The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 1.21.14

January 21st, 2014 // 473 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, which I loaded up to our max of forty pics for you guys, allowing me the freedom to include shots of people like Sandra Bernhard and Christopher ‘Kid’ Reid. Now if you find yourself thinking “And how is that a good thing?,” I ask that you kindly leave my establishment while I talk to the people who understand my quasi-functional brain. Good, it’s just us now? Ok, so yesterday I was off and Fish forgot some key points from The SAG Awards that I know you guys don’t want to miss, so here goes: Sofia Vergara made her trophy poke a big statue’s penis, Mike Ehrmantraut will punch you in the dick when he’s excited, and Terrence Howard‘s creepy rape vibe just exponentially raised to the power of even his wife looks terrified to be touching him.

And you guys though my role was nonessential here,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Boris Johnson Drunk Raising Both Arms
    anonymous
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    I don’t know what it means but I was told by Seattle to say, “Hey San Francisco…TOUCHDOWN.”

  2. Kim Kardashian Huge Ass Tight Pants Azzedine Alaia Museum
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    How many rappers can sit on that couch?

  3. Kim Kardashian Huge Ass Tight Pants Azzedine Alaia Museum
    Son of Flubber
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    Someone must have pulled out the tranquilizer dart too soon. Clever girl. SHOOT HER!!

  4. Anthony Kiedis Driving No Door Car With Son On Lap
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    For a second I thought Dinklage was stealing his kid’s mode of transportation again…

  5. Joanna Krupa Nipples No Bra Tight White Dress
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    “Joanna! Ms. Glanville has publicly stated she would like to reconcile with you, and establish a bond based on mutual respect of the sisterhood of women! Are you willing to accept her olive branch and mend the fence?”

    “Dis how chicken go. Bok.”

  6. Christopher Kid Reid Laughing Smoking Cigarette
    JimBB
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    Oh God, he still has that hair. Does he know it’s 2014?

  7. John Travolta Side Eye Wearing Medal Kelly Preston 11th Annual Living Legends Of Aviation Awards
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    The Wig & The Beard.

  8. Kristin Chenoweth Cleavage 25th Annual Producer Guild Of America Awards
    cmonreally
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    She looks like Crazy Frog in the face.

  9. January Jones Son Xander Dancing In Foreground
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    “That’s right, Xander. Keep performing so someone will take you off my hands”

  10. Kristin Chenoweth Cleavage 25th Annual Producer Guild Of America Awards
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    Wow. That escalated quickly.

  11. Aubrey ODay Cleavage Butt Bikini Instagram
    anonymous
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    Not sure if her new plastic surgeon is an freakin’ artist or Aubrey is just really good at Photoshop.

  12. Aubrey ODay Cleavage Butt Bikini Instagram
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    Yeah, I would… I would do unspeakable things to her…

  13. Selena Gomez Derpface Rudderless Press Conference Sundance Film Festival
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    Girl, you might be legally retarded.

  14. Val Kilmer KFC
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    “Yo K-Fed, regular or extra crispy?”

  15. Garth Brooks Fat Moon Face The Garth Brooks Comeback Special Event Photo Call
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    There’s a man whose had a finger in his asshole… Don’t ask..

  16. Sofia Vergara Trophy Touching Statue Penis 20th Annual SAG Awards
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    His home away from home.

  17. Val Kilmer KFC
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    His home away from home.

  18. Kat Williams Sweaty Greasy Hair Growth Spurt Comedy Tour
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    “And that, ladies and gentlemen, was the first time I sucked a dick for crack. But it wouldn’t be the last.”

  19. Rumer Willis Crazy Jawline Songbyrd Set Petting Dog
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    Even the dog is laughing at her chin.

  20. Sharni Vinson Bikini Skinny Ribcage Hip Bones Horse
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    Your move LeeAnn…

  21. Kat Williams Sweaty Greasy Hair Growth Spurt Comedy Tour
    Damarius
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    “And this shit right here, nigga? This shit right HERE, nigga? This shit…is the hand I smack Target employees with…”

  22. Boris Johnson Drunk Raising Both Arms
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    still rolling on x, he thinks he’s buzzing in on Final Jeopardy

  23. Kenneth Branagh Keira Knightley Chris PIne Jack Ryan Shadow Recruit UK Premiere
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    No matter how much negative feedback he got, Chris never gave up on the idea of Jack Ryan having a midget sidekick…

  24. Bruce Jenner Man Boobs Creepy Face Long Hair Carrying Paddle
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    Holy shit, I seriously thought this was Janice Dickenson for a second.

