The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 1.7.14

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, where I’ll take great care not to write anything too offensive, because some of you out there may have personally experienced the tragedies in today’s gallery. Tragedies like paying for your favorite prostitute only to have this old lady show up instead, or being psychologically coerced into a hotel suite shower by Matthew McConaughey. We can all relate to that one. I’d usually say something like this black deputy would probably rather have an entire conversation with white people about The Wire than escort an entitled, rich actor from a five-star restaurant, but somebody out there probably liked Gangster Squad, so I don’t want to step on any toes.

The Superficial: Your Security Blanket Since 1973,

- Photo Boy

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