The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 1.31.12

January 31st, 2012 // 442 Comments

Kardashian Kollection Denim: Because A Sextape Will Give Your Father Cancer

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where we get to see how Vanessa Hudgens reacts to her entourage telling her that she already exhausted Mexico City’s entire drug supply, Russell Brand is already back to banging inanimate objects on stage and calling it stand-up, and Kristen Stewart who apparently has no fear of real life vampires either.

Billy Zane wants to know why you never call your mother back,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Jordan Carver Destiny Danger Lingerie Pillow Fight
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    Bras that might fit my stupendous rack! Need.

  2. Kourtney Kardashian Kim Kardashian Khloe Kardashian Topless
    Mike701
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    OK guys, cancel the next 5 shoots. The Airbrushing alone just put us over budget until Quarter 3 of this year.

  3. LeBron James Helmet Bike Pants
    jeffiner
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    uh…

  4. Tobey Maguire
    jeffiner
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    this guy is minutes away from molesting a child

  5. LJ

    I had to skip right to the “Pillow Fight Models” to try to get the bitter taste left in my mouth from this photo.

  6. Billy Zane
    jeffiner
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    when did billy zane turn 60?

  7. Kourtney Kardashian Kim Kardashian Khloe Kardashian Topless
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    The one in the middle’s got a real ‘Fuck you I built my house out of bricks’ look about her.

  8. LeBron James Helmet Bike Pants
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Apparently, he fell off the bike during the last quarter of the ride.

  9. Vanessa Hudgens Cleavage Journey 2 The Mysterious Island
    jeffiner
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    this can’t be vanessa hudgens. it’s got to be her fatter uglier little sister or something.

  10. Rachel McAdams Legs Minidress
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Will one of these shitty paparazzi bastards just man up already?

    Get us the upskirt pic.

  11. Billy Zane
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    The last job he had was proving the world was round

  12. Rachel McAdams Legs Minidress
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    ‘Scuse me, do you have a tissue?

  13. Kourtney Kardashian Kim Kardashian Khloe Kardashian Topless
    TurboZinger
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    NOBODY puts Wookie in the corner!!!

  14. Matthew Broderick Knit Hat Puffy Jacket
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Hold on a second… I just saw the most amazing stagecoach. She’d love it.

  15. Kourtney Kardashian Kim Kardashian Khloe Kardashian Topless
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    Fun fact: Khloe is actually wearing a pair of Lamar’s jeans. You can tell by looking at the hem.

  16. Ryan Reynolds Safe House
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    From the thumbnail I thought it was the tree frog from ‘Life on Earth’

  17. LeBron James Helmet Bike Pants
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    Maybe he should have spent less time on THE DECISION and more time on not having that facial hair.

  18. Tobey Maguire
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    This is actually Tallulah Willis before hair and make up.

  19. Kristen Stewart Middle Finger Karl Lagerfeld
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    Now we can say we’ve seen emotion from Kristen Stewart, folks, and we don’t like it.

  20. Russell Brand
    devilsrain
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    I smell an overdose coming

  21. Vanessa Hudgens Cleavage Journey 2 The Mysterious Island
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    Wait, I thought YOU knew what the hell this movie was?

  22. Denzel Washington Safe House
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    What’d you say, motherfucker?

  23. Jordan Carver Destiny Danger Lingerie Pillow Fight
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    Yeesh. The face on that one on the right. Dim the lights, at least.

  24. Kristen Stewart Middle Finger Karl Lagerfeld
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    The night the Paris fashion world learned the true meaning of self entitled

  25. Kourtney Kardashian Kim Kardashian Khloe Kardashian Topless
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    I really dislike those kunts.

  26. Kourtney Kardashian Kim Kardashian Khloe Kardashian Topless
    The Winchester
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    Don’t they make denim jackets as well? Shouldn’t someone tell Khloe that?

  27. LeBron James Helmet Bike Pants
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    Shouldn’t they be wearing their helmets tilted to the side? Just sayin’

  28. Vanessa Hudgens Cleavage Journey 2 The Mysterious Island
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    There’s no road back from Cherie Blair country

  29. Tobey Maguire
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    Spider Moobs, Spider Moobs, do whatever Spider Moobs do.

  30. lily

    they photoshopped about 30 pounds off the line bac..i mean khloe. god these women are FUGLYS

  31. Olivia Wilde
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    “This mocha mocha double mocha is good. Those Kardashian broads are on to something.”

  32. Billy Zane
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    Wasn’t this guy on I Love Lucy?

  33. Rachel McAdams Legs Minidress
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    Isn’t this what altar boys wear?

  34. Kourtney Kardashian Kim Kardashian Khloe Kardashian Topless
    Ulis
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    why did they throw they only cute one on the floor and cut her face off?

  35. Ryan Reynolds Safe House
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    “I can still feel Scarlett’s vagina if I do this.”

  36. Matthew Broderick Knit Hat Puffy Jacket
    uncle denial
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    What happened to Abe Froman? My how the sausage king has fallen.

  37. Kourtney Kardashian Kim Kardashian Khloe Kardashian Topless
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    This one photo represents uncounted manhours of preparation. They had to hide Kourtney’s stretch marks and boobjob scars, squeeze Kim’s ass into the jeans, and some poor team of bastards had to capture, sedate, and shave Khloe.

  38. Kristen Stewart Middle Finger Karl Lagerfeld
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    Sooner or later, somebody is going to have to bury Lagerfeld. Hasn’t he been dead since 1996?

  39. Russell Brand
    MisterSuccint
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    “Get that Kardashian over there … doesn’t matt-er which one … and tell her what I’m ‘olding in my right ‘and!’

  40. Matthew Broderick Knit Hat Puffy Jacket
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    “Hello Michelin? I got the part? Really?”

  41. Tobey Maguire
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    Never before has one photo exhibited the attitude “I’m rich enough” this completely.

  42. Tobey Maguire
    uncle denial
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    So are they finally going to make that Peter Porker the Amazing Spider-Ham movie.

  43. Ryan Reynolds Safe House
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    “yeah, yeah…I’m sorry about Green Lantern”

  44. Vanessa Hudgens Cleavage Journey 2 The Mysterious Island
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    “Why is he looking at me like that? Am I not … fresh enough?”

  45. Steven Tyler
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    He refuses to eat until they drape his plate with scarves.

  46. Kourtney Kardashian Kim Kardashian Khloe Kardashian Topless
    uncle denial
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    In a white room with meat-curtains… wait, that’s not how the song goes.

  47. Kristen Stewart Middle Finger Karl Lagerfeld
    vgirl
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    Say all you want but she is who she is and will not change and conform to the hollywood mold of boring celebrities. Instead of kissing ass and acting all proper she’s having fun and joking around and being herself. You don’t see Blake Lively having her own personality around Karl. She’s hanging on to every word he would say.

    • HappySue

      I so agree with you! She is her own self and no hollywood ho. Most of these on here are just losers and probably know it. That is why they are so grouchy! Love them…

    • Joaquin ingles

      Are you supposed to be the boring female version of Randal?

      • vgirl

        I am not on here enough apparently because I do not know who the hell is Randal. Things like a job and real life get in the way. So enlighten me.

  48. Russell Brand
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    “So this is how I stroke it now that Katie has moved on to another bloke.”

  49. Vanessa Hudgens Cleavage Journey 2 The Mysterious Island
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    “I’m sorry Vanessa, but they said the donkey show was mandatory…here, I’ll hold your dress”

  50. Kourtney Kardashian Kim Kardashian Khloe Kardashian Topless
    fawnaiwanna
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    At least he resisted the urge to call it The Krap We Missed.

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