Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, the first Crap of the year, so naturally we stocked it with such carnal treasures as Mariah Carey‘s camel toe, Rihanna‘s nipple ring, man-titties and more man-titties, Elle Macpherson and last but not least, Jonah Hill‘s wanton lust for old lady vagina. (Legend has it, it keeps him from turning fat again.)
Did I mention Aida Yespica?
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Imitation is the highest form of douche baggery.
nice clip-on bangs
Cuba Not-so-Gooding.
His shirt actually says “Cinnabons of Anarchy”
Good One KC
Sign of the Stick Pussy.
If she keeps bending backward one of her nipples might just be horizontal to the ground.
I think she just spotted Mothra.
First day with new boobs?
why is Melanie Grifith pushing that woman’s stroller?
I can’t stop looking at the blond. I think she’s a guy. Truly.
The Kardashians decide it’s finally time to introduce Cousin It to the masses.
I think she looks terrific for a 50 year old.
I believe that police are now looking for a lone gunman last seen running from the Aspen Book Depository.
Finally! A reality star with natural boobs!
I’ve always loved the Borg.
The thing in the back is a Tranny with tattoos & bearded blonde hair right?
Zoom in and look at that beautiful cold sore!
As a better dog than me put it:
“To make fun of the likes of Tom Arnold would be, in effect, like pooping on poop.”
“I know, right? I mean, he believed I was born a woman!”
I’m good at impressions, yall! Here’s my Paul Lynde face!
And the blonde in the back says “Who is this weird looking bitch?”.
He should go up to at least a C cup.
I wonder, when she gets older, if she is gonna need one of those carts with little wheels attached to her ass like those dogs without hind legs.
I think this is one of the three faces they programmed into that empty brain.
If I could play guitar like him, you could all just kiss my ass.
Definitely came from the same factory, but I think the one on the right is a less expensive model number.
Just had a stroke but no one cared.
Too bad the bottom half is not as good these days.
“You say theys fish in that water? Awe hell naw”.
(muffled) “Can I swallow now?”
When did she get embalmed?
And the man and child are thinking “Bitch get off of the phone! You are not that important!”.
Double toe.
Those are shit tits
From the thumbnail, I thought it was Marilyn Manson.
I don’t think that is a nipple ring. It’s probably just Chris Brown’s filling that got implanted.
And in the background, there is a caucasian butch lesbian in the background saying it all with her eyes….
YES. I was wondering why no one had said that…
Someone left her in the microwave too long.
who what ? Swallow?
What’s Julian Moore doing there?
Julianne I mean. Dammit.
Seriously, WTF is wrong with her eyebrows?!
She can pose with one foot in front of the other all she wants, she’s still fat.
That is definitely a penis. A small one, but definitely a penis.
I just goggled this bitch, she’s over 40…MEOWWWW
Danny DeVito wanted to meet her so badly he dressed up in drag?
Rendering gaydar obsolete…
In their defense, a) at least one of them has a great ass and b) who doesn’t want to go to a bar and find an easy lay?
Compared to Bonaduce, anyone looks good.
Better that than fat!
Hard up: Stealing a cheesy 2oz airline pillow.