Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, the first Crap of the year, so naturally we stocked it with such carnal treasures as Mariah Carey‘s camel toe, Rihanna‘s nipple ring, man-titties and more man-titties, Elle Macpherson and last but not least, Jonah Hill‘s wanton lust for old lady vagina. (Legend has it, it keeps him from turning fat again.)
Did I mention Aida Yespica?
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“Well, thanks to X-Factor, I’m riding…”
*flips sunglasses*
“…a new wave of success!”
YEEEEAH!!!
Nice.
Wow… that is one well dressed hobo.
You would think that the Mr. Bodyguard would have a smile on face… I mean this is pretty much a sure thing right?
At least he’s guaranteed to find a bathroom in a hurry.
“Performing” what, exactly?
I didn’t know Van Der Beek has muscular dystrophy. Inspiring!
+1 hahahahahah! Hi everyone..btw
Wow… beached seal.
+1!
Bwahahaha
Trollface…somewhat asymmetrical with an enormous grin showing two enormous rows of teeth. There is a maniacal look in the eye of this meme. Due to the unattractiveness of the face, the meme is aptly named.
MUST…… HOLD…… IN!!!!
Balls about to drop
What’s a Sen Dog?
When someone fucks with the tranny in the crazy dress, you Sen Dog to handle it.
No need for the Leo DiCaprio hat move. People simply aren’t interested anymore.
She look like Grinch.
I wasn’t aware that the codpiece was back.
Bwahahaha
Here we see Tom recreating the look on his face the morning after he married Roseanne…. and had sobered up.
LOL
Who?
About to shit or barf, can’t decide which.
Both.
Holy shit. No wonder Antonio Banderas is trying to hump Salma Hayek in every picture.
Bingo!
If I was that dude, I’d take a DNA test. Or step into the path of an oncoming bus. Whichever is faster.
Remember that episode of the Simpsons where they made a rocket ship to save people from the destruction of Earth, then Bart & Homer ended up on the rocket taking the dumb, annoying & useless people into the sun and Tom Arnold was on board?
I hope that’s happening for real.
Did they decide it was going to be their final New Year’s Eve before or after she showed up?
Inspecting for pedestrian marks.
Ba-ba-booey!
Orange Oompa Loompa cleavage does nothing for me.
Still skanky as ever!
they’re in Las Vegas. Shouldn’t the left hands be pointing up instead of down?
She looks like one of those Cabbage Trash Dolls that nobody collects anymore I might add.
IT BURNS!!!! IT BURNS!!!
So she’s a Yankees fan? Derek Jeter is already buying condoms and signing a baseball
The best part is that he will be thinking he is giving her herpes, but she will probably give him something much worse.
Is that some sort of hat or was this shot taken mid-headshot?
She’s going downhill fast.
You mean, ‘down under’! Wocka wocka wocka
Face looks like hell.
“Ok boys, who wants an STD for New Years? Queue up lads, queue up.”
Oh for God’s sake.
The Iguana peace sign. Oh come on, you know she looks like an Iguana.
And by “performing” I assume that they are back to their old job as strippers
Cannot wait for the leaked pictures of this two getting busy
#1 douche of the world
Foreground: from Barbados
Background: just visited Barbados and wants everyone to know.
That blond creature is proof that there is life on other planets.
You should never wear a fanny pack because IT MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE YOU’RE WEARING A FANNY PACK!!!!
From the thumbnail I thought this was John Stamos
“They’re all gonna laugh at you!”
Nice toe.
Retard face.
Alien face.
I thought it was a tranny looking at the thumbnail. Yikes.
No. You are correct.
To the young women out there, this is what that stupid sleeve tattoo you just got will look like 20 years from now. Cheers.
Right, because that sleeve is 20 years old. Jesus fuckin Christ.
Half of me wants to explain to you and the other half of me realizes that if you did not initially get it, it is pointless.
Please, don’t bother.
KimKim is just mad because she sports a stupid sleeve herself..
I figured so JBrink.
The only sleeve KimKim has got is a wizard sleeve.
Actually, no, I don’t have a sleeve. Yes, I have tattoos, but a sleeve is overboard for my taste, so please, go fuck yourselves, motherless fucks.
Half of me want to explain to you that you have to have a mother and the other half of me realizes that if you did not initially get it, it is pointless.
Ok, rooster, that’s actually funny. Ha!
Pics, kimmy, I want pics!
Kimmy, did you get up on the wrong side of the bed. You’re more hostile than usual.
Oh wait Kimmy, I know what it is; that damn wildebeast that has moved to our town.
Never in the history of the world has a tattoo made a chick more attractive then she was without it. Just something to mull over while flipping through the book of “latest about to expire tattoo trends”.
Way to go Rhianna, you’ve managed to make the middle-aged woman with the faded sleeve tattoo and corn rows look like “the classy one”.
Stacey’s trying on wedding dresses? Ha, that’s a laugh!
So in about 6 months Clooney is going to be all bulging with muscles just like all of A Rod’s other women.
He should date A Rod, he will get him into shape in no time.
I can’t get herpes standing this close to him, right guys? Guys?
“A razor!!! Somebody get me a razor!!!”