The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 10.1.13

October 1st, 2013 // 371 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed which once again draws pretty heavily on Instagram, because if there’s anything those guys over there have figured out, it’s filters. We just can’t get enough of those perfectly shaped, artfully clever (The banana is a penis, get it?), and sometimes questionably legal filters. There’s a bunch of other shit too, but none of it’s socially acceptable porn, so why even mention it?

Jason Ritter knows what I’m talking about,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Joanna Krupa Naked With Dog Laying On Couch Instagram
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    Doggy style.

  2. Shawn Johnson Muscular Legs Minidress 28th Annual Great Sports Legends Dinner To Benefit The Buoniconti Fund To Cure Paralysis
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    Shawn Johnson at the Miss Fisher Price Contest.

  3. Miranda Kerr Topless Cleavage Banana Instagram
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    Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring….banana phone.

  4. Ireland Baldwin Butt Yoga Pants Instagram
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    Listen, you’ve got to hand it to her – she knows what her best asset is and she works it. It’s exceptionally rare for a 17-year-old celebutard to to know that her face is “iffy” at best.

  5. Vanessa Paradis Huge Gap In Teeth Chanel Show Fashion Week Paris
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    Home Alone 5: Alone in Mommy’s Boudior.

  6. Danny DeVito White Hair Scruffy Beard Drunk Jimmy Kimmel Live
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    Worst. Prosthetic Arm. Ever.

  7. Miranda Kerr Topless Cleavage Banana Instagram
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    She looks like the Choo Choo Soul Alphabet chick. Note: this is a very obscure reference that mostly just pleases me.

  8. Kelly Brook Cameltoe Instagram
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    The only woman alive that could ever make a camel-toe classy.

  9. Rebel Wilson Cat Shirt Plaid Stretch Pants
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    “Hey, my eyes are right here.”

  10. Shawn Johnson Muscular Legs Minidress 28th Annual Great Sports Legends Dinner To Benefit The Buoniconti Fund To Cure Paralysis
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    Holy thighs Batman.

  11. Selena Gomez Butt Legs Tight Miniskirt Adidas NEO Collection Ad
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    “Mirror, mirror on the wall…
    Who dated the stupidest person of all?”

  12. Simon Cowell Cut On Forehead Baby Mama Lauren Silverman
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    All that money and the poor guy can’t afford buttons.

  13. Ireland Baldwin Butt Yoga Pants Instagram
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    Flying sidekick to Invisible Dad. There is no defense!

  14. Liam Hemsworth Thumbs Up
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    ‘See? You know that you do when you are single? You go out and by whatever the fuck you want without getting a second opinion.’

  15. Justin Bieber Shirtless Leather Drop Crotch Pants
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    I thought the man with the 100 pound scrotum was cured.

  16. Justin Bieber Shirtless Leather Drop Crotch Pants
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    “Look at me! I’m a Minotaur!”

  17. Willem Dafoe El Hormiguero
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    Why is my masturbation puppet on Spanish television?

  18. Joanna Krupa Butt Underwear Romain Zago Instagram
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    I see his point, I would have posted that pic too.

  19. Selena Gomez Butt Legs Tight Miniskirt Adidas NEO Collection Ad
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    Why no mirror on the floor, so I can see up her skirt?

  20. Willem Dafoe El Hormiguero
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    The post-nuclear holocaust puppet gets me every time.

  21. Rebel Wilson Cat Shirt Plaid Stretch Pants
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    She has a huge pussy.

  22. Justin Bieber Shirtless Leather Drop Crotch Pants
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    I bet Bieber can shit his pants all day and never fill those things up!

  23. Kelly Brook Cameltoe Instagram
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    Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike!
    What toe is it?

  24. Willem Dafoe El Hormiguero
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    That is one creeepy-ass looking muppet! And the one with the antenna is weird looking too.

  25. Joanna Krupa Butt Underwear Romain Zago Instagram
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    God I hate him for this. HATE HIM. HATE HIM. HATE HIM.

  26. Willem Dafoe El Hormiguero
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    What is up with these wacky euro shows with puppets and polka bands and shit. Don’t they know how to make good TV…like get a camera and follow some random swamp dwelling duck hunter’s wives of american pawn shop real estate flippers as they all sit in a room on an island in Orange County and cook food made from weird ingredients.

  27. Rose Byrne No Makeup
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    I think maybe she flipped ahead and saw Romain Zago’s tweet.

  28. Joanna Krupa Butt Underwear Romain Zago Instagram
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    Who is taking this photo?

  29. Kelly Brook Cameltoe Instagram
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    Nice gunt.

  30. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Yoga Pants
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    She’s finally in a country where she can poop in the street.

  31. Miranda Kerr Topless Cleavage Banana Instagram
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    No wonder I haven’t gotten a call back from Miranda, dumb bitch has been using a fucking banana instead of a phone!

  32. Rebel Wilson Cat Shirt Plaid Stretch Pants
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    Hi! I’m boisterous and the life of the party all the time!!! LOL!!!

  33. Ireland Baldwin Butt Yoga Pants Instagram
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    That’s right. Stay fit and sexy, baby. I love your flexibility.

  34. Liam Hemsworth Thumbs Up
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    “No baby. Whoopee!”

  35. Kate Gosselin Crazy Eyes The Marilyn Denis Show
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    Fuck you, Canada, and your free fucking health care – now we’re even!

  36. Bar Refaeli Butt Bikini Passed Out On Raft In Pool Instagram
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    Just think, earlier that day she was slathering suntan lotion on that ass.

  37. Miranda Kerr Topless Cleavage Banana Instagram
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    Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?!

  38. Khloe Kardashian Huge Bubble Butt Tight Pants
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    Every square inch of thread on those pants is hanging on for dear life.

  39. Kelly Brook Cameltoe Instagram
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    See Khloe, this is how you do white bottoms with a black stripe.

  40. Khloe Kardashian Huge Bubble Butt Tight Pants
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    It’s big and gross, same as always.

  41. Ashley Greene Butt Yoga Pants
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    Time to spend some sparkle dollars on some sparkle Crest

  42. Rebel Wilson Cat Shirt Plaid Stretch Pants
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    That cat’s got quite the Neanderthal brow.

  43. Joanna Krupa Naked With Dog Laying On Couch Instagram
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    Lucky dog.

  44. Miley Cyrus Topless Cleavage MTV Promo Instagram
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    Will someone tell him to get back on my paint can and/or put his finger back in the dyke

    …oh that came out wrong.

  45. Kelly Brook Cameltoe Instagram
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    A body I’d describe as ‘generous’.

    Which is a compliment, believe me.

  46. Danny DeVito White Hair Scruffy Beard Drunk Jimmy Kimmel Live
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    5 foot 2, 68 years old, 50 pounds overweight, this is what he looks like, and he’s pulling in more hot broads than any 10 of us combined. Chalk it up to the monster dong, I guess.

  47. Ashley Greene Butt Yoga Pants
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    Like everyone else, she can’t find a fucking quarter for the cart.

  48. Miranda Kerr Topless Cleavage Banana Instagram
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    The things I can do to you with that banana, girl.

  49. Bar Refaeli Butt Bikini Passed Out On Raft In Pool Instagram
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    Dammit, the rufies are kicking in, and I’m stuck at work.

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