Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where I’m keenly aware I’m writing words under Ireland Baldwin’s‘s bra selfie.
What? You didn’t read the first part?
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Always said her face was was man-ish. This is helping her in the slightest.
Danica has taken her sexiness and turned it into the equivalent of a prison bitch. Never thought I would long to see her back in head to toe racing gear instead.
Lanny looks old, but very dapper.
‘They’re out of my prooooddduuuuuuct!’
“Kid, just say “Hey, lady! You call him Dr. Jones!” and I’ll sign your back”
That’s he best she’s ever looked. She should stick with this look.
Crystal Hefner…a hooker on long term contract.
isn’t that Chuck Liddell in the background
It sure as hell looks like him.
That is Chuck in the background, and Mickey looks better
than he has in 20 years. He’s lost a few pounds too.
Good for him I always liked the guy, good actor too.
Did Courtney Stodden go back to blonde?
I thought it was Stodden from the thumbnail. Not a good thing
Courtney Stodden 2.0.
She’ll need a better grip than that to snug up that neck skin.
At a Botox clinic? Looks like it’s working.
Jonah Hill and Leo DeCaprio, 2030.
Yeah, Nike jacket, LV bag, Beats by Dre headphones…this guy doesn’t do name branding at all….
That Awkward Moment…when you start to make a duck face and realize it’s 2014.
Did Johnny Knoxville glue pubes to McConaughey’s face?
He must have had to borrow some jeans because he never wears anything loose fit.
Ervin Johnson III has lost some weight.
That Awkward Moment…when your kids watch “Jessie” on the Disney Channel and you find yourself watching the show with them to check out Debby Ryan and find yourself asking plot questions.
I had that same awkward moment with “iCarly” and “The Suite Life of Zack & Cody” and “Hannah Montana”. Goddamnit, those kids spend too much time over here.
I’ll say they are. You’re allowed to spend time alone with children?
Uh, I plead the Fifth.
and immediately afterward, she pulled her jowls up even higher.
“Listen, if the public endorsement of my future presidential campaign isn’t in writing by Saturday at midnight, I’ll shut down every tunnel and bridge between the city and stadium. Capiche?”
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