The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 1.3.12

January 3rd, 2012 // 598 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, the first Crap of the year, so naturally we stocked it with such carnal treasures as Mariah Carey‘s camel toe, Rihanna‘s nipple ring, man-titties and more man-titties, Elle Macpherson and last but not least, Jonah Hill‘s wanton lust for old lady vagina. (Legend has it, it keeps him from turning fat again.)

Did I mention Aida Yespica?

- The Superficial

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Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Fame, Flynet, Getty, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. The Situation Karate Kick
    Frank The Duck
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    “I should have thrown that bannana peel farther away. If only I could evolve…”

  2. Mariah Carey Cameltoe Tight Pantsuit
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    Moose Knuckle with a runny nose

  3. Ronnie Ortiz-Magro
    Steelerchick
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    OK someone Pouleeez take the picture already.

  4. OnTheRealThough

    Apparently, Matt Kemp is still tappin’ that sweet booty.
    (in the background)

  5. Carlos Santana Fanny Pack
    Math-Man
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    10^21

    brilliance comes with lysdexia

  6. Shirley Jones Jonah Hill Hug
    Steelerchick
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    David Cassidy looks horrible.

  7. George Clooney Alex Rodriguez Binoculars
    Larry Jones
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    Hopefully ARod is trying to locate his swing, the bastard.

  8. Kim Kardashian Butt Tight Dress
    Larry Jones
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    That reminds me of a nice big glob of Fluff being dropped off a spoon into a steaming hot cup of cocoa. MMMMMM.

  9. Britney Spears Crazy Smile
    Larry Jones
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    Might be time for a bag on that head. I’d still hit the body though.

  10. Mariah Carey Cameltoe Tight Pantsuit
    Larry Jones
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    No matter where I see her and no matter what she is doing this chick always looks totally uncomfortable. Like she has a raging hemorrhoid and can’t get any relief.

  11. Carlos Santana Fanny Pack
    Larry Jones
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    He’s like 80 years old so he gets an automatic pass on the fanny pack.

  12. Karissa Shannon Kristina Shannon Cleavage Midriff
    Larry Jones
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    Dad must be proud. Look at my two lovely hose-bag daughters!! Woohoo!

  13. Seal Shirtless Snow Angel Twitter
    Larry Jones
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    Shirtless Seal found frozen to death in snow. Rumors swirl about artsy fartsy snow angel pictures.

  14. Donald Faison Shirtless Man Boobs
    Larry Jones
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    Funny guy!

  15. Aubrey O'Day Cleavage
    Larry Jones
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    Which one of these tramps is the famous one?

  16. James Van Der Beek Kimberly Brook Pregnant
    Larry Jones
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    Looks like the Mrs. just worked him over with a strap on. Ouch.

  17. Aubrey O'Day Cleavage
    Steelerchick
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    Stacy Kiebler ditched George for her?????

  18. Mariah Carey Cameltoe Tight Pantsuit
    Licker
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    I just came so hard I hit my monitor

  19. Tom Arnold
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    Seen here preparing for his role as Robert Paulson in “Fight Club: The Musical.”

  20. The Situation Karate Kick
    Steelerchick
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    I thought he was dead. Seriously.

  21. Aubrey O'Day Cleavage
    cc
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    The one and only time I used a telephone chatline, the girl I met looked like the redhead on the left. She turned into a stalker. And by that I mean crazy-ass, change your phone number stalker. Lesson learned.

  22. Vanessa Hudgens Legs Short Shorts
    Steelerchick
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    Hairy navel anyone??

  23. James Van Der Beek Kimberly Brook Pregnant
    cc
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    Someone finally got revenge for ‘Dawson’s Creek’.

  24. Halle Berry
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    Power bulge in car hood, power bulge in my pants.

  25. Simon Cowell Jetski Life Vest Man Boobs
    Bigalkie
    Commented on this photo:

    While trying to give us his gross redheaded asshole impersonation, he gives us the David Caruso.

  26. Kim Kardashian Butt Tight Dress
    Bigalkie
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    Kim Kardashian reunited with her twin sister ( blue sequins ).

  27. Ronnie Ortiz-Magro
    Bigalkie
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    Is that Hrundi V Bakshi jr?

  28. Britney Spears Crazy Smile
    Bigalkie
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    Oooops, Ah Thank that I just just pooed!

  29. Shirley Jones Jonah Hill Hug
    Bigalkie
    Commented on this photo:

    Bea Arthur is wheeled out for Weekend at Bernice’s.

  30. Elle Macpherson Bikini
    Bigalkie
    Commented on this photo:

    Two words..Any Day!

  31. Aubrey O'Day Cleavage
    Bigalkie
    Commented on this photo:

    Dogfart

  32. Rihanna Nipple Ring See Through Dress
    12345
    Commented on this photo:

    who knew britney spears had a full sleeve tattoo?

  33. George Clooney Alex Rodriguez Binoculars
    MrsWrong
    Commented on this photo:

    “Hey George…who is that striking figure with the blonde braids and tattoo sleeve over at Diddy’s?”

  34. Karissa Shannon Kristina Shannon Cleavage Midriff
    MrsWrong
    Commented on this photo:

    I think I now fully understand the term “Cum-dumpster”

  35. Shirley Jones Jonah Hill Hug
    MrsWrong
    Commented on this photo:

    ♫Secret looo-vers…♫

  36. Seal Shirtless Snow Angel Twitter
    MrsWrong
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh the irony!

  37. Simon Cowell Jetski Life Vest Man Boobs
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    Pierce Brosnan was doing well as Bond until gynecomastia set in

  38. The Situation Karate Kick
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    Muhfucker can’t even goose-step right.

  39. Bethenny Frankel
    Commented on this photo:

    What, 11 comments and no mention of Michael Bay pushing that fucking pram?

  40. Rihanna Nipple Ring See Through Dress
    cutthecrap
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    I had no idea Amy Poehler was into sleeve tattoos. Good for her

  41. Halle Berry
    cutthecrap
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    whoa, for a second I thought she was that homeless dude with the golden voice who’s a crack addict. My bad, it’s just Halle Berry and she’s not homeless

  42. Vincent Gallo
    cutthecrap
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    I have no idea who this dude is, but somehow I feel like he just stole my soul, creepy dude

  43. Sophie Monk
    cutthecrap
    Commented on this photo:

    her butterface is melting!

  44. The Situation Karate Kick
    cutthecrap
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    I’m pretty sure it’s easy to kick like this when your balls have shriveled up into a small mass of gonorrhea

  45. Vanessa Hudgens Legs Short Shorts
    cutthecrap
    Commented on this photo:

    Every fucking time I look at this no talent twat, I wonder why she tries so hard to look this goddamn shitty. Get a stylist bitch!

  46. Melanie Griffith Weird Hat Tights
    cutthecrap
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    sometimes no talent, overly medicated, crack whore, mental cases need fresh air too! Sheesh!!!

  47. Lady Gaga Tight Bodysuit
    cutthecrap
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    if only the ball would have dropped on her head

  48. The Situation Karate Kick
    tlmck
    Commented on this photo:

    Just how many moron sons does Nick Cage have?

  49. Snooki Cleavage
    tlmck
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    North Korea’s version of Barbie.

  50. Lauren Sanchez Bikini
    Los Angeles News Anchor Expert
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s a Los Angeles news anchor.

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