The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 1.8.13

January 8th, 2013 // 281 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed which draws heavily from last night’s premiere of Gangster Squad, because a.) Sean Penn, who is apparently an old leather purse now, was there, and b.) Nick Nolte showed up shitfaced in a silk bathrobe, so how does the entire paparazzi not show up for that? We also scraped up Pamela Anderson taking the Lindsay Lohan’s Blowin’ For Blow Tour™ of London and this JWoww pic that will inspire a new video claiming yet another conspiracy — to photoshop her face this time — making it seem like it’s full of Play-doh and butt fat.

Today’s Final Five, I just, I don’t…I blame Hammered-Drunk, Kimono-Wearing Nolte again,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Quentin Tarantino Django Unchained Premiere
    B&WMinstrel
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    The guy behind actually has a chin. But it’s hiding until Tarantino’s gone.

  2. Goldie Hawn Cameltoe Yoga Pants Fur Hood
    Cock Dr
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    What more proof do you need that it is folly to wear Depends undergarments beneath leggings?

  3. Billy Zane Turtleneck Blazer Gangster Squad Premiere
    B&WMinstrel
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    ♫ The hills are alive….

  4. Vince Vaughn Sad Notre Dame Clothes BCS Championship Game
    Buddy The Elf
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    NoDefense

  5. Josh Brolin Yellow Teeth Sean Penn Dark Tan Gangster Squad Premiere
    B&WMinstrel
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    “Bam Bam Bam. Blows away the whole front row. Fuckin’ Hilarious”

  6. Emma Stone Gangster Squad Premiere
    Animal
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    I see an old Bette Davis in her future, and that ain’t pretty.

  7. Jeremy Piven With Embarassed Woman In Limo
    B&WMinstrel
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    They say that late at night in the lonely and deserted career of Jeremy Piven you can see Redcoats

  8. Quentin Tarantino Django Unchained Premiere
    CrashHell
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    “What happened, QT? Did yer balls drop off?”

  9. Serena Williams Nike Training Club Workout
    Animal
    Commented on this photo:

    Thanks for not posting the pic the pictured photographer is snapping.

  10. Dave Navarro Naked Bloody Peta Ad
    Animal
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    That’s one butt-ugly woman!

  11. Tracy DiMarco Cleavage Minidress Out Magazine Shoot
    Deacon Jones
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    Ive seen some whores in my time, but this one takes the cake

  12. Snooki Cleavage Extra
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    I’m not going to lie. I would fuck Snooki. With a condom of course. I like short girls. And she’s a lot more athletic than her figure would let you believe.

  13. Christoph Waltz Django Unchained Premiere
    Deacon Jones
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    “….You did NOT just walk into this room with a “Dunkin Donuts” coffee…….did you?”

  14. Josh Brolin Yellow Teeth Sean Penn Dark Tan Gangster Squad Premiere
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    He looks like he’s been walking through the desert for a week.

  15. Jeremy Piven With Embarassed Woman In Limo
    Beer Baron
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    Wasn’t he bald just a few years ago…

  16. Pamela Anderson Drunk Ripped Pantyhose
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    To her left, you’ll notice that the Charlie Sheen clone was opened before he was ripe, he looks about 15 here.

  17. Wilmer Valderrama Shirtless Bathing Suit Talking On Cell Phone
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    “What? No, I’m looking down at it right now, if hasn’t fallen off. Yes I’m sure. Ok Lindsey, good talking to you.”

  18. Snooki Cleavage Extra
    Toe Jam
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    If I was a guy, I’d fuck these too.

  19. Josh Brolin Yellow Teeth Sean Penn Dark Tan Gangster Squad Premiere
    Toe Jam
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    ANGEL EYES!!!! YOU SON OF A B ****AH YEE AH YEE AAAAHHHH!!!****

  20. Pamela Anderson Drunk Ripped Pantyhose
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    Adam Lambert is part of her entourage? At least he’s working.

  21. Pamela Anderson Drunk Ripped Pantyhose
    Toe Jam
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    I’ve seen that look before, from my ex-wife…I’m going to fuck you blind…or…I’m going to take all the money in the divorce. Needless to say…I’m living in a van down by the river today.

  22. Emma Stone Gangster Squad Premiere
    Toe Jam
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    I’ve seen that look before, from my ex-wife…I’m going to fuck you blind…or…I’m going to take all the money in the divorce. Needless to say…I’m living in a van down by the river today.

