Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed which seems a little light, but not when you consider the still rising paparazzi death toll from Alexander Skarsgard unleashing the Kraken. They found one poor bastard with shards of lens jutting from his aorta. Fortunately, the survivors, though forever marred with a penis-shaped burn across their faces, were able to bring us Jaimie Alexander who should have deleted that six weeks she worked for Merry Maids from her resume, Peter Stormare just wishing Richard Greico would say some shit, and finally, which of these two is more likely to blow you for half a bottle of Robitussin: Charlie Sheen or Bam Margera?
Trick question! The answer is Tom Cruise and actually, you can just keep the cough syrup,
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His face just oozes chlamydia.
damn it! wrong photo. grrr
His face just oozes chlamydia.
“If I only had a chin.”
The newly-elected president of the Pretty Titty Committee.
This dude’s face looks like a crushed road apple.
The scientific term for Megan Good is hotlooking blackchick.
Finally, a place to park my Penny-farthing.
“Vhat is zat eentoxicating scent?”
“Pine-Sol.”
D’UCHE
Hi Drugs!
what a sloppy looking cow
So d’is chick is suckin’ my cock….
Howard Stern is getting old….
“Your man looks like a chimpanzee!”
Ha ha ha Margera is on here down-thumbing all the fucking posts…
Hood Rat
“Over in the Middle East they do their prayer times…well…sort of…ummm…I guess…well, sort of like this…”
I saw that face on a cigar store Indian once.
“I see you’re not feeling too well, Jen. Let’s go to your place and I’ll rub some Vicks on your chest.”
If the jacket is telling the truth, then you should be able to afford a pair of pants.
How’s kicks, Crispin?
“You smell of chimichangas and lysol…I’m so turned on right now!”
We didn’t talk like cops, we didn’t look like cops, we didn’t act like cops.
Quick! Someone fetch this bum some soup!
Pretty sure I’ve seent his cat going through my dumpster at night eating leftover burritos.
Total nasty skank.