The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 1.28.14

January 28th, 2014 // 271 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where I’m keenly aware I’m writing words under Ireland Baldwin’s‘s bra selfie.
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What? You didn’t read the first part?

- Photo Boy

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  1. Hilary Duff Butt Tight White Jeans Son Luca Coldwater Canyon Park
    cc
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    Definitely wearing a thong. There’s NO room for underwear in those pants.

  2. Liam Neeson Shooting Hand Gun Julianne Moore Non Stop Premiere Paris
    FruitLoop
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    “So I stared right back at her brown eye, you can’t show it any sign of fear. Then I stuck these two fingers right in!”

  3. Ashley Tisdale Butt Tight Dress That Awkward Moment Premiere
    Commented on this photo:

    That Awkward Moment when Ashley Tisdale realizes her post-HSM career is going as well as Corbin Bleu and whatsherfacetheblackchick

  4. Chris Christie Whispering To Bill De Blasio Super Bowl Kickoff Spectacular
    cc
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    I’m going to have bariatric surgery then make a comeback.

  5. Ralph Fiennes Signing Lord Voldemort Statue The Invisible Woman Premiere
    Commented on this photo:

    Emma Watson wasn’t so accommodating when I asked her to sign my Hermione bust. That pepper spray hurts like a motherfucker.

  6. Chris Christie Whispering To Bill De Blasio Super Bowl Kickoff Spectacular
    cc
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    ‘So I slipped the guys a c-note each and said ‘Get out your fuckin’ signs and vests and close that lane!’

  7. Hilary Duff Butt Tight White Jeans Son Luca Coldwater Canyon Park
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    That ass is nice.

  8. LaLa Anthony Cleavage Crazy Eyes Good Morning America
    cc
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    I hope she loves something on the buffet table for Queen Latifah.

  9. Elizabeth Banks Shaved Eyebrows TSA Screening LAX
    cc
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    Gosh I hope Homeland Security doesn’t put her through the Rapescan.

  10. Steven Tyler See Through Cheetah Print Shirt White Jeans Sandals
    Pickle Nose
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    I love the Teva’s. And I totally feel sorry for the nail salon worker who had to paint his gnarled toe nails. What a miserable job.

  11. Goldie Hawn Fake Tan Face Wrinkles Holding Up Hair World Economic Forum Davos Hotel Steigenberger
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Obama is regretting choosing her as next Chairman of the Federal Reserve.

  12. Elizabeth Banks Shaved Eyebrows TSA Screening LAX
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    I love her. She’s pretty sexy.

  13. Carmen Electra Cleavage Lambertz Monday Night At Alter Wartesaal
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Who is this again?

    Oh yes, the former wife of Ambassador Dennis Rodman.

  14. Nikki Reed Butt Yoga Pants Pumping Gas
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    Pump it, baby.

  15. Busy Philipps Butt Yoga Pants Daughter Cricket
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    Judy what?

  16. Katie Price Fur Lined Coat Crazy Tights Baby Stroller Botox Clinic
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Hello, yes, I need to schedule an emergency appointment… this baby is looking almost 3 months old.

  17. Steven Tyler See Through Cheetah Print Shirt White Jeans Sandals
    Bonky
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    Hey, can’t an old man buy a pair of bifocals in peace ?

  18. Tom Gormican Zac Efron That Awkward Moment Premiere
    Deacon Jones
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    “Not the yellow shit again, OK? Where’d you get that shit, east LA? I can’t even smell my own farts anymore.”

  19. Hilary Duff Butt Tight White Jeans Son Luca Coldwater Canyon Park
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    About time she took him to the beach. And let us see her in a bikini.

  20. Alicia Keys With Huge Bald Bodyguard With Handlebar Moustache
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Ah, black and white supremacist love. How touching.

  21. Alicia Keys With Huge Bald Bodyguard With Handlebar Moustache
    Deacon Jones
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    (BOOM…BOOM….BOOM..BOOOM…BOOOM)

  22. Nikki Reed Butt Yoga Pants Pumping Gas
    cc
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    Yup, I can see why she’d need a massive SUV to cart around her 100 pound frame.

  23. Busy Philipps Butt Yoga Pants Daughter Cricket
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    Keep going

  24. Chris Christie Whispering To Bill De Blasio Super Bowl Kickoff Spectacular
    Bonky
    Commented on this photo:

    “I know you’re not on my side, but hey, if your worried about the
    Velveeta shortage, just call my secretary, we got tons of it
    in a secret warehouse. We got Ro-Tel tomatoes too, I can hook you
    up with anything.”

  25. Liam Neeson Shooting Hand Gun Julianne Moore Non Stop Premiere Paris
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    “So I was just fucking around with Natasha, you know? She was on the ski slope… I sneaked up behind her… you know, just to give her a scare… I put my fingers in her back like this and sad ‘Stick ‘em up!’ Well… I didn’t think she’d fall backwards and whack her head on the snow… I was just fucking around, you know….”

