Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, the first Crap of the year, so naturally we stocked it with such carnal treasures as Mariah Carey‘s camel toe, Rihanna‘s nipple ring, man-titties and more man-titties, Elle Macpherson and last but not least, Jonah Hill‘s wanton lust for old lady vagina. (Legend has it, it keeps him from turning fat again.)
Did I mention Aida Yespica?
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why does she have ashton kutcher face?
This happens every year. They’re too big for a kid to look after.
That could be anybody.
Anybody with a giant and rather saggy ass, Kim’s losing the battle with gravity.
It would take a truckload of viagra to get it up for this skank.
Jonah Hill discovers time travel and brings his future self back to 2012 to finally disprove that silly theory Time Cop first proposed.
She never has to worry about being hit on by Sir Mix-a-lot
Word. His anaconda is desirous of none.
If she put on a few pounds she’d still look damn good. Big if though.
As soon as I find out who this is and why their pic has been posted, I’ll be able to make a proper smart Alec remark.
Wow. Receding hairline.
What a choice, does one go to his party or Kim’s? Doesn’t really matter, whichever one you go to will prominently feature a giant ass.
You know, she’s actually not that bad looking. Cute face, slim build, flat tummy, nice legs and… HOLY FUCKIN’ CHRIST!! ZOMBIE FEET!!
“Hi, I was told there was buttsex here?”
I am twice his age and I look so much better; Thank You for this.
Donald Faison is 37 which, if what you say is true, would make you 74. I can’t help but be sceptical.
Coyote – please send us a picture.
I want his sweaty, hairy chest on my nipples.
“Anyone out here wanna do a collab with me?”
“Karissa, answer your phone already, I wanna talk to you!”
It’s like if Cruella Deville liked bloody baby seals instead of dalmation puppies
She saw Seal making snow angels and is on her way to club him.
told ya.
Table for two?……umm…no thanks
Looks more like A-Whole Foods
Weston Cage is looking a lot dorkier these days.
what a feeling!
seriously, where is the older sister with the boobies?
The Guido Brain Dead Convention? She’ll fit right in.
Wonky nipples, (shaved) uni-brow, gorilla nose
Two balls dropped this year.
Dina Lohan in 5 years in the background.
In their bachelor bunker. It’s where they stay every time they get a bitch pregnant.
Based on the size of those pecs, it’s time for Carrot Top to lay off the ‘roids.
What makes this fan crazy? The fact that he’s a Ronnie fan? That he hasn’t buttoned up the bottom half of his shirt? Or that he’s Indian and somehow out in public and not currently in a cubicle at a call center?
nothing remotely special about either.
Unless you count selling your souls and bodies to the Crypt Keeper for relevance…
I think I have a letter for you in one of my saddlebags..
Sean Connery called. He wants his body back.
She’s drugged up to her eyeballs there.
Come on Shirley, you can do much better.
Wanted to spend the gift card he got for his birthday a couple weeks ago.
Two performers; one whose long career is reaching its end and the other, an old lady.
Say what you want, but I’d cover this chick like a glazed donut.
That’s actually sawdust. It just looks white next to Seal.
He did a great job in that Planet of The Apes movie.
MILF next door who used to be a cheerleader in high school and then watched it all go downhill. Only with lots more money.
Screw Rhianna, what’s that “thing” behind her? Good God Almighty!
Thats my mother, fresh out of rehab.
I like the center part in her hair and the matching one in her pants.
is it me or does it look a little wet down there?
It does look wet down there. But I inspected it in full size and zoomed in and it appears to be a shadow. However, it does appear that she dropped some fried shrimp on her left thigh so, that’s pretty fucking gross.
I used my uber expensive software, and her crocth does appear to be moist. So ….no underclothes, andddddd…..she needs a handler to appear in public.
Brett Ratner just spooged in his pants, kimmy.
It’s gettin’ real in the Whole Foods parking lot.
Awwww. Shirley put a horse blanket on the weird looking little pony.
Where the hell is her vagina?
You know what’s in that purse? Juggling pins.
Sorry, who?
One day, The Superficial will put a moratorium on anything Kardashian, and that will be a beautiful day.
I say starting last year. STOP POSTING ANYTHING KUNTRASHIAN