The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 1.28.14

January 28th, 2014 // 271 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where I’m keenly aware I’m writing words under Ireland Baldwin’s‘s bra selfie.
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What? You didn’t read the first part?

- Photo Boy

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  1. Emile Hirsche Looking Down At Crotch Ten Thousand Saints Set
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    Wait a minute..what’s happening to my special purpose?!

  2. Katie Price Fur Lined Coat Crazy Tights Baby Stroller Botox Clinic
    cc
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    Botox clinic…I know black magic when I see it…those clothes, the stolen baby…

  3. Liam Neeson Shooting Hand Gun Julianne Moore Non Stop Premiere Paris
    Beer Baron
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    “I will find the person who dressed you backwards, Julianne, and I will kill them. PEW-PEW.”

  4. Steven Tyler See Through Cheetah Print Shirt White Jeans Sandals
    Jenn
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    Stop fuckin singin Dude Look Like a Lady at me, you little shit, I bought this shirt in the men’s section!
    My auntie has one just like it.
    Shut up!

  5. Hilary Duff Butt Tight White Jeans Son Luca Coldwater Canyon Park
    Hugh G. Rection
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    Hilary Duff or Hilary Kardashian?

  6. Liam Neeson Shooting Hand Gun Julianne Moore Non Stop Premiere Paris
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    What I just said about Carmen Electra also applies to Julianne Moore.

  7. Busy Philipps Butt Yoga Pants Daughter Cricket
    Hugh G. Rection
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    Can somebody please give her a longer shirt?

  8. Elizabeth Banks Shaved Eyebrows TSA Screening LAX
    Jenn
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    I think they’ve bleached her brows for her Hunger Games character.
    She looks ghostly.

  9. Nikki Reed Butt Yoga Pants Pumping Gas
    Hugh G. Rection
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    I like a chick who can handle a hose.

  10. Ashley Tisdale Butt Tight Dress That Awkward Moment Premiere
    cc
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    Well, she was smart enough to stop hanging with Biebs, I’ll give her that.

  11. Danica Patrick Muscle Suit Go Daddy Super Bowl Commercial
    anonymous
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    Always said her face was was man-ish. This is helping her in the slightest.

  12. Alicia Keys With Huge Bald Bodyguard With Handlebar Moustache
    cc
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    Lanny looks old, but very dapper.

  13. Steven Tyler See Through Cheetah Print Shirt White Jeans Sandals
    cc
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    ‘They’re out of my prooooddduuuuuuct!’

  14. Leonardo DiCaprio Greeting Fans In Tokyo
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    “Kid, just say “Hey, lady! You call him Dr. Jones!” and I’ll sign your back”

  15. Katie Price Fur Lined Coat Crazy Tights Baby Stroller Botox Clinic
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    That’s he best she’s ever looked. She should stick with this look.

  16. Crystal Hefner Cleavage Instagram
    cc
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    Crystal Hefner…a hooker on long term contract.

  17. Mickey Rourke Skinny Bicep Scar
    Who me
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    isn’t that Chuck Liddell in the background

  18. Ireland Baldwin Cleavage Bra Instagram
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    Did Courtney Stodden go back to blonde?

  19. Ashley Tisdale Butt Tight Dress That Awkward Moment Premiere
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    Totally would.

  20. Goldie Hawn Fake Tan Face Wrinkles Holding Up Hair World Economic Forum Davos Hotel Steigenberger
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    She’ll need a better grip than that to snug up that neck skin.

  21. Katie Price Fur Lined Coat Crazy Tights Baby Stroller Botox Clinic
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    At a Botox clinic? Looks like it’s working.

  22. Chris Christie Whispering To Bill De Blasio Super Bowl Kickoff Spectacular
    Cony B
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    Jonah Hill and Leo DeCaprio, 2030.

  23. Nick Cannon Louis Vuitton Bag
    buzz
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    Yeah, Nike jacket, LV bag, Beats by Dre headphones…this guy doesn’t do name branding at all….

  24. Ashley Tisdale Butt Tight Dress That Awkward Moment Premiere
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    That Awkward Moment…when you start to make a duck face and realize it’s 2014.

  25. Matthew McConaughey Wiping Mouth Dallas Buyers Club Photo Call Rome
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    Did Johnny Knoxville glue pubes to McConaughey’s face?

