The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 1.28.14

January 28th, 2014 // 271 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where I’m keenly aware I’m writing words under Ireland Baldwin’s‘s bra selfie.
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What? You didn’t read the first part?

- Photo Boy

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  1. Nikki Reed Butt Yoga Pants Pumping Gas
    Yes Man
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    Now were talking…,
    This girl is a good time in a nice tight package.
    I’ll have seconds please…

  2. Busy Philipps Butt Yoga Pants Daughter Cricket
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    spandex is a privilege, not a right.

  3. Matthew McConaughey Wiping Mouth Dallas Buyers Club Photo Call Rome
    Polk
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    But is he going to bang Woody’s wife?

  4. Steven Tyler See Through Cheetah Print Shirt White Jeans Sandals
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    It really does look as if Steven Tyler is wearing a bra.

  5. Crystal Hefner Cleavage Instagram
    Cock Dr
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    Demonstrating here the “smokey eye” cosmetic technique and her tits.

  6. Hilary Duff Butt Tight White Jeans Son Luca Coldwater Canyon Park
    Cock Dr
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    Those are good shoes for tramping through the mud at the park chasing after an active toddler.

  7. Chris Christie Whispering To Bill De Blasio Super Bowl Kickoff Spectacular
    Cock Dr
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    OMG he’s huge.

  8. Liam Neeson Shooting Hand Gun Julianne Moore Non Stop Premiere Paris
    Brit
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    You come to this country, take advantage of the system and think because we are tolerant that we are weak and helpless. Your arrogance offends me. And for that Julianne’s and my rate just went up 10%.

  9. Leonardo DiCaprio Greeting Fans In Tokyo
    Swearin
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    “You’re the man from the whiskey commercial! Can I have your autograph?”

  10. Alicia Keys With Huge Bald Bodyguard With Handlebar Moustache
    Swearin
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    I may be out of the loop; is Tyler Perry directing a Carmen Sandiego movie?

  11. Alicia Keys With Huge Bald Bodyguard With Handlebar Moustache
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    Yosemite Sam looks like he’s seen some shit.

  12. Ashley Tisdale Butt Tight Dress That Awkward Moment Premiere
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    Her nose looks less hooky…

  13. Liam Neeson Shooting Hand Gun Julianne Moore Non Stop Premiere Paris
    Commented on this photo:

    “When you shoot your ‘love gun’, isn’t it custom to wink?”
    “I can’t . Botox won’t let me.”

  14. Emile Hirsche Looking Down At Crotch Ten Thousand Saints Set
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    “I’m sorry little guy, the alter boys aren’t biting today… Lets try the Boy Scouts.”

  15. Chris Christie Whispering To Bill De Blasio Super Bowl Kickoff Spectacular
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    “Sometimes I like to put on a blonde wig and run through the aisles of the local Walmart screaming ‘Someone took my Honey Boo Boo child!’”

  16. Steven Tyler See Through Cheetah Print Shirt White Jeans Sandals
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    ugh. that footware makes me want to nuke my stratocaster.

  17. Steven Tyler See Through Cheetah Print Shirt White Jeans Sandals
    You Asshat
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    Busted toes. Yuck!

  18. Hilary Duff Butt Tight White Jeans Son Luca Coldwater Canyon Park
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    wrecked. never to recover.

  19. Nick Cannon Louis Vuitton Bag
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    Drumline: Stupid Fucking Movie
    Mariah: Stupid Fucking Diva

    I’m beginning to see a pattern.

  20. Goldie Hawn Fake Tan Face Wrinkles Holding Up Hair World Economic Forum Davos Hotel Steigenberger
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    …and …and… and when I do this…. my butt lifts up and goes. “PFFFFFT”…. and it’s so funny my husband laughs… I mean the grandkid…oh fuck… whoever that guy is…..”

  21. Alicia Keys With Huge Bald Bodyguard With Handlebar Moustache
    Minky Wail
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    Somebody tell that guy he’s got his beard on upside down.

  22. Steven Tyler See Through Cheetah Print Shirt White Jeans Sandals
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    Busting out in a rendition of Swing Low Sweet Chariot didn’t seem at all out of place to Tyler.

  23. Crystal Hefner Cleavage Instagram
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    Ohhh, the wrinkled horrors those eyes have seen up close.

  24. Mickey Rourke Skinny Bicep Scar
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    Nice to see a shitty human being struttin’ it.

