The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 1.28.14

January 28th, 2014 // 271 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where I’m keenly aware I’m writing words under Ireland Baldwin’s‘s bra selfie.
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What? You didn’t read the first part?

- Photo Boy

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  1. Ireland Baldwin Cleavage Bra Instagram
    Son of Flubber
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    Boing!

  2. Ireland Baldwin Cleavage Bra Instagram
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    I wonder if she turns into she-hulk when she’s mad like her dad.
    And by “wonder” I mean I am positive she does…

  3. Ireland Baldwin Cleavage Bra Instagram
    CK
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    AHHHHHHHH! Move that slug!

  4. Leonardo DiCaprio Greeting Fans In Tokyo
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    So listen, kid. I’m researching a new role that requires me to be a math genius so if you could just solve this problem, I’ll sign your book or something.

  5. Danica Patrick Muscle Suit Go Daddy Super Bowl Commercial
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    A-rod just ordered his entire apartment be plastered with this one image.

  6. Nick Cannon Louis Vuitton Bag
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    Come on, Nick. I know you don’t have much dignity left but just put her cosmetics bag in your back… Oh… It’s yours… Makes sense.

  7. Tom Gormican Zac Efron That Awkward Moment Premiere
    CK
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    Speaking of which…

  8. Ireland Baldwin Cleavage Bra Instagram
    cmonreally
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    I’m getting a Khaleesi vibe here

  9. Danica Patrick Muscle Suit Go Daddy Super Bowl Commercial
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    Deacon Jones is rock hard. So is Zaloog.

  10. Nick Cannon Louis Vuitton Bag
    CK
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    Gayest headphone case ever.

  11. Matthew McConaughey Wiping Mouth Dallas Buyers Club Photo Call Rome
    Son of Flubber
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    Allow me to wipe James Franco man seed from my chiseled good looks.

  12. Emile Hirsche Looking Down At Crotch Ten Thousand Saints Set
    Son of Flubber
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    These pants look different when John Hamm wears them.

  13. Ireland Baldwin Cleavage Bra Instagram
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    Fuck yeah.

  14. Katie Price Fur Lined Coat Crazy Tights Baby Stroller Botox Clinic
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    Botox clinic, you said?
    Her home away from home.

  15. Leonardo DiCaprio Greeting Fans In Tokyo
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    “To my good friend Ping Pong…

    yours,
    Reanardo Dicaprio”

  16. Ashley Tisdale Butt Tight Dress That Awkward Moment Premiere
    cmonreally
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    “I’m so happy for Zac and his new movie. He’s great – he was especially great in High School Musical. Did you know I was in that? I haven’t done much since, but I was in there with Zac, and that other barely relevant hussy with the nude pics and retarded movie full of young girls desperate to be seen as sexual so that they can launch their careers. We all turned out really great.”

  17. Ireland Baldwin Cleavage Bra Instagram
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    Sure that’s not topless?

  18. Ireland Baldwin Cleavage Bra Instagram
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    I get that she’s an attractive girl, but I think you guys tripping over your dicks haven’t been on a college campus in a long long time.

  19. Leonardo DiCaprio Greeting Fans In Tokyo
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    “Kid. Unless you’re Mom’s a Victoria’s Secret model, I ain’t interested.”

  20. Tom Gormican Zac Efron That Awkward Moment Premiere
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    Ballsy to pass cocaine right in front of the paps.

  21. Carmen Electra Cleavage Lambertz Monday Night At Alter Wartesaal
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    She does not look 41. If I didn’t know better, I’d guess 30 to 35 max.

    • buzz

      You know how women can tell how old you really think they look? They add ten years to the number that you lie to them about.

      You tell her she looks 35 and find and she hears she looks 45.

    • She actually looks her age (great for her age, but still her age), but the Stoddens and Lohans and Reids have skewed the mark, along with every teen girl out there wearing 10-year-aging layers of makeup. Younger and younger girls are looking older and older.

  22. Crystal Hefner Cleavage Instagram
    cmonreally
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    Thought that was Kim for a second.

    No offense.

  23. Goldie Hawn Fake Tan Face Wrinkles Holding Up Hair World Economic Forum Davos Hotel Steigenberger
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    She’s presenting on a panel entitled “Too much plastic surgery means you have to wear a name tag so folks can recognize you.”

