The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 1.3.12

January 3rd, 2012 // 598 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, the first Crap of the year, so naturally we stocked it with such carnal treasures as Mariah Carey‘s camel toe, Rihanna‘s nipple ring, man-titties and more man-titties, Elle Macpherson and last but not least, Jonah Hill‘s wanton lust for old lady vagina. (Legend has it, it keeps him from turning fat again.)

Did I mention Aida Yespica?

- The Superficial

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Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Fame, Flynet, Getty, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Simon Cowell Jetski Life Vest Man Boobs
    Swearin
    Commented on this photo:

    “Well, thanks to X-Factor, I’m riding…”
    *flips sunglasses*
    “…a new wave of success!”

    YEEEEAH!!!

  2. Carlos Santana Fanny Pack
    Krusty The Klown
    Commented on this photo:

    Wow… that is one well dressed hobo.

  3. Kim Kardashian Butt Tight Dress
    Rooster
    Commented on this photo:

    You would think that the Mr. Bodyguard would have a smile on face… I mean this is pretty much a sure thing right?

  4. Karissa Shannon Kristina Shannon Cleavage Midriff
    Krusty The Klown
    Commented on this photo:

    “Performing” what, exactly?

  5. James Van Der Beek Kimberly Brook Pregnant
    catapostrophe
    Commented on this photo:

    I didn’t know Van Der Beek has muscular dystrophy. Inspiring!

  6. Seal Shirtless Snow Angel Twitter
    Krusty The Klown
    Commented on this photo:

    Wow… beached seal.

  7. Britney Spears Crazy Smile
    Jill Ess
    Commented on this photo:

    Trollface…somewhat asymmetrical with an enormous grin showing two enormous rows of teeth. There is a maniacal look in the eye of this meme. Due to the unattractiveness of the face, the meme is aptly named.

  8. Elle Macpherson Bikini
    Krusty The Klown
    Commented on this photo:

    MUST…… HOLD…… IN!!!!

  9. Lady Gaga Tight Bodysuit
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
    Commented on this photo:

    Balls about to drop

  10. Fergie Sen Dog
    catapostrophe
    Commented on this photo:

    What’s a Sen Dog?

  11. Vanessa Hudgens Legs Short Shorts
    dontkillthemessenger
    Commented on this photo:

    No need for the Leo DiCaprio hat move. People simply aren’t interested anymore.

  12. Bethenny Frankel
    catapostrophe
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    She look like Grinch.

  13. Melanie Griffith Weird Hat Tights
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    I wasn’t aware that the codpiece was back.

  14. Tom Arnold
    Krusty The Klown
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    Here we see Tom recreating the look on his face the morning after he married Roseanne…. and had sobered up.

  15. Kimora Lee Simmons Bikini
    Krusty The Klown
    Commented on this photo:

    Who?

  16. Lady Gaga Tight Bodysuit
    Satan's bitch
    Commented on this photo:

    About to shit or barf, can’t decide which.

  17. Melanie Griffith Weird Hat Tights
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Holy shit. No wonder Antonio Banderas is trying to hump Salma Hayek in every picture.

  18. Bethenny Frankel
    dontkillthemessenger
    Commented on this photo:

    If I was that dude, I’d take a DNA test. Or step into the path of an oncoming bus. Whichever is faster.

  19. Tom Arnold
    Swearin
    Commented on this photo:

    Remember that episode of the Simpsons where they made a rocket ship to save people from the destruction of Earth, then Bart & Homer ended up on the rocket taking the dumb, annoying & useless people into the sun and Tom Arnold was on board?

    I hope that’s happening for real.

  20. Pamela Anderson Cleavage Tight Dress
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Did they decide it was going to be their final New Year’s Eve before or after she showed up?

  21. Halle Berry
    Commented on this photo:

    Inspecting for pedestrian marks.

  22. Ronnie Ortiz-Magro
    The Pope
    Commented on this photo:

    Ba-ba-booey!

  23. Snooki Cleavage
    dontkillthemessenger
    Commented on this photo:

    Orange Oompa Loompa cleavage does nothing for me.

