The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 1.31.12

January 31st, 2012 // 442 Comments

Kardashian Kollection Denim: Because A Sextape Will Give Your Father Cancer

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where we get to see how Vanessa Hudgens reacts to her entourage telling her that she already exhausted Mexico City’s entire drug supply, Russell Brand is already back to banging inanimate objects on stage and calling it stand-up, and Kristen Stewart who apparently has no fear of real life vampires either.

Billy Zane wants to know why you never call your mother back,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. LeBron James Helmet Bike Pants
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    That’s not the way you ride a bike…

  2. Steven Tyler
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    “A brush? What’s that?”

  3. LeBron James Helmet Bike Pants
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    What a laugh. They’d stolen each others bicycle!

  4. Kourtney Kardashian Kim Kardashian Khloe Kardashian Topless
    your mom
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    Turn around, bastard. Face the wall! You are not true Kardashian!!

  5. Steven Tyler
    MRF
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    Wuh??!!? They put a man on the moon??!!? You’re shitting me.

  6. kim kardashian sniffs poop

    whores, the lot

  7. Kourtney Kardashian Kim Kardashian Khloe Kardashian Topless
    Oscar
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    Whoever photo shopped the fur off Khloe deserves a medal.

  8. Tobey Maguire
    The Pope
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    Wider-Man

  9. Kourtney Kardashian Kim Kardashian Khloe Kardashian Topless
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    Wouldn’t hurt me in the least if these cunts never showed up on this site again. Speaking of Kim and pissing videos; how bout the 2 chicks who drank donkey jizz and urine. Think that’s gonna propel them the way Kim’s golden shower propelled her?

  10. Tobey Maguire
    DeucePickle
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    Will someone please pick one of her 3 three rings she’s already paid for and marry this bitch so she can get her life back on track ?

  11. Kourtney Kardashian Kim Kardashian Khloe Kardashian Topless
    Buddy the Elf
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    Nice try Madame Tussaud.
    It’s like you aren’t even trying to make them look realistic anymore.

  12. Tobey Maguire
    Buddy the Elf
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    Whatever he is doing is extremely exhausting.
    And Gay.

  13. Billy Zane
    DeucePickle
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    You know you can get somebody to take up the length of those pants so you don’t have to pull them up to above your gut ?

  14. Ryan Reynolds Safe House
    The Pope
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    “If I was still married to Scarlett, her ass would be riiiight about here.”

  15. Billy Zane
    Buddy the Elf
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    That dude’s belt just ate 2 nipples.

  16. Matthew Broderick Knit Hat Puffy Jacket
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    He’s going for a Mickey Rourke beanie and a sweat pants Half Nolte to finish and …. Ohhhh that logo’s going to cost him.

  17. Matthew Broderick Knit Hat Puffy Jacket
    Buddy the Elf
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    So he is jogging to the golf course, to rob the pro shop?

    ‘the Heck?

  18. Rachel McAdams Legs Minidress
    DeucePickle
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    Oh I love this episode of Seinfeld.

  19. Vanessa Hudgens Cleavage Journey 2 The Mysterious Island
    Buddy the Elf
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    “I have to SHAVE to get in?”

  20. Steven Tyler
    Buddy the Elf
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    “No thanks – I bring my own herbal tea from home.”

  21. ktulu

    Even with all that Photoshopping Khloe still looks like a Sasquatch

  22. Tobey Maguire
    Johnny P!
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    “So, Tobey, what are T-Rex Man’s special powers again?”

  23. Olivia Wilde
    bewbs
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    is that the lil cutie from freaks and geeks in the background?

  24. Denzel Washington Safe House
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    He just found out the spanish for black

  25. Denzel Washington Safe House
    The Pope
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    Well damn, I must be in the wrong place! My movie is called “Safe House”, not “El Invitado”!

  26. Steven Tyler
    catapostrophe
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    Paz de la Huerta in West Hollywood.

  27. Kourtney Kardashian Kim Kardashian Khloe Kardashian Topless
    Bobby Light
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    I thought Khloe WASN’T a Kardashian…

  28. Jordan Carver Destiny Danger Lingerie Pillow Fight
    Patrick
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    Pillows? What are you, in 8th grade? They’re called ti….oh wait, now I see the pillows. Never mind.

  29. Steven Tyler
    EmmaWatson's Vagina
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    Now i know why Liv Tyler can’t maintain a husband for long.

  30. Robin

    Holy photoshop Batman!

  31. Steven Tyler
    Deacon Jones
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    “Dude looks LIKE A DRAUGR!”

  32. Jordan Carver Destiny Danger Lingerie Pillow Fight
    Deacon Jones
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    Who wants to take bets both of this chicks will be either dead or raging addicts by the time they’re 40?

  33. Billy Zane
    Bubba
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    I don’t always drink Dos Equis…but when I do………I pull my pants up to just below my nipples.

  34. Olivia Wilde
    ...
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    Is this the House/Bones crossover episode?

  35. Tobey Maguire
    Contusion
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    And I ran, I ran so far away.

  36. Matthew Broderick Knit Hat Puffy Jacket
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    What is that? a scuba suit?

  37. Kristen Stewart Middle Finger Karl Lagerfeld
    SSHGuru
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    I’m Snow Fucking White!

  38. Olivia Wilde
    Contusion
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    George Costanza called and asked for his old hairline back.

  39. albaget

    hey asshats – i’m not going to follow or subscribe to you.
    get rid of the damn popup, you fucking shill whore.

  40. albaget

    hey asshats – i’m not going to follow or subscribe to you.
    get rid of the damn popup, you fucking shill.

    • Drew

      Who says shill?

      Get a browser worth a damn, and install ad blockers or NoScript if it’s that much of a big deal, tough guy.

  41. Vanessa Hudgens Cleavage Journey 2 The Mysterious Island
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    The look on Vanessa’s face when she’s told it’s pretty much downhill for her from here on out.

  42. Ryan Reynolds Safe House
    Bubba
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    No no, step back, humility. Ryan Reynolds is taking pictures right now.

  43. Kourtney Kardashian Kim Kardashian Khloe Kardashian Topless
    nick
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    Fuck it. Mr. President, I believe we need to put the world on to suicide watch.

  44. Russell Brand
    Contusion
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    Adopting the visuals of a rockstar do not make a rockstar.

  45. Denzel Washington Safe House
    Contusion
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    Jay Pharoah’s Denzel is better than the real Denzel.

  46. Jordan Carver Destiny Danger Lingerie Pillow Fight
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    Destiny Danger? Sounds more like a Saturday morning Cartoon.

  47. Drew

    You know, as a graphic artist and designer for a large promotional company… I fully approve of the use of Photoshop in promotional imagery. But when Khloe appears just as, if not *skinnier* than Kim and whatsherface… you know you went a little too far.

  48. Jordan Carver Destiny Danger Lingerie Pillow Fight
    Contusion
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    Destiny Danger (not her real name). That’s all.

  49. Kristen Stewart Middle Finger Karl Lagerfeld
    Dude
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    Lagerfeld is not impressed.

  50. Tobey Maguire
    Liz
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    Is it safe for Chaz Bono to take so much testosterone that he can grow a beard?

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