Welcome to a very important The Crap We Missed, where we’ve finally uncovered definitive proof, thanks to John Legend blowing his cover, that Obama really does have a secret flying assassin squad known as the Neomuslim Intelligence Gathering Guardian Escort Regiment, or N.I.– uh, you know what? Maybe some secrets are better left alone. Let’s just forget all that just happened back there and enjoy Bill Clinton continuing to photobomb the shit out of the inauguration, Julianne Hough giving a lucky fan the ‘Ryan’s Fave’ pose, and Lacey Banghard, who’s back with a stern warning for dogs who won’t wear condoms.
Allergic to latex, huh Rex? So was I in college…so was I,
- Photo Boy