The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 1.21.14

January 21st, 2014 // 473 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, which I loaded up to our max of forty pics for you guys, allowing me the freedom to include shots of people like Sandra Bernhard and Christopher ‘Kid’ Reid. Now if you find yourself thinking “And how is that a good thing?,” I ask that you kindly leave my establishment while I talk to the people who understand my quasi-functional brain. Good, it’s just us now? Ok, so yesterday I was off and Fish forgot some key points from The SAG Awards that I know you guys don’t want to miss, so here goes: Sofia Vergara made her trophy poke a big statue’s penis, Mike Ehrmantraut will punch you in the dick when he’s excited, and Terrence Howard‘s creepy rape vibe just exponentially raised to the power of even his wife looks terrified to be touching him.

And you guys though my role was nonessential here,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Rihanna Bikini Butt Surfboard Instagram
    MudButt
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    “Don’t smoke too much of this Rihanna, it’ll make you shit your pants!” “Yeah, Right…”

  2. Kim Kardashian Huge Ass Tight Pants Azzedine Alaia Museum
    Little Tongue
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    Those heels are doomed.

  3. January Jones Son Xander Dancing In Foreground
    ultra
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    looks like the kid’s into showtunes. i’m going with artificial insemination here.

  4. Sharni Vinson Bikini Skinny Ribcage Hip Bones Horse
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    The horse can’t even look at her.

  5. Rumer Willis Crazy Jawline Songbyrd Set Petting Dog
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    The dog’s chin is shorter than hers.

  6. Aubrey ODay Cleavage Butt Bikini Instagram
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    What a gross whore.

  7. January Jones Son Xander Dancing In Foreground
    Son of Flubber
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    “WOOHOO! I’m moving the desk without my hands!” What’s in a name? everything.

  8. Boris Johnson Drunk Raising Both Arms
    ultra
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    he’s the only one on the rollercoaster.

  9. Fergie Neck Rolls Double Chin Comme Des Fuckdown Hat
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    I honestly thought it was Vince Neil until I read the caption.

  10. Miley Cyrus Topless Pasties Unplugged Ad Instagram
    anonymous
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    Miley actually looks smarter and more sophisticated here than she normally does.

  11. Miley Cyrus Topless Pasties Unplugged Ad Instagram
    Spleen
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    I think she means without a butt plug in.

  12. Bruce Jenner Man Boobs Creepy Face Long Hair Carrying Paddle
    one
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    nice tits Bruce. What wrong with this guys brain.

  13. Garth Brooks Fat Moon Face The Garth Brooks Comeback Special Event Photo Call
    ultra
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    looks like a jeff dunham puppet.

  14. Bruce Jenner Man Boobs Creepy Face Long Hair Carrying Paddle
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    Those man-boobs are coming in nicely. Keep at it Jenny Bruce.

  15. Fergie Neck Rolls Double Chin Comme Des Fuckdown Hat
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    Her hat has the word “fuck” on it.

    That’s edgy. She’s edgy.

  16. Sandra Bernhard Gentlemen Prefer Blondes An Intimate Evening With Carol Channing & Justin Vivian Bond
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    Joke’s on her: Gentlemen prefer *human* blondes.

  17. Ryan Seacrest Whistling At Someone
    Son of Flubber
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    “Hey dream boat! Not you ship wreck. Made you look!”

  18. Garth Brooks Fat Moon Face The Garth Brooks Comeback Special Event Photo Call
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    Is that Miley’s dad? I get confused about shitty country singers.

  19. Kendrick Lamar Karlie Kloss Will Smith Legs Crossed All Maroon Outfit Unlaced Hightops Dior Mens Fashion Show Fashion Week Paris
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    I wonder If I’m Gay? How could I tell? Fashion Show?

  20. Kenneth Branagh Keira Knightley Chris PIne Jack Ryan Shadow Recruit UK Premiere
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    No, seriously, Tom Cruise is only this tall without his “special” shoes.

  21. Mario Lopez Sophia Bush Extra
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    ” She had the biggest boobs Ive seen! “

  22. January Jones Son Xander Dancing In Foreground
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    Is that a little Bob Fosse I see?

  23. Sharni Vinson Bikini Skinny Ribcage Hip Bones Horse
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    Are we sure that isn’t Iggy Pop?

  24. Garth Brooks Fat Moon Face The Garth Brooks Comeback Special Event Photo Call
    cmonreally
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    The chin fat rolls,
    And the beer gut strikes
    Can’t let his food grow cold
    But his belt’s too tight

  25. Molly Shannon Cheryl Hines Crazy Eyes
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    They’re rehearsing for a movie wherein Ann Coulter and Michelle Bachmann go shopping.

