The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 1.22.13

January 22nd, 2013 // 350 Comments

Welcome to a very important The Crap We Missed, where we’ve finally uncovered definitive proof, thanks to John Legend blowing his cover, that Obama really does have a secret flying assassin squad known as the Neomuslim Intelligence Gathering Guardian Escort Regiment, or N.I.– uh, you know what? Maybe some secrets are better left alone. Let’s just forget all that just happened back there and enjoy Bill Clinton continuing to photobomb the shit out of the inauguration, Julianne Hough giving a lucky fan the ‘Ryan’s Fave’ pose, and Lacey Banghard, who’s back with a stern warning for dogs who won’t wear condoms.

Allergic to latex, huh Rex? So was I in college…so was I,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. John Legend Hovering In Air Inaugural Ball
    EricLR
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    And you wonder why there are no white people in the NBA.

  2. Nicole Kidman Frozen Face Stoker Premiere Sundance Film Festival
    EricLR
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    You’re probably not going to find John Connor at Sundance, darling.

  3. Shia LaBeouf Ponytail Skinny Jeans The Necessary Death Of Charlie Countryman Premiere Sundance Film Festival
    EricLR
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    Where is a good drug overdose when you need one?

  4. Lacey Banghard Nipples Cleavage PETA Photocall
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    Party hats? Anyone?

  5. Russell Brand Fuzzy Boots Afghan Yoga Mat
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    *Sigh* When is the homeless look, bohemian look going to die already?

  6. Katy Perry Posing With Congressman At The Inauguration
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    Finally! A photo that evokes the REAL Katy.

  7. Colin Farrell Winters Tale Set
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    Colin: “You want to see it? Com’on yeah you do!”
    This player dealt his last hand a long time ago.

  8. Angelyne Cleavage Legs Minidress Pink Car
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    Her cooter is almost to her knees.

  9. Salma Hayek Cleavage Giambattista Valli Parterre Fashion Show
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    I looked quickly and guessed it was Kim Kardashian. Then I noticed a distinct lack of semen about the face, chest, neck, and head areas. I guessed poorly.

  10. Rita Ora Swimsuit Twitter
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    Is that a steamer?

  11. La La Anthony Cleavage The Hip Hop Inaugrual Ball II
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    Sleestak Lightning

  12. Salma Hayek Cleavage Giambattista Valli Parterre Fashion Show
    Bringbackbabalu
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    She looks terrible here. Not that she ever was great looking, but she is becoming quite homely.

  13. Katy Perry Posing With Congressman At The Inauguration
    um ok
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    CUNTY PERRY. true story

  14. Rita Ora Swimsuit Twitter
    journalschism
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    We always knew she took a sh*t on music. Now we have proof.

  15. Colin Farrell Winters Tale Set
    um ok
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    (in his shit irish accent) “ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyye, EAT DIS!!!”

  16. Miranda Kerr Butt Tight Jeans
    yomama
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    I find her lack of ass disturbing

  17. Arnold Schwarzenegger Johnny Knoxville The Last Stand Press Conference
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    “The Running Man” was just on last night. It is shocking what this guy has done to his face.

  18. Denzel Washington Plattenbau-Princess Cindy Von Marzahn Wetten, Dass?
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    “I won’t work with Melissa McCarthy in my own country, so I sure as hell ain’t doing it here.”

  19. Random Models To Cheer People Up On Blue Monday
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    These gals make one-pieces look good!

  20. Arnold Schwarzenegger Johnny Knoxville The Last Stand Press Conference
    reinhard heidrich
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    nice hair transplant from your ass fuckwad.

  21. Imogen Thomas Naket Pregnant Belly
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    Why does every pregnant celebrity feel the need to do this shit? It was over 15 years ago.

  22. Stephen Moyer Daughter Lilac Stitting On The Ground
    EricLR
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    Oh come on, Stephen, let Anna play with the kid for a while.

  23. Ke$ha Awful Makeup RIAA Presidential Inaugural Charity Benefit
    EricLR
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    If she really wanted to do her civic duty, she would be encouraging Jeanelle from Teen Mom to get an abortion.

  24. Prince Charles Wilmslow High School
    EricLR
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    My career advice is simple, really: be born rich.

  25. Russell Brand Fuzzy Boots Afghan Yoga Mat
    EricLR
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    Heel me, Hipster Jesus!

