Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, the first Crap of the year, so naturally we stocked it with such carnal treasures as Mariah Carey‘s camel toe, Rihanna‘s nipple ring, man-titties and more man-titties, Elle Macpherson and last but not least, Jonah Hill‘s wanton lust for old lady vagina. (Legend has it, it keeps him from turning fat again.)
Did I mention Aida Yespica?
- The Superficial
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I see empty mouths and both sets of hands, so what could they be “performing?”
Well said.
That waiter/bartender looks like he just figured out where it all went wrong.
That’s her sort of ex bf Matt Kemp the baseball player that just signed a $160 million contract.
Well he looks absolutely thrilled to be there, perhaps that’s the look of a man saying “I could have gone ANYWHERE else tonight with way hotter women.”
Then why isn’t he?
He flew to Europe to be with her when she was on tour there and he went to this even with her. He makes $20 million a year, he can go where the hell he wants when he wants, clearly he is pretty damn happy being with her.
Venom, are you related to either of these people? If not, fuck off and go troll someone else’s comments.
Me thinky somebody is taking your comment a little too seriously.
Dawmiien – how about you stop talking shit and acting like you know someone. YOU are the fucking troll. Lame ass.
FUJOJO: Class is about to begin. This is a website where we make joke comments about random pics presented to us by Fish and Photo Boy. No one here is dumb enough to think this single photo encapsulates the entire evening. Like all photos, it just captures a single moment in time. If you were to go through the entire memory card, I’m sure you’d find pictures of the two of them looking quite happy together. My comments were about the particular moment seen here. If you don’t like people making joke comments about things posted then I suggest you get the hell off the internet altogether because this phenomenon isn’t limited to The Superficial.
Class dismissed.
Well at least we know it isn’t Pippa.
Bwahahaha
In what issue did The Joker knock up Poison Ivy?
If you find that issue, let me know. That sounds like something I could masturbate to.
“Eh oh!”
Run Forest, Run!
what a homely, homely woman. ouch.
Steven Tyler looks great!
Performing?… Is that what were calling back-alley, old man blow jobs these days?
Nasty white skanks w/bleached fried hair. Just another day in LA..
I’m willing to bet that cup is filled with pureed brain.
Is it just me or does she look down-syndrome?
When did Dee Snyder start dressing conservatively?
WONDERTWIN POWERS, ACTIVATE! Form of – an AIDS-infested hooker! Shape of – a talentless silicone freak!
Funny Any
That is a substantial man rack.
Right?!
But I didn’t think it as classily as you; I just thought: “Dayum, that’s some big-ass moobs!”
Still on the wait list for a Moob lift??
They give her all the dark meat at Christmas but only after she promises to chew.
That wanker better have my hot water and lemon ready when I get back to shore.
This was one classy shin-dig. This waste of oxygen can’t even get a decent evening gown; she has to get the slutty version. Then you have the chick with the full arm tat. And lastly it was a Diddy party.
That’s a chick?
She’s not on a ‘biker build-off’ show?
Somewhere A-Rod just jizzed in his pants
She’s dying, isn’t she?
I once gave Charlie Chaplin a handjob.
That was funny. BTW, which one said that?
“Anybody wanna hear about my STD from the silent film era?” sorry, none of JH’s lines were that good :)
Ain’t no shame in a one piece, Elle.
Especially if it’s a burka.
Yes. Time to stop the bikinis. Too skinny is almost as bad as too fat.
OOooh you are so fierce! Come at me Sugar!
‘Don’t wave that cross at me, you minx!’
Since when are Clooney and A-Rod an item?
So many wasted nights as a teenager…
Meh, it just brings to mind the old saying, “Swallow as much as you want, I’ll still make more.”
Well that’s one way to look a little less trashy.
“See!?! It went right back to the shape it was!”
A-Rod is staring at a chick who looks like a dude and Clooney is staring at a dude’s ass…
What happens in Cabo, leaves you walking funny and unable to sit down for a few days.
The only words that can come out of my mouth right now are “what a fucking tool”. I’m not a violent person by nature but this picture makes me want to punch him in the balls. Fucking.Tool.
When will this douchebag die already! Don’t Italians live to be about 30. Or was I just hoping?
I’m Italian so I’d say no but I’m sure Charles Darwin has a theory about people like him….
First Rihanna’s boobs, now this? Our lucky day.
His are much bigger!
Can people stop paying this guy to host parties so he can start hosting at Applebee’s like he was always fated to do?
+1
Word. Specifically a Staten Island Applebee’s.
Oh god please!!!
Sometimes, a black guy’s eyes say everything about the monster behind the velvet rope.
I know sign language. That says Loser Chicken.
Nah mate…. that says “Danger. VD Carrier”
Correct me if I’m wrong, but shouldn’t the black woman be darker than all the white people?
Lol. Good point
Maybe her husband did a Chris Brown and beat the black out of her?
When did Amy Poehler get all tatted up?
Not gonna lie, I’m sorta digging the dolled up Down’s girl with the big smile.
Xtra chromosomes are hot hot hot.
Where’s Chong?
That’s a nice jacket for a homeless man.
That’s a lot of pressure to put on one zipper.
That’s a lot of pressure for a dozen zippers.
As usual, sinking into soft whiteness.
“Hey George, is that Stacey over there talking to Chyna? Can she introduce me?”
funny
“You do the Hokey Pokey and you turn yourself around…”
I’m glad his job selling newspapers on the subway has been a success.
“I think I just wet ‘em, y’all!”
hahaaaaa
+1 Hahahahaha!
does having your name stamped on your fanny pack make them more or less fucking awesome.
Less fucking awesome. Everything about that thing is less fucking awesome.
Well said. No self-respecting man should wear one. I don’t care if there’s a snub-nosed magnum and a pic of him being blown by Minka Kelly in there…it’s still lame as hell.
I can’t believe you noticed, McBeef. I pretty much had to squint to make that out.
I’ve got an eye for detail. Oh and image zoom.
Ew! Barefoot. Sick.
Move: Weston Cage paparazzi karate demo
Whenever I see these two, I’m reminded of the scene from “Cabin Fever” in which the guy has sex with a girl and immediately pours Listerine on his penis when they finish.
Glenn Close is ready to film “Another 101 Dalmatians.”
INCOMING!!!!!!
NOTE TO SELF: never go to Aspen. Ever.
I’ve been there and it was no big deal. Everything in any store costs a minimum of $1,000 dollars. The skiing is overrated, but the lifts are nice and warm, it’s really only for snow bunnies that want to be seen wearing their furs, and not for real passionate skiers.
“I love your neck waddle!”
“You too!”
Sure, Aspen has the snow and the scenery, but it’s really not Christmas without a Panto.