Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, the first Crap of the year, so naturally we stocked it with such carnal treasures as Mariah Carey‘s camel toe, Rihanna‘s nipple ring, man-titties and more man-titties, Elle Macpherson and last but not least, Jonah Hill‘s wanton lust for old lady vagina. (Legend has it, it keeps him from turning fat again.)
Did I mention Aida Yespica?
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This just in: DEEEEERP.
“Go ahead…put it in. I’m ready.”
So this is what it looks like to jump the shark.
JKPH My thoughts exactly
these retarded gang signs are getting out of hand.
Brundlefly
Fuck you, MTV for foisting this broad on America.
“No, Mr. Murphy, I actually am a real woman.
Okay then have a nice day!”
run as fast as you want, that ass is still right behind you
hahahahahahahahahaha
Your first reaction to this picture will reveal whether you are a boob or ass man.
And here I always thought I was an ass man. Goddamn Croatians.
Well, my first reaction was, “Why couldn’t the photographer get his camera out five seconds earlier?”
See? Now Anne Hathaway doesn’t look that bad as Catwoman.
Photographed right after he fucked an organic, grain-fed, free-range chicken in the poultry section and filmed it with a hand-held camera.
See you in Cannes, Mr. Gallo!
Ah, “Art”!
Who is teh woman with the tattoo?
Gaddafi lives.
Is that his Japanese pillow wife?
Gayest last name ever.
Oh, I don’t know… “Brook” isn’t so bad.
Black Scrubs is Fat Scrubs.
Fat?! He looks fine, unless all you like are 120-pound scrawny hipsters. Geez, you b*itches are judgmental. Love Donald and think he looks handsome as usual.
Italian Woody Harrelson
I bet her vagina smells like patchouli
Where’d we park my relevance? I think it’s over here, no wait…
Next turn: Brigette Bardotville
‘Did you know that when it snows…”
Baha!
Dear PETA,
This dress is made out of real leopard skins. FUCK YOU,
With Love,
Rhianna
The new poster for Disturbia 2 just doesn’t interest me.
So the new Baywatch remake couldn’t get the Hoff back so they had to settle for this?
Poor Anthony Anderson…first Transformers…now this…
Fuck Lesnar vs. Overeem…this is the fight I wanna see…Oritz vs. Kumar! Dana White, SIGN THEM UP!
Someone get her some Gold Bond! That squishing noise is getting on my nerves!
nice haircut.
mustve cost him his favorite goat.
It was finally confirmed he was the Messiah when Michael Jackson rose from the grave.
i’ve been patient,,but she’s getting under my skin at this point
“Hi, Dad? Which one am I? Kristina or Karissa? I forgot again.”
Jonah’s penis must need a good sanding.
Perfect reason why we should continue to club Seals.
*yawn*
Bring in the new tits for 2012.
Some asshole just took her walker….hehehe…it was me…
This is what Freddie Mercury would look like if he hadn’t died.
This pic proves moms the world over are right: “You keep making that face and it’s gonna freeze like that!” Well, only when it ‘s full of collagen. :))
“If it can work for the Kardashians, it can work for me.”
My God, the ocean is made of acid…her face is melting away!
Hey everyone! Look at all of Kim’s adoring fan.
That’s not a typo.
“I don’t need no floatation device. I have man boobies!”
could be worse.
he could be wearing a headband.
I just don’t get this chick’s deal. You’re out at a party for celebs and you’re showing off your nipples. Rhianna is a whore. will always be a whore. Fucking dyke.
Umm what the fuck? How did lesbianism even come into this?
My Spanish butler read the caption to me and I thought he said “Mariah Carey the Has-been.”
A Spanish butler and you’re hanging out here???
Si. I don’t always frequent gossip blogs, but when I do, I read The Superficial™. Stay angry, my friends.
I’m pretty sure that is a “I’m taking a dump” face. Maybe she has depends in her outfits.
Nice of him to take the local bag lady into a parking lot and murd…I mean…make out with her…
Would you like it with or without my dentures? So why do you call yourself Photo Boy, again?
Go easy on them, people – they’re an illusionist duo act. They make penises disappear, dildos disappear, stupid men’s money disappear…
When did Charles get his forehead tattoo removed?