  26. Jennifer Lopez Legs GMA
    EricLR
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    All morning, she’s been thinking about how much her boyfriend cried when she dropped him off at daycare.

  27. Colin Farrell Winters Tale Set
    EricLR
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    He’s had to resort to Skargaard’s sloppy 10ths.

  28. Leelee Sobieski Christian Dior Spring/Summer 2013 Haute-Couture Fashion Show
    EricLR
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    That’s not the ice cracking that you hear. It’s her legs.

  29. Imogen Thomas Naket Pregnant Belly
    EricLR
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    Talented AND original!

  30. Jack Huston Middle Finger
    little turtle head
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    FUCK NOW THAT EYE TOO???

  31. Salma Hayek Cleavage Giambattista Valli Parterre Fashion Show
    Where's my hat - all glory to the hypno toad
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    That hypno toad is getting around eh….

  32. Ke$ha Awful Makeup RIAA Presidential Inaugural Charity Benefit
    Wheres my hat ?
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    She came as The General Lee ?

  33. Prince Charles Wilmslow High School
    Wheres my hat ?
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    “yes, we keep a token ginger around too for diversity”

  34. Jennifer Lopez Legs GMA
    Wheres my hat ?
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    Someone change the batteries !

  35. Random Models To Cheer People Up On Blue Monday
    Wheres my hat ?
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    I’ve never seen that shit from my train, still like most people I’m still napping at that point.

    Feel kinda sorry for them, it was well below zero that day. More warming of each others breasts would be advised for future redeployment.

  36. La La Anthony Cleavage The Hip Hop Inaugrual Ball II
    Steve
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    When KG says that you taste like Honey Nut Cheerios, maybe you shouldn’t perpetuate that with a dress that makes you look like the bee on the front of the box.

  37. Shia LaBeouf Ponytail Skinny Jeans The Necessary Death Of Charlie Countryman Premiere Sundance Film Festival
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    The guy so shitty at acting he has to do it for real, in the name of ‘art’.

  38. Imogen Thomas Naket Pregnant Belly
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    Just … ew.

  39. Stephen Moyer Daughter Lilac Stitting On The Ground
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    “Stay, Lilac. Daddy will be back for you in a minute.”

  40. Leelee Sobieski Christian Dior Spring/Summer 2013 Haute-Couture Fashion Show
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    Ms. Sobieski’s appointment to the Ministry of Silly Walks was announced by Lord George Thistle-Finch Shabbyman today, during the annual pageant in Paris.

  41. Imogen Thomas Naket Pregnant Belly
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    Pages 4, 5 and 6, as well.

  42. Random Models To Cheer People Up On Blue Monday
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    worst swimsuit issue, ever.

  43. Ke$ha Awful Makeup RIAA Presidential Inaugural Charity Benefit
    EZ-B
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    Wow. No one expected Galadriel to come to the party as a poorly-dressed whore.

  44. Prince Charles Wilmslow High School
    EZ-B
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    “You’ve discovered an indetectible way to poison one’s mother? Interesting….’

  45. Angelyne Cleavage Legs Minidress Pink Car
    Shemp
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    Just recently I was wondering if Angelyne was still around, and if so, what she thinks about Lindsey/Paris/Kim/Courtney/Tila etc. Wow. This pic is like an experiment at the “Body Farm”, but regarding celebrity and fame. Can you imagine how weird it’s gonna be in 25 years or so when there’s an entire clueless crop of rapidly (and poorly) aging fame-whores out there?

  46. Alena Seredova Bikini
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    She’s a bit thick for a model.

  47. Shia LaBeouf Ponytail Skinny Jeans The Necessary Death Of Charlie Countryman Premiere Sundance Film Festival
    Tinka
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    That tiny little penis warmer almost takes the attention away from the douchey outfit. Almost.

  48. Ke$ha Awful Makeup RIAA Presidential Inaugural Charity Benefit
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    The curious case of Ke$ha and the barbie-hair wigs.

  49. Russell Brand Fuzzy Boots Afghan Yoga Mat
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    Does nobody care about the DOG?! What about the dog? I mean, he cannot respectively take care of himself, how the hell is he going to take care of that poor dog he’s holding? Oh god-this is a travesty. We must save that dog. His props have gone too farow that he has brought a living thing on board.

  50. Angelyne Cleavage Legs Minidress Pink Car
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    What a goddess. I’d do Angelyne until she needed to change her colostomy bag.

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