The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 1.17.12

January 17th, 2012 // 292 Comments

“Wait. I’m still alive?”

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where we find out that in the face of impossible odds, James Franco discovered a more irritatingly hipster way to perpetuate a junkie’s motto, Robin Roberts is about a second away from a judo chop to the jugular and Gisele Bundchen reminds us how cool it is to be a twin. If you happen to be her in that situation. Mom said she loves us both the same!

The Hoff screams at the entire continent of Australia at the end,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. Liam Neeson Robin Roberts GMA
    Austin "Danger" Powers
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    Maybe he’s practicing his improv with her too.

  2. James Franco Cardigan Hat
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    Shit, the trucker hat is back? Ashton is going to be thrilled!

  3. Liam Neeson Robin Roberts GMA
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    Are you Marko from Troposia?

  4. Matt Bomer
    it had to be said
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    Jazz hands!

  5. Gisele Bundchen Twin Sister Patricia
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    When I’m down in the dumps, remind me that it could always be worse–I could be Gisele Bundchen’s fraternal twin sister.

  6. Matt Bomer
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    Is this his Dexter audition???

  7. Ben McKenzie Southland
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    Did Ben McKenzie just propose to that guy?

  8. Stephen Dorff Cigarette Hat
    it had to be said
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    He was great in Animal House. Flounder? Why Flounder?

  9. LeAnn Rimes Crossed Eye
    CranAppleSnapple
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    Just got another residual check from The Neverending Story.

  10. Ben McKenzie Southland
    it had to be said
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    LAPD blowjob for the win.

  11. Seal Fingernail Polish
    it had to be said
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    Nice nails, dude.

  12. David Hasselhoff Celebrity Apprentice Australia
    it had to be said
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    Did he just deuce on that chick?

  13. David Hasselhoff Celebrity Apprentice Australia
    CranAppleSnapple
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    Oh for pete’s sake. They got that pig-tailed douche who won the Amazing Race, too. Not even Hoff can make this watchable.

  14. James Franco Cardigan Hat
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    Bastard stole the sweater my grandma made me…

  15. Matt Bomer
    Jill
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    I had heard he was gay but didn’t believe it until I saw this photo.

  16. Oprah
    dontkillthemessenger
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    A billion doesn’t go as far as it used to.

  17. Donald Trump

    Imagine waking up to that horse face every morning.

  18. Oprah
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    I am become Shiva the destroyer of doughnuts

  19. LeAnn Rimes Crossed Eye
    Cock Dr
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    Reminds me of a baboon in a blonde wig.

  20. Pippa Middleton Butt Tight Jeans
    DeucePickle
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    Look at that phat ass !

  21. Pippa Middleton Butt Tight Jeans
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I’d hit that ass, but it looks like a frying pan already beat me to it.

  22. Gisele Bundchen Twin Sister Patricia
    Jill
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    Yeah that’s just awful. I have to deal with losing the genetic lottery to my sister, but at least she’s not Gisele. On the other hand, I often see the stream of douches that cross my sister’s path and am thankful. I assume Giseles twin feels much the same about Tom Brady.

  23. George Lopez Purple Shoes
    DeucePickle
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    His humor to income ratio is way out of whack

  24. Gisele Bundchen Twin Sister Patricia
    rican
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    Looks like the doctor used the ugly stick to bring Patricia into this world.

  25. Ben McKenzie Southland
    Jill
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    Are you sure this show isn’t called “Undercove in West Hollywood”?

  26. James Franco Cardigan Hat
    Richard McBeef
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    if the back of the hat is mesh, it falls under justifiable homicide.

  27. Ashley Greene Rollers Pan Am
    DeucePickle
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    “It’s gortex”

  28. Pippa Middleton Butt Tight Jeans
    Richard McBeef
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    still no.

  29. Ricky Gervais Sunglasses Dog
    Cock Dr
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    I just gonna pretend that I don’t see what I think I’m seeing (dog penis).
    Put a star on that big boy. Good dog.

  30. Pippa Middleton Butt Tight Jeans
    It's the kimkim, bitches
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    Again?? Is this not the same picture from a couple of weeks ago? No, no and fuck no!

  31. Pippa Middleton Butt Tight Jeans
    Satyr
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    … she looks good ONLY in a long skirt which hides the fact she has no ass and thick legs.

    • Any Guy

      i know they hype the fuck out of this broad for almost no reason, but there’s NO way that’s NOT a nice ass and legs. you gotta be a total fruit to think she has ‘no ass and thick legs’. sorry.

  32. Stephen Dorff Cigarette Hat
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    Man, Brett Favre has really let himself go.

  33. James Franco Cardigan Hat
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Thanks to him isn’t there a sense in which we’ve all ‘gone to Yale’ ? Go Bulldogs!

  34. David Hasselhoff Celebrity Apprentice Australia
    Richard McBeef
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    Ray Liotta looks like beat hell.

  35. Oprah
    Coyote
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    Wow a Cow in a Moo Moo

  36. Oprah
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    Oprah, so sari!

  37. George Lopez Purple Shoes
    Richard McBeef
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    that’s the look of excitement that he’ll be picked for the bricking laying crew today.

  38. Matt Bomer
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    “I can’t believe I’m a real boy!”

  39. Stephen Dorff Cigarette Hat
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    Dorf on welfare.

  40. Ricky Gervais Sunglasses Dog
    celebutard
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    How’s my lipstick?

  41. Ben McKenzie Southland
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    At least Hugh Grant was with a woman.

  42. David Hasselhoff Celebrity Apprentice Australia
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    Make way for the moobs!

  43. David Hasselhoff Celebrity Apprentice Australia
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    Come at me, burger!

  44. Oprah
    Joe
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    Ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
    Papa-ooma-mow-mow, ooma-mow-mow
    Well, don’t you know about the bird
    Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word

  45. George Lopez Purple Shoes
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Lopez was overheard apologizing for changing the man’s radio stations. He was relieved of his valet duties later that night.

  46. Fish, you have to stop living in the past. It’s 2012, dude.

  47. Ricky Gervais Sunglasses Dog
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Nothing here half as funny as his teeth

  48. Gisele Bundchen Twin Sister Patricia
    journalschism
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    If she’s a chick at your office you’d be all over the Danny DeVito side of this duo.

  49. David Schwimmer
    dontkillthemessenger
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    One guy from Friends won a Golden Globe a few days ago… this one rummaged a clothing donation bin.

  50. Ricky Gervais Sunglasses Dog
    journalschism
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    How many more open-mouth Ricky Gervais pictures will the media subject us to?

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