Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where I’m keenly aware I’m writing words under Ireland Baldwin’s‘s bra selfie.
What? You didn’t read the first part?
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Definitely wearing a thong. There’s NO room for underwear in those pants.
“So I stared right back at her brown eye, you can’t show it any sign of fear. Then I stuck these two fingers right in!”
That Awkward Moment when Ashley Tisdale realizes her post-HSM career is going as well as Corbin Bleu and whatsherfacetheblackchick
I’m going to have bariatric surgery then make a comeback.
Emma Watson wasn’t so accommodating when I asked her to sign my Hermione bust. That pepper spray hurts like a motherfucker.
‘So I slipped the guys a c-note each and said ‘Get out your fuckin’ signs and vests and close that lane!’
That ass is nice.
I hope she loves something on the buffet table for Queen Latifah.
Gosh I hope Homeland Security doesn’t put her through the Rapescan.
You saw that too, huh? High five for being on the same watchlist.
I love the Teva’s. And I totally feel sorry for the nail salon worker who had to paint his gnarled toe nails. What a miserable job.
Obama is regretting choosing her as next Chairman of the Federal Reserve.
I love her. She’s pretty sexy.
Who is this again?
Oh yes, the former wife of Ambassador Dennis Rodman.
Pump it, baby.
Hello, yes, I need to schedule an emergency appointment… this baby is looking almost 3 months old.
Hey, can’t an old man buy a pair of bifocals in peace ?
“Not the yellow shit again, OK? Where’d you get that shit, east LA? I can’t even smell my own farts anymore.”
About time she took him to the beach. And let us see her in a bikini.
You are as wise as you are brave. I second that!
Ah, black and white supremacist love. How touching.
Yup, I can see why she’d need a massive SUV to cart around her 100 pound frame.
Um it’s pretty standard for a human to drive a vehicle roughly 22 times his body weight.
Up yours, Math!
“I know you’re not on my side, but hey, if your worried about the
Velveeta shortage, just call my secretary, we got tons of it
in a secret warehouse. We got Ro-Tel tomatoes too, I can hook you
up with anything.”
“So I was just fucking around with Natasha, you know? She was on the ski slope… I sneaked up behind her… you know, just to give her a scare… I put my fingers in her back like this and sad ‘Stick ‘em up!’ Well… I didn’t think she’d fall backwards and whack her head on the snow… I was just fucking around, you know….”
Her car gets a regular name and her daughter gets that dumb shit?
Free handjobs ! Let me in !
You guys hiding behind that furniture, I said “FREE HANDJOBS” !.
I’m not going to leave until I get to all of you! NOW LET ME IN !!!
Someone give her the “Havoc” remake script, STAT.
It’s time he had his own reality show.
Brilliant idea. That one I’d watch!
Do these pants make me look Dinklage?
Mistaking the little boy for an up and coming asian victoria’s secret model Leo tried to get a phone number.
Their “Edgar Bergen and Charlie McCarthy” skit, that they worked on
for months, fell flat to a confused audience who couldn’t figure
out which of them was the dummy.
Fuck, wet ‘em again.
Just because that top and bra works on a 20 something doesn’t mean it works for you.
Steroid-Zombies, a Vegan’s nightmare.
with Chuck Lidell sitting right behind him
Baby,… or spare tits?
I’ll get you my pretty and your little dog too.
Work it Girlfriend
Back in the 90’s I worked out at the same gym as the Girl from
American Gladiators. Danica looks just like her in that body suit.
So, one day she was working out her calves and she cut a vain on her
calf, and they couldn’t get it to stop bleeding. Evidently when you
slam steroids it makes your skin very thin, and she accidently rubbed
against the bar . I’ll never be able to un-see that moment, or why
people would risk steroids.
…um …because they’re awesome.
(oh, and, you’re talking outta yer ass)
Something tells me you probably lack a neck.
See what happens to your lips when you suck enough old man dick.
Yup, that’s what happens to your lips when you suck enough old man dick, all right. You put a little more lipstick on them each day. Just a little more, thinking, “Maybe this‘ll be enough so I don’t have to feel it.” And it isn’t, so the next day you apply just a little more…
And by pretty sexy, you mean she has a pulse.
Pretty much, yeah.
London? I thought Bieber was hiding in Panama!
Still one of the cutest girls in Hollywood. Definitely would.
Memo to self lose 100lbs and 25 years, add $100 Million.
Whenever I see her pictures, it’s good to know we both have nothing better to do with our lives.
Now I feel a warm sense of vindication in naming my sons Dung Beetle and Stink Bug. SUCK ON THAT MOM IN LAW!!!!
Somebody needs to tell her those “flattering” black lines aren’t
working any more. Skip a few meals babe…
I wonder if all the surgery and drugs made him idiot enough to realize he’s wearing TWO swastikas, and one of those is permanent
Busy is the new Chunky
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