The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 1.21.14

January 21st, 2014 // 473 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, which I loaded up to our max of forty pics for you guys, allowing me the freedom to include shots of people like Sandra Bernhard and Christopher ‘Kid’ Reid. Now if you find yourself thinking “And how is that a good thing?,” I ask that you kindly leave my establishment while I talk to the people who understand my quasi-functional brain. Good, it’s just us now? Ok, so yesterday I was off and Fish forgot some key points from The SAG Awards that I know you guys don’t want to miss, so here goes: Sofia Vergara made her trophy poke a big statue’s penis, Mike Ehrmantraut will punch you in the dick when he’s excited, and Terrence Howard‘s creepy rape vibe just exponentially raised to the power of even his wife looks terrified to be touching him.

And you guys though my role was nonessential here,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Kristin Chenoweth Cleavage 25th Annual Producer Guild Of America Awards
    JimBB
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    She was warned about using Cameron Diaz-strength tanning solution, but she just wouldn’t listen. WHY DIDN’T SHE LISTEN??

  2. Kat Williams Sweaty Greasy Hair Growth Spurt Comedy Tour
    JimBB
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    “Has anyone ever noticed how there isn’t enough crack available out there? Amiright or amiright?”

  3. Miley Cyrus Topless Pasties Unplugged Ad Instagram
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    This is how most people thinks she really looks.

  4. John Travolta Side Eye Wearing Medal Kelly Preston 11th Annual Living Legends Of Aviation Awards
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    Travolta actually flew one of the DC-8 space planes that dropped the atom bombs into the Teegeeack volcano.

  5. Sofia Vergara Trophy Touching Statue Penis 20th Annual SAG Awards
    JimBB
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    That’s the only SAG she’s seen in 40 years.

  6. Val Kilmer KFC
    JimBB
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    A Real Genius demands REAL GENEROUS PORTIONS!!!

  7. Val Kilmer KFC
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    nobody photobombs like the colonel.

  8. Selena Gomez Derpface Rudderless Press Conference Sundance Film Festival
    JimBB
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    Shit, someone in the audience is flashing colored lights again.

  9. John Travolta Side Eye Wearing Medal Kelly Preston 11th Annual Living Legends Of Aviation Awards
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    Kelly’s still bringing the heat.

  10. Rumer Willis Crazy Jawline Songbyrd Set Petting Dog
    JimBB
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    Who’s the girl on the right?

  11. Joanna Krupa Nipples No Bra Tight White Dress
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    God damn. She’s fucking beautiful.

  12. Emilio Estevez Fat Gut Man Boobs
    JimBB
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    You have 0 new messages.

  13. January Jones Son Xander Dancing In Foreground
    JimBB
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    Field goal in 3…2…

  14. Aubrey ODay Cleavage Butt Bikini Instagram
    bob
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    Man, you can hardly recognize her face anymore…her ass either.

  15. Boris Johnson Drunk Raising Both Arms
    JimBB
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    Everyone who wants to smoke crack with Rob Ford, please raise your hand.

  16. Dean Norris Jonathan Banks Aaron Paul Grabbing Dicks 20th Annual SAG Awards
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    What a fun bunch.

  17. Miley Cyrus Topless Pasties Unplugged Ad Instagram
    Son of Flubber
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    Without Photoshop, just saying.

  18. Garth Brooks Fat Moon Face The Garth Brooks Comeback Special Event Photo Call
    JimBB
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    Well, I guess the lobotomy took.

  19. Kristin Chenoweth Cleavage 25th Annual Producer Guild Of America Awards
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    She obviously bought Cameron Diaz’s “Body Book”

  20. John Travolta Side Eye Wearing Medal Kelly Preston 11th Annual Living Legends Of Aviation Awards
    Son of Flubber
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    He won the “Hair plugs thrive at high altitude” award.

  21. January Jones Son Xander Dancing In Foreground
    Cock Dr
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    It would be such an adorable scene…except for her FACE.

  22. Kim Kardashian Huge Ass Tight Pants Azzedine Alaia Museum
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    would not azzedine.

  23. Sharni Vinson Bikini Skinny Ribcage Hip Bones Horse
    JimBB
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    Never knew Auschwitz had an equestrian program.

  24. Val Kilmer KFC
    Judge Chamberlain Haller
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    Mr. Kilmer. Step away from the buckets with your greasy hands up.

