Welcome to a very important The Crap We Missed, where we’ve finally uncovered definitive proof, thanks to John Legend blowing his cover, that Obama really does have a secret flying assassin squad known as the Neomuslim Intelligence Gathering Guardian Escort Regiment, or N.I.– uh, you know what? Maybe some secrets are better left alone. Let’s just forget all that just happened back there and enjoy Bill Clinton continuing to photobomb the shit out of the inauguration, Julianne Hough giving a lucky fan the ‘Ryan’s Fave’ pose, and Lacey Banghard, who’s back with a stern warning for dogs who won’t wear condoms.
Allergic to latex, huh Rex? So was I in college…so was I,
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And you wonder why there are no white people in the NBA.
You’re probably not going to find John Connor at Sundance, darling.
Where is a good drug overdose when you need one?
Party hats? Anyone?
*Sigh* When is the homeless look, bohemian look going to die already?
Finally! A photo that evokes the REAL Katy.
Colin: “You want to see it? Com’on yeah you do!”
This player dealt his last hand a long time ago.
Her cooter is almost to her knees.
I looked quickly and guessed it was Kim Kardashian. Then I noticed a distinct lack of semen about the face, chest, neck, and head areas. I guessed poorly.
Is that a steamer?
Sleestak Lightning
She looks terrible here. Not that she ever was great looking, but she is becoming quite homely.
you are insane
CUNTY PERRY. true story
We always knew she took a sh*t on music. Now we have proof.
(in his shit irish accent) “ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyye, EAT DIS!!!”
I find her lack of ass disturbing
“The Running Man” was just on last night. It is shocking what this guy has done to his face.
“I won’t work with Melissa McCarthy in my own country, so I sure as hell ain’t doing it here.”
These gals make one-pieces look good!
nice hair transplant from your ass fuckwad.
Why does every pregnant celebrity feel the need to do this shit? It was over 15 years ago.
Oh come on, Stephen, let Anna play with the kid for a while.
If she really wanted to do her civic duty, she would be encouraging Jeanelle from Teen Mom to get an abortion.
My career advice is simple, really: be born rich.
Heel me, Hipster Jesus!
All morning, she’s been thinking about how much her boyfriend cried when she dropped him off at daycare.
He’s had to resort to Skargaard’s sloppy 10ths.
That’s not the ice cracking that you hear. It’s her legs.
Talented AND original!
FUCK NOW THAT EYE TOO???
That hypno toad is getting around eh….
She came as The General Lee ?
“yes, we keep a token ginger around too for diversity”
Someone change the batteries !
I’ve never seen that shit from my train, still like most people I’m still napping at that point.
Feel kinda sorry for them, it was well below zero that day. More warming of each others breasts would be advised for future redeployment.
When KG says that you taste like Honey Nut Cheerios, maybe you shouldn’t perpetuate that with a dress that makes you look like the bee on the front of the box.
The guy so shitty at acting he has to do it for real, in the name of ‘art’.
Just … ew.
“Stay, Lilac. Daddy will be back for you in a minute.”
Ms. Sobieski’s appointment to the Ministry of Silly Walks was announced by Lord George Thistle-Finch Shabbyman today, during the annual pageant in Paris.
Pages 4, 5 and 6, as well.
worst swimsuit issue, ever.
Wow. No one expected Galadriel to come to the party as a poorly-dressed whore.
“You’ve discovered an indetectible way to poison one’s mother? Interesting….’
Just recently I was wondering if Angelyne was still around, and if so, what she thinks about Lindsey/Paris/Kim/Courtney/Tila etc. Wow. This pic is like an experiment at the “Body Farm”, but regarding celebrity and fame. Can you imagine how weird it’s gonna be in 25 years or so when there’s an entire clueless crop of rapidly (and poorly) aging fame-whores out there?
She’s a bit thick for a model.
That tiny little penis warmer almost takes the attention away from the douchey outfit. Almost.
The curious case of Ke$ha and the barbie-hair wigs.
Does nobody care about the DOG?! What about the dog? I mean, he cannot respectively take care of himself, how the hell is he going to take care of that poor dog he’s holding? Oh god-this is a travesty. We must save that dog. His props have gone too farow that he has brought a living thing on board.
What a goddess. I’d do Angelyne until she needed to change her colostomy bag.