The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 1.24.12

January 24th, 2012 // 398 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where a horrified Katherine Heigl reacts to hearing every word out of her mouth over the past four years, Gisele Bundchen tours what I’m assuming is the factory floor of Victoria’s Secret‘s manufacturing facility and we check in with Danny Glover who’s getting too old for this shit. (Suck it, Bruce Vilanch.)

I bet Bret Michaels‘ Bentley still has that new whore smell,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Alec Baldwin
    dontkillthemessenger
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    This looks like a completely sane individual.

  2. Katherine Heigl
    it had to be said
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    “Did I put pants on today?”

  3. David Hasselhoff Celebrity Apprentice Australia
    it had to be said
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    “It’s not drunk driving if I’m not driving, suckers!”

  4. Gisele Bundchen
    it had to be said
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    “And what does S&M torture room mean in English? Oh, wait.”

  5. Liam Neeson
    it had to be said
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    “I can’t see. I need new glasses already.”

  6. Charlie Sheen Access Hollywood
    it had to be said
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    Is that a KFC behind him, because all I see is a breast and a leg.

  7. Madonna Cleavage Brahim Zaibat
    it had to be said
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    He’s working hard to keep it together, but he wants his fucking bow tie back. You can tell.

  8. Katherine Heigl
    nick
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    She finally realises how crap an actress she is.

  9. Gisele Bundchen
    LilBee
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    What’s that? Your wife hasn’t eaten in a week? Ugh, I WISH I had that kind of discipline…

  10. Katherine Heigl
    EricLr
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    She caught a brief glimpse of her reality TV future.

  11. Danny Glover Sundance Film Festival
    it had to be said
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    “I only need $3 so I can take the bus home. Can’t you spare $3?”

  12. Kelly Osbourne Cleavage Grey Hair
    Darth Vader
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    Ozzy is always in drag lately wtf?

  13. Katherine Heigl
    EmmaWatson's Vagina
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    “Are people still wanting to have sex with me?”

  14. Alec Baldwin
    it had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    That Flowbee failed him on every level.

  15. David Hasselhoff Celebrity Apprentice Australia
    EricLr
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    He’s not promoting it jet skis. The owner just made the mistake of slowing down near a liquor store.

  16. Charlie Sheen Access Hollywood
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    “testing…testing…are these things on?”

  17. Gisele Bundchen
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    The dude in the pink dress shirt is trying to hide his boner.

  18. Heather Graham Cleavage
    EmmaWatson's Vagina
    Commented on this photo:

    Well here’s one reason to become part of the Wiccan religion.

  19. Liam Neeson
    EricLr
    Commented on this photo:

    The nurses are stealing my money, I tell you!

  20. Charlie Sheen Access Hollywood
    EricLr
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    Is that dandruff on her should or coke? Please god, let it be coke.

  21. Kelly Osbourne Cleavage Grey Hair
    EricLr
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    Dying your hair like daddy still isn’t going to give you the ability to sing like him, sweety.

  22. Alec Baldwin
    Gutttboy
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    There is a homicide somewhere in this Man’s future….I’m not sure if he will kill or be killed but it will be an epic struggle of Kirk vs. Spock proportions.

  23. Bret Michaels Bentley
    EricLr
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    I bet if I stand in front of a cool car, no one will notice my pathetic attempt to hide my bald spot. This plan is FLAWLESS!

    • In his defense, he’s been wearing the headband for 25 years. So personally, rather than insinuate he’s hiding a receding hairline, I’m going to salute a quarter century of looking like a douchebag!

  24. Alec Baldwin
    Nina
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    Looks way better as a silver fox. Brown hair and gray beard looks strange.

  25. Katherine Heigl
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    It’s like she’s trying to mirror our facial expressions when we see her… Pretty spot on if you ask me…

  26. Kelly Osbourne Cleavage Grey Hair
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    Why is Rachel Zoe being honored at the Gay and Lesbian center? She’s about as far from gay as you can get…she’s married to a dude and just had a baby. That would make her a terrible…but typical…lesbian.

  27. Billy Bush Bathing Suit Access Hollywood
    Nina
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    Jonah Hill?

  28. David Hasselhoff Celebrity Apprentice Australia
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    High and dry

  29. Madonna Cleavage Brahim Zaibat
    Do_Freebird
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    God, she is so desperate to hide those skeletor hands.

  30. Gisele Bundchen
    Commented on this photo:

    Anybody else see the setting for a porn shoot? Just me? FINE!

  31. Charlie Sheen Access Hollywood
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    So listen, my manager said I can’t come to your hotel room because of some past “issues” but your trailer should be ok.

  32. Bret Michaels Bentley
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    Hey, Bret… we’re paying you to wash the cars, not sit on them.

  33. Katherine Heigl
    it had to be said
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    Oooh. That was a shart.

  34. Gisele Bundchen
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    The shanty is better looking than Mrs. Brady.

  35. Madonna Cleavage Brahim Zaibat
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    Hmm…no bites on the neck. She must feed from the femoral artery.

  36. Madonna Cleavage Brahim Zaibat
    EricLr
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    Mommy, can I have ice cream for dessert tonight?

  37. Danny Glover Sundance Film Festival
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    Well at least they stopped asking him about his shoes…

  38. Jennifer Garner Pregnant Belly
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    Those Peter North milkshakes are starting to put on the pounds.

  39. Alec Baldwin
    Commented on this photo:

    Wow, if entitled douchebags had mugshots…

  40. Kelly Osbourne Cleavage Grey Hair
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    SHARON Osbourne at An Evening Honoring Rachel Zoe at The LA Gay and Lesbian Center. (January 23, 2012)

    There, fixed it

  41. Katherine Heigl
    The Winchester
    Commented on this photo:

    But daddy, I want an Oompah Loompah NOW!

  42. Bruce Jenner 3D Golf Demonstration
    Commented on this photo:

    Pay attention Kris because this is what it feels like to to have sex with your giant vagina!

  43. Danny Glover Sundance Film Festival
    EricLr
    Commented on this photo:

    Wait, don’t run…I haven’t finished my anecdote!

  44. Bruce Jenner 3D Golf Demonstration
    Commented on this photo:

    Wow, 3D technology has really come a long way…he looks almost lifelike!

  45. Gisele Bundchen
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
    Commented on this photo:

    “Can you feel the power Ms. Bundchen? Right where you are standing is where the President of the United States was born.”

  46. Alec Baldwin
    EricLr
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    Grecian Formula Dair Dye For Baldwins…when only the douchiest dye will do.

  47. Jennifer Garner Pregnant Belly
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    What the fuck is the pink fuzzy ball between her hand and the phone?

  48. Billy Bush Bathing Suit Access Hollywood
    LJ
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    Billy appears to have gray chest hair… please tell me it’s the lighting because, if not, he has gone from being a 7 to a 5 in the blink of an eye.

  49. Bruce Jenner 3D Golf Demonstration
    Senor Trout
    Commented on this photo:

    He looks a little more like Blaster from ‘Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome’ every day.

  50. Katherine Heigl
    The Pope
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    “Wait, that was Ashton Kutcher that I made a movie with?”

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