shirts are slimming.

  4. Jason Ritter Kill Your Darlings Screening
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    He’s pretty cool. Just like his Dad. RIP.

  5. Aaron Paul High Five Wife Lauren Parsekian
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    This guy always seems to be having the time of his life.

  6. Selena Gomez Butt Legs Tight Miniskirt Adidas NEO Collection Ad
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    Needs more puss.

  7. Justin Bieber Shirtless Leather Drop Crotch Pants
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    This is what it looks like when i put my legs through my tshirt and wear them as pants.

  8. Joanna Krupa Naked With Dog Laying On Couch Instagram
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    (hawww-berrr……hawww-berrrrr)

  9. Simon Cowell Cut On Forehead Baby Mama Lauren Silverman
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    “I take care of my bottom bitch.”

  10. Shawn Johnson Muscular Legs Minidress 28th Annual Great Sports Legends Dinner To Benefit The Buoniconti Fund To Cure Paralysis
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    yeah baby

  11. Stephen Moyer Kissing Male Friend On Mouth Eating Hot Dog
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    “I’m going to drain you of all your cum!”

  12. Joanna Krupa Naked With Dog Laying On Couch Instagram
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    POV robot porn

  13. Bar Refaeli Butt Bikini Passed Out On Raft In Pool Instagram
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    She must be anoxic.

    Hang on Bar, I know exactly what will resuscitate you! Be there in a sec.

  14. Vanessa Paradis Huge Gap In Teeth Chanel Show Fashion Week Paris
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    Mind The Gap!

  15. Vanessa Paradis Huge Gap In Teeth Chanel Show Fashion Week Paris
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    When she exhales, she’s not just whistling “Dixie”.

  16. Vanessa Paradis Huge Gap In Teeth Chanel Show Fashion Week Paris
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    bone structure is still gorgeous!

  17. Miley Cyrus Topless Cleavage MTV Promo Instagram
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    She looks pretty damn cute here.

  18. Rebel Wilson Cat Shirt Plaid Stretch Pants
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    $20 says she ends everyday sobbing uncontrollably over an empty gallon container of Breyers.

  19. Liam Hemsworth Thumbs Up
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    That’s the sweet taste of freedom, Liam. Soak it in.

  20. Stephen Moyer Kissing Male Friend On Mouth Eating Hot Dog
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    “So, you’re the one who wrote all those Twilight novels, huh? If I blew you, so you think you could find something for me in your next project?”
    “What? No, that’s ‘Stephenie Meyer’. I’m Stephen Mo… I mean, “Ya, that’s me.’”

  21. Ireland Baldwin Butt Yoga Pants Instagram
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    Ready for the role of Cammy in next Street Fighter movie….

  22. Rebel Wilson Cat Shirt Plaid Stretch Pants
    gigi
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    wow….. Stewart Tartan says what????

  23. Joanna Krupa Butt Underwear Romain Zago Instagram
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    Gawble, gawble.

  24. Miranda Kerr Topless Cleavage Banana Instagram
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    If I squint long enough, that wrist bone becomes a nipple. And honestly, I don’t need to squint that long.

  25. Simon Cowell Cut On Forehead Baby Mama Lauren Silverman
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    You know how I know that baby was an accident? Simon always has that, “For fuck’s sakes” look about him and his baby mama always looks like she just won the lottery.

    Oh, yah… and because Lauren Silverman is fucking ugly.

  26. Miley Cyrus Topless Cleavage MTV Promo Instagram
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    This girl spend much money to put clothes on these days.

  27. Khloe Kardashian Huge Bubble Butt Tight Pants
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    Those car bumpers are about to be ruined…

  28. Rose Byrne No Makeup
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    She’s beautiful. Love her.

  29. Shawn Johnson Muscular Legs Minidress 28th Annual Great Sports Legends Dinner To Benefit The Buoniconti Fund To Cure Paralysis
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    She’s raising money for wheel chairs? That’s good because that’s exactly what she would need after I was done with her. BOOM! Roasted.

  30. Selena Gomez Butt Legs Tight Miniskirt Adidas NEO Collection Ad
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    Dear potential terrorists: you can’t bomb marathons that look this good.

  31. Miranda Kerr Topless Cleavage Banana Instagram
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    Hello? Yes, this is model.

  32. Danny DeVito White Hair Scruffy Beard Drunk Jimmy Kimmel Live
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    They say money isn’t everything, but then I see Danny DeVito and I think, “Money may not be everything, but it sure as hell helps even things out”.

  33. Justin Bieber Shirtless Leather Drop Crotch Pants
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    I’d say testicular cancer, but, well, you know.

  34. Rose Byrne No Makeup
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    Breakfast at Whatever the Hell Park Bench I Just Woke Up On.

  35. Willem Dafoe El Hormiguero
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    Madame Tussauds did a good job!

  36. Joanna Krupa Butt Underwear Romain Zago Instagram
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    Oh my god. I just want to bury my face in her crotch. She’s so fucking sexy.

  37. Willem Dafoe El Hormiguero
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    Willem Dafoe w/ the European Winner of the Willem Dafoe look-a-like contest.

  38. Joanna Krupa Butt Underwear Romain Zago Instagram
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    Ok, it’s clean, no HPV there…..

  39. Rose Byrne No Makeup
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    “OMG… I just realised I’m way to pretty to know how to use this thing”.

  40. Justin Bieber Shirtless Leather Drop Crotch Pants
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    You can only get kicked in the nuts for being a douche so many times before you start to employ protection.

  41. Ireland Baldwin Butt Yoga Pants Instagram
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    “@ralphmacchio i’m gonna put you in a body bag lol #dadthatsajoke”

  42. Kelly Brook Cameltoe Instagram
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    From Krupa to this? It’s gonna be a great night.

  43. Bar Refaeli Butt Bikini Passed Out On Raft In Pool Instagram
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    Why is that man wearing a bikini?

  44. Ireland Baldwin Butt Yoga Pants Instagram
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    Since 17 is legal where I live, and the Federal Government doesn’t exist at the moment (that is how I interpret things), I feel comfortable saying “nice ass”.

  45. Vanessa Paradis Huge Gap In Teeth Chanel Show Fashion Week Paris
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    In later years, his closest friends simply found it sad that none of them had the courage to confront Nosferatu in regards to his meth addiction.

  46. Miranda Kerr Topless Cleavage Banana Instagram
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    Hot naked chick uses banana as phone…entire internet disappointed.

  47. Jason Ritter Kill Your Darlings Screening
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    If you’re going to wear a tie, button your top button you fucking sloppy bastard. I know your dad died, but that’s no excuse.

  48. Aaron Paul High Five Wife Lauren Parsekian
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    Hopefully a preview of the Chappelle-esque meltdown he experiences after 65 thousand people yell “blank blank blank, bitch” at him.

  49. Aaron Paul High Five Wife Lauren Parsekian
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    He seems awfully happy for an unemployed guy.

    (just kidding, he’s got mad work lined up)

  50. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Yoga Pants
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    Le Meuh!

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