The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 1.3.12

By: The Superficial / January 3, 2012

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, the first Crap of the year, so naturally we stocked it with such carnal treasures as Mariah Carey’s camel toe, Rihanna’s nipple ring, man-titties and more man-titties, Elle Macpherson and last but not least, Jonah Hill’s wanton lust for old lady vagina. (Legend has it, it keeps him from turning fat again.)

Did I mention Aida Yespica?

- The Superficial

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