  25. Joanna Krupa Nipples No Bra Tight White Dress
    Son of Flubber
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    Two in the pink, one in the stink.

  26. Kristin Chenoweth Cleavage 25th Annual Producer Guild Of America Awards
    anonymous
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    Whoever suggested that to her that haircut and tan must have hated her. She looks like she aged 20 years.

  27. Selena Gomez Derpface Rudderless Press Conference Sundance Film Festival
    Judge Chamberlain Haller
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    Glazed eyes. Sure sign of Bieber fever.

  28. Kim Kardashian Huge Ass Tight Pants Azzedine Alaia Museum
    Judge Chamberlain Haller
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    Where is the “Keep back 200 ft.” sign?

  29. Aubrey ODay Cleavage Butt Bikini Instagram
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    you know there is a whole of logs in that toilet.

  30. Tobey Maguire With Friend Grabbing Crotch In Jogging Shorts Spandex Underwear
    JimBB
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    Well, taking him to the doctor was the least Tobey could do.

  31. January Jones Son Xander Dancing In Foreground
    Judge Chamberlain Haller
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    Peddling the child off as a Mini-Mime

  32. Sharni Vinson Bikini Skinny Ribcage Hip Bones Horse
    Cock Dr
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    That horse is far too pretty to be consigned to a zombie corpse rider like that.

  33. Garth Brooks Fat Moon Face The Garth Brooks Comeback Special Event Photo Call
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    Garth Brooks comeback? Fuck that. I would like to see a Chris Gaines comeback though.

  34. Aubrey ODay Cleavage Butt Bikini Instagram
    Judge Chamberlain Haller
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    The face ruins the pictures.

  35. Sofia Vergara Trophy Touching Statue Penis 20th Annual SAG Awards
    anonymous
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    Why is her statue cupping the larger statue’s balls? What category did she win?

  36. Christopher Lambert Lounging In Armchair Opera Ball
    JimBB
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    In retrospect, you should have probably just dodged the Kurgen for a few decades more.

  37. Miley Cyrus Topless Pasties Unplugged Ad Instagram
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    What do they unplug? The internal rope keeping those chompers in line?

  38. Jerry Ferrara Shirtless Girlfriend In Bikini
    Judge Chamberlain Haller
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    She looks embarassed being caught with Turtle.

    • dennis

      Yeah I think Turtle gets knocked the fuck out by grampa Robert DeNiro in that Hangover for Retirees movie.

  39. Selena Gomez Derpface Rudderless Press Conference Sundance Film Festival
    anonymous
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    It’s not lupus. It’s Molly.

  40. John Travolta Side Eye Wearing Medal Kelly Preston 11th Annual Living Legends Of Aviation Awards
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    At what point in their marriage do you think he broke out the strap-on and suggested they try something “new”?

  41. Emilio Estevez Fat Gut Man Boobs
    Max
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    Look! It’s Emilio J. Fox!

  42. Hilary Duff Butt Yoga Pants
    Cock Dr
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    If a man were Chosen; if she wrapped her arms around him and brought him to her bosom he would probably never come up for air again.

  43. Dean Norris Jonathan Banks Aaron Paul Grabbing Dicks 20th Annual SAG Awards
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    Arthritis my ass…

  44. Christopher Kid Reid Laughing Smoking Cigarette
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    That was his agent’s reaction when he proposed a New Kid ‘N” Play album.

  45. Miley Cyrus Topless Pasties Unplugged Ad Instagram
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    Let us take a moment to mourn one of our own.
    The “I’d pee in her butt” guy.
    During his long absence, and uncharacteristic silence, it’s safe to assume that he has passed from this earth, probably dead from one of the myriad diseases caused by indiscriminately peeing in butts. May he roam the eternal savana, peeing in the perfect butt.

  46. Val Kilmer KFC
    Son of Flubber
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    Highway to the chicken danger zone,
    Ride into the KFC danger zone

  47. Willem Dafoe Dyed Black Hair
    JimBB
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    Thanks for the autograph, Mr. Leary!

  48. Val Kilmer KFC
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    He was told the Colonel would be signing buckets…

  49. Cara Delevingne Michelle Rodriguez Drunk Paris
    Cock Dr
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    Michelle’s shoes look fierce but her friend has gone for more practical footwear.

  50. John Travolta Side Eye Wearing Medal Kelly Preston 11th Annual Living Legends Of Aviation Awards
    JimBB
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    “World’s Worst Dad” medal winner once again.

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