  24. Crystal Hefner Cleavage Instagram
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    Just think..Hugh Hefner gets to forget who this is every single day.

  25. Nick Cannon Louis Vuitton Bag
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    That’s the bag Moo-Moo keeps his balls in.

    • MarketingMike

      Yep, my wife makes me carry that same fucking bag.
      Of course, it’s barely big enough for mine… loll

  26. Hilary Duff Butt Tight White Jeans Son Luca Coldwater Canyon Park
    cmonreally
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    I’m sorry, but I’m not getting the obsession with her. She looks like her thighs are going to Hulk out of those pants at any second, and when they do, I hope her child is not in the immediate vicinity.

  27. Chris Christie Whispering To Bill De Blasio Super Bowl Kickoff Spectacular
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    Don’t worry I hid the umbrella, Batman won’t know what hit him.

  28. Elizabeth Banks Shaved Eyebrows TSA Screening LAX
    cmonreally
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    Nothing is a bigger turn off than blonde eyebrows, especially the type that blend in with someone’s skin (except when they are paired with flesh colored eye lashes). Fucking gross.

  29. Chris Christie Whispering To Bill De Blasio Super Bowl Kickoff Spectacular
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    “…and if you buy that, I got a bridge I can open for ‘ya…”

  30. Leonardo DiCaprio Greeting Fans In Tokyo
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    “No, it’s not Godzilla. It’s just Jonah Fucking Hill who is stepping on people to get close to me.”

  31. Tom Gormican Zac Efron That Awkward Moment Premiere
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    Movie premiere? I thought they got married at the Grammys.

  32. Danica Patrick Muscle Suit Go Daddy Super Bowl Commercial
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    She looks so natural in that bodysuit. It’s the body she was meant to have.

  33. Tom Gormican Zac Efron That Awkward Moment Premiere
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    “I wish I could quit you.”

  34. Elizabeth Banks Shaved Eyebrows TSA Screening LAX
    no,
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    I refuse to believe this

  35. Goldie Hawn Fake Tan Face Wrinkles Holding Up Hair World Economic Forum Davos Hotel Steigenberger
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    Kate Hudson. This is your future!

  36. Chris Christie Whispering To Bill De Blasio Super Bowl Kickoff Spectacular
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    The New Jersey State Motto: “My governor can eat your governor.”

  37. Matthew McConaughey Wiping Mouth Dallas Buyers Club Photo Call Rome
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    “Gotta love those High school girls.”

  38. Crystal Hefner Cleavage Instagram
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    Weird to think there’s going to be an 80 year old cock in that mouth soon…..maybe….or not. I don’t know.

  39. Busy Philipps Butt Yoga Pants Daughter Cricket
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    Just because you can wear yoga pants doesn’t mean you should.

  40. Ireland Baldwin Cleavage Bra Instagram
    cc
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    I like pictures of her ass more.

  41. Carmen Electra Cleavage Lambertz Monday Night At Alter Wartesaal
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    Good lord, the things I would do to this woman.

  42. Leonardo DiCaprio Greeting Fans In Tokyo
    cc
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    Joli sent me.

  43. Danica Patrick Muscle Suit Go Daddy Super Bowl Commercial
    cc
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    In his prime, Lou Ferrigno would have pressed those guys into wine.

  44. Alicia Keys With Huge Bald Bodyguard With Handlebar Moustache
    YadaYada
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    Is this Photoshop distortion, or is her ass really that wide?

  45. Goldie Hawn Fake Tan Face Wrinkles Holding Up Hair World Economic Forum Davos Hotel Steigenberger
    cc
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    Keynes, Galbraith, Hawn…coming soon to an economics curriculum near you.

  46. Carmen Electra Cleavage Lambertz Monday Night At Alter Wartesaal
    richie
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    jesus!!

  47. Matthew McConaughey Wiping Mouth Dallas Buyers Club Photo Call Rome
    cc
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    If I had a career resurgence like his, I’d look smug too.

  48. Carmen Electra Cleavage Lambertz Monday Night At Alter Wartesaal
    cc
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    I like pictures of her ass more.

    I say that a lot.

  49. Ashley Tisdale Butt Tight Dress That Awkward Moment Premiere
    richie
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    damn nice

  50. Liam Neeson Shooting Hand Gun Julianne Moore Non Stop Premiere Paris
    cc
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    Hopefully, this movie is better than the last few he’s been in. What bombs.

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