  23. Nick Nolte Red Face Kimono Ganster Squad Premiere
    Toe Jam
    Commented on this photo:

    …because Green Lantern is powerless against yellow. Nuff said.

  24. Emma Stone Gangster Squad Premiere
    anonym
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    She looks like a cabbage patch kid here. Her face is so short.

  25. JWoww Swollen Face Extra
    Toe Jam
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    J-Cow?

  26. Tracy DiMarco Cleavage Minidress Out Magazine Shoot
    Toe Jam
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    Dont move…dont move…it can sense motion.

  27. Nick Nolte Red Face Kimono Ganster Squad Premiere
    Commented on this photo:

    What does Ernest Hemingway have to do with gangsters? Hollywood has run out of even shitty ideas.

  28. Goldie Hawn Cameltoe Yoga Pants Fur Hood
    Tad Bit Tipsy
    Commented on this photo:

    Mmm…. Beef n Chedda!

  29. Kerry Katona Cleavage Mohawk
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Why is the site now so twitchy?

  30. Christoph Waltz Django Unchained Premiere
    Toe Jam
    Commented on this photo:

    “Answer the question, or I’m bringing in The Bear Jew.
    Donnie, I got a German here who wants to die for country…oblige him!”

  31. Goldie Hawn Cameltoe Yoga Pants Fur Hood
    Toe Jam
    Commented on this photo:

    I love me some vintage, saggy camel toe…nothing tastes sweeter!

  32. Emma Stone Gangster Squad Premiere
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    She’s talented and beautiful. Let’s hope she doesn’t go all Lindsay Lohan on us in the future.

  33. Billy Zane Turtleneck Blazer Gangster Squad Premiere
    Toe Jam
    Commented on this photo:

    I have done ‘The Scorpin King 3: Battle of Redemption’…does it look like I give a fuck?

  34. Mireille Enos Butt Tight Dress Gangster Squad Premiere
    Toe Jam
    Commented on this photo:

    Eagle claw on dead husbands ashes…run!!

  35. Quentin Tarantino Django Unchained Premiere
    Toe Jam
    Commented on this photo:

    JOKER PHOTOBOMB….priceless!

  36. Josh Brolin Yellow Teeth Sean Penn Dark Tan Gangster Squad Premiere
    Just me dude
    Commented on this photo:

    seriously…what the fuck dude. What.the.fuck.is.wrong.with.your.face. Do you not own a mirror? Or have any viable lighting nearby?

  37. Serena Williams Nike Training Club Workout
    Toe Jam
    Commented on this photo:

    I like sweaty pussy…keep it up girls.

  38. Snooki Cleavage Extra
    tlmck
    Commented on this photo:

    This is crap I could have missed.

  39. Snooki Cleavage Extra
    tlmck
    Commented on this photo:

    This is crap I would not mind missing..

  40. JWoww Swollen Face Extra
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    Whose mom is this?

  41. Jeremy Piven With Embarassed Woman In Limo
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    “Crap, I hope they don’t get a picture of my face with this d-bag. I really need that rent money though.”

  42. JWoww Swollen Face Extra
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    Not bad at all. It’s definitely a step up from the closed mouth smile she’s always sporting.

  43. Jeremy Piven With Embarassed Woman In Limo
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    That’s the look of a man who just got caught getting a blowjob in his car.

  44. Tracy DiMarco Cleavage Minidress Out Magazine Shoot
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    No. Just. No.

  45. Goldie Hawn Cameltoe Yoga Pants Fur Hood
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m in the mood for a roast beef sandwich all of a sudden.

  46. Billy Zane Turtleneck Blazer Gangster Squad Premiere
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    The poster boy for wasted potential.

  47. Mireille Enos Butt Tight Dress Gangster Squad Premiere
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    I bet that thing in her hand is full of cocaine.

  48. Wilmer Valderrama Shirtless Bathing Suit Talking On Cell Phone
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    He loves his girls until they turn 18 and become legally disgusting.

  49. Dave Navarro Naked Bloody Peta Ad
    Commented on this photo:

    Why is it that everytime I see a PETA ad, I’m eating meat? It definitely makes the meat taste better, so I don’t mind.

  50. Kerry Katona Cleavage Mohawk
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    Why does this woman have Coco’s ass on her chest?

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