  26. Mickey Rourke Skinny Bicep Scar
    buzz
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    He must have had to borrow some jeans because he never wears anything loose fit.

  27. Alicia Keys With Huge Bald Bodyguard With Handlebar Moustache
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    Ervin Johnson III has lost some weight.

  28. Debby Ryan That Awkward Moment Premiere
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    That Awkward Moment…when your kids watch “Jessie” on the Disney Channel and you find yourself watching the show with them to check out Debby Ryan and find yourself asking plot questions.

  29. Goldie Hawn Fake Tan Face Wrinkles Holding Up Hair World Economic Forum Davos Hotel Steigenberger
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    and immediately afterward, she pulled her jowls up even higher.

  30. Chris Christie Whispering To Bill De Blasio Super Bowl Kickoff Spectacular
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    “Listen, if the public endorsement of my future presidential campaign isn’t in writing by Saturday at midnight, I’ll shut down every tunnel and bridge between the city and stadium. Capiche?”

  31. Ralph Fiennes Signing Lord Voldemort Statue The Invisible Woman Premiere
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    “[sigh]…. just count the money again Ralph, count the money….”

  32. Nick Cannon Louis Vuitton Bag
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    if I don’t get her purse back to her in 60 seconds, it’s the cage again….

  33. Mickey Rourke Skinny Bicep Scar
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    Once you see the swastika, it’s all you going to see.

  34. LaLa Anthony Cleavage Crazy Eyes Good Morning America
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    “Isn’t this the kind that ‘Melo uses in his game?”

  35. Elizabeth Banks Shaved Eyebrows TSA Screening LAX
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    Yeah, she’s looking all Effie-d up right now…

  36. Crystal Hefner Cleavage Instagram
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    i ain’t sayin’ she’s a gold digger, but…

    wait. Yes I am. She is a shameless, gold digging whore.

    (used on Mrs. King as well yesterday, sorry.)

  37. Chris Christie Whispering To Bill De Blasio Super Bowl Kickoff Spectacular
    Ruckus
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    “Another fine mess you’ve gotten us into, Stanley!”

  38. Hilary Duff Butt Tight White Jeans Son Luca Coldwater Canyon Park
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    do they live on the second floor?

  39. Alicia Keys With Huge Bald Bodyguard With Handlebar Moustache
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    That’s Amber Rose. You’re not fooling me.

  40. Ralph Fiennes Signing Lord Voldemort Statue The Invisible Woman Premiere
    cc
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    Receiving the ‘Accepting male pattern baldness gracefully’ award.

  41. Elizabeth Banks Shaved Eyebrows TSA Screening LAX
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    so overrated.

  42. Ralph Fiennes Signing Lord Voldemort Statue The Invisible Woman Premiere
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    You might think you’re a classically trained Shakespearean actor with acclaim from Queen and country…but to us, you’re Voldemort.

    Now sign the toy.

  43. Steven Tyler See Through Cheetah Print Shirt White Jeans Sandals
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    If the look on that black woman’s face isn’t a “dis nigga” look, I don’t know what it. Isn’t that right, Madonna?

  44. Ireland Baldwin Cleavage Bra Instagram
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    Is she dating Shia LaBeouf and plagarizing photos of Courtney Stodden pre-implants as herself?

  45. Crystal Hefner Cleavage Instagram
    yourmom
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    I’m a wife now… I don’t have to look sleazy.

  46. Matthew McConaughey Wiping Mouth Dallas Buyers Club Photo Call Rome
    Beer for thought
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    aaaaaalrigghht

  47. Busy Philipps Butt Yoga Pants Daughter Cricket
    Hopalong
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    She had the kid! I doesn’t look like if from the front… or rear… or side…

  48. Carmen Electra Cleavage Lambertz Monday Night At Alter Wartesaal
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    Now get this. Cameron Diaz is actually four months YOUNGER than her. Something’s not right here, and I think it has something to do with the plot of Bedazzled.

  49. Matthew McConaughey Wiping Mouth Dallas Buyers Club Photo Call Rome
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    “Yeah well Michael, when I eat too much pussy the pussy gets cancer.”

  50. Crystal Hefner Cleavage Instagram
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    “Whore” by Revlon.

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