  24. Fergie Sen Dog
    Krusty The Klown
    Commented on this photo:

    they’re in Las Vegas. Shouldn’t the left hands be pointing up instead of down?

  25. Mariah Carey Cameltoe Tight Pantsuit
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks like one of those Cabbage Trash Dolls that nobody collects anymore I might add.

  26. Melanie Griffith Weird Hat Tights
    Krusty The Klown
    Commented on this photo:

    IT BURNS!!!! IT BURNS!!!

  27. Vanessa Hudgens Legs Short Shorts
    Swearin
    Commented on this photo:

    So she’s a Yankees fan? Derek Jeter is already buying condoms and signing a baseball

    • Venom

      The best part is that he will be thinking he is giving her herpes, but she will probably give him something much worse.

  28. Melanie Griffith Weird Hat Tights
    Commented on this photo:

    Is that some sort of hat or was this shot taken mid-headshot?

  29. Sophie Monk
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s going downhill fast.

  30. Pamela Anderson Cleavage Tight Dress
    Krusty The Klown
    Commented on this photo:

    “Ok boys, who wants an STD for New Years? Queue up lads, queue up.”

  31. Snooki Cleavage
    Krusty The Klown
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    Oh for God’s sake.

  32. Fergie Sen Dog
    Commented on this photo:

    The Iguana peace sign. Oh come on, you know she looks like an Iguana.

  33. Karissa Shannon Kristina Shannon Cleavage Midriff
    Arzach
    Commented on this photo:

    And by “performing” I assume that they are back to their old job as strippers

  34. Vanessa Hudgens Legs Short Shorts
    Arzach
    Commented on this photo:

    Cannot wait for the leaked pictures of this two getting busy

  35. Simon Cowell Jetski Life Vest Man Boobs
    eatme
    Commented on this photo:

    #1 douche of the world

  36. Rihanna Nipple Ring See Through Dress
    Commented on this photo:

    Foreground: from Barbados
    Background: just visited Barbados and wants everyone to know.

  37. Rihanna Nipple Ring See Through Dress
    Commented on this photo:

    That blond creature is proof that there is life on other planets.

  38. Carlos Santana Fanny Pack
    Gilmore Girl
    Commented on this photo:

    You should never wear a fanny pack because IT MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE YOU’RE WEARING A FANNY PACK!!!!

  39. Halle Berry
    Jim Bob
    Commented on this photo:

    From the thumbnail I thought this was John Stamos

  40. Mariah Carey Cameltoe Tight Pantsuit
    catapostrophe
    Commented on this photo:

    “They’re all gonna laugh at you!”

  41. Mariah Carey Cameltoe Tight Pantsuit
    Quijibo
    Commented on this photo:

    Nice toe.

  42. Sophie Monk
    Quijibo
    Commented on this photo:

    Retard face.

  43. Soviet Snow

    Alien face.

  44. Melanie Griffith Weird Hat Tights
    Quijibo
    Commented on this photo:

    I thought it was a tranny looking at the thumbnail. Yikes.

  45. Rihanna Nipple Ring See Through Dress
    Venom
    Commented on this photo:

    To the young women out there, this is what that stupid sleeve tattoo you just got will look like 20 years from now. Cheers.

  46. George Clooney Alex Rodriguez Binoculars
    LadyLynna
    Commented on this photo:

    Stacey’s trying on wedding dresses? Ha, that’s a laugh!

  47. George Clooney Alex Rodriguez Binoculars
    Venom
    Commented on this photo:

    So in about 6 months Clooney is going to be all bulging with muscles just like all of A Rod’s other women.

  48. Simon Cowell Jetski Life Vest Man Boobs
    Venom
    Commented on this photo:

    He should date A Rod, he will get him into shape in no time.

  49. Ronnie Ortiz-Magro
    LadyLynna
    Commented on this photo:

    I can’t get herpes standing this close to him, right guys? Guys?

  50. Britney Spears Crazy Smile
    Commented on this photo:

    “A razor!!! Somebody get me a razor!!!”

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