  26. Busy Philipps Butt Yoga Pants Daughter Cricket
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Her car gets a regular name and her daughter gets that dumb shit?

  27. Danica Patrick Muscle Suit Go Daddy Super Bowl Commercial
    Bonky
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    Free handjobs ! Let me in !
    You guys hiding behind that furniture, I said “FREE HANDJOBS” !.
    I’m not going to leave until I get to all of you! NOW LET ME IN !!!

  28. Debby Ryan That Awkward Moment Premiere
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Someone give her the “Havoc” remake script, STAT.

  29. Steven Tyler See Through Cheetah Print Shirt White Jeans Sandals
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    It’s time he had his own reality show.

  30. Emile Hirsche Looking Down At Crotch Ten Thousand Saints Set
    evilstamos
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    Do these pants make me look Dinklage?

  31. Leonardo DiCaprio Greeting Fans In Tokyo
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    Mistaking the little boy for an up and coming asian victoria’s secret model Leo tried to get a phone number.

  32. Liam Neeson Shooting Hand Gun Julianne Moore Non Stop Premiere Paris
    Bonky
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    Their “Edgar Bergen and Charlie McCarthy” skit, that they worked on
    for months, fell flat to a confused audience who couldn’t figure
    out which of them was the dummy.

  33. Emile Hirsche Looking Down At Crotch Ten Thousand Saints Set
    Bonky
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    Fuck, wet ‘em again.

  34. Steven Tyler See Through Cheetah Print Shirt White Jeans Sandals
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    Just because that top and bra works on a 20 something doesn’t mean it works for you.

  35. Danica Patrick Muscle Suit Go Daddy Super Bowl Commercial
    Odbarc
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    Steroid-Zombies, a Vegan’s nightmare.

  36. Mickey Rourke Skinny Bicep Scar
    Will
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    with Chuck Lidell sitting right behind him

  37. Katie Price Fur Lined Coat Crazy Tights Baby Stroller Botox Clinic
    Heywood Jablomie
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    Baby,… or spare tits?

  38. Alicia Keys With Huge Bald Bodyguard With Handlebar Moustache
    Heywood Jablomie
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    I’ll get you my pretty and your little dog too.

  39. Steven Tyler See Through Cheetah Print Shirt White Jeans Sandals
    Heywood Jablomie
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    Work it Girlfriend

  40. Danica Patrick Muscle Suit Go Daddy Super Bowl Commercial
    MarketingMike
    Commented on this photo:

    Back in the 90′s I worked out at the same gym as the Girl from
    American Gladiators. Danica looks just like her in that body suit.

    So, one day she was working out her calves and she cut a vain on her
    calf, and they couldn’t get it to stop bleeding. Evidently when you
    slam steroids it makes your skin very thin, and she accidently rubbed
    against the bar . I’ll never be able to un-see that moment, or why
    people would risk steroids.

  41. Crystal Hefner Cleavage Instagram
    Heywood Jablomie
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    See what happens to your lips when you suck enough old man dick.

    • Yup, that’s what happens to your lips when you suck enough old man dick, all right. You put a little more lipstick on them each day. Just a little more, thinking, “Maybe this‘ll be enough so I don’t have to feel it.” And it isn’t, so the next day you apply just a little more…

  42. LaLa Anthony Cleavage Crazy Eyes Good Morning America
    Heywood Jablomie
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    Ta-Ta Anthony

  43. Elizabeth Banks Shaved Eyebrows TSA Screening LAX
    Heywood Jablomie
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    And by pretty sexy, you mean she has a pulse.

  44. Katie Price Fur Lined Coat Crazy Tights Baby Stroller Botox Clinic
    MarketingMike
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    London? I thought Bieber was hiding in Panama!

  45. Ashley Tisdale Butt Tight Dress That Awkward Moment Premiere
    MarketingMike
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    Still one of the cutest girls in Hollywood. Definitely would.
    Memo to self lose 100lbs and 25 years, add $100 Million.

  46. Ireland Baldwin Cleavage Bra Instagram
    CrashHell
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    Whenever I see her pictures, it’s good to know we both have nothing better to do with our lives.

  47. Busy Philipps Butt Yoga Pants Daughter Cricket
    CrashHell
    Commented on this photo:

    Now I feel a warm sense of vindication in naming my sons Dung Beetle and Stink Bug. SUCK ON THAT MOM IN LAW!!!!

  48. LaLa Anthony Cleavage Crazy Eyes Good Morning America
    MarketingMike
    Commented on this photo:

    Somebody needs to tell her those “flattering” black lines aren’t
    working any more. Skip a few meals babe…

  49. Mickey Rourke Skinny Bicep Scar
    Oscar
    Commented on this photo:

    I wonder if all the surgery and drugs made him idiot enough to realize he’s wearing TWO swastikas, and one of those is permanent

  50. Busy Philipps Butt Yoga Pants Daughter Cricket
    mt
    Commented on this photo:

    Busy is the new Chunky

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