The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 1.3.12

January 3rd, 2012 // 598 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, the first Crap of the year, so naturally we stocked it with such carnal treasures as Mariah Carey‘s camel toe, Rihanna‘s nipple ring, man-titties and more man-titties, Elle Macpherson and last but not least, Jonah Hill‘s wanton lust for old lady vagina. (Legend has it, it keeps him from turning fat again.)

Did I mention Aida Yespica?

- The Superficial

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Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Fame, Flynet, Getty, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Bethenny Frankel
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    This just in: DEEEEERP.

  2. Halle Berry
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    “Go ahead…put it in. I’m ready.”

  3. The Situation Karate Kick
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    So this is what it looks like to jump the shark.

  4. Blown away

    JKPH My thoughts exactly

  5. Fergie Sen Dog
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    these retarded gang signs are getting out of hand.

  6. Melanie Griffith Weird Hat Tights
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    Brundlefly

  7. Snooki Cleavage
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    Fuck you, MTV for foisting this broad on America.

  8. Halle Berry
    Johnny P!
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    “No, Mr. Murphy, I actually am a real woman.
    Okay then have a nice day!”

  9. Angela Simmons Butt Bikini
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    run as fast as you want, that ass is still right behind you

  10. Rita Rusic Side Boob Bikini
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    Your first reaction to this picture will reveal whether you are a boob or ass man.

  11. Lady Gaga Tight Bodysuit
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    See? Now Anne Hathaway doesn’t look that bad as Catwoman.

  12. Vincent Gallo
    Johnny P!
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    Photographed right after he fucked an organic, grain-fed, free-range chicken in the poultry section and filmed it with a hand-held camera.
    See you in Cannes, Mr. Gallo!
    Ah, “Art”!

  13. Rihanna Nipple Ring See Through Dress
    Jodi
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    Who is teh woman with the tattoo?

  14. Carlos Santana Fanny Pack
    Tanz
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    Gaddafi lives.

  15. Tom Arnold
    Tanz
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    Is that his Japanese pillow wife?

  16. James Van Der Beek Kimberly Brook Pregnant
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    Gayest last name ever.

  17. Donald Faison Shirtless Man Boobs
    Tanz
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    Black Scrubs is Fat Scrubs.

    • Eddie

      Fat?! He looks fine, unless all you like are 120-pound scrawny hipsters. Geez, you b*itches are judgmental. Love Donald and think he looks handsome as usual.

  18. Vincent Gallo
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    Italian Woody Harrelson

  19. Vanessa Hudgens Legs Short Shorts
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    I bet her vagina smells like patchouli

  20. James Van Der Beek Kimberly Brook Pregnant
    Tanz
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    Where’d we park my relevance? I think it’s over here, no wait…

  21. Pamela Anderson Cleavage Tight Dress
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    Next turn: Brigette Bardotville

  22. Seal Shirtless Snow Angel Twitter
    I'm A Jerk
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    ‘Did you know that when it snows…”

  23. Rihanna Nipple Ring See Through Dress
    The Brown Streak
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    Dear PETA,
    This dress is made out of real leopard skins. FUCK YOU,
    With Love,
    Rhianna

  24. George Clooney Alex Rodriguez Binoculars
    The Brown Streak
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    The new poster for Disturbia 2 just doesn’t interest me.

  25. Simon Cowell Jetski Life Vest Man Boobs
    The Brown Streak
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    So the new Baywatch remake couldn’t get the Hoff back so they had to settle for this?

  26. Kim Kardashian Butt Tight Dress
    The Brown Streak
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    Poor Anthony Anderson…first Transformers…now this…

  27. Ronnie Ortiz-Magro
    The Brown Streak
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    Fuck Lesnar vs. Overeem…this is the fight I wanna see…Oritz vs. Kumar! Dana White, SIGN THEM UP!

  28. Britney Spears Crazy Smile
    The Brown Streak
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    Someone get her some Gold Bond! That squishing noise is getting on my nerves!

  29. Shirley Jones Jonah Hill Hug
    pretty vacant
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    nice haircut.
    mustve cost him his favorite goat.

  30. Mariah Carey Cameltoe Tight Pantsuit
    The Brown Streak
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    It was finally confirmed he was the Messiah when Michael Jackson rose from the grave.

  31. stevebeagle

    i’ve been patient,,but she’s getting under my skin at this point

  32. Karissa Shannon Kristina Shannon Cleavage Midriff
    The Brown Streak
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    “Hi, Dad? Which one am I? Kristina or Karissa? I forgot again.”

  33. Shirley Jones Jonah Hill Hug
    The Brown Streak
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    Jonah’s penis must need a good sanding.

  34. Seal Shirtless Snow Angel Twitter
    The Brown Streak
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    Perfect reason why we should continue to club Seals.

  35. Rihanna Nipple Ring See Through Dress
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    *yawn*

    Bring in the new tits for 2012.

  36. Elle Macpherson Bikini
    The Brown Streak
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    Some asshole just took her walker….hehehe…it was me…

  37. Simon Cowell Jetski Life Vest Man Boobs
    AnnaDraconida
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    This is what Freddie Mercury would look like if he hadn’t died.

  38. Melanie Griffith Weird Hat Tights
    Jenn
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    This pic proves moms the world over are right: “You keep making that face and it’s gonna freeze like that!” Well, only when it ‘s full of collagen. :))

  39. Tom Arnold
    The Brown Streak
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    “If it can work for the Kardashians, it can work for me.”

  40. Kimora Lee Simmons Bikini
    The Brown Streak
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    My God, the ocean is made of acid…her face is melting away!

  41. Kim Kardashian Butt Tight Dress
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    Hey everyone! Look at all of Kim’s adoring fan.

    That’s not a typo.

  42. Donald Faison Shirtless Man Boobs
    The Brown Streak
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    “I don’t need no floatation device. I have man boobies!”

  43. Vincent Gallo
    zomgbie
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    could be worse.
    he could be wearing a headband.

  44. Rihanna Nipple Ring See Through Dress
    this
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    I just don’t get this chick’s deal. You’re out at a party for celebs and you’re showing off your nipples. Rhianna is a whore. will always be a whore. Fucking dyke.

  45. Mariah Carey Cameltoe Tight Pantsuit
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    My Spanish butler read the caption to me and I thought he said “Mariah Carey the Has-been.”

  46. Lady Gaga Tight Bodysuit
    SSHGuru
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    I’m pretty sure that is a “I’m taking a dump” face. Maybe she has depends in her outfits.

  47. James Van Der Beek Kimberly Brook Pregnant
    The Brown Streak
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    Nice of him to take the local bag lady into a parking lot and murd…I mean…make out with her…

  48. Halle Berry
    The Brown Streak
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    Would you like it with or without my dentures? So why do you call yourself Photo Boy, again?

  49. Karissa Shannon Kristina Shannon Cleavage Midriff
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    Go easy on them, people – they’re an illusionist duo act. They make penises disappear, dildos disappear, stupid men’s money disappear…

  50. Vincent Gallo
    The Brown Streak
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    When did Charles get his forehead tattoo removed?

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