The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 1.8.13

January 8th, 2013 // 281 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed which draws heavily from last night’s premiere of Gangster Squad, because a.) Sean Penn, who is apparently an old leather purse now, was there, and b.) Nick Nolte showed up shitfaced in a silk bathrobe, so how does the entire paparazzi not show up for that? We also scraped up Pamela Anderson taking the Lindsay Lohan’s Blowin’ For Blow Tour™ of London and this JWoww pic that will inspire a new video claiming yet another conspiracy — to photoshop her face this time — making it seem like it’s full of Play-doh and butt fat.

Today’s Final Five, I just, I don’t…I blame Hammered-Drunk, Kimono-Wearing Nolte again,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Dave Navarro Naked Bloody Peta Ad
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    OOH! Can I throw rubbing alcohol on him?

  2. JWoww Swollen Face Extra
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    Ladies, please review the timeline of Jwow to learn how to ruin a perfectly cute girl with whorish tactics, cosmetic surgery, and drugs.

  3. Quentin Tarantino Django Unchained Premiere
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    “I said FEET, not hands!” shouted Quentin, even as his semi-retarded bodyguard lamented (not for the first time) that he wished they could do chin transplants.

  4. Dave Navarro Naked Bloody Peta Ad
    Joe
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    Most tattoo ink is created from animal products and many are tested on animals.

  5. Christoph Waltz Django Unchained Premiere
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    Such a great actor.

  6. Goldie Hawn Cameltoe Yoga Pants Fur Hood
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    That’s a New York pastrami sando in LA.

  7. Billy Zane Turtleneck Blazer Gangster Squad Premiere
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    I’m still surprised he isn’t gay. Not an insult, just an observation.

  8. Vince Vaughn Sad Notre Dame Clothes BCS Championship Game
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    Who says “Money can’t buy you happiness?”

  9. Nick Nolte Red Face Kimono Ganster Squad Premiere
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    “Yeah, my apartment has bed bugs. Can I sleep here?”

  10. Josh Brolin Yellow Teeth Sean Penn Dark Tan Gangster Squad Premiere
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    The Devil visits Andy Cohen to share a laugh.

  11. Snooki Cleavage Extra
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    I wouldn’t mind throwing a titty-fuck her way if she promised not to talk and kept her nether region under wraps.

  12. Goldie Hawn Cameltoe Yoga Pants Fur Hood
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    FINALLY! An outfit she looks good in!

  13. Kerry Katona Cleavage Mohawk
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    Why.

  14. Kerry Katona Cleavage Mohawk
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    Somebody let Photo Boy know he bought 25-year old pictures of Brigitte Nielsen.

  15. Josh Brolin Yellow Teeth Sean Penn Dark Tan Gangster Squad Premiere
    EricLr
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    Either give Sean Penn some lotion or a chainsaw.

  16. Serena Williams Nike Training Club Workout
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    This makes me WANT animal testing!

  17. Dave Navarro Naked Bloody Peta Ad
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    This makes me WANT animal testing!

  18. Nick Nolte Red Face Kimono Ganster Squad Premiere
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    Anybody seen my paper? Damn paperboy.

  19. Josh Brolin Yellow Teeth Sean Penn Dark Tan Gangster Squad Premiere
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    ” All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I’m fine…”

  20. Josh Brolin Yellow Teeth Sean Penn Dark Tan Gangster Squad Premiere
    Frank Burns
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    “Aha ha ha, and then Scarlett asks me if the had the right “dramatic ethos” in her Avengers Romanoff character. I told her to rub my magic nutsack with her left foot to find out.”

  21. Snooki Cleavage Extra
    EricLr
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    I don’t know who Buzzmedia is, but remind me to NEVER EVER let them host my website. Looks like more server problems today.

  22. Nick Nolte Red Face Kimono Ganster Squad Premiere
    Netta
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    He looks like he just escaped the nursing home after a fit because they were all out of butterscotch pudding.

