The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 1.8.13

January 8th, 2013 // 281 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed which draws heavily from last night’s premiere of Gangster Squad, because a.) Sean Penn, who is apparently an old leather purse now, was there, and b.) Nick Nolte showed up shitfaced in a silk bathrobe, so how does the entire paparazzi not show up for that? We also scraped up Pamela Anderson taking the Lindsay Lohan’s Blowin’ For Blow Tour™ of London and this JWoww pic that will inspire a new video claiming yet another conspiracy — to photoshop her face this time — making it seem like it’s full of Play-doh and butt fat.

Today’s Final Five, I just, I don’t…I blame Hammered-Drunk, Kimono-Wearing Nolte again,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Quentin Tarantino Django Unchained Premiere
    Fuckstick
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    AH’LL LICK YER TOENAIL FER A DOLLAH.

  2. Snooki Cleavage Extra
    snookys_brain
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    “Oh yeah, still got it!”

  3. Snooki Cleavage Extra
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    Suddenly, Snooki realized why she never placed in the Katherine Helmond lookalike contest.

  4. JWoww Swollen Face Extra
    Michael
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    Sadly, I thought this was Emannuelle Chiriqui.

  5. Snooki Cleavage Extra
    Mickey01232000
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    And then I discoverd that these were bigger than I am tall.

  6. Tracy DiMarco Cleavage Minidress Out Magazine Shoot
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    Troy Polamalu needs to get back into game-shape.

  7. JWoww Swollen Face Extra
    Mickey01232000
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    Isn;’t that the same face Jack Nicholson had in Batman?

  8. Snooki Cleavage Extra
    Esteban
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    With my eyes squinted, I see no difference between her and Aubrey O’Day in this photo.

  9. Snooki Cleavage Extra
    cc
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    The convergence of Snooki and Aguilera will produce a quantum singularity…of poop.

  10. Josh Brolin Yellow Teeth Sean Penn Dark Tan Gangster Squad Premiere
    cc
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    Sean…allow me to point out the distinction between ‘laughing at you’ and ‘laughing with you’.

  11. Pamela Anderson Drunk Ripped Pantyhose
    cc
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    Love the hair dude.

  12. Wilmer Valderrama Shirtless Bathing Suit Talking On Cell Phone
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    Sad Wilmer.

  13. Quentin Tarantino Django Unchained Premiere
    popwilleatitself
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    No movie is more terrifying than Tarantino’s face.

  14. Christoph Waltz Django Unchained Premiere
    Mike Walker
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    Negro, please.

  15. JWoww Swollen Face Extra
    Joe Blow
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    The face that launched a thousand sailors running the other way.

  16. Wilmer Valderrama Shirtless Bathing Suit Talking On Cell Phone
    Joe Blow
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    “Yes, it is true, I have an eight inch penis.”

  17. Emma Stone Gangster Squad Premiere
    cc
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    Last time I saw someone dressed like this, they were eating cold creamed corn out of the can with their fingers.

  18. Dave Navarro Naked Bloody Peta Ad
    Joe Blow
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    Tattooed and bloody Jesus makes me sad.

  19. Tracy DiMarco Cleavage Minidress Out Magazine Shoot
    cc
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    I saw her on display…on The Planet of the Apes.

  20. Goldie Hawn Cameltoe Yoga Pants Fur Hood
    cc
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    Come to think of it, I haven’t been to Arby’s in years.

  21. Billy Zane Turtleneck Blazer Gangster Squad Premiere
    cc
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    I say, old chap, lets gather up our Holland & Holland shotguns and go after some upland game.

  22. Pamela Anderson Drunk Ripped Pantyhose
    oldfool
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    Those London alleys are rough on your pantyhose.

  23. Josh Brolin Yellow Teeth Sean Penn Dark Tan Gangster Squad Premiere
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    I hear he’s up to play Jack Sparrow’s son in the next Pirate’s movie. Or uncle. Could go either way.

