The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 10.1.13

October 1st, 2013 // 371 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed which once again draws pretty heavily on Instagram, because if there’s anything those guys over there have figured out, it’s filters. We just can’t get enough of those perfectly shaped, artfully clever (The banana is a penis, get it?), and sometimes questionably legal filters. There’s a bunch of other shit too, but none of it’s socially acceptable porn, so why even mention it?

Jason Ritter knows what I’m talking about,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Aaron Paul High Five Wife Lauren Parsekian
    JC
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    Pirouette, bitch!

  2. Selena Gomez Butt Legs Tight Miniskirt Adidas NEO Collection Ad
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    Is the moose pelt a sign that she’s back with Beiber?

  3. Justin Bieber Shirtless Leather Drop Crotch Pants
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Well, it finally makes some sense. Who could walk the Great Wall of China in those pants?

    • Oh No, It's G. Zimm-man!

      I think the most important question that could be posed, especially on this site, would be: “Why in the fuck are the American Apparrel models so buck-ass ugly?”.

  4. Justin Bieber Shirtless Leather Drop Crotch Pants
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    are those the sort of pants the cool kids wear these days?

  5. Shawn Johnson Muscular Legs Minidress 28th Annual Great Sports Legends Dinner To Benefit The Buoniconti Fund To Cure Paralysis
    dontkillthemessenger
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    That finally answers the question of what Emmitt Smith would look like if he was a cute, young blond.

  6. Justin Bieber Shirtless Leather Drop Crotch Pants
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    Kid looks like he’s in good shape, but he needs to keep up on his aerobics; maybe run some steps or something…

  7. Bar Refaeli Butt Bikini Passed Out On Raft In Pool Instagram
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    crime scene photos are hot.

  8. Justin Bieber Shirtless Leather Drop Crotch Pants
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    Those pants make him look like a capacitor.

  9. Justin Bieber Shirtless Leather Drop Crotch Pants
    cc
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    The pants, being carried up the stairs…it all makes sense now. He has elephantiasis of the nuts.

  10. Jason Ritter Kill Your Darlings Screening
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    I saw the thumbnail and thought, “Wow, this guy looks a lot like John Ritter!” Then I saw the caption. So maybe I *can* see family resemblances after all.

    Sorry. I have nothing snarky to say here.

  11. Justin Bieber Shirtless Leather Drop Crotch Pants
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    Is it Hammer Time already? I forget to set my alarm for douche o’clock.

  12. Danny DeVito White Hair Scruffy Beard Drunk Jimmy Kimmel Live
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    $5 says this pic was snapped under a bridge.

  13. Willem Dafoe El Hormiguero
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    Dave Foley’s slightly more-grizzled brother.

  14. Ireland Baldwin Butt Yoga Pants Instagram
    cc
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    Due to the government being shut down and all, I’ll say it. I’d bang the hell out of this little nubile. Haha, suck it NSA! You aren’t even getting paid!

  15. Justin Bieber Shirtless Leather Drop Crotch Pants
    TooCoo
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    Sure, anybody could batwing that well if their balls hadn’t already descended.

  16. Stephen Moyer Kissing Male Friend On Mouth Eating Hot Dog
    cc
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    Smell…see they put onions on mine.

  17. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Yoga Pants
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    “MON DIEU! LE GRAN DERRIÈRE!”

  18. Joanna Krupa Naked With Dog Laying On Couch Instagram
    cc
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    ‘Nope, no cadavers here, but I am going to nose around that tunnel a second time just to be sure’

  19. Vanessa Paradis Huge Gap In Teeth Chanel Show Fashion Week Paris
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    “MON DIEU! LES DENTS DU BONHEUR!”

  20. Kelly Brook Cameltoe Instagram
    TooCoo
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    If that’s only the toe, that camel must be 100′ tall!

  21. Justin Bieber Shirtless Leather Drop Crotch Pants
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    MC Hammer wants his pants back.:
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hammer_pants

  22. Khloe Kardashian Huge Bubble Butt Tight Pants
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    “MON DIEU! LE WOOKIEE!”

  23. Joanna Krupa Naked With Dog Laying On Couch Instagram
    Paully Boston Baby!
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    Can someone please explain to me how this chic got married…AND THEN BECAME A HUGE WHORE!!!!