  23. Christoph Waltz Django Unchained Premiere
    Frank Burns
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    I know she’s not been in a movie for a decade, but reduced to begging for change in public parks?

  24. Goldie Hawn Cameltoe Yoga Pants Fur Hood
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    What couldn’t you fit in/up there?

  25. Vince Vaughn Sad Notre Dame Clothes BCS Championship Game
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    Judging from the look on his face this was taken after the game

  26. Vince Vaughn Sad Notre Dame Clothes BCS Championship Game
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    All I have to say about that is ROLL…DAMN…TIDE!

  27. Goldie Hawn Cameltoe Yoga Pants Fur Hood
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    Dead camel toe.

  28. Wilmer Valderrama Shirtless Bathing Suit Talking On Cell Phone
    Phoenix
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    He has the molded plastic hair of a Ken doll.

  29. Vince Vaughn Sad Notre Dame Clothes BCS Championship Game
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    Well, White Goodman won this one, Pete.

  30. JWoww Swollen Face Extra
    pipedreamer
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    Now we know what would happen if Catherine Zeta-Jones ever got pregnant with Corky from Life Goes On’s child.

  31. Vince Vaughn Sad Notre Dame Clothes BCS Championship Game
    contusion
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    loser

  32. JWoww Swollen Face Extra
    Tommy T
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    starting to look asian

  33. Emma Stone Gangster Squad Premiere
    DeucePickle
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    This is one pelvis I would smash to dust

  34. Christoph Waltz Django Unchained Premiere
    contusion
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    Layered camel toe.

  35. Nick Nolte Red Face Kimono Ganster Squad Premiere
    B&WMinstrel
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    Never go full banana

  36. Quentin Tarantino Django Unchained Premiere
    contusion
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    And, although he became a world-wide celebrity film director, he never updated his wardrobe from when he worked in the video rental store.

  37. Goldie Hawn Cameltoe Yoga Pants Fur Hood
    DeucePickle
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    This is what i want Emma Stone’s vag to look like after I’m done with it.

  38. Wilmer Valderrama Shirtless Bathing Suit Talking On Cell Phone
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    Handy Manny calls Bob the Builder for a little beach side “construction project,” if ya know what I mean.

  39. Nick Nolte Red Face Kimono Ganster Squad Premiere
    zomgbie
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    the bright coat is obviously so no one will trip over him while hes sleeping.
    and of course its waterproof just in case it rains while hes asleep.

  40. Nick Nolte Red Face Kimono Ganster Squad Premiere
    Cock Dr
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    HELL YEAH

  41. Vince Vaughn Sad Notre Dame Clothes BCS Championship Game
    The Most Interesting
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    Poor Vince. He hasn’t been this glum since reading those reviews for, um, anything he’s been in since Wedding Crashers.

  42. Wilmer Valderrama Shirtless Bathing Suit Talking On Cell Phone
    DeucePickle
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    Mi boner es su boner

  43. Snooki Cleavage Extra
    Demonic1
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    And this woman is still relevant why? Oh that’s right sites like yours need content, how sad.

  44. Dave Navarro Naked Bloody Peta Ad
    contusion
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    Sorry Dave, I need you to pack up your machines and close shop.

  45. Kerry Katona Cleavage Mohawk
    DeucePickle
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    Man, those things are fantastic

  46. Kerry Katona Cleavage Mohawk
    DeucePickle
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    Sorry, who is this ?

  47. Serena Williams Nike Training Club Workout
    B&WMinstrel
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    Winning Grand Slam tournaments? There’s an ape for that.

  48. Dave Navarro Naked Bloody Peta Ad
    B&WMinstrel
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    People for the Elimination of Tattooed Arseholes? Sign me up.

  49. Dave Navarro Naked Bloody Peta Ad
    twiggy
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    I can see why they photoshopped off his twig and berries…but what did his left big toe do to deserve the axe?

  50. Christoph Waltz Django Unchained Premiere
    Cock Dr
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    My candidate for best silver screen Nazi.

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