Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, the first Crap of the year, so naturally we stocked it with such carnal treasures as Mariah Carey‘s camel toe, Rihanna‘s nipple ring, man-titties and more man-titties, Elle Macpherson and last but not least, Jonah Hill‘s wanton lust for old lady vagina. (Legend has it, it keeps him from turning fat again.)
Did I mention Aida Yespica?
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“I should have thrown that bannana peel farther away. If only I could evolve…”
Moose Knuckle with a runny nose
OK someone Pouleeez take the picture already.
Apparently, Matt Kemp is still tappin’ that sweet booty.
(in the background)
10^21
brilliance comes with lysdexia
David Cassidy looks horrible.
Hopefully ARod is trying to locate his swing, the bastard.
That reminds me of a nice big glob of Fluff being dropped off a spoon into a steaming hot cup of cocoa. MMMMMM.
Might be time for a bag on that head. I’d still hit the body though.
No matter where I see her and no matter what she is doing this chick always looks totally uncomfortable. Like she has a raging hemorrhoid and can’t get any relief.
That’s hemorroids name is Nick, by the way.
He’s like 80 years old so he gets an automatic pass on the fanny pack.
Dad must be proud. Look at my two lovely hose-bag daughters!! Woohoo!
Shirtless Seal found frozen to death in snow. Rumors swirl about artsy fartsy snow angel pictures.
Funny guy!
Which one of these tramps is the famous one?
Looks like the Mrs. just worked him over with a strap on. Ouch.
Stacy Kiebler ditched George for her?????
I just came so hard I hit my monitor
Seen here preparing for his role as Robert Paulson in “Fight Club: The Musical.”
I thought he was dead. Seriously.
The one and only time I used a telephone chatline, the girl I met looked like the redhead on the left. She turned into a stalker. And by that I mean crazy-ass, change your phone number stalker. Lesson learned.
Hairy navel anyone??
Someone finally got revenge for ‘Dawson’s Creek’.
Power bulge in car hood, power bulge in my pants.
While trying to give us his gross redheaded asshole impersonation, he gives us the David Caruso.
Kim Kardashian reunited with her twin sister ( blue sequins ).
Is that Hrundi V Bakshi jr?
Oooops, Ah Thank that I just just pooed!
Bea Arthur is wheeled out for Weekend at Bernice’s.
Two words..Any Day!
Dogfart
who knew britney spears had a full sleeve tattoo?
“Hey George…who is that striking figure with the blonde braids and tattoo sleeve over at Diddy’s?”
I think I now fully understand the term “Cum-dumpster”
♫Secret looo-vers…♫
Oh the irony!
Pierce Brosnan was doing well as Bond until gynecomastia set in
Muhfucker can’t even goose-step right.
What, 11 comments and no mention of Michael Bay pushing that fucking pram?
I had no idea Amy Poehler was into sleeve tattoos. Good for her
whoa, for a second I thought she was that homeless dude with the golden voice who’s a crack addict. My bad, it’s just Halle Berry and she’s not homeless
I have no idea who this dude is, but somehow I feel like he just stole my soul, creepy dude
her butterface is melting!
I’m pretty sure it’s easy to kick like this when your balls have shriveled up into a small mass of gonorrhea
Every fucking time I look at this no talent twat, I wonder why she tries so hard to look this goddamn shitty. Get a stylist bitch!
sometimes no talent, overly medicated, crack whore, mental cases need fresh air too! Sheesh!!!
if only the ball would have dropped on her head
Just how many moron sons does Nick Cage have?
North Korea’s version of Barbie.
She’s a Los Angeles news anchor.