The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 1.22.13

January 22nd, 2013 // 350 Comments

Welcome to a very important The Crap We Missed, where we’ve finally uncovered definitive proof, thanks to John Legend blowing his cover, that Obama really does have a secret flying assassin squad known as the Neomuslim Intelligence Gathering Guardian Escort Regiment, or N.I.– uh, you know what? Maybe some secrets are better left alone. Let’s just forget all that just happened back there and enjoy Bill Clinton continuing to photobomb the shit out of the inauguration, Julianne Hough giving a lucky fan the ‘Ryan’s Fave’ pose, and Lacey Banghard, who’s back with a stern warning for dogs who won’t wear condoms.

Allergic to latex, huh Rex? So was I in college…so was I,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. John Legend Hovering In Air Inaugural Ball
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    Your move Chris Angel.

  2. Nicole Kidman Frozen Face Stoker Premiere Sundance Film Festival
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    That’s just too creepy to fap to.

  3. President Obama Bill Clinton
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    Clinton can land trim, Obama not so much.

  4. Angelyne Cleavage Legs Minidress Pink Car
    Sheppy
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    Who let patient zero out!?

  5. Leelee Sobieski Christian Dior Spring/Summer 2013 Haute-Couture Fashion Show
    jd
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    tl;dr.

    I still don’t have nude pics of Leelee. Why is this?

  6. President Obama Bill Clinton
    DanDanDans
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    Manti Teʻo’s girlfriend found shaking hands with the President at the Inaugural Luncheon.

  7. Colin Farrell Winters Tale Set
    CrashHell
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    Breakfast, Lunch, and Dinner

  8. Jennifer Lopez Legs GMA
    DanDanDans
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    Oooh! Is that… is that hair gel?

  9. Russell Brand Fuzzy Boots Afghan Yoga Mat
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    When is that hat over sunglasses look going to die?

  10. Arnold Schwarzenegger Johnny Knoxville The Last Stand Press Conference
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    Stay classy.

  11. Katy Perry Posing With Congressman At The Inauguration
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    Stay classy.

  12. Lacey Banghard Nipples Cleavage PETA Photocall
    Padro
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    She’s only 20?! Oh that no good, I thought she was 30.

  13. Stephen Moyer Daughter Lilac Stitting On The Ground
    cc
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    They don’t have leash laws for kids?

  14. Prince Charles Wilmslow High School
    cc
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    Wot? Did you say there’s a turd blossom behind me?

  15. John Legend Hovering In Air Inaugural Ball
    Colonel Sanders
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    invisible rope.

  16. Russell Brand Fuzzy Boots Afghan Yoga Mat
    cc
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    Judging from his appearances, there’s a new retail chain called ‘Fucking Clown’

  17. Denzel Washington Plattenbau-Princess Cindy Von Marzahn Wetten, Dass?
    Skippy86
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    “Oooo wants some butter on that popcorn and when I say butter I mean jizz”

  18. Katy Perry Posing With Congressman At The Inauguration
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    In the spirit of the inaugeration, congressman gangbang!

  19. Katy Perry Posing With Congressman At The Inauguration
    skippy86
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    Two seconds later Bill came in and cock blocked them all.

  20. Angelyne Cleavage Legs Minidress Pink Car
    skippy86
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    She looks like one of her old billboards was left out in the rain.

  21. Russell Brand Fuzzy Boots Afghan Yoga Mat
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    See everyone misses the boat by focusing on illegal immigration. What about this legal shit. Lets get our eye back on the ball. I would take a thousand Miguels, Singhs, Xiangs, or Nuyens over this garbage. I love and celebrate the diversity in our country, but we have to draw the line here.

  22. Angelyne Cleavage Legs Minidress Pink Car
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    Right to Gitmo.

  23. Julianne Hough Legs Short Shorts NEW.MUSIC.LIVE
    cc
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    What I said about the new retail chain…

  24. Jennifer Lopez Legs GMA
    cc
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    ‘Ya, well, he did kinda look like a corpse.’

