The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 1.21.14

January 21st, 2014 // 473 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, which I loaded up to our max of forty pics for you guys, allowing me the freedom to include shots of people like Sandra Bernhard and Christopher ‘Kid’ Reid. Now if you find yourself thinking “And how is that a good thing?,” I ask that you kindly leave my establishment while I talk to the people who understand my quasi-functional brain. Good, it’s just us now? Ok, so yesterday I was off and Fish forgot some key points from The SAG Awards that I know you guys don’t want to miss, so here goes: Sofia Vergara made her trophy poke a big statue’s penis, Mike Ehrmantraut will punch you in the dick when he’s excited, and Terrence Howard‘s creepy rape vibe just exponentially raised to the power of even his wife looks terrified to be touching him.

And you guys though my role was nonessential here,

- Photo Boy

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  1. January Jones Son Xander Dancing In Foreground
    crb
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    “Don’t worry Jimmy, mommy has it on good authority Mr. Jackson is a perfectly nice man. In-fact, she’s going to wait right here. You can get there all on your own like a big boy, right? Ok? Ok. Bye.”

  2. Miley Cyrus Topless Pasties Unplugged Ad Instagram
    Odbarc
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    She looks like Khloe Cardassian,

  3. Al Sharpton Saggy Wrinkly Chin National Action Networks Annual Dr Martin Luther King Jr Day Breakfast
    crb
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    He forgot to paint the target on his forehead. Leaving the house without your scum-of-the-earth-bindi just won’t do, Al. You don’t want to go disappointing your hooved masters at MSNBC now, do you?

  4. Kristin Chenoweth Cleavage 25th Annual Producer Guild Of America Awards
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    great tits?…

  5. Anthony Kiedis Driving No Door Car With Son On Lap
    JungleRed
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    Now it’s off to the Korova milkbar for a bit of the old in out with the droogs, son.

  6. Garth Brooks Fat Moon Face The Garth Brooks Comeback Special Event Photo Call
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    It looks like it’s a REALLY special event.

  7. Sharni Vinson Bikini Skinny Ribcage Hip Bones Horse
    Father Dougal
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    What a crap photoshop job. if you are going to paste your head onto Sarah Jessica Parker’s body, don’t just move the layer with the original Sarah Jessica pic to the right, delete the damned thing!

  8. Kat Williams Sweaty Greasy Hair Growth Spurt Comedy Tour
    tlmck
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    Actual age: 19.

  9. John Travolta Side Eye Wearing Medal Kelly Preston 11th Annual Living Legends Of Aviation Awards
    Commented on this photo:

    So did he get the medal for best cocksucking or best toupee?

  10. Ian McKellen Looking Old As Shit Gentlemen Prefer Blondes An Intimate Evening With Carol Channing & Justin Vivian Bond
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks better than Sandra Bernhardt

  11. Joanna Krupa Nipples No Bra Tight White Dress
    Mohawk Disco
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    How dare you only look at my tits in this tight dress and not me. You’re not worthy to lick the sidewalk I just walked on! Don’t you know I am also a person?! So, love me for who I am you arrogant shallow sexist pig!

  12. Dean Norris Jonathan Banks Aaron Paul Grabbing Dicks 20th Annual SAG Awards
    Mohawk Disco
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    So envy actors this ability to act like nothing’s happening in the weirdest of situations. Because there is no way I wouldn’t punch Banks in he face out of reflex if he was even looking at my dick!

  13. Sandra Bernhard Gentlemen Prefer Blondes An Intimate Evening With Carol Channing & Justin Vivian Bond
    tlmck
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    I did not realize Quentin Tarantino had a sister.

  14. Sofia Vergara Trophy Touching Statue Penis 20th Annual SAG Awards
    Mohawk Disco
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    Even the statues are gay in Hollywood.

  15. Boris Johnson Drunk Raising Both Arms
    Mohawk Disco
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    - Woo-Hoo! aaaAAAAA! Here it comes!!!!
    - For the last time, Boris. This is not a roller coaster!

  16. Rumer Willis Crazy Jawline Songbyrd Set Petting Dog
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    ‘Imma eat you, big potato.’

  17. Boris Johnson Drunk Raising Both Arms
    Mike Walker
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    Yahtzee!

  18. Christopher Lambert Lounging In Armchair Opera Ball
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    That is probably the most comfortable I’ve seen any of the guys sit down upon Chris Hansen’s request.

  19. Bruce Jenner Man Boobs Creepy Face Long Hair Carrying Paddle
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    Such priceless pinky flare holding the bag… you can see the struggle, itching to break free into full and erect gay teatime position.

  20. Christopher Lambert Lounging In Armchair Opera Ball
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    He’s cool. Nevermind the boots.

  21. Emilio Estevez Fat Gut Man Boobs
    Vladimir
    Commented on this photo:

    “Yes, this is Normal Sheen…”

  22. Ryan Seacrest Whistling At Someone
    Vladimir
    Commented on this photo:

    “Hellooooooow, (male) Nurse!”

