Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed which draws heavily from last night’s premiere of Gangster Squad, because a.) Sean Penn, who is apparently an old leather purse now, was there, and b.) Nick Nolte showed up shitfaced in a silk bathrobe, so how does the entire paparazzi not show up for that? We also scraped up Pamela Anderson taking the Lindsay Lohan’s Blowin’ For Blow Tour™ of London and this JWoww pic that will inspire a new video claiming yet another conspiracy — to photoshop her face this time — making it seem like it’s full of Play-doh and butt fat.
Today’s Final Five, I just, I don’t…I blame Hammered-Drunk, Kimono-Wearing Nolte again,
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OOH! Can I throw rubbing alcohol on him?
Ladies, please review the timeline of Jwow to learn how to ruin a perfectly cute girl with whorish tactics, cosmetic surgery, and drugs.
“I said FEET, not hands!” shouted Quentin, even as his semi-retarded bodyguard lamented (not for the first time) that he wished they could do chin transplants.
Most tattoo ink is created from animal products and many are tested on animals.
PETA isn’t about to let troublesome facts stand in the way of their wildly profitable propaganda machine.
Such a great actor.
One of my favorite actors working today!
Yep, a total badass
That’s a New York pastrami sando in LA.
I’m still surprised he isn’t gay. Not an insult, just an observation.
Who says “Money can’t buy you happiness?”
“Yeah, my apartment has bed bugs. Can I sleep here?”
I wouldn’t mind throwing a titty-fuck her way if she promised not to talk and kept her nether region under wraps.
The Devil visits Andy Cohen to share a laugh.
FINALLY! An outfit she looks good in!
Why.
Somebody let Photo Boy know he bought 25-year old pictures of Brigitte Nielsen.
Either give Sean Penn some lotion or a chainsaw.
This makes me WANT animal testing!
This makes me WANT animal testing!
Anybody seen my paper? Damn paperboy.
” All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I’m fine…”
“Aha ha ha, and then Scarlett asks me if the had the right “dramatic ethos” in her Avengers Romanoff character. I told her to rub my magic nutsack with her left foot to find out.”
I don’t know who Buzzmedia is, but remind me to NEVER EVER let them host my website. Looks like more server problems today.
He looks like he just escaped the nursing home after a fit because they were all out of butterscotch pudding.
I know she’s not been in a movie for a decade, but reduced to begging for change in public parks?
oops wrong pic
Fucking arrow keys
What couldn’t you fit in/up there?
Judging from the look on his face this was taken after the game
All I have to say about that is ROLL…DAMN…TIDE!
Dead camel toe.
He has the molded plastic hair of a Ken doll.
That’s the dumbest comment I’ve ever read. His hair is rubber, not plastic…sheesh…
Well, White Goodman won this one, Pete.
Now we know what would happen if Catherine Zeta-Jones ever got pregnant with Corky from Life Goes On’s child.
loser
starting to look asian
This is one pelvis I would smash to dust
or die trying, I suspect. it’s all good tho.
Layered camel toe.
Never go full banana
And, although he became a world-wide celebrity film director, he never updated his wardrobe from when he worked in the video rental store.
This is what i want Emma Stone’s vag to look like after I’m done with it.
Handy Manny calls Bob the Builder for a little beach side “construction project,” if ya know what I mean.
the bright coat is obviously so no one will trip over him while hes sleeping.
and of course its waterproof just in case it rains while hes asleep.
Also perfect for lounging around the fire under a bridge.
HELL YEAH
Poor Vince. He hasn’t been this glum since reading those reviews for, um, anything he’s been in since Wedding Crashers.
Mi boner es su boner
And this woman is still relevant why? Oh that’s right sites like yours need content, how sad.
Sorry Dave, I need you to pack up your machines and close shop.
Man, those things are fantastic
Sorry, who is this ?
Winning Grand Slam tournaments? There’s an ape for that.
my first thought was “why so cruel?”, then I laughed my head off
People for the Elimination of Tattooed Arseholes? Sign me up.
I can see why they photoshopped off his twig and berries…but what did his left big toe do to deserve the axe?
My candidate for best silver screen Nazi.