The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 1.15.13

January 15th, 2013 // 251 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed which seems a little light, but not when you consider the still rising paparazzi death toll from Alexander Skarsgard unleashing the Kraken. They found one poor bastard with shards of lens jutting from his aorta. Fortunately, the survivors, though forever marred with a penis-shaped burn across their faces, were able to bring us Jaimie Alexander who should have deleted that six weeks she worked for Merry Maids from her resume, Peter Stormare just wishing Richard Greico would say some shit, and finally, which of these two is more likely to blow you for half a bottle of Robitussin: Charlie Sheen or Bam Margera?

Trick question! The answer is Tom Cruise and actually, you can just keep the cough syrup,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Judi Shekoni Side Boob Cleavage The Last Stand Premiere
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    His face just oozes chlamydia.

  2. Bam Margera Zit The Last Stand Premiere
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    His face just oozes chlamydia.

  3. Anjelica Houston
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    “If I only had a chin.”

  4. Judi Shekoni Side Boob Cleavage The Last Stand Premiere
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    The newly-elected president of the Pretty Titty Committee.

  5. Bam Margera Zit The Last Stand Premiere
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    This dude’s face looks like a crushed road apple.

  6. Meagan Good Butt Yoga Pants
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    The scientific term for Megan Good is hotlooking blackchick.

  7. Maria Menounos Butt Yoga Position
    Oz Matters
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    Finally, a place to park my Penny-farthing.

  8. Arnold Schwarzenegger Groping Jaimie Alexander The Last Stand Premiere
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    “Vhat is zat eentoxicating scent?”

    “Pine-Sol.”

  9. Andrew Dice Clay Short Pants Grey Socks Fingerless Gloves
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    D’UCHE

  10. Bam Margera Zit The Last Stand Premiere
    Megan
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    Hi Drugs!

  11. Jennifer Love Hewitt Running Down Bleachers The Client List Set
    skinny bitch
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    what a sloppy looking cow

  12. Andrew Dice Clay Short Pants Grey Socks Fingerless Gloves
    alex
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    So d’is chick is suckin’ my cock….

  13. Anjelica Houston
    Raptor
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    Howard Stern is getting old….

  14. Shakira Pregnant Belly Gerard Pique The Wind And Random Presentation
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    “Your man looks like a chimpanzee!”

  15. Bam Margera Zit The Last Stand Premiere
    Johnny Kville
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    Ha ha ha Margera is on here down-thumbing all the fucking posts…

  16. Rihanna Underwear Complex Shoot Twitter
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    Hood Rat

  17. Maria Menounos Butt Yoga Position
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    “Over in the Middle East they do their prayer times…well…sort of…ummm…I guess…well, sort of like this…”

  18. Anjelica Houston
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    I saw that face on a cigar store Indian once.

  19. Jennifer Love Hewitt Running Down Bleachers The Client List Set
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    “I see you’re not feeling too well, Jen. Let’s go to your place and I’ll rub some Vicks on your chest.”

  20. Amber Rose Pregnant Huge Butt See Through Pants
    Tinka
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    If the jacket is telling the truth, then you should be able to afford a pair of pants.

  21. Crispin Glover Long Hair
    edamame
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    How’s kicks, Crispin?

  22. Arnold Schwarzenegger Groping Jaimie Alexander The Last Stand Premiere
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    “You smell of chimichangas and lysol…I’m so turned on right now!”

  23. Andrew Dice Clay Short Pants Grey Socks Fingerless Gloves
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    We didn’t talk like cops, we didn’t look like cops, we didn’t act like cops.

  24. Bam Margera Zit The Last Stand Premiere
    Feral B
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    Quick! Someone fetch this bum some soup!

  25. Bam Margera Zit The Last Stand Premiere
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    Pretty sure I’ve seent his cat going through my dumpster at night eating leftover burritos.

  26. Rihanna Underwear Complex Shoot Twitter
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    Total nasty skank.

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