Welcome to a very important The Crap We Missed, where we’ve finally uncovered definitive proof, thanks to John Legend blowing his cover, that Obama really does have a secret flying assassin squad known as the Neomuslim Intelligence Gathering Guardian Escort Regiment, or N.I.– uh, you know what? Maybe some secrets are better left alone. Let’s just forget all that just happened back there and enjoy Bill Clinton continuing to photobomb the shit out of the inauguration, Julianne Hough giving a lucky fan the ‘Ryan’s Fave’ pose, and Lacey Banghard, who’s back with a stern warning for dogs who won’t wear condoms.
Allergic to latex, huh Rex? So was I in college…so was I,
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“Hey, everybody. Remember me?”
“Don’t know and don’t care, dude.”
Even her bad photos are great.
“In my day, MTV actually showed music videos.”
That was back when ‘MTV’ stood for Music television instead of Morons, Tramps and Vagabonds
Can’t or won’t?
I can use condoms Lacey. Let’s do this.
You know, that’s sort of a cute picture. It (obviously) would be “better” if she wasn’t covering up the future milk cartons.
What’s left for a person after becoming Donatella Versace?
Those are some skinny jeans for skinny genes.
Looks like Santanico Pandemonium came into the sunlight.
Consider this photo before having that cosmetic eyelid lift surgery.
My browser needs an un-see button.
He literally has to pry the dog away from sniffing her crotch.
I don’t think Obama is allowed to do the “white man’s overbite”.
This is classy for her.
Just… Fuck you. Go take your matronly motherhood and fuck off with it.
Just out of the shot: John Mayor texting frantically.
She should write a book on how 2 grow old with grace, style and class.
In case you were wondering…she’s preggers.
“And I should care why?”
I love her skinny ass.
Ke- ‘Obama did this to the $’ -ha
Someone tell her Life of Pi was fiction and she can stop keeping watch.
Asked later about the photo, the Congressmen said “Who is Katy Perry?”
There’s something to be said about aging gracefully.
two condoms go well with her.
“I’ve been greeted on the tarmac by bare breasted natives. I’ve chatted with men who had the head of a fish. So unless … Oh fuck it, go ahead and read your essay.”
The true Stepford Wife
She’s gonna be trouble when she gets a little older.
Still more hittable than Lindsay Lohan.
Wait, it’s NOT?
Good point, Torgo.
Guy has a good view of some Mormon ass.
I’d [herlastname] her.
Constipated? Eat prunes.
Definitely time to call in the heavyset guy from Vancouver again.
Stuck-up bitch.
Spot the gay congressman.
Since nobody but this pap photographer knows who the fuck he is–this dude shouldn’t be giving the pap the finger.
He plays Richard on “Boardwalk Empire.”
I know the stereotype is that black guys like fat white girls, but goddamn.
That whatever it is and RIAA… sums up the USA music clusterfuck quite nicely.
I know. Used to be the order was 1) looks and talent, 2) talent, 3) looks. Now it’s 1) a marketing confection.
” Prepare to be kempt ! “
No tits, no interest.
“Industry, you say? No, by Jove, don’t think I’ve ever heard of it.”
What the hell is this movie about.
bad hair and pelvic thrusts. every damn publicity still, what else could it be about?
Mimi’s back ?
Exactly what I thought.
Constipated? Eat prunes.
Cindy Lou Who(re)
He stole the Frodo’s coat!
“I know! Even dis mahning I em saying, ‘Why ah you alweeys waering dem glosses? You ah a fawty wun yea old man, fah Gahd’s sake!’”
Last time in her life someone’s going to look at her and say ‘That bag has a nice looking kitty’
When Kevin Garnett said she tasted like a box of Honey Nut Cheerios, I didn’t think he meant the actual box.
Is he wearing a Turkish Evil Eye, good luck, bracelet?