  25. John Legend Hovering In Air Inaugural Ball
    Tom Cruise's Magical Penis
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    Duh-DAH, duh-duh-DAH-duh-DAH-duh TEQUILA!!!

  26. Katy Perry Posing With Congressman At The Inauguration
    cc
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    What do you do at the inauguration? Pose for a pic that’s kind of like the one a stupid 14 year old would post to Twitter. Yup, that’s what I’d do.

  27. Arnold Schwarzenegger Johnny Knoxville The Last Stand Press Conference
    Tom Cruise's Magical Penis
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    WHATEVER YOU DO MARION KEEP YOUR EYES SHUT!!!

  28. Angelyne Cleavage Legs Minidress Pink Car
    cc
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    Somewhere the Corvette product manager is going ‘Fuuuuuuck’.

  29. Salma Hayek Cleavage Giambattista Valli Parterre Fashion Show
    contusion
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    About 2 more psi in the left side and it should be perfect.

  30. Leelee Sobieski Christian Dior Spring/Summer 2013 Haute-Couture Fashion Show
    cc
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    A fashion line inspired by the Communist Bloc?

  31. Katy Perry Posing With Congressman At The Inauguration
    Tom Cruise's Magical Penis
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    Mr. Whipple wants to squeeze that Charmin…

    Excuse me, CONGRESSMAN Whipple wants to squeeze that Charmin.

  32. Random Models To Cheer People Up On Blue Monday
    cc
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    I get the feeling they got these two on some kind of coupon deal.

  33. Colin Farrell Winters Tale Set
    Tom Cruise's Magical Penis
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    I’m just assuming with that haircut it’s a remake of Flowers for Algernon

  34. Denzel Washington Plattenbau-Princess Cindy Von Marzahn Wetten, Dass?
    contusion
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    S.P.R.O.C.K.E.T.S. The pain is exquisite.

  35. Colin Farrell Winters Tale Set
    contusion
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    Winter’s Tale: a touching story of a mentally retarded man who liked to hang out in the park wearing strange wigs and yell at passersby.

  36. Lacey Banghard Nipples Cleavage PETA Photocall
    anonym
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    butterface, 5’1″ shorty, but HUGE tits.

  37. Salma Hayek Cleavage Giambattista Valli Parterre Fashion Show
    anonym
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    Face is getting haggard

    but those boobs are bodacious

  38. Rita Ora Swimsuit Twitter
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    Oh God, please don’t tell me there is going to be a Battleship II

  39. La La Anthony Cleavage The Hip Hop Inaugrual Ball II
    Dirty Travolta
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    She probably tastes like rancid KFC chicken ..

  40. President Obama Bill Clinton
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    Ohhhhh yeahhhh. Keep shaking hands, Barry, I got this.

  41. Angelyne Cleavage Legs Minidress Pink Car
    dd
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    this made my day

  42. Jack Huston Middle Finger
    Ronaldo
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    Who??? Now we get to see photos of random people?

  43. Angelyne Cleavage Legs Minidress Pink Car
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    If I had to see it, the rest of you fuckers do too.

    Upskirt.

    (I’m so sorry)

  44. Angelyne Cleavage Legs Minidress Pink Car
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    Malibu Barbie: Behind the blow.

  45. Rita Ora Swimsuit Twitter
    Matt
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    I just came.

  46. Jack Huston Middle Finger
    Chinny
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    Man, they really cut the budget for Richard’s make-up on this season of Boardwalk Empire.

  47. John Legend Hovering In Air Inaugural Ball
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    I like this guy. He can sing good.

  48. Ke$ha Awful Makeup RIAA Presidential Inaugural Charity Benefit
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    I’m not sure what I hate more in this picture… Ke$ha or the RIAA.

  49. Miranda Kerr Butt Tight Jeans
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    Dear Orlando Bloom,

    Fuck you.

    Sincerely,
    Every straight man on Earth.

  50. Arnold Schwarzenegger Johnny Knoxville The Last Stand Press Conference
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    “Hi, I’m Johnny Knoxville and welcome to Jackasses.”

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