Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed which draws heavily from last night’s premiere of Gangster Squad, because a.) Sean Penn, who is apparently an old leather purse now, was there, and b.) Nick Nolte showed up shitfaced in a silk bathrobe, so how does the entire paparazzi not show up for that? We also scraped up Pamela Anderson taking the Lindsay Lohan’s Blowin’ For Blow Tour™ of London and this JWoww pic that will inspire a new video claiming yet another conspiracy — to photoshop her face this time — making it seem like it’s full of Play-doh and butt fat.
Today’s Final Five, I just, I don’t…I blame Hammered-Drunk, Kimono-Wearing Nolte again,
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AH’LL LICK YER TOENAIL FER A DOLLAH.
“Oh yeah, still got it!”
Suddenly, Snooki realized why she never placed in the Katherine Helmond lookalike contest.
Sadly, I thought this was Emannuelle Chiriqui.
And then I discoverd that these were bigger than I am tall.
Troy Polamalu needs to get back into game-shape.
Isn;’t that the same face Jack Nicholson had in Batman?
With my eyes squinted, I see no difference between her and Aubrey O’Day in this photo.
The convergence of Snooki and Aguilera will produce a quantum singularity…of poop.
Sean…allow me to point out the distinction between ‘laughing at you’ and ‘laughing with you’.
Love the hair dude.
Sad Wilmer.
No movie is more terrifying than Tarantino’s face.
Negro, please.
The face that launched a thousand sailors running the other way.
shouldn’t that be “lunched” on a thousand sailors?
“Yes, it is true, I have an eight inch penis.”
Last time I saw someone dressed like this, they were eating cold creamed corn out of the can with their fingers.
Tattooed and bloody Jesus makes me sad.
I saw her on display…on The Planet of the Apes.
Come to think of it, I haven’t been to Arby’s in years.
perfect tag along the one above
I say, old chap, lets gather up our Holland & Holland shotguns and go after some upland game.
Those London alleys are rough on your pantyhose.
I hear he’s up to play Jack Sparrow’s son in the next Pirate’s movie. Or uncle. Could go either way.
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Totally.
He went to London when he heard there was a sale on Hep C vaginas.
Her fake eyelashes are ridiculous.
Susan Powter is not stopping the insanity anymore.
Oh? Your mom’s there? Want to call me back when she goes to bed? … okay, if it’s before 10.. I get it.. that’s your bedtime.. k. call me back.. bye.
The good, old motivational boot in the ass.
jaysus sean, maybe rub some of the hair grease on , oh fuck it just buy some shampoo already.
Ah yes, proving that I can be dying from the flu and see a woman that makes feel even less horny.
He annoys me but….animal testing is pretty abominable.
she needs to get her $$ back from the face Dr.
Saw him at the tranny dinner club.
I am just afraid of that there vag area
afraid.
I almost commented a few pics back that Tarantino might be the ugliest guy in Hollywood, BAM immediately proved wrong!
Awww, guys kick you out of the band again?
Has anyone seen my coke wizard?
“Hello ! YES this is the holder of the remarkable penis, I’ll see if the penis can speak with you now….”
They make adult/baby-car seats? Good for him being able to see out of the rear window now!
Neat trick is that she can tuck her nips into her belly button.
THIS is what happens after prolonged exposure to Madonna’s snatch.
Even Kenny Rogers lurking in the background is afraid to get too close.
Mama Goldie’s packing a log.
Ugh. He used to be so hot…
She’s got that “boozy skank” look pretty well nailed down.
PETA continues to bring us intelligent posters featuring the world’s top celebrities.
Wonder if he’s calling MTV to cast him on True Life: I Want Calf Implants
His charity work involves him hanging out at local convenience stores and buying teenagers beer and cigarettes.
Hey Morrisey! Sing us a song!