  24. Ireland Baldwin Butt Yoga Pants Instagram
    bob
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    does this rich bitch do anything besides lounging around beaches and hot tubs? Daddys money goes a long way to be doing nothing productive I guess.

  25. Ireland Baldwin Butt Yoga Pants Instagram
    May Johner
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    This is the first time I’ve been attracted to a rude, thoughtless little pig!

  26. Miranda Kerr Topless Cleavage Banana Instagram
    cc
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    Ah yes, the bellhop fantasy…a classic of the genre.

  27. Miley Cyrus Topless Cleavage MTV Promo Instagram
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    Is it a bowel movement?

  28. Justin Bieber Shirtless Leather Drop Crotch Pants
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    It’s like one half of a wing suit… For girls…

  29. Joanna Krupa Butt Underwear Romain Zago Instagram
    Paully Boston Baby!
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    Ok, gotcha. Her husband is making her a whore. Good work dude, good work!

  30. Joanna Krupa Naked With Dog Laying On Couch Instagram
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    That dog’s face says it all: I smell fish. Lots and lots of fish…. And whore…

  31. Aaron Paul High Five Wife Lauren Parsekian
    cc
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    They are going out for the night.

  32. Kate Gosselin Crazy Eyes The Marilyn Denis Show
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    I swear I read that as The Marilyn Penis show…

  33. Simon Cowell Cut On Forehead Baby Mama Lauren Silverman
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    There is something seriously wrong when he shows more cleavage than his female companion…

  34. Vanessa Paradis Huge Gap In Teeth Chanel Show Fashion Week Paris
    renotastic
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    Fall into Le Gap!

  35. Selena Gomez Butt Legs Tight Miniskirt Adidas NEO Collection Ad
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    The skirt is too long.

  36. Justin Bieber Shirtless Leather Drop Crotch Pants
    Alison
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    Are these the leather jogging pants that Kanye was talking about?

  37. Vanessa Paradis Huge Gap In Teeth Chanel Show Fashion Week Paris
    CptCreep
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    Ooooooo…. Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

  38. Kate Gosselin Crazy Eyes The Marilyn Denis Show
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    Meh. I’d do ‘er.

  39. Joanna Krupa Butt Underwear Romain Zago Instagram
    catapostrophe
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    Treat her like a lady–do the best you can do.
    You gotta treat her like a lady, and she’ll give in to you.

  40. Liam Hemsworth Thumbs Up
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    Ahh the universal “Crazy bitch is gone and I’m ok again” symbol. Classic…

  41. Joanna Krupa Naked With Dog Laying On Couch Instagram
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    At first glance, I thought the camera man was pointing a silenced .45 at her.

  42. Selena Gomez Butt Legs Tight Miniskirt Adidas NEO Collection Ad
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    This is from her new campaign, “I’d rather wear fur, than date Justin Bieber”.

  43. Justin Bieber Shirtless Leather Drop Crotch Pants
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    Don’t hurt ‘em Hammer. Bieber. Whatever.

  44. Kate Gosselin Crazy Eyes The Marilyn Denis Show
    cc
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    Paucity: /ˈpôsitē/ The presence of something only in small or insufficient quantities or amounts; scarcity. As in ‘Marilyn’s show was doomed by the paucity of interesting guests.’

  45. Ireland Baldwin Butt Yoga Pants Instagram
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    Sorry, no amount of exercise or yoga on the beach is going to fix the face.

  46. Simon Cowell Cut On Forehead Baby Mama Lauren Silverman
    cc
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    TWO packs of menthol Kools…he’s not fucking around.

  47. Stephen Moyer Kissing Male Friend On Mouth Eating Hot Dog
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    Is that a hot dog in your hand or are ya just glad to see me?

  48. Selena Gomez Butt Legs Tight Miniskirt Adidas NEO Collection Ad
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    It’s the hottest new item for 12 year old girls this Christmas.

  49. Joanna Krupa Butt Underwear Romain Zago Instagram
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    Is this a Gorga “date night” re-enactment?

  50. Miranda Kerr Topless Cleavage Banana Instagram
    right
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    30 minute skype. You, me & this banana.

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