  26. Bruce Jenner Man Boobs Creepy Face Long Hair Carrying Paddle
    Son of Flubber
    Commented on this photo:

    *thought bubble* Just a few more months of hormones, and living as a women, and my transformation will be complete.

  27. Aubrey ODay Cleavage Butt Bikini Instagram
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    My god. She’s beautiful. Her body’s perfect. I want to get in dat ass.

  28. Christopher Kid Reid Laughing Smoking Cigarette
    The Pope
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    Beaker always looked forward to his five minute breaks outside, away from Dr. Bunsen Honeydew.

  29. George Clooney Sleeping Car Driver
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    “I’m Batman.”
    “Okay Clooney, it was funny like a decade ago, but it’s getting tired.”

  30. Dominic West Full Beard the Walking With The Wounded South Pole Allied Challenge Welcome Home Press Conference
    coljack
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    So we’re down there around the South Pole when out of nowhere, I swear to you, Alexander Skarsgaard comes flying at me, naked. I did the only thing I could: grabbed him – like this – and threw him to the ground.

  31. Rumer Willis Crazy Jawline Songbyrd Set Petting Dog
    Hopalong
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    “What’s that Lassie, my Mom’s career fell down a well.”

  32. Fergie Neck Rolls Double Chin Comme Des Fuckdown Hat
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    Judah Freidlander dyed his hair.

  33. Miley Cyrus Topless Pasties Unplugged Ad Instagram
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    After going through the other pics, it’s less photoshopped than anything Aubrey Day has posted lately.

  34. Chrissy Teigen Shying Away From John Legend Kiss
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    Beautiful couple.

  35. Kristin Chenoweth Cleavage 25th Annual Producer Guild Of America Awards
    MarketingMike
    Commented on this photo:

    Back off guys! She looks great for 82!
    Ooops, what?
    She’s 42? Oh shit…..

  36. Val Kilmer KFC
    The Pope
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    Val, you’re not really Elvis. And that’s the wrong Colonel.

    The hell you say!

  37. John Travolta Side Eye Wearing Medal Kelly Preston 11th Annual Living Legends Of Aviation Awards
    Slappy Magoo
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    They made on-the-down-low cocksucking an Olympic event? Thanks, Obama!

  38. Sharni Vinson Bikini Skinny Ribcage Hip Bones Horse
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    Good lord. That’s just awful. Eat something.

  39. Dean Norris Jonathan Banks Aaron Paul Grabbing Dicks 20th Annual SAG Awards
    Slappy Magoo
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    …and that’s how I got the job!

  40. Al Sharpton Saggy Wrinkly Chin National Action Networks Annual Dr Martin Luther King Jr Day Breakfast
    Son of Flubber
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    Check and mate, Al Roker.

  41. Tobey Maguire With Friend Grabbing Crotch In Jogging Shorts Spandex Underwear
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    That dude’s spider-balls are tingling.

  42. Anthony Kiedis Driving No Door Car With Son On Lap
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    Seeing him carry his son around when he was a toddler made him look like a good father. Seeing him carry his son on his lap now makes him look creepy.

  43. Mario Lopez Sophia Bush Extra
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    “Oh my God, Mario. Look at her butt.”

  44. Kendrick Lamar Karlie Kloss Will Smith Legs Crossed All Maroon Outfit Unlaced Hightops Dior Mens Fashion Show Fashion Week Paris
    Where's Dildo
    Commented on this photo:

    From left to right:
    “Hmm… interesting.”

    “Hmm… interesting.”

    “No more fucks.” *cocks gun*

    “Hmm… interesting.”

    “Hmm… interesting

  45. Kristin Chenoweth Cleavage 25th Annual Producer Guild Of America Awards
    Slappy Magoo
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    I’ve seen less strain and grimacing in Russian weightlifters getting assfucked by Putin while being threatened with death if they tell anyone because he’s sooooo straight.

  46. Rihanna Bikini Butt Surfboard Instagram
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    hot

  47. Sandra Bernhard Gentlemen Prefer Blondes An Intimate Evening With Carol Channing & Justin Vivian Bond
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    I thought she wasn’t into gentlemen.

  48. Miley Cyrus Topless Pasties Unplugged Ad Instagram
    Dormant Canadian
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    #nofilter

  49. Val Kilmer KFC
    Slappy Magoo
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    The look of a man getting caught Doing Chicken Right.

  50. Selena Gomez Derpface Rudderless Press Conference Sundance Film Festival
    Slappy Magoo
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    “OMG he throws eggs like a retarded girl, try not to laugh try not to laugh…”

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