The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 1.3.12

January 3rd, 2012 // 598 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, the first Crap of the year, so naturally we stocked it with such carnal treasures as Mariah Carey‘s camel toe, Rihanna‘s nipple ring, man-titties and more man-titties, Elle Macpherson and last but not least, Jonah Hill‘s wanton lust for old lady vagina. (Legend has it, it keeps him from turning fat again.)

Did I mention Aida Yespica?

- The Superficial

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Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Fame, Flynet, Getty, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Lauren Sanchez Bikini
    yoyoblack
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    why does she have ashton kutcher face?

  2. Seal Shirtless Snow Angel Twitter
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    This happens every year. They’re too big for a kid to look after.

  3. Kim Kardashian Butt Tight Dress
    dotmatrix
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    That could be anybody.

  4. Bethenny Frankel
    Chinto
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    It would take a truckload of viagra to get it up for this skank.

  5. Shirley Jones Jonah Hill Hug
    fattymcgee
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    Jonah Hill discovers time travel and brings his future self back to 2012 to finally disprove that silly theory Time Cop first proposed.

  6. Rita Rusic Side Boob Bikini
    Chinto
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    She never has to worry about being hit on by Sir Mix-a-lot

  7. Elle Macpherson Bikini
    dotmatrix
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    If she put on a few pounds she’d still look damn good. Big if though.

  8. Kimora Lee Simmons Bikini
    fattymcgee
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    As soon as I find out who this is and why their pic has been posted, I’ll be able to make a proper smart Alec remark.

  9. Britney Spears Crazy Smile
    Chris
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    Wow. Receding hairline.

  10. The Situation Karate Kick
    dotmatrix
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    What a choice, does one go to his party or Kim’s? Doesn’t really matter, whichever one you go to will prominently feature a giant ass.

  11. Vanessa Hudgens Legs Short Shorts
    fattymcgee
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    You know, she’s actually not that bad looking. Cute face, slim build, flat tummy, nice legs and… HOLY FUCKIN’ CHRIST!! ZOMBIE FEET!!

  12. Simon Cowell Jetski Life Vest Man Boobs
    hbw
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    “Hi, I was told there was buttsex here?”

  13. Donald Faison Shirtless Man Boobs
    Coyote
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    I am twice his age and I look so much better; Thank You for this.

  14. Simon Cowell Jetski Life Vest Man Boobs
    Brink
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    I want his sweaty, hairy chest on my nipples.

  15. Carlos Santana Fanny Pack
    hbw
    Commented on this photo:

    “Anyone out here wanna do a collab with me?”

  16. Karissa Shannon Kristina Shannon Cleavage Midriff
    hbw
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    “Karissa, answer your phone already, I wanna talk to you!”

  17. Melanie Griffith Weird Hat Tights
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    It’s like if Cruella Deville liked bloody baby seals instead of dalmation puppies

  18. Elle Macpherson Bikini
    browny
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    told ya.

  19. Pamela Anderson Cleavage Tight Dress
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    Table for two?……umm…no thanks

  20. Vincent Gallo
    hbw
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    Looks more like A-Whole Foods

  21. The Situation Karate Kick
    Johnny99
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    Weston Cage is looking a lot dorkier these days.

  22. The Situation Karate Kick
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    what a feeling!

  23. Angela Simmons Butt Bikini
    adolf hitler
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    seriously, where is the older sister with the boobies?

  24. Snooki Cleavage
    hbw
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    The Guido Brain Dead Convention? She’ll fit right in.

  25. Rihanna Nipple Ring See Through Dress
    ktulu
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    Wonky nipples, (shaved) uni-brow, gorilla nose

  26. Lady Gaga Tight Bodysuit
    hbw
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    Two balls dropped this year.

  27. Rihanna Nipple Ring See Through Dress
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    Dina Lohan in 5 years in the background.

  28. George Clooney Alex Rodriguez Binoculars
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    In their bachelor bunker. It’s where they stay every time they get a bitch pregnant.

  29. Aubrey O'Day Cleavage
    AC
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    Based on the size of those pecs, it’s time for Carrot Top to lay off the ‘roids.

  30. Ronnie Ortiz-Magro
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    What makes this fan crazy? The fact that he’s a Ronnie fan? That he hasn’t buttoned up the bottom half of his shirt? Or that he’s Indian and somehow out in public and not currently in a cubicle at a call center?

  31. Karissa Shannon Kristina Shannon Cleavage Midriff
    Buddy the Elf
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    nothing remotely special about either.
    Unless you count selling your souls and bodies to the Crypt Keeper for relevance…

  32. Mariah Carey Cameltoe Tight Pantsuit
    Cookie
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    I think I have a letter for you in one of my saddlebags..

  33. Simon Cowell Jetski Life Vest Man Boobs
    Confident Male
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    Sean Connery called. He wants his body back.

  34. That Guy

    She’s drugged up to her eyeballs there.

  35. Shirley Jones Jonah Hill Hug
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    Come on Shirley, you can do much better.

  36. Vincent Gallo
    Cookie
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    Wanted to spend the gift card he got for his birthday a couple weeks ago.

  37. Shirley Jones Jonah Hill Hug
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    Two performers; one whose long career is reaching its end and the other, an old lady.

  38. Rihanna Nipple Ring See Through Dress
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    Say what you want, but I’d cover this chick like a glazed donut.

  39. Seal Shirtless Snow Angel Twitter
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    That’s actually sawdust. It just looks white next to Seal.

  40. Simon Cowell Jetski Life Vest Man Boobs
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    He did a great job in that Planet of The Apes movie.

  41. Britney Spears Crazy Smile
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    MILF next door who used to be a cheerleader in high school and then watched it all go downhill. Only with lots more money.

  42. Jon and Kate plus Hate

    Screw Rhianna, what’s that “thing” behind her? Good God Almighty!

  43. Mariah Carey Cameltoe Tight Pantsuit
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    I like the center part in her hair and the matching one in her pants.

  44. Mariah Carey Cameltoe Tight Pantsuit
    allieb
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    is it me or does it look a little wet down there?

    • It's the kimkim, bitches

      It does look wet down there. But I inspected it in full size and zoomed in and it appears to be a shadow. However, it does appear that she dropped some fried shrimp on her left thigh so, that’s pretty fucking gross.

  45. Vincent Gallo
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    It’s gettin’ real in the Whole Foods parking lot.

  46. Shirley Jones Jonah Hill Hug
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    Awwww. Shirley put a horse blanket on the weird looking little pony.

  47. Elle Macpherson Bikini
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    Where the hell is her vagina?

  48. Melanie Griffith Weird Hat Tights
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    You know what’s in that purse? Juggling pins.

  49. Tom Arnold
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    Sorry, who?

  50. Kim Kardashian Butt Tight Dress
    Johnny P!
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    One day, The Superficial will put a moratorium on anything Kardashian, and that will be a beautiful day.

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