Welcome to a very important The Crap We Missed, where we’ve finally uncovered definitive proof, thanks to John Legend blowing his cover, that Obama really does have a secret flying assassin squad known as the Neomuslim Intelligence Gathering Guardian Escort Regiment, or N.I.– uh, you know what? Maybe some secrets are better left alone. Let’s just forget all that just happened back there and enjoy Bill Clinton continuing to photobomb the shit out of the inauguration, Julianne Hough giving a lucky fan the ‘Ryan’s Fave’ pose, and Lacey Banghard, who’s back with a stern warning for dogs who won’t wear condoms.
Allergic to latex, huh Rex? So was I in college…so was I,
- Photo Boy
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Your move Chris Angel.
That’s just too creepy to fap to.
Clinton can land trim, Obama not so much.
Who let patient zero out!?
tl;dr.
I still don’t have nude pics of Leelee. Why is this?
I’ve never been able to find any, other than a few well done fakes.
Manti Teʻo’s girlfriend found shaking hands with the President at the Inaugural Luncheon.
Breakfast, Lunch, and Dinner
Oooh! Is that… is that hair gel?
When is that hat over sunglasses look going to die?
Momentarily. Hang on a sec…*BOOM!*
Goddamnit! I fucking missed…
Stay classy.
Stay classy.
She’s only 20?! Oh that no good, I thought she was 30.
They don’t have leash laws for kids?
Wot? Did you say there’s a turd blossom behind me?
invisible rope.
Judging from his appearances, there’s a new retail chain called ‘Fucking Clown’
“Oooo wants some butter on that popcorn and when I say butter I mean jizz”
In the spirit of the inaugeration, congressman gangbang!
Two seconds later Bill came in and cock blocked them all.
She looks like one of her old billboards was left out in the rain.
See everyone misses the boat by focusing on illegal immigration. What about this legal shit. Lets get our eye back on the ball. I would take a thousand Miguels, Singhs, Xiangs, or Nuyens over this garbage. I love and celebrate the diversity in our country, but we have to draw the line here.
Right to Gitmo.
What I said about the new retail chain…
‘Ya, well, he did kinda look like a corpse.’
Duh-DAH, duh-duh-DAH-duh-DAH-duh TEQUILA!!!
What do you do at the inauguration? Pose for a pic that’s kind of like the one a stupid 14 year old would post to Twitter. Yup, that’s what I’d do.
WHATEVER YOU DO MARION KEEP YOUR EYES SHUT!!!
Somewhere the Corvette product manager is going ‘Fuuuuuuck’.
About 2 more psi in the left side and it should be perfect.
A fashion line inspired by the Communist Bloc?
Mr. Whipple wants to squeeze that Charmin…
Excuse me, CONGRESSMAN Whipple wants to squeeze that Charmin.
I get the feeling they got these two on some kind of coupon deal.
Buy one (on the left) get another of equal or lesser value (on the right) for free.
I’m just assuming with that haircut it’s a remake of Flowers for Algernon
Best.
S.P.R.O.C.K.E.T.S. The pain is exquisite.
Winter’s Tale: a touching story of a mentally retarded man who liked to hang out in the park wearing strange wigs and yell at passersby.
butterface, 5’1″ shorty, but HUGE tits.
Face is getting haggard
but those boobs are bodacious
Oh God, please don’t tell me there is going to be a Battleship II
She probably tastes like rancid KFC chicken ..
Ohhhhh yeahhhh. Keep shaking hands, Barry, I got this.
this made my day
Who??? Now we get to see photos of random people?
If I had to see it, the rest of you fuckers do too.
Upskirt.
(I’m so sorry)
Malibu Barbie: Behind the blow.
malibu barbie: celebrity rehab
I just came.
Man, they really cut the budget for Richard’s make-up on this season of Boardwalk Empire.
I like this guy. He can sing good.
that’s right. he’s awesome.
I’m not sure what I hate more in this picture… Ke$ha or the RIAA.
Dear Orlando Bloom,
Fuck you.
Sincerely,
Every straight man on Earth.
“Hi, I’m Johnny Knoxville and welcome to Jackasses.”