Kardashian Kollection Denim: Because A Sextape Will Give Your Father Cancer
Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where we get to see how Vanessa Hudgens reacts to her entourage telling her that she already exhausted Mexico City’s entire drug supply, Russell Brand is already back to banging inanimate objects on stage and calling it stand-up, and Kristen Stewart who apparently has no fear of real life vampires either.
Billy Zane wants to know why you never call your mother back,
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That’s not the way you ride a bike…
“A brush? What’s that?”
What a laugh. They’d stolen each others bicycle!
Turn around, bastard. Face the wall! You are not true Kardashian!!
Wuh??!!? They put a man on the moon??!!? You’re shitting me.
whores, the lot
Whoever photo shopped the fur off Khloe deserves a medal.
Wider-Man
Wouldn’t hurt me in the least if these cunts never showed up on this site again. Speaking of Kim and pissing videos; how bout the 2 chicks who drank donkey jizz and urine. Think that’s gonna propel them the way Kim’s golden shower propelled her?
Will someone please pick one of her 3 three rings she’s already paid for and marry this bitch so she can get her life back on track ?
Nice try Madame Tussaud.
It’s like you aren’t even trying to make them look realistic anymore.
Whatever he is doing is extremely exhausting.
And Gay.
The gay community announced that they will pass.
You know you can get somebody to take up the length of those pants so you don’t have to pull them up to above your gut ?
“If I was still married to Scarlett, her ass would be riiiight about here.”
“And its also where Blake Lively’s head is when she is in town.”
That dude’s belt just ate 2 nipples.
He’s going for a Mickey Rourke beanie and a sweat pants Half Nolte to finish and …. Ohhhh that logo’s going to cost him.
So he is jogging to the golf course, to rob the pro shop?
‘the Heck?
Oh I love this episode of Seinfeld.
“I have to SHAVE to get in?”
“No thanks – I bring my own herbal tea from home.”
Even with all that Photoshopping Khloe still looks like a Sasquatch
“So, Tobey, what are T-Rex Man’s special powers again?”
is that the lil cutie from freaks and geeks in the background?
Kinda looks like the Psychiatrist from Bones
They are one in the same. John Francis Daley.
I’d like to take a bite out of that.
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LOVE FREAKS AND GEEKS!
damn he grew up a hottie.
He just found out the spanish for black
Well damn, I must be in the wrong place! My movie is called “Safe House”, not “El Invitado”!
Paz de la Huerta in West Hollywood.
Goddamit, I knew he reminded me of something!
I thought Khloe WASN’T a Kardashian…
Pillows? What are you, in 8th grade? They’re called ti….oh wait, now I see the pillows. Never mind.
Now i know why Liv Tyler can’t maintain a husband for long.
Holy photoshop Batman!
“Dude looks LIKE A DRAUGR!”
Well, you know … Glam rock, Glámr rock …
Who wants to take bets both of this chicks will be either dead or raging addicts by the time they’re 40?
I don’t always drink Dos Equis…but when I do………I pull my pants up to just below my nipples.
Is this the House/Bones crossover episode?
And I ran, I ran so far away.
What is that? a scuba suit?
I’m Snow Fucking White!
George Costanza called and asked for his old hairline back.
hey asshats – i’m not going to follow or subscribe to you.
get rid of the damn popup, you fucking shill whore.
hey asshats – i’m not going to follow or subscribe to you.
get rid of the damn popup, you fucking shill.
Who says shill?
Get a browser worth a damn, and install ad blockers or NoScript if it’s that much of a big deal, tough guy.
The look on Vanessa’s face when she’s told it’s pretty much downhill for her from here on out.
No no, step back, humility. Ryan Reynolds is taking pictures right now.
Ding.
Fuck it. Mr. President, I believe we need to put the world on to suicide watch.
Adopting the visuals of a rockstar do not make a rockstar.
Demi Lovato
Justin Bieber
Willow Smith
Selena Gomez
Kanya West
Jaden Smith
Charlie Sheen
Russel Brand
Piers Morgan
Exactly.. You just named the field in this years asshole olympics!
Jay Pharoah’s Denzel is better than the real Denzel.
Destiny Danger? Sounds more like a Saturday morning Cartoon.
You know, as a graphic artist and designer for a large promotional company… I fully approve of the use of Photoshop in promotional imagery. But when Khloe appears just as, if not *skinnier* than Kim and whatsherface… you know you went a little too far.
Destiny Danger (not her real name). That’s all.
“No no no. Danger’s my middle name”
Lagerfeld is not impressed.
Is it safe for Chaz Bono to take so much testosterone that he can grow a beard?