  23. Garth Brooks Fat Moon Face The Garth Brooks Comeback Special Event Photo Call
    Vladimir
    Commented on this photo:

    Who tagged this Jonah Hill pic, “Garth Brooks”?

  24. Mario Lopez Sophia Bush Extra
    dixonblonde
    Commented on this photo:

    “Did you see the size of that thing? That’s a big ol’ ghetto booty!”

  25. Cara Delevingne Michelle Rodriguez Drunk Paris
    Vladimir
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    mmmm, the Cyrus is strong in this one…

  26. Kendrick Lamar Karlie Kloss Will Smith Legs Crossed All Maroon Outfit Unlaced Hightops Dior Mens Fashion Show Fashion Week Paris
    dixonblonde
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    That Captain America body shrinking CGI is getting out of hand.

  27. Kristin Chenoweth Cleavage 25th Annual Producer Guild Of America Awards
    Matt
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    i would

  28. Rumer Willis Crazy Jawline Songbyrd Set Petting Dog
    memyselfandi
    Commented on this photo:

    “Dad?”
    “No- I’m Rumor WILLIS. WILLIS.”

  29. John Travolta Side Eye Wearing Medal Kelly Preston 11th Annual Living Legends Of Aviation Awards
    Urbanspaceman
    Commented on this photo:

    Yup. Travolta’s right up there with Chuck Yeager and Scott Crossfield. But I ask you, would you ride in an aircraft that had Vinnie Barbarino on the stick?

  30. Kristin Chenoweth Cleavage 25th Annual Producer Guild Of America Awards
    coljack
    Commented on this photo:

    All hail the long lost lovechild of Joan Rivers! And the father, Magda from There’s Something About Mary.

  31. Kat Williams Sweaty Greasy Hair Growth Spurt Comedy Tour
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    “White people be crazy!”

  32. January Jones Son Xander Dancing In Foreground
    Deacon Jones
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    (Damn you, God, DAMN YOUuuuu….you had to make him GAY too?!)

  33. Kendrick Lamar Karlie Kloss Will Smith Legs Crossed All Maroon Outfit Unlaced Hightops Dior Mens Fashion Show Fashion Week Paris
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    “Innnn the West Village, born and raised,
    on the playground getting fondled, most of ma days”

  34. George Clooney Sleeping Car Driver
    evilstamos
    Commented on this photo:

    If it tastes like Clooney and smells like Clooney, it’s Clooney.

  35. Terrence Howard Terrified Date Mira Christine Pak 20th Annual SAG Awards
    Judge Chamberlain Haller
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    After one hour, he was hungry again.

  36. Kendrick Lamar Karlie Kloss Will Smith Legs Crossed All Maroon Outfit Unlaced Hightops Dior Mens Fashion Show Fashion Week Paris
    harvey korman says
    Commented on this photo:

    oh Lilly Lilly Legs, Lilly legs…

  37. Miley Cyrus Topless Pasties Unplugged Ad Instagram
    Jack Ketch
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    Who has saggy, ugly tits at age 20?

  38. Kim Kardashian Huge Ass Tight Pants Azzedine Alaia Museum
    Jack Ketch
    Commented on this photo:

    MoooooooOOOOoo.

  39. Aubrey ODay Cleavage Butt Bikini Instagram
    Jack Ketch
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    *barfs* That face! And that’s AFTER surgery.

  40. Boris Johnson Drunk Raising Both Arms
    J
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    “I’m this many old.”

  41. Christopher Lambert Lounging In Armchair Opera Ball
    dennis
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    Wow…he is still rocking shoes from the 80′s.

  42. Aubrey ODay Cleavage Butt Bikini Instagram
    MarketingMike
    Commented on this photo:

    I like the pointy bottom of her IPhone in the picture on the right.
    This must be the new “IPhone Photoshop” model I’ve heard about.

  43. Aubrey ODay Cleavage Butt Bikini Instagram
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    This could very possibly be the worst photoshopping I’ve ever seen. And I’ve seen Kim K’s work. Holy shit.

  44. Emilio Estevez Fat Gut Man Boobs
    Commented on this photo:

    “Hello?”
    “Emiliooooooooo”

  45. Boris Johnson Drunk Raising Both Arms
    Commented on this photo:

    “Sure, Sure, Sure…
    Unsure – unsure – unsure…”

  46. Hilary Duff Butt Yoga Pants
    Commented on this photo:

    That ass is saying, “Open For Business”

  47. Miley Cyrus Topless Pasties Unplugged Ad Instagram
    anonym
    Commented on this photo:

    looks much better with the horse teef

  48. Miley Cyrus Topless Pasties Unplugged Ad Instagram
    Commented on this photo:

    Did she break into Gaga’s closet or something?

  49. Rumer Willis Crazy Jawline Songbyrd Set Petting Dog
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    she thinks the dog wants an autograph

  50. Rihanna Bikini Butt Surfboard Instagram
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    Is she an expert in anything beyond extreme desperation?

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