  25. Fergie Neck Rolls Double Chin Comme Des Fuckdown Hat
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    ice bergie

  26. Kat Williams Sweaty Greasy Hair Growth Spurt Comedy Tour
    Damarius
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    “This shit right here? This shit right HERE? This is the the hand I smack Target employees with…”

  27. Sofia Vergara Trophy Touching Statue Penis 20th Annual SAG Awards
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    It’s be dangerous to do that with an Emmy.

  28. Terrence Howard Terrified Date Mira Christine Pak 20th Annual SAG Awards
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    I’m a lover, not a fighter. And by lover, I mean rapist…

  29. Rumer Willis Crazy Jawline Songbyrd Set Petting Dog
    Son of Flubber
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    “Kiss me, bitch. Ditto! You owe me a coke!”

  30. Terrence Howard Terrified Date Mira Christine Pak 20th Annual SAG Awards
    anonymous
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    Good thing they switched him out after the first film. He’d never fit into the War Machine armor.

  31. Kristin Chenoweth Cleavage 25th Annual Producer Guild Of America Awards
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    I am the GEICO lizard queen!

  32. Al Sharpton Saggy Wrinkly Chin National Action Networks Annual Dr Martin Luther King Jr Day Breakfast
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    Dafuq? is this a human-sized bobble-head of himself?

  33. Selena Gomez Derpface Rudderless Press Conference Sundance Film Festival
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    She’s been dipping into Beiber’s sizzurp again.

  34. Miley Cyrus Topless Pasties Unplugged Ad Instagram
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    Well, at least her tongue is in her mouth.

  35. Christopher Lambert Lounging In Armchair Opera Ball
    Qmak
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    “There can be only one Hair Club for Men…”

  36. Ryan Seacrest Whistling At Someone
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    Anyone notice “The Rock” checking out his ass in the background?

  37. Kenneth Branagh Keira Knightley Chris PIne Jack Ryan Shadow Recruit UK Premiere
    Qmak
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    “Her chest is flat as a board. Am I right Chris? Back me up here.”

  38. Rihanna Bikini Butt Surfboard Instagram
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    “Can you slide a job application to me under my Famous Bowl”

  39. Rumer Willis Crazy Jawline Songbyrd Set Petting Dog
    cmonreally
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    Pros: Luxurious hair, nice teeth, great smile, friendly disposition, great hygiene, great sense of style (dark hued accessories are always in), knows to pose with something that makes them look better in comparison

    8/10 – would do (the dog)

  40. Miley Cyrus Topless Pasties Unplugged Ad Instagram
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    I thought it was Lady Gaga

  41. January Jones Son Xander Dancing In Foreground
    one
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    Christ i hate you, keep up that stupid walk and you will walk all the way home. asshole

  42. Anthony Kiedis Driving No Door Car With Son On Lap
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    Man, for all the shit we gave Bertney for drivin’ with a youngin’ on her lap, at least her car had doors.

  43. Val Kilmer KFC
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    “Can you slide a job application to me under my Famous Bowl”

  44. Sofia Vergara Trophy Touching Statue Penis 20th Annual SAG Awards
    ultra
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    ohhh luke. heez holding heez hands like i hold my boobies

  45. Mario Lopez Sophia Bush Extra
    CptCreep
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    Looks like Mario just showed her “Little Slater”

  46. Anthony Kiedis Driving No Door Car With Son On Lap
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    Fuck you for giving your son that shitty name.

  47. Joanna Krupa Nipples No Bra Tight White Dress
    Little Tongue
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    The woman with the double trout pout.

  48. Ryan Seacrest Whistling At Someone
    one
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    Would. You. Look. At. That. Nice cock you got sir.

  49. Rihanna Bikini Butt Surfboard Instagram
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    She sharted.

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