Kardashian Kollection Denim: Because A Sextape Will Give Your Father Cancer
Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where we get to see how Vanessa Hudgens reacts to her entourage telling her that she already exhausted Mexico City’s entire drug supply, Russell Brand is already back to banging inanimate objects on stage and calling it stand-up, and Kristen Stewart who apparently has no fear of real life vampires either.
Billy Zane wants to know why you never call your mother back,
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Bras that might fit my stupendous rack! Need.
OK guys, cancel the next 5 shoots. The Airbrushing alone just put us over budget until Quarter 3 of this year.
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why is he putting his bike seat into his butthole?
It’s a Mr. Garrison Flexi-Grip!
Cause it feels good……….thats why!
this guy is minutes away from molesting a child
I had to skip right to the “Pillow Fight Models” to try to get the bitter taste left in my mouth from this photo.
when did billy zane turn 60?
The one in the middle’s got a real ‘Fuck you I built my house out of bricks’ look about her.
Apparently, he fell off the bike during the last quarter of the ride.
this can’t be vanessa hudgens. it’s got to be her fatter uglier little sister or something.
Yeah, she’s not even in a bikini
Will one of these shitty paparazzi bastards just man up already?
Get us the upskirt pic.
The last job he had was proving the world was round
‘Scuse me, do you have a tissue?
NOBODY puts Wookie in the corner!!!
Hold on a second… I just saw the most amazing stagecoach. She’d love it.
Fun fact: Khloe is actually wearing a pair of Lamar’s jeans. You can tell by looking at the hem.
From the thumbnail I thought it was the tree frog from ‘Life on Earth’
Maybe he should have spent less time on THE DECISION and more time on not having that facial hair.
This is actually Tallulah Willis before hair and make up.
Now we can say we’ve seen emotion from Kristen Stewart, folks, and we don’t like it.
+1
I smell an overdose coming
This is his year, the only overdose you’re going to see is marketing.
Wait, I thought YOU knew what the hell this movie was?
What’d you say, motherfucker?
Yeesh. The face on that one on the right. Dim the lights, at least.
The night the Paris fashion world learned the true meaning of self entitled
I really dislike those kunts.
Don’t they make denim jackets as well? Shouldn’t someone tell Khloe that?
Shouldn’t they be wearing their helmets tilted to the side? Just sayin’
There’s no road back from Cherie Blair country
Spider Moobs, Spider Moobs, do whatever Spider Moobs do.
they photoshopped about 30 pounds off the line bac..i mean khloe. god these women are FUGLYS
“This mocha mocha double mocha is good. Those Kardashian broads are on to something.”
Wasn’t this guy on I Love Lucy?
Isn’t this what altar boys wear?
why did they throw they only cute one on the floor and cut her face off?
“I can still feel Scarlett’s vagina if I do this.”
What happened to Abe Froman? My how the sausage king has fallen.
This one photo represents uncounted manhours of preparation. They had to hide Kourtney’s stretch marks and boobjob scars, squeeze Kim’s ass into the jeans, and some poor team of bastards had to capture, sedate, and shave Khloe.
Sooner or later, somebody is going to have to bury Lagerfeld. Hasn’t he been dead since 1996?
They use the same techniques on him and Lenin.
“Get that Kardashian over there … doesn’t matt-er which one … and tell her what I’m ‘olding in my right ‘and!’
“Hello Michelin? I got the part? Really?”
Never before has one photo exhibited the attitude “I’m rich enough” this completely.
So are they finally going to make that Peter Porker the Amazing Spider-Ham movie.
“yeah, yeah…I’m sorry about Green Lantern”
“Why is he looking at me like that? Am I not … fresh enough?”
He refuses to eat until they drape his plate with scarves.
In a white room with meat-curtains… wait, that’s not how the song goes.
Say all you want but she is who she is and will not change and conform to the hollywood mold of boring celebrities. Instead of kissing ass and acting all proper she’s having fun and joking around and being herself. You don’t see Blake Lively having her own personality around Karl. She’s hanging on to every word he would say.
I so agree with you! She is her own self and no hollywood ho. Most of these on here are just losers and probably know it. That is why they are so grouchy! Love them…
Are you supposed to be the boring female version of Randal?
I am not on here enough apparently because I do not know who the hell is Randal. Things like a job and real life get in the way. So enlighten me.
“So this is how I stroke it now that Katie has moved on to another bloke.”
“I’m sorry Vanessa, but they said the donkey show was mandatory…here, I’ll hold your dress”
At least he resisted the urge to call it The Krap We Missed.