  25. Elizabeth Banks Shaved Eyebrows TSA Screening LAX
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    Is airport security making people remove their eyebrows now too?

  26. Busy Philipps Butt Yoga Pants Daughter Cricket
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    Jiminy cricket, she’s a busy one!

  27. Elizabeth Banks Shaved Eyebrows TSA Screening LAX
    CK
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    Aww, is someone pouty that no-one wanted to pat her down?

  28. Tom Gormican Zac Efron That Awkward Moment Premiere
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    Way to spoil the movie, guys…

  29. Tom Gormican Zac Efron That Awkward Moment Premiere
    Dicktickles
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    It wasn’t awkward at all once Efron admitted to being a power bottom.

  30. Goldie Hawn Fake Tan Face Wrinkles Holding Up Hair World Economic Forum Davos Hotel Steigenberger
    Vlad
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    I have wasps in my brain!

  31. Hilary Duff Butt Tight White Jeans Son Luca Coldwater Canyon Park
    Blumpkin
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    I would love to find out how many licks it would take to make her pop .

  32. Chris Christie Whispering To Bill De Blasio Super Bowl Kickoff Spectacular
    s45qu4tch
    Commented on this photo:

    Hey Abbott. Who’s on first?

  33. Tom Gormican Zac Efron That Awkward Moment Premiere
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    “You’ll make a wonderful Batman.”
    “I’m not Ben Affleck.”
    “I’m so high right now!”
    “Please stop shaking my hand.”

  34. Leonardo DiCaprio Greeting Fans In Tokyo
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    Oh god. Is bringing one of those home now, too?

  35. Ireland Baldwin Cleavage Bra Instagram
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    Damn, she finally looks hot for once, very doable in this photo.

  36. Matthew McConaughey Wiping Mouth Dallas Buyers Club Photo Call Rome
    malaka
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    dude, you gotta smell my finger.

  37. Nick Cannon Louis Vuitton Bag
    malaka
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    that girl was so freakin hot in drumline.
    mariah was so cute back in the early 90s.

    and dave chappelle’s son says that this guy is hilarious.

  38. Steven Tyler See Through Cheetah Print Shirt White Jeans Sandals
    malaka
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    oh man,, heather locklear locks terrible.
    so sad when women cannot accept aging gracefully.

  39. Mickey Rourke Skinny Bicep Scar
    malaka
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    what is today known as the swastika has been a sacred symbol in numerous cultures for thousands of years.
    particularly in southern and eastern asia.
    as to why this dude has got em on his clothing and epidermis is anyone’s guess.

  40. Debby Ryan That Awkward Moment Premiere
    malaka
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    meh, she’s not as cute as those lizzie mcguire girls.

    *takes a moment to format hard drive*

  41. Hilary Duff Butt Tight White Jeans Son Luca Coldwater Canyon Park
    malaka
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    there’s my girl. love those strong thick thighs.
    idc what anyone says.

  42. LaLa Anthony Cleavage Crazy Eyes Good Morning America
    malaka
    Commented on this photo:

    RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!
    TYRA BANKS IS A VAMPIRE!!!!

  43. Elizabeth Banks Shaved Eyebrows TSA Screening LAX
    malaka
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    she was like the new tommy lee jones / samuel jackson for a
    few years. (she was in every movie).
    so was michael cera.
    now its paul rudd and jonah hill.

  44. LaLa Anthony Cleavage Crazy Eyes Good Morning America
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    “Sometimes grown men mistake my huge tits for footballs.”

  45. Ireland Baldwin Cleavage Bra Instagram
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    I thought this was Joanna Krupa. I feel like I should be punished.

  46. Nick Cannon Louis Vuitton Bag
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    Seamless is delivering headphones and handbags now?

  47. Mickey Rourke Skinny Bicep Scar
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    Dallas Buyers Club 2, now in production.

  48. Debby Ryan That Awkward Moment Premiere
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    The teddy bear in the picture pretty much confirms that this is child porn I’m looking at.

  49. Steven Tyler See Through Cheetah Print Shirt White Jeans Sandals
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    Who’s the woman next to Spike lee ?

  50. Leonardo DiCaprio Greeting Fans In Tokyo
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    “Goddammit, I can never remember this. Remind me, do I write Pitt-Jolie, or Jolie-Pitt?”

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