The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 1.3.12

January 3rd, 2012 // 598 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, the first Crap of the year, so naturally we stocked it with such carnal treasures as Mariah Carey‘s camel toe, Rihanna‘s nipple ring, man-titties and more man-titties, Elle Macpherson and last but not least, Jonah Hill‘s wanton lust for old lady vagina. (Legend has it, it keeps him from turning fat again.)

Did I mention Aida Yespica?

- The Superficial

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Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Fame, Flynet, Getty, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. George Clooney Alex Rodriguez Binoculars
    Helena Handbasket
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    They look like a buncha perverts

  2. Kim Kardashian Butt Tight Dress
    Helena Handbasket
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    There’s target practice for hard slapping all over this photo. Where to begin?

  3. The Situation Karate Kick
    Donald Trump
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    IDK why but I totally want to bend him over and introduce him to a new situation!

  4. Simon Cowell Jetski Life Vest Man Boobs
    Blonde
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    I’m bag, douche bag.

  5. Carlos Santana Fanny Pack
    Blonde
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    It’s where he keeps all of his guitar picks.

  6. The Situation Karate Kick
    Mikemav
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    Glad those Pajama Jeans are working out for him!

  7. Simon Cowell Jetski Life Vest Man Boobs
    squishy
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    That is enough moob to put an eye out!!

  8. Ronnie Ortiz-Magro
    squishy
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    Sorry, but which one is which??

  9. Vincent Gallo
    squishy
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    Damn, lookin fine!

  10. Kim Kardashian Butt Tight Dress
    1inPink1inStink
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    What’s Ricki Lake doing on the other side of that velvet rope??

  11. Donald Faison Shirtless Man Boobs
    Donald Trump
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    MOOBS!

  12. Britney Spears Crazy Smile
    omgidk
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    Her eyebrows are running down her face.

  13. Rihanna Nipple Ring See Through Dress
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    muito gata,bela linda.

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