Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where a horrified Katherine Heigl reacts to hearing every word out of her mouth over the past four years, Gisele Bundchen tours what I’m assuming is the factory floor of Victoria’s Secret‘s manufacturing facility and we check in with Danny Glover who’s getting too old for this shit. (Suck it, Bruce Vilanch.)
I bet Bret Michaels‘ Bentley still has that new whore smell,
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This looks like a completely sane individual.
“Did I put pants on today?”
“It’s not drunk driving if I’m not driving, suckers!”
“And what does S&M torture room mean in English? Oh, wait.”
“I can’t see. I need new glasses already.”
Is that a KFC behind him, because all I see is a breast and a leg.
Women are like fried chicken…
Once you’ve finished with the breasts and legs, all that’s left is to but your bone in the greasy box
[wiping eyes] that’s beautiful, man
He’s working hard to keep it together, but he wants his fucking bow tie back. You can tell.
She finally realises how crap an actress she is.
yeah, I really hate that pig. Too harsh?
What’s that? Your wife hasn’t eaten in a week? Ugh, I WISH I had that kind of discipline…
lol
FTW
Damn! niiiice
She caught a brief glimpse of her reality TV future.
“I only need $3 so I can take the bus home. Can’t you spare $3?”
Ozzy is always in drag lately wtf?
“Are people still wanting to have sex with me?”
That Flowbee failed him on every level.
He definitely needs to get rid of the Flowbee but he actually looks pretty decent here.
He’s not promoting it jet skis. The owner just made the mistake of slowing down near a liquor store.
“testing…testing…are these things on?”
The dude in the pink dress shirt is trying to hide his boner.
Well here’s one reason to become part of the Wiccan religion.
As opposed to the usual ones? Being fat and hating your parents?
You forgot to add ‘fucked in the head’. Reminds of the time I met some girl online who was a wiccan and she managed to get my number and phoned my apartment a fucking thousand times a day and…oh forget the rest it’s too fucked up.
She’s Wiccan? Scratch another crazy off my to do list.
I’d so circle and invoke my magic tool on the fool moon with her !
She’s a Wiccan, really!?! I thought she was just a garden-variety-batshit-crazy actress.
It could be worse. She could be a Scientologist.
Or a christian. Crazy I can take in small doses, but hateful bigotry makes my boner wilt.
The nurses are stealing my money, I tell you!
Is that dandruff on her should or coke? Please god, let it be coke.
Dying your hair like daddy still isn’t going to give you the ability to sing like him, sweety.
No, only a chorus effects machine can do that.
There is a homicide somewhere in this Man’s future….I’m not sure if he will kill or be killed but it will be an epic struggle of Kirk vs. Spock proportions.
I bet if I stand in front of a cool car, no one will notice my pathetic attempt to hide my bald spot. This plan is FLAWLESS!
In his defense, he’s been wearing the headband for 25 years. So personally, rather than insinuate he’s hiding a receding hairline, I’m going to salute a quarter century of looking like a douchebag!
Looks way better as a silver fox. Brown hair and gray beard looks strange.
I like
It’s like she’s trying to mirror our facial expressions when we see her… Pretty spot on if you ask me…
Why is Rachel Zoe being honored at the Gay and Lesbian center? She’s about as far from gay as you can get…she’s married to a dude and just had a baby. That would make her a terrible…but typical…lesbian.
The Possum Lodge wasn’t available…
(they were doing their bi-monthly salute to duct tape.)
That’s gotta be the only time I see a Red Green reference on The Superficial.
Jonah Hill?
High and dry
God, she is so desperate to hide those skeletor hands.
Anybody else see the setting for a porn shoot? Just me? FINE!
So listen, my manager said I can’t come to your hotel room because of some past “issues” but your trailer should be ok.
Hey, Bret… we’re paying you to wash the cars, not sit on them.
hahaha
LOL!
Oooh. That was a shart.
The shanty is better looking than Mrs. Brady.
Hmm…no bites on the neck. She must feed from the femoral artery.
Mommy, can I have ice cream for dessert tonight?
Well at least they stopped asking him about his shoes…
Those Peter North milkshakes are starting to put on the pounds.
If that was a Peter North milkshake, some of it would be in her hair.
I hear it’s strong enough to impregnate via osmosis.
Wow, if entitled douchebags had mugshots…
SHARON Osbourne at An Evening Honoring Rachel Zoe at The LA Gay and Lesbian Center. (January 23, 2012)
There, fixed it
But daddy, I want an Oompah Loompah NOW!
Pay attention Kris because this is what it feels like to to have sex with your giant vagina!
Wait, don’t run…I haven’t finished my anecdote!
lolz
Wow, 3D technology has really come a long way…he looks almost lifelike!
+1 lol
“Can you feel the power Ms. Bundchen? Right where you are standing is where the President of the United States was born.”
Grecian Formula Dair Dye For Baldwins…when only the douchiest dye will do.
What the fuck is the pink fuzzy ball between her hand and the phone?
Stupid me, its a Sno-Ball.
You didn’t think she was going to let Ben keep them, did you?
It’s a Ben Wa ball.
Billy appears to have gray chest hair… please tell me it’s the lighting because, if not, he has gone from being a 7 to a 5 in the blink of an eye.
Wow, a 7, really? You’re very generous.
He looks a little more like Blaster from ‘Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome’ every day.
“Wait, that was Ashton Kutcher that I made a movie with?”