The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 1.3.12

January 3rd, 2012 // 598 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, the first Crap of the year, so naturally we stocked it with such carnal treasures as Mariah Carey‘s camel toe, Rihanna‘s nipple ring, man-titties and more man-titties, Elle Macpherson and last but not least, Jonah Hill‘s wanton lust for old lady vagina. (Legend has it, it keeps him from turning fat again.)

Did I mention Aida Yespica?

- The Superficial

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Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Fame, Flynet, Getty, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. The Situation Karate Kick
    KC
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    Imitation is the highest form of douche baggery.

  2. Lady Gaga Tight Bodysuit
    MoonBeam
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    nice clip-on bangs

  3. Donald Faison Shirtless Man Boobs
    KC
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    Cuba Not-so-Gooding.

  4. Tom Arnold
    KC
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    His shirt actually says “Cinnabons of Anarchy”

  5. Fergie Sen Dog
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    Sign of the Stick Pussy.

  6. Snooki Cleavage
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    If she keeps bending backward one of her nipples might just be horizontal to the ground.

  7. Lady Gaga Tight Bodysuit
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    I think she just spotted Mothra.

  8. Rita Rusic Side Boob Bikini
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    First day with new boobs?

  9. Bethenny Frankel
    Donkeylicks
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    why is Melanie Grifith pushing that woman’s stroller?

  10. Rihanna Nipple Ring See Through Dress
    LadyMoustache
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    I can’t stop looking at the blond. I think she’s a guy. Truly.

  11. Kim Kardashian Butt Tight Dress
    LadyMoustache
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    The Kardashians decide it’s finally time to introduce Cousin It to the masses.

  12. Britney Spears Crazy Smile
    LadyMoustache
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    I think she looks terrific for a 50 year old.

  13. Melanie Griffith Weird Hat Tights
    Oz Matters
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    I believe that police are now looking for a lone gunman last seen running from the Aspen Book Depository.

  14. Snooki Cleavage
    LadyMoustache
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    Finally! A reality star with natural boobs!

  15. Lady Gaga Tight Bodysuit
    LadyMoustache
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    I’ve always loved the Borg.

  16. God is Black

    The thing in the back is a Tranny with tattoos & bearded blonde hair right?

  17. Elle Macpherson Bikini
    God is Black
    Commented on this photo:

    Zoom in and look at that beautiful cold sore!

  18. Tom Arnold
    The Most Interesting
    Commented on this photo:

    As a better dog than me put it:
    “To make fun of the likes of Tom Arnold would be, in effect, like pooping on poop.”

  19. Kimora Lee Simmons Bikini
    The Most Interesting
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    “I know, right? I mean, he believed I was born a woman!”

  20. Britney Spears Crazy Smile
    journalschism
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    I’m good at impressions, yall! Here’s my Paul Lynde face!

  21. Rihanna Nipple Ring See Through Dress
    tlmck
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    And the blonde in the back says “Who is this weird looking bitch?”.

  22. Simon Cowell Jetski Life Vest Man Boobs
    tlmck
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    He should go up to at least a C cup.

  23. Kim Kardashian Butt Tight Dress
    tlmck
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    I wonder, when she gets older, if she is gonna need one of those carts with little wheels attached to her ass like those dogs without hind legs.

  24. Britney Spears Crazy Smile
    tlmck
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    I think this is one of the three faces they programmed into that empty brain.

  25. Carlos Santana Fanny Pack
    tlmck
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    If I could play guitar like him, you could all just kiss my ass.

  26. Karissa Shannon Kristina Shannon Cleavage Midriff
    tlmck
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    Definitely came from the same factory, but I think the one on the right is a less expensive model number.

  27. Tom Arnold
    tlmck
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    Just had a stroke but no one cared.

  28. Kimora Lee Simmons Bikini
    tlmck
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    Too bad the bottom half is not as good these days.

  29. Donald Faison Shirtless Man Boobs
    tlmck
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    “You say theys fish in that water? Awe hell naw”.

  30. Halle Berry
    tlmck
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    (muffled) “Can I swallow now?”

  31. Melanie Griffith Weird Hat Tights
    tlmck
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    When did she get embalmed?

  32. Bethenny Frankel
    tlmck
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    And the man and child are thinking “Bitch get off of the phone! You are not that important!”.

  33. Lauren Sanchez Bikini
    tlmck
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    Double toe.

  34. Rihanna Nipple Ring See Through Dress
    James
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    Those are shit tits

  35. Melanie Griffith Weird Hat Tights
    Tyrone Biggums
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    From the thumbnail, I thought it was Marilyn Manson.

  36. I don’t think that is a nipple ring. It’s probably just Chris Brown’s filling that got implanted.

  37. Rihanna Nipple Ring See Through Dress
    noblog
    Commented on this photo:

    And in the background, there is a caucasian butch lesbian in the background saying it all with her eyes….

  38. Angela Simmons Butt Bikini
    Deacon Jones
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    Someone left her in the microwave too long.

  39. Lauren Sanchez Bikini
    Deacon Jones
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    who what ? Swallow?

  40. George Clooney Alex Rodriguez Binoculars
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    What’s Julian Moore doing there?

  41. Britney Spears Crazy Smile
    Kat
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    Seriously, WTF is wrong with her eyebrows?!

  42. Mariah Carey Cameltoe Tight Pantsuit
    Kat
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    She can pose with one foot in front of the other all she wants, she’s still fat.

  43. Lady Gaga Tight Bodysuit
    dontlooknow
    Commented on this photo:

    That is definitely a penis. A small one, but definitely a penis.

  44. Lauren Sanchez Bikini
    Deacon Jones
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    I just goggled this bitch, she’s over 40…MEOWWWW

  45. Kim Kardashian Butt Tight Dress
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    Danny DeVito wanted to meet her so badly he dressed up in drag?

  46. Ronnie Ortiz-Magro
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    Rendering gaydar obsolete…

  47. Karissa Shannon Kristina Shannon Cleavage Midriff
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    In their defense, a) at least one of them has a great ass and b) who doesn’t want to go to a bar and find an easy lay?

  48. Shirley Jones Jonah Hill Hug
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    Compared to Bonaduce, anyone looks good.

  49. Elle Macpherson Bikini
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    Better that than fat!

  50. Tom Arnold
    cc
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    Hard up: Stealing a cheesy 2oz airline pillow.

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