  24. Jeremy Piven With Embarassed Woman In Limo
    oldfool
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    He went to London when he heard there was a sale on Hep C vaginas.

  25. JWoww Swollen Face Extra
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    Her fake eyelashes are ridiculous.

  26. Kerry Katona Cleavage Mohawk
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    Susan Powter is not stopping the insanity anymore.

  27. Wilmer Valderrama Shirtless Bathing Suit Talking On Cell Phone
    baked
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    Oh? Your mom’s there? Want to call me back when she goes to bed? … okay, if it’s before 10.. I get it.. that’s your bedtime.. k. call me back.. bye.

  28. Serena Williams Nike Training Club Workout
    cc
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    The good, old motivational boot in the ass.

  29. Josh Brolin Yellow Teeth Sean Penn Dark Tan Gangster Squad Premiere
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    jaysus sean, maybe rub some of the hair grease on , oh fuck it just buy some shampoo already.

  30. Kerry Katona Cleavage Mohawk
    cc
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    Ah yes, proving that I can be dying from the flu and see a woman that makes feel even less horny.

  31. Dave Navarro Naked Bloody Peta Ad
    cc
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    He annoys me but….animal testing is pretty abominable.

  32. JWoww Swollen Face Extra
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    she needs to get her $$ back from the face Dr.

  33. Tracy DiMarco Cleavage Minidress Out Magazine Shoot
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    Saw him at the tranny dinner club.

  34. Goldie Hawn Cameltoe Yoga Pants Fur Hood
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    I am just afraid of that there vag area
    afraid.

  35. Dave Navarro Naked Bloody Peta Ad
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    I almost commented a few pics back that Tarantino might be the ugliest guy in Hollywood, BAM immediately proved wrong!

  36. Dave Navarro Naked Bloody Peta Ad
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    Awww, guys kick you out of the band again?

  37. Quentin Tarantino Django Unchained Premiere
    Fishballs
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    Has anyone seen my coke wizard?

  38. Wilmer Valderrama Shirtless Bathing Suit Talking On Cell Phone
    Throb the Wonder Mule
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    “Hello ! YES this is the holder of the remarkable penis, I’ll see if the penis can speak with you now….”

  39. Jeremy Piven With Embarassed Woman In Limo
    !GTFO!
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    They make adult/baby-car seats? Good for him being able to see out of the rear window now!

  40. Snooki Cleavage Extra
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    Neat trick is that she can tuck her nips into her belly button.

  41. Josh Brolin Yellow Teeth Sean Penn Dark Tan Gangster Squad Premiere
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    THIS is what happens after prolonged exposure to Madonna’s snatch.

  42. Nick Nolte Red Face Kimono Ganster Squad Premiere
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    Even Kenny Rogers lurking in the background is afraid to get too close.

  43. Goldie Hawn Cameltoe Yoga Pants Fur Hood
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    Mama Goldie’s packing a log.

  44. Billy Zane Turtleneck Blazer Gangster Squad Premiere
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    Ugh. He used to be so hot…

  45. Pamela Anderson Drunk Ripped Pantyhose
    lawn
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    She’s got that “boozy skank” look pretty well nailed down.

  46. Dave Navarro Naked Bloody Peta Ad
    lawn
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    PETA continues to bring us intelligent posters featuring the world’s top celebrities.

  47. Wilmer Valderrama Shirtless Bathing Suit Talking On Cell Phone
    PrincessConsuelaBananaHammock
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    Wonder if he’s calling MTV to cast him on True Life: I Want Calf Implants

  48. Josh Brolin Yellow Teeth Sean Penn Dark Tan Gangster Squad Premiere
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    His charity work involves him hanging out at local convenience stores and buying teenagers beer and cigarettes.

  49. Pamela Anderson Drunk Ripped Pantyhose
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    Hey Morrisey! Sing us a song!

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