Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed which seems a little light, but not when you consider the still rising paparazzi death toll from Alexander Skarsgard unleashing the Kraken. They found one poor bastard with shards of lens jutting from his aorta. Fortunately, the survivors, though forever marred with a penis-shaped burn across their faces, were able to bring us Jaimie Alexander who should have deleted that six weeks she worked for Merry Maids from her resume, Peter Stormare just wishing Richard Greico would say some shit, and finally, which of these two is more likely to blow you for half a bottle of Robitussin: Charlie Sheen or Bam Margera?
Trick question! The answer is Tom Cruise and actually, you can just keep the cough syrup,
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Totally still would.
“Ah ha! Take that paparrazzi! Wha, what the? Oh Shit! I have pants on, is my face red.”
The Greek way of saying hello.
How the TSA didn’t stop this is another sign of the system breaking down.
Now that CB is back she has a new tatoo that says “Everlast”
http://www.shopeverlast.com/70-lb-polycanvas-heavy-bag.html
Even Nick Nolte is wondering WTF this guy is wearing. And by “wondering”, I mean passed out on the toilet.
I seriously doubt that t-shirt, Mr. Vilanch.
So gross.
Fuck, this picture gives me the POV angle of if I was having sex with Rihanna and she was on top. *shudders*
Don’t know who she is, but we need to see more of her around here.
Raise your hand if you knew he was still alive.
“Ah used to eat ghirls like you fo breakfast.”
You know, an outfit like that would make most men look…kinda silly…
He really does manage to pull it off, doesn’t he?
If you write another sentence with the words “pull it off” in reference to what Clay’s wearing, I’m really going to hurt you.
Father Time! He fucked me! Ohhhh!
I was largely unaware of this name but I will now proceed to booble I mean google it thoroughly.
Kitty Farmer back there sometimes doubts Judi’s commitment to Sparkle Vision.
Ice Pirates = best 80s space movie
How long have you known about this?
First we’ve heard of it.
Couple of days.
[Jason and Roscoe look at each other]
Couple of days.
First we’ve heard of it.
Dice and Bam in the same Gallery? Our cups runneth over…with douche bags.
Somewhere in a dimly lit prison library with shaky internet connection, Ted Kaczynski is finally starting to realize it just wasn’t fucking worth it.
“as you can see I have nothing up my sleeve…”
That’s not a magic trick, Security accused him of stealing ham slices from the buffet.
Tiger Blood Sobriety!
Welcome to Coffee Tawk.
No, wait…Phil Spector during a high humidity heat wave.
Andrew Dice Clay
Andrew Dice Melted-Soy-Candle
Worst. Hamlet. Ever.
What a fucking asshole
Yup. What else is there to say?
“Are all former governors allowed to carry pistols in their pants pockets?”
Just Derringers.
I would love to eat the Baklava out of her butt …
She has apparently fallen off the Bob’s Burgers family tree.
I bet she has ass breath.
Who’s this “special person”? Is Jerry Lewis around?
Just post some pics of your meat curtains already.
I bet he smells as good as he looks.
boundless narcissism.
shake it like a polaroid picture…
Most people just stick out a thumb when hitchhicking.
The lady in the background just busted her husband.
The nose ring is only bringng attention to his acne.
Good ass! Me like!
There were rumors he was fucking her while they were filming. I guess that confirms it.
She plays a whore in this right? I wonder if she assaults all her client co-stars with three rings…
At least we know what happened to cousin Oliver afterTthe Brady Bunch was cancelled.
For some reason thought this was Kate Middleton
Lead in the Michael Moore Bio-Pic.
I had no idea that she was a skinhead.
He’s sort of cute, in a Dean Martin way, but then again that was fifty years ago.
His mother dresses him funny!
He wishes… Anyone that wears a shirt like that and can afford other shirts, is just a plain, old jerk!!!
all thats missing is the bullseye.
This is a cool pix.