“Wait. I’m still alive?”
Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where we find out that in the face of impossible odds, James Franco discovered a more irritatingly hipster way to perpetuate a junkie’s motto, Robin Roberts is about a second away from a judo chop to the jugular and Gisele Bundchen reminds us how cool it is to be a twin. If you happen to be her in that situation. Mom said she loves us both the same!
The Hoff screams at the entire continent of Australia at the end,
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Maybe he’s practicing his improv with her too.
Shit, the trucker hat is back? Ashton is going to be thrilled!
Are you Marko from Troposia?
Jazz hands!
When I’m down in the dumps, remind me that it could always be worse–I could be Gisele Bundchen’s fraternal twin sister.
Is this his Dexter audition???
Did Ben McKenzie just propose to that guy?
He was great in Animal House. Flounder? Why Flounder?
Just got another residual check from The Neverending Story.
Yes!! That is who she reminds me of! FALCOR!
hahahahaaha
LAPD blowjob for the win.
Nice nails, dude.
Did he just deuce on that chick?
Oh for pete’s sake. They got that pig-tailed douche who won the Amazing Race, too. Not even Hoff can make this watchable.
Bastard stole the sweater my grandma made me…
Nothing says winning like a sweater your Grandma made you.
How’s her vision?
She gave it to him thinking it was me. I don’t look anything like him.
I had heard he was gay but didn’t believe it until I saw this photo.
A billion doesn’t go as far as it used to.
Imagine waking up to that horse face every morning.
Oh….and…FIRSTYS
Neigh!
I am become Shiva the destroyer of doughnuts
SSSsstop… It hurts… Can’t… LOL!
Reminds me of a baboon in a blonde wig.
Look at that phat ass !
I’d hit that ass, but it looks like a frying pan already beat me to it.
Yeah that’s just awful. I have to deal with losing the genetic lottery to my sister, but at least she’s not Gisele. On the other hand, I often see the stream of douches that cross my sister’s path and am thankful. I assume Giseles twin feels much the same about Tom Brady.
A good looking, multi-Super Bowl winning, multi-millionaire quarterback? Yeah I don’t think so.
hey Venom, not everyone is a boston area pats whore…a douche is a douche
hahahaha
His humor to income ratio is way out of whack
Can you have zero as the numerator?
Sure, but when it’s the denominator things get wacky.
Looks like the doctor used the ugly stick to bring Patricia into this world.
He also used it on Gisele. She is not attractive in the face at all.
Look for pictures of Giselle before and after the surgery/surgeries she’s had. She was pretty, but she has altered her face quite a bit.
I should also add that this isn’t a good picture of Patricia. If you Google her you will find better pictures that show just how attractive she really is.
Here is a link to a better photo: http://www.celebuzz.com/photos/celebrity-twins/vogue-fantasy-chic-shack-beach-party/
Are you sure this show isn’t called “Undercove in West Hollywood”?
if the back of the hat is mesh, it falls under justifiable homicide.
“It’s gortex”
Ha! I love that episode.
still no.
I just gonna pretend that I don’t see what I think I’m seeing (dog penis).
Put a star on that big boy. Good dog.
What are you talking about? Gervais’s hand is in front of his crotch.
It took me a while to see what you were talking about. That’s hardly worth a star or censoring of any sort.
I think she was kidding about that.
@KImKim: Heh – maybe she was.
It’s not naughty until the pinky emerges
Again?? Is this not the same picture from a couple of weeks ago? No, no and fuck no!
Oh, not the same pic. Just the same door.
that door is the best thing about a pippa pic.
I thought the same thing Kimmy. Too bad the door isn’t green.
I already told her once to paint that fucking disgrace of a door…
The paps have found out that this shot is the only one that doesn’t permanently f&#k up their cameras.
… she looks good ONLY in a long skirt which hides the fact she has no ass and thick legs.
i know they hype the fuck out of this broad for almost no reason, but there’s NO way that’s NOT a nice ass and legs. you gotta be a total fruit to think she has ‘no ass and thick legs’. sorry.
Well, she does have an ass. It’s just ridiculously disappointing is all.
Man, Brett Favre has really let himself go.
cocks or crocs before i’ll believe it.
Thanks to him isn’t there a sense in which we’ve all ‘gone to Yale’ ? Go Bulldogs!
Ray Liotta looks like beat hell.
+100
Wow a Cow in a Moo Moo
At least it’s not a sow in a tutu.
Oprah, so sari!
(shoots self)
that’s the look of excitement that he’ll be picked for the bricking laying crew today.
Funny Richard
Not fruit picking?
“I can’t believe I’m a real boy!”
Dorf on welfare.
How’s my lipstick?
At least Hugh Grant was with a woman.
Make way for the moobs!
Come at me, burger!
lol
Ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, ooma-mow-mow
Well, don’t you know about the bird
Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word
fail
agree
Lopez was overheard apologizing for changing the man’s radio stations. He was relieved of his valet duties later that night.
Fish, you have to stop living in the past. It’s 2012, dude.
Nothing here half as funny as his teeth
If she’s a chick at your office you’d be all over the Danny DeVito side of this duo.
One guy from Friends won a Golden Globe a few days ago… this one rummaged a clothing donation bin.
How many more open-mouth Ricky Gervais pictures will the media subject us to?
No kidding, Gervais needs another “wacky” comedic look. However, Pink has never looked better.