The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 1.27.15

The Crap We Missed returned yesterday in all its random-boobed glory, albeit with a few hitches. Hitches you guys probably didn’t notice because paying attention to minutia like spelling errors and headers with identifying info missing on mobile would be ridiculous when you have Hilary Duff’s butt staring you in the face. Who would even care? So, in the interim while that’s all fixed, I’ll help you out for the sake of the accuracy of your caption hate. This is Naomi Campbell. This is Minka Kelly. This is January Jones. This is a beanbag chair stuffed with Satan’s diarrhea. And this is Dennis Quaid’s dick. What’s that? His face is clearly visible? Huh, didn’t even notice. *eyes drift down slowly*

NOTE: Again comments from the pics won’t show up in the main thread, however, I’m told the fix is being rolled out today (along with some other tweaks), so fingers crossed. – SW

Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, GQ, INFphoto, Splash News