The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 1.29.13

January 29th, 2013 // 388 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed brought to you not only by Kate Upton‘s, but also Kelly Brook‘s considerable uh, talents. They want you to buy things and you should, because their breasts asked nicely. And as if to completely negate those two perfect, bulging examples of capitalism in its finest moment, we’ve also got Brandi Glanville at her book signing. She titled it ‘Drinking & Tweeting and other Brandi Blunders’ so, you know what? Instead of continuing here, I’m just going to gaze at my state school diploma for a while and sob for humanity.

“Yes Dad, my advisor said there’s tons of career options for Communications majors.” *hangs up phone, heads to happy hour for 50 cent beers* - Photo Boy, circa 2001

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  1. Jeremy Renner Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters Premiere Sydney
    cc
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    Hollywood…where guys that look like this get laid.

  2. Kate Upton Cleavage Sam Edelman Shoes Ad
    somerandomchic
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    I don’t care how many ballet flats you throw at me I’m never taking off these heels!!!

  3. Dita Von Teese Mischa Barton Lambertz Monday Night
    donkeylicks
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    In every picture of Dita Von Teese inopportunely having her photo taken with Mischa Barton there’s a bald headed black woman saying it all with her neck.

  4. David Beckham Grabbing Butt Adidas Commercial
    somerandomchic
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    My ass is perfectly round. Scientists calibrate their instruments on my ass.

  5. Jeremy Renner Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters Premiere Sydney
    Pine Table Fever
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    The steely gaze of a man in his sexual and physical prime. Never has there been, or will be again, a man in such perfect condition. His eyes scan the awaiting crowd with the dedication and commitment of a man who knows what he wants and is determined to get it….

    Peanut M&M’s.

  6. Angela Bassett GMA
    Pine Table Fever
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    Little Richard, looking good.

  7. Jaden Smith Gang Signs Bandana Balcony
    Pine Table Fever
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    Tupac died for this?

  8. Edita Vilkeviciute Bikini Victorias Secret
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    Let’s check the rule book – Modeling 101: “The more unpronounceable her name, the hotter she is likely to be” yup, still valid.

  9. Kate Upton Cleavage Sam Edelman Shoes Ad
    Twink
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    What shoes????

  10. Anne Hathaway Legs Short Shorts Giant Hat
    Arzach
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    Say what you will but she has very nice legs… I’d hit that

  11. Bill Gates Headphones German Development Ministry
    Funtleburger
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    “Huh, the Germans really do have a single word for “I reached up his ass and removed the fecal blockage.’ Very precise people. I respect that. Unfortunate that I’ll still have to destroy them with Windows8.”

  12. Dita Von Teese Mischa Barton Lambertz Monday Night
    Spartacus
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    Thats no moon

  13. Jeremy Renner Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters Premiere Sydney
    Irongirl
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    Say what you want, I totally would.

    Too bad he’s gay.

  14. Bill Gates Headphones German Development Ministry
    Irongirl
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    “Hallöchen…”

  15. Larry King Hugging Arsenio Hall Tongue Out NATPE
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    This was a conversation that obviously went far off track.

  16. Simon Cowell Holding Cocaine Vial
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    I used to carry one of those around, and there was a little spoon attached to the inside of the cap. I have no idea what it was for. I just thought it was cool to keep in my pocket. ;o)~

  17. Kim Kardashian Yoga Pants Shirt Tied Around Waist
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    “Kim Kardashian at the gym…”

    Why?

  18. Adrienne Bailon Side Boob HYPNOTIQ Valentines Day Cocktail Recipe Launch
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    I would love for her to be the subject of some further investigation…

  19. Katharine McPhee O Face Jack Davenport Smash Set
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    Oh, Katharine, you silly minx. You are such a tease!

  20. Brandi Glanville Cleavage Holding Drinking And Tweeting Book
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    Woof.

  21. Anne Hathaway Legs Short Shorts Giant Hat
    petey
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    She used to have a good body. Now she’s a bean pole & combined with the short hair – meh.

  22. Kim Kardashian Yoga Pants Shirt Tied Around Waist
    petey
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    Funny how she’s always photographed leaving the gym lately, yet she looks like she’s gained about 20 lbs. I’d fire the trainer.

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