The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 1.22.13

January 22nd, 2013 // 350 Comments

Welcome to a very important The Crap We Missed, where we’ve finally uncovered definitive proof, thanks to John Legend blowing his cover, that Obama really does have a secret flying assassin squad known as the Neomuslim Intelligence Gathering Guardian Escort Regiment, or N.I.– uh, you know what? Maybe some secrets are better left alone. Let’s just forget all that just happened back there and enjoy Bill Clinton continuing to photobomb the shit out of the inauguration, Julianne Hough giving a lucky fan the ‘Ryan’s Fave’ pose, and Lacey Banghard, who’s back with a stern warning for dogs who won’t wear condoms.

Allergic to latex, huh Rex? So was I in college…so was I,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Shia LaBeouf Ponytail Skinny Jeans The Necessary Death Of Charlie Countryman Premiere Sundance Film Festival
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    “Hey, everybody. Remember me?”
    “Don’t know and don’t care, dude.”

  2. Salma Hayek Cleavage Giambattista Valli Parterre Fashion Show
    Cock Dr
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    Even her bad photos are great.

  3. La La Anthony Cleavage The Hip Hop Inaugrual Ball II
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    “In my day, MTV actually showed music videos.”

  4. Lacey Banghard Nipples Cleavage PETA Photocall
    B&WMinstrel
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    Can’t or won’t?

  5. Lacey Banghard Nipples Cleavage PETA Photocall
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    I can use condoms Lacey. Let’s do this.

  6. Imogen Thomas Naket Pregnant Belly
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    You know, that’s sort of a cute picture. It (obviously) would be “better” if she wasn’t covering up the future milk cartons.

  7. Ke$ha Awful Makeup RIAA Presidential Inaugural Charity Benefit
    lara
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    What’s left for a person after becoming Donatella Versace?

  8. Miranda Kerr Butt Tight Jeans
    Cock Dr
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    Those are some skinny jeans for skinny genes.

  9. Salma Hayek Cleavage Giambattista Valli Parterre Fashion Show
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    Looks like Santanico Pandemonium came into the sunlight.

  10. Arnold Schwarzenegger Johnny Knoxville The Last Stand Press Conference
    Cock Dr
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    Consider this photo before having that cosmetic eyelid lift surgery.

  11. Angelyne Cleavage Legs Minidress Pink Car
    Joe
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    My browser needs an un-see button.

  12. Stephen Moyer Daughter Lilac Stitting On The Ground
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    He literally has to pry the dog away from sniffing her crotch.

  13. President Obama Bill Clinton
    A!
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    I don’t think Obama is allowed to do the “white man’s overbite”.

  14. Ke$ha Awful Makeup RIAA Presidential Inaugural Charity Benefit
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    This is classy for her.

  15. Imogen Thomas Naket Pregnant Belly
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    Just… Fuck you. Go take your matronly motherhood and fuck off with it.

  16. Katy Perry Posing With Congressman At The Inauguration
    Cock Dr
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    Just out of the shot: John Mayor texting frantically.

  17. Angelyne Cleavage Legs Minidress Pink Car
    Cock Dr
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    She should write a book on how 2 grow old with grace, style and class.

  18. Imogen Thomas Naket Pregnant Belly
    Cock Dr
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    In case you were wondering…she’s preggers.

  19. Prince Charles Wilmslow High School
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    “And I should care why?”

  20. Miranda Kerr Butt Tight Jeans
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    I love her skinny ass.

  21. Ke$ha Awful Makeup RIAA Presidential Inaugural Charity Benefit
    B&WMinstrel
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    Ke- ‘Obama did this to the $’ -ha

  22. Rita Ora Swimsuit Twitter
    cc
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    Someone tell her Life of Pi was fiction and she can stop keeping watch.

  23. Katy Perry Posing With Congressman At The Inauguration
    Frank Burns
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    Asked later about the photo, the Congressmen said “Who is Katy Perry?”

  24. Angelyne Cleavage Legs Minidress Pink Car
    Daver
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    There’s something to be said about aging gracefully.

