Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where I’m keenly aware I’m writing words under Ireland Baldwin’s‘s bra selfie.
What? You didn’t read the first part?
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I wonder if she turns into she-hulk when she’s mad like her dad.
And by “wonder” I mean I am positive she does…
AHHHHHHHH! Move that slug!
So listen, kid. I’m researching a new role that requires me to be a math genius so if you could just solve this problem, I’ll sign your book or something.
A-rod just ordered his entire apartment be plastered with this one image.
Come on, Nick. I know you don’t have much dignity left but just put her cosmetics bag in your back… Oh… It’s yours… Makes sense.
Speaking of which…
I’m getting a Khaleesi vibe here
What, as in that’s not her natural hair colour?
Deacon Jones is rock hard. So is Zaloog.
LOL! I seriously just looked over my shoulder to see if you were there, McBeef.
Gayest headphone case ever.
Allow me to wipe James Franco man seed from my chiseled good looks.
These pants look different when John Hamm wears them.
I have to admit, Don. Once she hits 18, some of the “fun” will be gone, won’t it?
I don’t agree. She can be hot for years to come.
Botox clinic, you said?
Her home away from home.
“To my good friend Ping Pong…
“I’m so happy for Zac and his new movie. He’s great – he was especially great in High School Musical. Did you know I was in that? I haven’t done much since, but I was in there with Zac, and that other barely relevant hussy with the nude pics and retarded movie full of young girls desperate to be seen as sexual so that they can launch their careers. We all turned out really great.”
Sure that’s not topless?
I get that she’s an attractive girl, but I think you guys tripping over your dicks haven’t been on a college campus in a long long time.
That’s true. I mean, yeah, she’s cute and in good shape, but totally average looking.
I work on one. Some of my students are much better looking than her. Even when they show up in sweats.
Scenery is one of the unlisted perks of my university job.
lots of screw off time, unfettered access to the internet on the grounds of academic freedom…. yeah, I should have known we are all university employees.
I’m a public servant. Can I hang out with the cool kids, too?
I’m in ag research. Screw off time ends when warm weather hits. Then it’s outside all day wearing a 40 lb. spray pack.
Not since the restraining order anyway.
“Kid. Unless you’re Mom’s a Victoria’s Secret model, I ain’t interested.”
Ballsy to pass cocaine right in front of the paps.
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