  25. Lacey Banghard Nipples Cleavage PETA Photocall
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    two condoms go well with her.

  26. Prince Charles Wilmslow High School
    B&WMinstrel
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    “I’ve been greeted on the tarmac by bare breasted natives. I’ve chatted with men who had the head of a fish. So unless … Oh fuck it, go ahead and read your essay.”

  27. Nicole Kidman Frozen Face Stoker Premiere Sundance Film Festival
    amazed
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    The true Stepford Wife

  28. Stephen Moyer Daughter Lilac Stitting On The Ground
    tlmck
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    She’s gonna be trouble when she gets a little older.

  29. Angelyne Cleavage Legs Minidress Pink Car
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    Still more hittable than Lindsay Lohan.

  30. Julianne Hough Legs Short Shorts NEW.MUSIC.LIVE
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    Guy has a good view of some Mormon ass.

  31. Lacey Banghard Nipples Cleavage PETA Photocall
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    I’d [herlastname] her.

  32. Nicole Kidman Frozen Face Stoker Premiere Sundance Film Festival
    sprub
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    Constipated? Eat prunes.

  33. Shia LaBeouf Ponytail Skinny Jeans The Necessary Death Of Charlie Countryman Premiere Sundance Film Festival
    cc
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    Definitely time to call in the heavyset guy from Vancouver again.

  34. Jennifer Lopez Legs GMA
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    Stuck-up bitch.

  35. Katy Perry Posing With Congressman At The Inauguration
    The Pope
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    Spot the gay congressman.

  36. Jack Huston Middle Finger
    anonymous
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    Since nobody but this pap photographer knows who the fuck he is–this dude shouldn’t be giving the pap the finger.

  37. Denzel Washington Plattenbau-Princess Cindy Von Marzahn Wetten, Dass?
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    I know the stereotype is that black guys like fat white girls, but goddamn.

  38. Ke$ha Awful Makeup RIAA Presidential Inaugural Charity Benefit
    sprub
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    That whatever it is and RIAA… sums up the USA music clusterfuck quite nicely.

    • cc

      I know. Used to be the order was 1) looks and talent, 2) talent, 3) looks. Now it’s 1) a marketing confection.

  39. Russell Brand Fuzzy Boots Afghan Yoga Mat
    B&WMinstrel
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    ” Prepare to be kempt ! “

  40. Katy Perry Posing With Congressman At The Inauguration
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    No tits, no interest.

  41. Prince Charles Wilmslow High School
    Falstaff
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    “Industry, you say? No, by Jove, don’t think I’ve ever heard of it.”

  42. Colin Farrell Winters Tale Set
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    What the hell is this movie about.

  43. Denzel Washington Plattenbau-Princess Cindy Von Marzahn Wetten, Dass?
    sprub
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    Mimi’s back ?

  44. Rita Ora Swimsuit Twitter
    sprub
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    Constipated? Eat prunes.

  45. Angelyne Cleavage Legs Minidress Pink Car
    The Pope
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    Cindy Lou Who(re)

  46. Jack Huston Middle Finger
    cc
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    He stole the Frodo’s coat!

  47. Arnold Schwarzenegger Johnny Knoxville The Last Stand Press Conference
    Wapshin
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    “I know! Even dis mahning I em saying, ‘Why ah you alweeys waering dem glosses? You ah a fawty wun yea old man, fah Gahd’s sake!’”

  48. Angelyne Cleavage Legs Minidress Pink Car
    B&WMinstrel
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    Last time in her life someone’s going to look at her and say ‘That bag has a nice looking kitty’

  49. La La Anthony Cleavage The Hip Hop Inaugrual Ball II
    Josephus
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    When Kevin Garnett said she tasted like a box of Honey Nut Cheerios, I didn’t think he meant the actual box.

  50. Arnold Schwarzenegger Johnny Knoxville The Last Stand Press Conference
    Kitty
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    Is he wearing a Turkish Evil Eye, good luck, bracelet?

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